is the queen of england dead? hamburgers

crwth

https://twitter.com/bbcnews/status/1567845509615714306?s=21&t=Ms6hnYgqhdjPcMNxajY9AQ

I needed anime to post.

yeah

if you can call it dying

Brolo

she’s been dead for a few years, probably

death ain't stopping liz

Juggernut

she’s been dead for a few years, probably

Much like me, the Queen died 3 to 4 years ago, she's just stayed ambulatory out of a crushing sense of obligation and probably all the sugar from those crumpets or whatever it is the Queen of England eats.

Juggernut

she’s been dead for a few years, probably

Nutrient pellets like what you give a hamster, maybe.

Magell

yeah

I got so excited to vote yes I missed the option for she's been dead, damnit!

Sorce

no

She'll die when her eldest grandson is ready to take the throne, and not a moment sooner.

Darmak

she’s been dead for a few years, probably

Juggernut wrote: »

Much like me, the Queen died 3 to 4 years ago, she's just stayed ambulatory out of a crushing sense of obligation and probably all the sugar from those crumpets or whatever it is the Queen of England eats.

Back when the Earth was destroyed, yeah, same

Raijin Quickfoot

yeah

The Queen of England has been propped up on sticks and preserved for at least 20 years.

I didn’t vote for that option because I saw Yeah, clicked it and THEN saw the last option.

I needed anime to post.

yeah

https://youtu.be/txtHmthOZkg

SporkAndrew

she’s been dead for a few years, probably

They propped the corpse of her mum up with a series of pulleys and weights for years, I don't know why they're not going to try and pull that trick again

BahamutZERO

she’s been dead for a few years, probably

Weekend At Lizzie's

WeedLordVegeta

she’s been dead for a few years, probably

Are any of us truly alive

I needed anime to post.

yeah

and please let us not sleep on the fact that the queen's last official act will be the appointing of liz truss

Darmak

she’s been dead for a few years, probably

WeedLordVegeta wrote: »

Are any of us truly alive

Not on the inside

WeedLordVegeta

she’s been dead for a few years, probably

This is a hell of a birthday present anyways, thanks liz

Depressperado

she’s been dead for a few years, probably

who is gonna be king next and can I fight them for the throne like Conan?

Dex Dynamo

she’s been dead for a few years, probably

She's so dead I was surprised to find this was even a discussion, and not just, like, a common folk wisdom

Pellaeon

I needed a gnome to post. wrote: »

and please let us not sleep on the fact that the queen's last official act will be the appointing of liz truss

I mean, if I had to do that I might just call it too

Sweeney Tom

yeah

https://twitter.com/JUNlPER/status/1567874083483688961

DarkPrimus

she’s been dead for a few years, probably

WeedLordVegeta wrote: »

Are any of us truly alive

Henry Kissenger, the bastard

crwth

https://twitter.com/Carlists4Pete/status/1567876594055749632

DouglasDanger

she’s been dead for a few years, probably

I hope so

The royals are terrible, why anyone cares about them at all is beyond my comprehension

Hacksaw

she’s been dead for a few years, probably

Prince Charles walking through Buckingham with a smile and boner, ready to finally be crowned king, only to drop dead of COVID in two weeks time.

Inquisitor

DouglasDanger wrote: »

I hope so

The royals are terrible, why anyone cares about them at all is beyond my comprehension

It would be nice if this resulted in the complete collapse of interest in the monarchy but… I doubt it

crwth

https://twitter.com/breakingnewbbc/status/1567883236763901958?s=46&t=BJalLkVL99_u0CdBpBax9g

Flarne

she’s been dead for a few years, probably

That doesn’t look like a real BBC account

Grislo

Well, that's really ruined the suspense of this thread.

Way to go, Liz.

Inquisitor

Not a real Twitter account? News not reflected on BBC’s official site.

cursedking

yeah

Sweeney Tom wrote: »

https://twitter.com/JUNlPER/status/1567874083483688961

well it was a pleasant hope

crwth

if i was fooled then you all have to be fooled, thems the rules

Grislo

Inquisitor wrote: »

Not a real Twitter account? News not reflected on BBC’s official site.

Yeah, it looks like someone trying to farm followers from the hashtag trending maybe.

cursedking

yeah

Hope yet endures!

Whippy

genuinely think they've been using a body double for the last 10 months

Johnny Chopsocky

I want the queen to outlive Kissinger by exactly 2 hours. Just let that shitbag die and then immediately get overshadowed.

DouglasDanger

she’s been dead for a few years, probably

If she's still alive, there is still time to

https://images.app.goo.gl/L1bsgCx4HnUoDzfz9

PiptheFair

remember when thatcher died?

SporkAndrew

she’s been dead for a few years, probably

PiptheFair wrote: »

remember when thatcher died?

Honk

Garlic Bread

she’s been dead for a few years, probably

SporkAndrew wrote: »

PiptheFair wrote: »

remember when thatcher died?

Honk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUlj48Rvp1c

PiptheFair

Garlic Bread wrote: »

SporkAndrew wrote: »

PiptheFair wrote: »

remember when thatcher died?

Honk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUlj48Rvp1c

that's me

Beasteh

she’s been dead for a few years, probably

i had someone on one of my many weird indie vtuber channels message me this morning offering condolences

was news to me and well before anyone else reported it/it was on bbc news, they said some bloke in parliament tweeted about a note they got which is a pretty huge breach of protocol