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  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    I saw a DVD of Born on the Fourth of July and wondered is Oliver Stone making movies? Yep, he has a documentary coming out next week about the vital importance of nuclear power to stop climate change. Pretty bold of him to make a documentary considering his whole thing

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  • EmperorSethEmperorSeth Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Midnite wrote: »
    Lucas is a genius, just not necessarily a creative genius. But he knew how to market, and basically created the modern toy/collectible industry.

    Ah, so HE'S gonna be the recipient of this silver bullet into which I've painstakingly etched the words, "Made Funko Pops Happen"

    Hey Will, quick question for you

    Why are you assuming that the person that made Funko Pops happen is a werewolf?

    That's more of a "just in case"

    Like how embarrassing if I went to all that trouble of etching it into a regular bullet and then it just sinks into their skin and they spit it out and laugh at me

    How humiliating, better to cover all bases just in case

    I assume the bullet is also filled with dead man's blood, dipped in holy water, and blessed by some monk who hasn't spoken a word in 60 years. If you're only gonna get one shot, you gotta account for everything.

    With a wooden center in case of vampires. Hell, say it's wood from the Cross for extra certainty.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    That Hellraiser announcement made me realize I need to make my 31 horror movies in October list.

    My list is always 31 movies I’ve never seen so this is going to be tough

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I made a preliminary list. This will change because I’ll change my mind on some and others I just be able to figure out a way to watch

    The Black Phone
    The Oregonian
    Spiral: Saw
    Lake Mungo
    Pulse
    Rec
    The Innocents
    Hellbender
    X
    Mad God
    Bodies, Bodies, Bodies
    Studio 666
    Dashcam
    Umma
    The 8th Night
    Sound of Violence
    Meander
    Shadow in the Cloud
    Blood Red Sky
    Bloodthirsty
    The Power
    Gaia
    Jakob's Wife
    The Djinn
    Censor
    My Heart Can't Beat Unless You Tell it to
    His House
    #Alive
    Deerskin
    1BR
    Harpoon

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  • The JudgeThe Judge The Terwilliger CurvesRegistered User regular
    Caught See How They Run last night.

    Yeah, I can't say I'm going back to it any time soon. There's just nothing really there that's a draw? The occasional chuckle and a good amount of going through the motions and some tangents that feel added to pad running time. And I'm not certain if the inclusion of Saoirse Ronan made creators go "Let's Make This Look/Feel Like Wes Anderson!" but the amount of centered camera angles with her involved are something you start noticing long before the next one comes up.

    The one exception where I was pretty happy was
    unhinged, murder-happy Agatha Christie

    in which Shirley Henderson demonstrated more fun in the last 15 minutes than anyone else seemed to be displaying.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Midnite wrote: »
    Lucas is a genius, just not necessarily a creative genius. But he knew how to market, and basically created the modern toy/collectible industry.

    Ah, so HE'S gonna be the recipient of this silver bullet into which I've painstakingly etched the words, "Made Funko Pops Happen"

    Hey Will, quick question for you

    Why are you assuming that the person that made Funko Pops happen is a werewolf?

    That's more of a "just in case"

    Like how embarrassing if I went to all that trouble of etching it into a regular bullet and then it just sinks into their skin and they spit it out and laugh at me

    How humiliating, better to cover all bases just in case

    I assume the bullet is also filled with dead man's blood, dipped in holy water, and blessed by some monk who hasn't spoken a word in 60 years. If you're only gonna get one shot, you gotta account for everything.

    With a wooden center in case of vampires. Hell, say it's wood from the Cross for extra certainty.

    At this point just use a grenade and take care of the fragments

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  • JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    Mysst wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Midnite wrote: »
    Lucas is a genius, just not necessarily a creative genius. But he knew how to market, and basically created the modern toy/collectible industry.

    Ah, so HE'S gonna be the recipient of this silver bullet into which I've painstakingly etched the words, "Made Funko Pops Happen"

    Hey Will, quick question for you

    Why are you assuming that the person that made Funko Pops happen is a werewolf?

    That's more of a "just in case"

    Like how embarrassing if I went to all that trouble of etching it into a regular bullet and then it just sinks into their skin and they spit it out and laugh at me

    How humiliating, better to cover all bases just in case

    I assume the bullet is also filled with dead man's blood, dipped in holy water, and blessed by some monk who hasn't spoken a word in 60 years. If you're only gonna get one shot, you gotta account for everything.

    With a wooden center in case of vampires. Hell, say it's wood from the Cross for extra certainty.

    At this point just use a grenade and take care of the fragments

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  • NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    The Judge wrote: »
    Caught See How They Run last night.

    Yeah, I can't say I'm going back to it any time soon. There's just nothing really there that's a draw? The occasional chuckle and a good amount of going through the motions and some tangents that feel added to pad running time. And I'm not certain if the inclusion of Saoirse Ronan made creators go "Let's Make This Look/Feel Like Wes Anderson!" but the amount of centered camera angles with her involved are something you start noticing long before the next one comes up.

    The one exception where I was pretty happy was
    unhinged, murder-happy Agatha Christie

    in which Shirley Henderson demonstrated more fun in the last 15 minutes than anyone else seemed to be displaying.

    Agree with this pretty much

    It was very much the platonic ideal of "okay". I recommend seeing it on a discounted matinee or something but yeah. Sam Rockwell wasn't even allowed to be Sam Rockwell for crying out loud, what a waste. Saoirse Ronan stole the show though.

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  • LadaiLadai Registered User regular
    edited September 2022
    Here's my tentative list for October. A few short of 31 as I like to save a few spots for movies I randomly stumble across. Also in years past I've bumped movies from the list altogether in favor of others. Basically this is more of a guide than anything else.

    X
    Bodies Bodies Bodies
    Nope
    Halloween Ends
    Men
    Perfect Blue
    Bit
    Under the Skin
    Crimson Peak
    Evil Dead 2 (I've seen this before but my partner hasn't, and they've expressed interest in seeing it.)
    The Blob (1988)
    The Wicker Man (1973)
    The Strangers
    Possessor
    Werewolves Within
    Last Night in Soho
    Knife + Heart
    Paranormal Activity
    Beyond the Black Rainbow
    Black Swan
    It
    It 2
    Drag Me to Hell
    Crimes of the Future
    Barbarian
    Orphan: First Kill
    Day Shift
    Mad God

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  • Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    Naphtali wrote: »
    The Judge wrote: »
    Caught See How They Run last night.

    Yeah, I can't say I'm going back to it any time soon. There's just nothing really there that's a draw? The occasional chuckle and a good amount of going through the motions and some tangents that feel added to pad running time. And I'm not certain if the inclusion of Saoirse Ronan made creators go "Let's Make This Look/Feel Like Wes Anderson!" but the amount of centered camera angles with her involved are something you start noticing long before the next one comes up.

    The one exception where I was pretty happy was
    unhinged, murder-happy Agatha Christie

    in which Shirley Henderson demonstrated more fun in the last 15 minutes than anyone else seemed to be displaying.

    Agree with this pretty much

    It was very much the platonic ideal of "okay". I recommend seeing it on a discounted matinee or something but yeah. Sam Rockwell wasn't even allowed to be Sam Rockwell for crying out loud, what a waste. Saoirse Ronan stole the show though.

    Can she steal it if it was handed to her on a platter?

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Oh yeah, I will change that list a few times. Probably be a few I can’t find streaming and I’ll think of a few I want to add. The list is fluid

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Today though I’m going to double feature Terror at Blood Fart Lake and the sequel Return to Blood Fart Lake

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  • JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    I think another thing that is helpful when doing a movie a day style challenge is to open yourself up to seeing movies you've seen before, but haven't watched in awhile. For my 52 movie challenge, I allowed myself to rewatch a movie I had seen before, but haven't seen in a year, and honestly that was the most fun thing about it. I learned a lot about how my opinions and tastes have changed through time by how the movie affected me.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Blood Fart Lake is as low budget a movie as I’ve ever seen.

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    wow that is a great title

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    last time I wanted to watch ORPHAN: FIRST KILL the only option I had was to buy a digital copy for 20 bucks and like, no I don't want it that badly.

    is it streaming anywhere else now, even for a rental?

  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    last time I wanted to watch ORPHAN: FIRST KILL the only option I had was to buy a digital copy for 20 bucks and like, no I don't want it that badly.

    is it streaming anywhere else now, even for a rental?

    Could always check local libraries, very unappreciated resource. Mine always gets Criterions, even the foreign ones.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    last time I wanted to watch ORPHAN: FIRST KILL the only option I had was to buy a digital copy for 20 bucks and like, no I don't want it that badly.

    is it streaming anywhere else now, even for a rental?

    It’s on Paramount+

    Or

    Peacock

    I get those 2 confused all of the time

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  • KetarKetar Come on upstairs we're having a partyRegistered User regular
    last time I wanted to watch ORPHAN: FIRST KILL the only option I had was to buy a digital copy for 20 bucks and like, no I don't want it that badly.

    is it streaming anywhere else now, even for a rental?

    It's been streaming on Paramount+ for a while.

    It's still a $19.99 purchase otherwise, it's still playing in theaters and probably won't be a rental until that's done.

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    barffff

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Do I need to watch the previous Orphan movie before I watch First Kill or can I just jump straight to it?

  • JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    last time I wanted to watch ORPHAN: FIRST KILL the only option I had was to buy a digital copy for 20 bucks and like, no I don't want it that badly.

    is it streaming anywhere else now, even for a rental?

    Could always check local libraries, very unappreciated resource. Mine always gets Criterions, even the foreign ones.

    The library is great. Mine is on an interconnected system so i can borrow things from all over the state.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Do I need to watch the previous Orphan movie before I watch First Kill or can I just jump straight to it?

    You can jump right in but if you want to watch the original you have to watch it first or First Kill ruins it.

    I recommend watching the original but YMMV. Personally I love it

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  • NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    Naphtali wrote: »
    The Judge wrote: »
    Caught See How They Run last night.

    Yeah, I can't say I'm going back to it any time soon. There's just nothing really there that's a draw? The occasional chuckle and a good amount of going through the motions and some tangents that feel added to pad running time. And I'm not certain if the inclusion of Saoirse Ronan made creators go "Let's Make This Look/Feel Like Wes Anderson!" but the amount of centered camera angles with her involved are something you start noticing long before the next one comes up.

    The one exception where I was pretty happy was
    unhinged, murder-happy Agatha Christie

    in which Shirley Henderson demonstrated more fun in the last 15 minutes than anyone else seemed to be displaying.

    Agree with this pretty much

    It was very much the platonic ideal of "okay". I recommend seeing it on a discounted matinee or something but yeah. Sam Rockwell wasn't even allowed to be Sam Rockwell for crying out loud, what a waste. Saoirse Ronan stole the show though.

    Can she steal it if it was handed to her on a platter?

    given how her character worked in this movie, yes, yes she would

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Do I need to watch the previous Orphan movie before I watch First Kill or can I just jump straight to it?

    I think you'd want to go Orphan first, unless you already know the tweest

  • KetarKetar Come on upstairs we're having a partyRegistered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Do I need to watch the previous Orphan movie before I watch First Kill or can I just jump straight to it?

    Watching First Kill will spoil a big part of the first one, so if you think you might watch it you should just go in order.

    You don't need to watch the original though, you'll understand things fine if you go straight to First Kill.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    So what I’m thinking is watch the original Orphan first but you don’t HAVE to.

    Nobody said this but First Kill spoils the original Orphan

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    Jokerman wrote: »
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    last time I wanted to watch ORPHAN: FIRST KILL the only option I had was to buy a digital copy for 20 bucks and like, no I don't want it that badly.

    is it streaming anywhere else now, even for a rental?

    Could always check local libraries, very unappreciated resource. Mine always gets Criterions, even the foreign ones.

    The library is great. Mine is on an interconnected system so i can borrow things from all over the state.

    Mine goes all over the country. Once I requested Haxan, and I swear that copy came from Europe.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    These Blood Fart movies are awful but I’m enjoying them anyway.

    Love a good 1 star movie that I can still have fun with

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  • JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    These Blood Fart movies are awful but I’m enjoying them anyway.

    Love a good 1 star movie that I can still have fun with

    Who among us doesn't enjoy a good blood fart here and again?

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Jokerman wrote: »
    These Blood Fart movies are awful but I’m enjoying them anyway.

    Love a good 1 star movie that I can still have fun with

    Who among us doesn't enjoy a good blood fart here and again?

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Jokerman wrote: »
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    last time I wanted to watch ORPHAN: FIRST KILL the only option I had was to buy a digital copy for 20 bucks and like, no I don't want it that badly.

    is it streaming anywhere else now, even for a rental?

    Could always check local libraries, very unappreciated resource. Mine always gets Criterions, even the foreign ones.

    The library is great. Mine is on an interconnected system so i can borrow things from all over the state.

    Mine goes all over the country. Once I requested Haxan, and I swear that copy came from Europe.

    It's wild what you can get through ILL. One time a student requested something like the campaign journals of Ulysses S. Grant for a school project, and some out-of-state university library mailed us this three-volume set of 125-year-old books that only existed in like three libraries anywhere.

    Are you sure? He's a nice kid, but he's like twelve years old and he once returned a DVD of Paw Patrol just completely covered in grape jelly, I don't know what your archival expectations are here.

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    I would read a quick summary of Orphan before getting into First Kill, if nothing else

  • JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Jokerman wrote: »
    These Blood Fart movies are awful but I’m enjoying them anyway.

    Love a good 1 star movie that I can still have fun with

    Who among us doesn't enjoy a good blood fart here and again?

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  • KyouguKyougu Registered User regular
    I accidentally convinced a friend to watch Funny Games.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Hell yeah

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Kyougu wrote: »
    I accidentally convinced a friend to watch Funny Games.

    Hmm, no, that doesn't seem right

    You intentionally convinced a friend to watch Funny Games

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    You intentionally convinced your newest enemy to watch Funny Games

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Hell yeah

    Also after seeing (and loving) both versions, I next recommend Peeping Tom

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Craig didn’t wanna be Bond for even three films, and now they don’t want the followup doing it for less than a decade https://variety.com/2022/film/global/james-bond-007-barbara-broccoli-michael-g-wilson-1235378239/amp/

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