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There's Actually Zero Difference Between Good & [Bad] Food

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    It sounds like this has given you a great kick-start in terms of your cooking abilities but...don't soak your oven cloth in water next time

    Any reason why not? My intent was to temporarily counteract the heat of the baking tray long enough to pull it out since the towel itself was thin cloth. Didn't burn my hand so seemed to work well.

  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    It sounds like this has given you a great kick-start in terms of your cooking abilities but...don't soak your oven cloth in water next time

    Any reason why not? My intent was to temporarily counteract the heat of the baking tray long enough to pull it out since the towel itself was thin cloth. Didn't burn my hand so seemed to work well.

    Wet cloth will conduct heat faster

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  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    Ok I really thought that guy was Rain Wilson when I saw the thumbnail so I went ahead and clicked on it, oh a celebrity trying fast food for a lark, I'm in, and you guys it's so completely not Rain Wilson.

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  • JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    Karl wrote: »
    Madican wrote: »
    It sounds like this has given you a great kick-start in terms of your cooking abilities but...don't soak your oven cloth in water next time

    Any reason why not? My intent was to temporarily counteract the heat of the baking tray long enough to pull it out since the towel itself was thin cloth. Didn't burn my hand so seemed to work well.

    Wet cloth will conduct heat faster

    Tis a lesson you need only learn once.

    Stupid Sexy Cast Iron.

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  • ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    much, much, much faster

    actually surprised you didn't discover this

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  • DirtyboyDirtyboy Registered User regular
    Wish I had places around me that sold gloriously un
    Peen wrote: »
    Ok I really thought that guy was Rain Wilson when I saw the thumbnail so I went ahead and clicked on it, oh a celebrity trying fast food for a lark, I'm in, and you guys it's so completely not Rain Wilson.

    It's just an Aussie bloke that likes to torture himself with bad fast food.

  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    It sounds like this has given you a great kick-start in terms of your cooking abilities but...don't soak your oven cloth in water next time

    Any reason why not? My intent was to temporarily counteract the heat of the baking tray long enough to pull it out since the towel itself was thin cloth. Didn't burn my hand so seemed to work well.

    Wet cloth will heat up more quickly and be more likely to burn you because water conducts heat better than cloth. Just buy some cheapo thick dish towels.

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  • ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    doubling down on the gastronomic abstraction

    noooo don't do that

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  • ChallChall Registered User regular
    Dirtyboy wrote: »

    I think this sounds good? Maybe it would be too much cinnamon but I def would try it.

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Ah, okay plain cloth next time then. Though I'm going to get an actual oven mitt before I need to improvise again

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    I used to go to a coffee shop that had a really good brown sugar cinnamon latte. I might drag down the moka pot and try to replicate it this Sunday, it's supposed to be agreeably cool and rainy out.

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  • V1mV1m Registered User regular
    edited October 2022
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    Madican wrote: »
    It sounds like this has given you a great kick-start in terms of your cooking abilities but...don't soak your oven cloth in water next time

    Any reason why not? My intent was to temporarily counteract the heat of the baking tray long enough to pull it out since the towel itself was thin cloth. Didn't burn my hand so seemed to work well.

    Wet cloth will heat up more quickly and be more likely to burn you because water conducts heat better than cloth. Just buy some cheapo thick dish towels.

    At an advanced age, I finally gave in and bought some silicone oven gloves and now those tender and ornamental little red marks on my hands and wrists are but a fading memory.

    NB the damb cloth thing is... briefly OK if the thing you're picking up has low specific heat capacity. If it's a thin aluminium baking sheet for instance, the bit you're touching will probably cool off before it has time to actually hurt you. But as soon as you start fooling yourself that "hey this works fine I don't need to spend a whole £16.99 on fancy silicone gloves like that chump V1m did", then you're setting yourself up for the whole picks up a heavy iron or steel pan that will gleefully flash that dampness into steam, poach your fingertips and/or your palms and poach 'em real good scene.

    At least try and make sure that there are some onlookers who can be amused by your hopping and handwaving and hooting and hey look the whole pot of chili is all over the floor, good job there chef.

    Edit: Just buy the gloves, is where I was going with that, if it wasn't clear.

    V1m on
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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    And make sure you buy these ones:
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    so you can say "I can take a hot pan out of the oven with my bear hands."

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Or become robot.

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  • KamarKamar Registered User regular
    I bought a pair of cloth and silicone barbecue gloves a while back, you have to work a little quicker with them because they heat up, but I appreciate the added precision and being able to grab small things with them on.

    Depressperado
  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    edited October 2022
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    edit: I got burned so much at the wire factory. when adding new material or fixing a break, you would spot weld them together via a machine that made the ends of two wires red-hot and you squish 'em together and hope for the best. this whole process made that piece of wire just so goddamned hot and I was a hung-over teenager so I was constantly melting the weird plastic gloves we wore into my palms.

    Depressperado on
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  • JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
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    edit: I got burned so much at the wire factory. when adding new material or fixing a break, you would spot weld them together via a machine that made the ends of two wires red-hot and you squish 'em together and hope for the best. this whole process made that piece of wire just so goddamned hot and I was a hung-over teenager so I was constantly melting the weird plastic gloves we wore into my palms.

    That boy was me!

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Sounds like the origin story for the Noid.

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Oh yeah this was just a baking sheet, there's no way I'd have tried this move on something like a cast iron. I know very well how hot those things get because as a redhead I am far more thermal sensitive (in both directions) than most. When I say small hand towel I mean very small, very thin, very "I can only use three fingers and a thumb because the fourth would touch the tray" kind of thing.

  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    An old t shirt would also work.

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    edited October 2022
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    An old t shirt would also work.

    That was going to be my next resort if not the shower robe

    Madican on
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  • JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Sounds like the origin story for the Noid.

    'Member that guy who held a Dominos hostage because he thought the noid was insulting him personally?

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    edited October 2022
    yeah his last name was Noid and I think he might have been schizophrenic?

    either way, he thought the whole Avoid the Noid thing was a conspiracy

    Depressperado on
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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Sounds like the origin story for the Noid.

    'Member that guy who held a Dominos hostage because he thought the noid was insulting him personally?

    Please stop spying on me.

    Depressperado
  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    to be fair to that dude, that whole campaign was basically giving everyone in his life carte blanche to bully him.

    pimento
  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    yeah his last name was Noid and I think he might have been schizophrenic?

    either way, he thought the whole Avoid the Noid thing was a conspiracy

    Not surprised he got annoyed

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  • JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    yeah his last name was Noid and I think he might have been schizophrenic?

    either way, he thought the whole Avoid the Noid thing was a conspiracy

    he was definitely a few peperonis short a slice. Definitely good reason to be nice to the irritable guy with the unique last name.

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  • BurtletoyBurtletoy Registered User regular
    I worked as an Alley Coordinator (expo) at red Lobster for 3 years in college, the two main parts of the job were cutting and squeezing baked potatoes directly out of the over and removing snow crab legs from plastic bags directly out of the steamer.

    While I don't pull metal out of the oven with my bare hands, I definitely pull the pizza that way.

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    I have the delicate hands of a gentleman scholar

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  • JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    Seriously, invest in a good pair of Mitts that are quilted and then have the little silicon nubbins too. Your hands will thank you.

    https://www.amazon.com/KitchenAid-Kitchen-Beacon-Passion-Bordeaux/dp/B08J8DZYZL/ref=zg_bs_678536011_sccl_13/144-1465755-1637038?pd_rd_i=B08J8DZYZL&psc=1

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    I clicked that link to get ready to make fun of your selection, but they're the exact oven mitts I use.

    So, you win this round, I guess!

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  • JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    I clicked that link to get ready to make fun of your selection, but they're the exact oven mitts I use.

    So, you win this round, I guess!

    You can always make fun of me for being white trash, does that help?

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  • BurtletoyBurtletoy Registered User regular
    edited October 2022
    I also remove things from the 120c autoclave at work while wearing a pair of 6mm thick nitrile gloves instead of using the heat resistant gloves that are literally draped over the autoclave cause it seems like to much work to put them on.

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  • BurtletoyBurtletoy Registered User regular
    I have the well-done hands of a idiot

  • chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    Standard (not super small) dish towels also work just fine, have the advantages of being multipurpose and hanging easily from an oven handle (or just about anywhere else). I wanna say most professional kitchen folx use towels.

    Disadvantage is that they don't look like bear paws or are cool silicon nubby things.

    Kane Red RobeCommander Zoom
  • MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    I've given myself so many burns, usually from touching the top of a rack trying to turn the pan or whatever.

  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited October 2022
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Seriously, invest in a good pair of Mitts that are quilted and then have the little silicon nubbins too. Your hands will thank you.

    https://www.amazon.com/KitchenAid-Kitchen-Beacon-Passion-Bordeaux/dp/B08J8DZYZL/ref=zg_bs_678536011_sccl_13/144-1465755-1637038?pd_rd_i=B08J8DZYZL&psc=1

    Fine! Maybe I willl!

    I like my old oven mitts because they've got weird owls on them, but they're getting worn enough that they're no longer uniformly protective. Which is a bad trait to have in your PPE.

    Jedoc on
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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I decided to try some of this flavored liquid death sparkling water since it was on sale

    It's good I guess, refreshing, kinda dry though, tastes almost like a light beer somehow? It's the berry flavor one

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