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JESUS CHRIST MY EYE FUCK

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Oh god

    Lutfisk

    I did dishes for a lutfisk dinner once. The smell was terrifying. There's a lutfisk civil war in my family; either you fucking love it, or hate it.

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    SoulStalkerSoulStalker Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    That sounds... awful.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2007
    oh come on

    reichings

    that's fucking clever

    oh fuck you guys, you're no fun

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I admit Rank I didn't get it

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    HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    That sounds... awful.

    Exactly. Germans think they're all badass... but they can't handle that shit.

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    SoulStalkerSoulStalker Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    Exactly. Germans think they're all badass... but they can't handle that shit.
    Why would anyone willingly subject themselves to that, though?

    And Rank: I get that it's some sort of pun alluding to 'Reich', I just didn't really get it either...

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    It's a song that makes you really happy. Washes all the bad mood away.

    I danced to it when no one watched. On the streets. Just like Spider-Man, only less gay.

    I would like to hear such a song.

    There is an option that includes me PMing you.

    And I don't like songs on German, it's not a good language for music.

    olol reichings. Did you know there's a town in Germany called Reiching?

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    That sounds... awful.

    Exactly. Germans think they're all badass... but they can't handle that shit.

    I... don't know what's so bad about this.

    Sounds rather good, actually.

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    SoulStalkerSoulStalker Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    I... don't know what's so bad about this.

    Sounds rather good, actually.
    2 reasons:

    1) I was never big on seafood (of any sort)
    2) (from wikipedia): Lye is a caustic solution which is made from ashes and is used for glass, soap making...

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    I admit Rank I didn't get it

    PRONOUNCED LIKE VIKINGS YOU DENSE FUCKING TWATS!

    WHAT'S NOT TO GET?!?

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    SoulStalkerSoulStalker Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    PRONOUNCED LIKE VIKINGS YOU DENSE FUCKING TWATS!

    WHAT'S NOT TO GET?!?
    Oh... I get it.

    Har har.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Similar in many regards to the noble Zergling

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2007
    That's it, you're all fired.

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    your jokes are lacking.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2007
    YOUR FACE IS LACKING.

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    no, in fact it is not

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Seriously though over the past few weeks my long range vision has gotten very fuzzy. Like, anything more than ten feet away is hard to focus on. I really thought I'd evaded needing glasses by getting this far in life with perfect vision and then bam, over the course of a week it goes to shit.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    no, in fact it is not

    IN FACT SHUT UP

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    your dear mother has quite the bulbous proportions my good friend

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    My eyes are very awesome and I can see everything very clear. I'm like a superhero.

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    My eyes are very awesome and I can see everything very clear. I'm like a superhero.

    psh anyone can get that now with lazer eye surgery

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    SoulStalkerSoulStalker Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Seriously though over the past few weeks my long range vision has gotten very fuzzy. Like, anything more than ten feet away is hard to focus on. I really thought I'd evaded needing glasses by getting this far in life with perfect vision and then bam, over the course of a week it goes to shit.
    Sounds like glaucoma. Your life is forfeit - you might as well just kill yourself.

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    SoulStalkerSoulStalker Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I'd get laser eye surgery, except I don't want my corneas to explode when I travel on planes.

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    HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    Exactly. Germans think they're all badass... but they can't handle that shit.
    Why would anyone willingly subject themselves to that, though?

    When the Scandanavians realized they could not conquer the world with just their beards and longships, they knew they needed weapons of mass destruction. The best scientists they had at the time started "Project Odin", which developed Lutefisk... and later, ABBA.

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    what?

    also, don't travel on planes.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    In Hell I burn, my faith is sustained
    In Hell I burn again
    In Hell I burn, no questions remain
    In Hell I burn for JEEEESUUUUUUUUSSSS

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    My eyes are very awesome and I can see everything very clear. I'm like a superhero.

    psh anyone can get that now with lazer eye surgery

    Oh man, I just realized a surgery would make a god! A god of seeing!

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Seriously though over the past few weeks my long range vision has gotten very fuzzy. Like, anything more than ten feet away is hard to focus on. I really thought I'd evaded needing glasses by getting this far in life with perfect vision and then bam, over the course of a week it goes to shit.
    Sounds like glaucoma. Your life is forfeit - you might as well just kill yourself.

    I am taking the coward's path through alcohol and drug abuse.

    It is only a matter of time until I sell a kidney for my fix

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    SoulStalkerSoulStalker Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I've heard horror stories of people who have had laser eye surgery having their corneas explode when they travel in planes.

    Of course, I've also heard of people becoming fighter pilots after getting the surgery. I'm just not willing to take the chance.

    PS - I always wanted to be a fighter pilot, even when I was younger. Damn that military asshole that told me I never could become one because I wore glasses. Damn you.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I'm sorry Rank

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    SoulStalkerSoulStalker Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Tossrock wrote: »
    I am taking the coward's path through alcohol and drug abuse.

    It is only a matter of time until I sell a kidney for my fix
    Hahaha, best response ever. You're my new best friend!

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2007
    Fallout wrote: »
    In Hell I burn, my faith is sustained
    In Hell I burn again
    In Hell I burn, no questions remain
    In Hell I burn for JEEEESUUUUUUUUSSSS

    SATAN is my only friend
    SATAN with me till the end
    SATAN plays fun games with me
    SATAN's not my enemy

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    I'm sorry Rank

    YOUR FACE IS SORRY

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    I'm sorry Rank

    YOUR FACE IS SORRY

    YEAH SORRY THAT I RAN YOU THROUGH GNOMER YOU COCKGOBBLER

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    Kevin CristKevin Crist I make the devil hit his knees and say the 'our father'Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I flew to Alaska and back in the fall of '05 and nothing happened to my Laser'd eyes.

    People just fear the future.

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I've heard horror stories of people who have had laser eye surgery having their corneas explode when they travel in planes.

    Of course, I've also heard of people becoming fighter pilots after getting the surgery. I'm just not willing to take the chance.

    PS - I always wanted to be a fighter pilot, even when I was younger. Damn that military asshole that told me I never could become one because I wore glasses. Damn you.

    flying super expensive jets does sound cool. but on the other hand I live in canada. I think we still use f-14 hornets. or maybe something older. I mean its a decent jet but really with something like jets you need to stay competitive or else its all for naught. like with subs, ancient diesel subs just dont cut it anymore.

    at least we're getting a bunch of leopard 2's now. thats pretty badass. I mean I'm a personal fan of the french leclerc tank, but the leopard is still just as good if not better.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Fallout wrote: »
    In Hell I burn, my faith is sustained
    In Hell I burn again
    In Hell I burn, no questions remain
    In Hell I burn for JEEEESUUUUUUUUSSSS

    SATAN is my only friend
    SATAN with me till the end
    SATAN plays fun games with me
    SATAN's not my enemy

    This little light of mine
    I'm going to let it shine
    Oh, this little light of mine
    I'm going to let it shine
    IA, IA!
    This little light of mine
    I'm going to let it shine
    Let it shine, let it shine, let it shine

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    SoulStalkerSoulStalker Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    flying super expensive jets does sound cool. but on the other hand I live in canada. I think we still use f-14 hornets. or maybe something older. I mean its a decent jet but really with something like jets you need to stay competitive or else its all for naught. like with subs, ancient diesel subs just dont cut it anymore.

    at least we're getting a bunch of leopard 2's now. thats pretty badass. I mean I'm a personal fan of the french leclerc tank, but the leopard is still just as good if not better.
    I live in Canada too. But that wouldn't have stopped me. I wanted it badly. Besides, flying a hornet is still better than flying the nothing I'm flying right now.

    PS - Hornet is F/A-18, the Tomcat is the F-14

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    I'm sorry Rank

    YOUR FACE IS SORRY

    YEAH SORRY THAT I RAN YOU THROUGH GNOMER YOU COCKGOBBLER

    ARE YOU SORRY THAT YOU ARE THE ONLY FAGGOT THAT DIED?

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    flying super expensive jets does sound cool. but on the other hand I live in canada. I think we still use f-14 hornets. or maybe something older. I mean its a decent jet but really with something like jets you need to stay competitive or else its all for naught. like with subs, ancient diesel subs just dont cut it anymore.

    at least we're getting a bunch of leopard 2's now. thats pretty badass. I mean I'm a personal fan of the french leclerc tank, but the leopard is still just as good if not better.
    I live in Canada too. But that wouldn't have stopped me. I wanted it badly. Besides, flying a hornet is still better than flying the nothing I'm flying right now.

    PS - Hornet is F/A-18, the Tomcat is the F-14

    alrighty, I wasn't sure, I'm not too good with modern planes. I did a google for f-14 hornet and got positive hits so I thought hey whatever

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