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Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker: Year of the Bnuuy: 6.4 soon

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  • admanbadmanb unionize your workplace Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    uhhh I mean that at least is up to you. Zenos doesn’t approach you with an appeal to your morals or a threat, he says “ain’t no way you did all this and don’t enjoy fighting” and you can reply “yeah true” and fight him for no other reason than the fight.

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  • Fig-DFig-D Tustin, CA, USRegistered User regular
    edited May 3
    The best part about Zenos? (Endwalker spoilers)
    Real ass spoilers, for realsies.
    His lifeless husk is sitting at the end of the universe and my WoL doesn't have to think about his dumb ass ever again.

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  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    A duck! wrote: »
    Enlong wrote: »
    And it's still weird and complicated
    Because even with that aid, we don't fight him because it's what he wants; we fight him because it's what the world needs. One way or another, he's done too much and hurt too many people to be allowed to return to the planet.

    So like... he helps us save the universe for the sake of his duel, but the fight happens for a different reason than as a favor for his service. It's almost like, a weird coincidence?
    Hey, that man is a hero. he did more to save the world from Garlemald than the WoL did.
    Crippl3 wrote: »
    (snip of the streamer having a great day)

    she denies it but she is a
    Zenos Fucker
    through and through, it's honestly hilarious

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  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    zenos might be the worst at sex in the entire game, i think. i'm trying to think if anyone would be worse.

    maybe the roeguy who hangs around with yotsuyu

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  • BadablackBadablack Registered User regular
    edited May 3
    Nah Zenos was cybernetically and genetically enhanced by the smartest garlemald scientists with allagan technology to be the best possible sex haver imaginable. He just doesn't care about anyone enough to bother.

    Other than...the warrior of light.

    *edit* Zenos is a cyborg supersoldier yeah, like they did a bunch of stuff to him and that's why he's so strong right?

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  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    that makes him bad at sex

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  • OldSlackerOldSlacker Registered User regular
    Badablack wrote: »
    Nah Zenos was cybernetically and genetically enhanced by the smartest garlemald scientists with allagan technology to be the best possible sex haver imaginable. He just doesn't care about anyone enough to bother.

    Other than...the warrior of light.

    *edit* Zenos is a cyborg supersoldier yeah, like they did a bunch of stuff to him and that's why he's so strong right?

    More like a genetic freak of nature due to his ancestry.

  • admanbadmanb unionize your workplace Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    right his
    grandpa is Emet-Selch

    also he's infused with the artificial Echo

  • Kevin CristKevin Crist I make the devil hit his knees and say the 'our father'Registered User regular
    zenos might be the worst at sex in the entire game, i think. i'm trying to think if anyone would be worse.

    maybe the roeguy who hangs around with yotsuyu

    I'd say Valens van Varro from The Sorrow of Werlyt sidequests.

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  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    a lot of zenos' past is left fairly ambiguous

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  • Lucid_SeraphLucid_Seraph TealDeer MarylandRegistered User regular
    if you read the short story where he meets yotsuyu she (a sex worker at the time! literally being paid to seduce him!) is like "wow this guy does not gaf. and I don't even think this is a gender thing I just think he has 0 interest in sex at all."

    That man Does Not Fuck.


    somewhat of an aside of my own WoL:
    Illyria viewed Zenos as yet another very annoying obstacle between her and getting back to her garden & cooking. Most of her story has been, "I joined the Lancer's Guild sure to help post-Calamity after I dropped out of Arcanist school for being too ADHD to live, and then things just kind of kept getting out of hand from there?"

    (eventually she got so sick of the fighting and the death and the bullshit that she straight up post Endwalker went to Feo Ul and was like "ok, put me into some kind of fairytale princess sleep. uhhh... you can let my Esteem, my Anima, and my Voidsent Avatar drive my body around I guess if anybody actually needs anything. But I'm fucking done, give me a dreamscape island paradise where I can have a dream version of Haurchefant and Ysayle. I'll wake up when I can forgive myself. Maybe.")

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  • ZythonZython Registered User regular
    Me actually playing BLM and being half-way decent at it and enjoying it.

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  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    It's not a problem until you start saying "healers adjust", in which case you'll have a big problem: rez sickness.

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Skeith wrote: »
    It's not a problem until you start saying "healers adjust", in which case you'll have a big problem: rez sickness.

    That's just a class feature

  • ZythonZython Registered User regular
    Skeith wrote: »
    It's not a problem until you start saying "healers adjust", in which case you'll have a big problem: rez sickness.

    That only happens sometimes. People overlapping AoEs on me and not moving from me, THAT’S a bigger problem.

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