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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    I like turkey but every time I've had the smoked turkey at a bbq place it's been dry as hell and very dire

    I'm sure it's possible to do right but it def seems like its harder than the other meats

    it's also been my experience that smoked turkey on a plate- like, by the pound at a bbq place- is often weak and dry. i've had some great sandwiches (with added moisture), though. a place near me does uh, a habanero-cranberry salsa turkey sandwich and chipotle mayo. v nice.

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Last night fiancee made, basically, enhanced bruschetta for dinner

    French bread toasted with garlic olive oil, pesto, homemade hummus, slow roasted red pepper, tomato and squash, grated parmesan, and chopped cheese curds melted atop, and some chopped basil

    Superb

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Last night fiancee made, basically, enhanced bruschetta for dinner

    French bread toasted with garlic olive oil, pesto, homemade hummus, slow roasted red pepper, tomato and squash, grated parmesan, and chopped cheese curds melted atop, and some chopped basil

    Superb

    do italians eat hummus or was this extremely hateful, racist appropriation

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    edited August 2022
    Last night fiancee made, basically, enhanced bruschetta for dinner

    French bread toasted with garlic olive oil, pesto, homemade hummus, slow roasted red pepper, tomato and squash, grated parmesan, and chopped cheese curds melted atop, and some chopped basil

    Superb

    Propose again

    Rhesus Positive on
    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    it's a common misconception that evolution can be a two-way process, that de-evolution is possible.

    In reality, evolution is in one direction only, though sometimes meanders and retreads old soil.

    That said, the destination is the same for everyone.

    Crab City.

    In the past, this information has been suppressed, but now it can be told. Every man, woman, and mutant on this planet shall know the truth of de-evolution.

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Are we talking about the same smoked meat here?

    "Smoked meat" in Quebec and Ontario is a very specific dish.
    Montreal-style smoked meat, Montreal smoked meat or simply smoked meat in Quebec is a type of kosher-style deli meat product made by salting and curing beef brisket with spices. The brisket is allowed to absorb the flavours over a week, is then hot smoked to cook through, and finally is steamed to completion.

    The combination of the spices they use and the steam finish is probably what turns me off.

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Zavian wrote: »
    what if aliens turn out to be space crabs and if you've ever eaten a crab before in your life they're gonna judge you and pull out the ray gun

    imitation crab being safe

    imitation crab is just very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very underbaked crab.

  • KamiroKamiro Registered User regular
    haha someone just posted on the neighborhood page bitching about the mismatching bulbs on peoples houses

    will the criminals finally be brought to justice???

    I’ve been replacing the LED bulbs that came with this house with other LED bulbs that have slightly less lumens as the original ones burn out

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    If it’s anything like Montreal steak seasoning, yeah I’m not huge on it

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
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    MTL SMKD MT SNDWCH

    served with fries, coleslaw and a pickle.


    God, i am hungry for some of that now.

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Are we talking about the same smoked meat here?

    "Smoked meat" in Quebec and Ontario is a very specific dish.
    Montreal-style smoked meat, Montreal smoked meat or simply smoked meat in Quebec is a type of kosher-style deli meat product made by salting and curing beef brisket with spices. The brisket is allowed to absorb the flavours over a week, is then hot smoked to cook through, and finally is steamed to completion.

    The combination of the spices they use and the steam finish is probably what turns me off.

    i have never been to montreal. i was using it as the overarching term for the smoked meat you might find at a bbq joint- ribs or pulled pork or smoked turkey or brisket or whatever.

    it sounds like what you're describing is basically pastrami, which is a mainstay of old school american sandwich places.

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    I completed my reading goal for the year! hoist me on your shoulders and parade me around

    every time I finish a book lately, tho, I fall into a little dip and find it hard to choose the next one

    brain pls

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Are we talking about the same smoked meat here?

    "Smoked meat" in Quebec and Ontario is a very specific dish.
    Montreal-style smoked meat, Montreal smoked meat or simply smoked meat in Quebec is a type of kosher-style deli meat product made by salting and curing beef brisket with spices. The brisket is allowed to absorb the flavours over a week, is then hot smoked to cook through, and finally is steamed to completion.

    The combination of the spices they use and the steam finish is probably what turns me off.

    i have never been to montreal. i was using it as the overarching term for the smoked meat you might find at a bbq joint- ribs or pulled pork or smoked turkey or brisket or whatever.

    it sounds like what you're describing is basically pastrami, which is a mainstay of old school american sandwich places.

    All of the items at a BBQ joint are good and delicious and make a great sandwich

    Montreal smoked meat isn't quite pastrami but it's close

    https://www.seriouseats.com/difference-between-pastrami-smoked-meat-katzs-schwartzs-mile-end

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Are we talking about the same smoked meat here?

    "Smoked meat" in Quebec and Ontario is a very specific dish.
    Montreal-style smoked meat, Montreal smoked meat or simply smoked meat in Quebec is a type of kosher-style deli meat product made by salting and curing beef brisket with spices. The brisket is allowed to absorb the flavours over a week, is then hot smoked to cook through, and finally is steamed to completion.

    The combination of the spices they use and the steam finish is probably what turns me off.

    i have never been to montreal. i was using it as the overarching term for the smoked meat you might find at a bbq joint- ribs or pulled pork or smoked turkey or brisket or whatever.

    it sounds like what you're describing is basically pastrami, which is a mainstay of old school american sandwich places.

    i believe it is very similar to a pastrami sandwich, having never had one in the US.

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Kamiro wrote: »
    haha someone just posted on the neighborhood page bitching about the mismatching bulbs on peoples houses

    will the criminals finally be brought to justice???

    I’ve been replacing the LED bulbs that came with this house with other LED bulbs that have slightly less lumens as the original ones burn out

    So long as the color temperature is consistent!

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    edited August 2022
    i would probably recommend you never try a katz pastrami sandwich when you're in new york. the only thing worse than eating one of america's most famous sandwiches, known for being absolutely overfilled with a meat you hate, is waiting in a long line and then paying 25 dollars for it

    Organichu on
  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    edited August 2022
    Well there's your problem

    The smoked meat didn't get ground to a paste

    Try the burnt end meatballs

    Tumin on
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    that sure looks like a pastrami sandwich

    I do not care for them either

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    The Jewish deli chain we had in Dallas was legitimately great, I wish I had one up here

    Plus they weren’t strict about being kosher for their goyish clientele so I could get melted Swiss on my pastrami Ruben

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    I have reconfigured my opinion in this case and Ppups is incorrect and morally debased

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    I'm unsure about these sandwiches that appear to be a softball sized lump of smoked meat between some vestigial pieces of bread

    It doesn't seem like an arrangement that would be easy or enjoyable to consume

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    i like a pastrami sandwich but i don't understand piling so much on a sandwich you can't actually fit it in your mouth without unhinging your jaw

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Let's see, the big montreal foods to get that you can't get elsewhere...

    There's Smoked Meat sandwiches, there's the bagels (either St-Viateur or Fairmount, both extremely good on their own merits.)

    What else....

    it's kinda hard to know what people outside don't have that i take for granted, now that i think about it.

  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    I like having a reuben with pastrami.

    Unfortunately pastrami is like 14 dollars a pound at the store right now.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    Other places have bagels

    All places are the same, that are any good

    Basically if a place doesn't have bagels, why even have an arrivals terminal

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    i guess real maple syrup in breakfast/brunch places.

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    JebusUD wrote: »
    I like having a reuben with pastrami.

    Unfortunately pastrami is like 14 dollars a pound at the store right now.

    just buy a $4/lb brisket and a $500 smoker and

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    i would probably recommend you never try a katz pastrami sandwich when you're in new york. the only thing worse than eating one of america's most famous sandwiches, known for being absolutely overfilled with a meat you hate, is waiting in a long line and then paying 25 dollars for it

    Literally the situation in Montreal

    I waited in that line and paid for an expensive sandwich and was like, oh, no it's the same as any other smoked meat in Ontario. I hate this.

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    the fact that puppies likes smoked turkey means the case isn't closed for me. i'm like a distraught mother, still harassing the near-retirement detectives who i suspect bungled my daughter's missing-person case in the late 70s.

    if he hated all smoked meat that'd be one thing. does he hate the combination of smoke and fatty meats? something about the smoky flavor traveling with the grease? has he tried lean brisket, then, or white meat smoked chicken?

    i need answers *slams desk with fist*

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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Tumin wrote: »
    Other places have bagels

    All places are the same, that are any good

    Basically if a place doesn't have bagels, why even have an arrivals terminal

    i mean, like, the specific Montreal-style Bagels not ring-shaped breads in general.

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Thankfully, Montreal bagels are very good and wildly better than New York bagels, so at least they have that going for them

  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Smoked turkey is great, it just needs to be properly brined.

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    I like to ART
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    i would probably recommend you never try a katz pastrami sandwich when you're in new york. the only thing worse than eating one of america's most famous sandwiches, known for being absolutely overfilled with a meat you hate, is waiting in a long line and then paying 25 dollars for it

    Literally the situation in Montreal

    I waited in that line and paid for an expensive sandwich and was like, oh, no it's the same as any other smoked meat in Ontario. I hate this.

    Schwartz is.... Fine.

    i mean, it's a perfectly serviceable Smoked Meat place but it's a tiny place that somehow became a big tourist attraction.

    These days i prefer Dunn's.

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    there are four ways to enjoy a bagel:

    1) with cream cheese, flavored or not
    2) as a vessel for a breakfast sandwich
    3) as a vessel for smoked fish and possibly also capers
    4) as a soft dough ring you get from a grocery store bakery and maybe you just put butter on it or sprinkle on cinnamon sugar; some do not consider this an actual bagel

    tag yourself

  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    Tumin wrote: »
    Other places have bagels

    All places are the same, that are any good

    Basically if a place doesn't have bagels, why even have an arrivals terminal

    i mean, like, the specific Montreal-style Bagels not ring-shaped breads in general.

    I guess we have a place that does them locally, I should eat a montreal bagel...yes...

  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Waiting for doctors to poke me in the gut now.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Waiting for doctors to poke me in the gut now.

    slut gang rise up

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