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Is the queen of england undead?

tynictynic PICNIC BADASSRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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And if so, what form has she taken for this new stage of existence?

Lich Queen Liz, skin stretched thin over fragile bone, sustained by the souls of her most repressed subjects. Her apparent frailty is belied by her uncanny hold on mortal minds.

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Zombie Queen Liz, powerful, fast, hungry for flesh and brains. Indiscriminate in her predation. (Pictured: an earlier claimant to the zombie throne)

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Ghost Queen Liz, spectral and non corporeal, probably intending to spend eternity haunting Harry and Meghan's bathroom.

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Select your fighter.

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Is the queen of england undead? 104 votes

Lich Queen
43%
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Zombie Queen
4%
BahamutZEROevilbobMatevJokermanJedoc 5 votes
Ghost Queen
36%
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Other (plz describe and give stats)
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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    Lich Queen
    dark magics are definitely afoot, gotta go lich

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  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    edited September 2022
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    The ghosts of the corgis will inhabit the husk.

    Gustav on
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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
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    There is no liz. Only Zuul.

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Lich Queen
    Gotta be lich, they've already been practicing the rituals

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  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    Lich Queen is way too powerful. Definitely Ghost Queen.

    Completely ineffectual, but always kind of around.

    I am in the business of saving lives.
  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    England did not sink into the sea so clearly the queen did not perish. She must have ventured into the world of the fairy’s for a year and a day to obtain the authority to rule from the monarchs of the past.

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  • reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
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    I think she's just a regular zombie, not a zombie queen. Earthly power and titles do not transfer over to the netherrealm.

  • TefTef Registered User regular
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    Larlar.

    Either a larlar or a vampire. There’s no doubt she has been drinking the life blood of her subjects since day dot

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Ghost Queen
    Listen I don't know exactly what but we should bury her face down and push some iron nails into the grave just to be sure

  • VeagleVeagle Registered User regular
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    They dig up some medieval European vampires on Monday, and by Friday we're burying the Queen of England?

    Yeah, a likely story.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Ghost Queen
    Veagle wrote: »
    They dig up some medieval European vampires on Monday, and by Friday we're burying the Queen of England?

    Yeah, a likely story.


  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    Medieval vampire unearthed in Poland begins to cover herself in soil, debris.
    Archeologists have made a statement that the vampire spoke in a lost dialect local to the area, now translated as “Fuck this shit.” and “You’re still having wars? You still have monarchies? Jesus Christ.”

  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
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    Betting on Vampire Queen Liz 2 any day now.

    ...Well I guess 2 more days since the cycle is typically 3 days after transit.

  • VeagleVeagle Registered User regular
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    The longest serving monarch in British history "dies" without warning. Chris Pine appears catatonic at the Venice Film Awards. The Russian Army disappears from Ukraine overnight.

    Yup, looks like Europe's got a new vampire infestation.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    She's fed upon the psychic resonances of people for a long time now, this is not death but merely her shedding her physical form as she transitions to the next stage.

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
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    Vampire.

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Betting on Vampire Queen Liz 2 any day now.

    ...Well I guess 2 more days since the cycle is typically 3 days after transit.

    nobody better fucking roll that stone away

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
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    Pretty clearly a Werecorgi

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
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    Also I saw some wild conjecture in the internet hive of villainy that Canada was gearing up to have a necromonarchy so

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
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    Captain Inertia wrote: »
    Also I saw some wild conjecture in the internet hive of villainy that Canada was gearing up to have a necromonarchy so

    USA has them beat. Not a single one of their leaders is under 200

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  • GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
    edited September 2022
    Lich Queen
    LIZBIT REIGNS
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZH33ZuRvxQ

    Gundi on
  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
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    Queen of the Worms

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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Lich Queen
    Gustav wrote: »
    The ghosts of the corgis will inhabit the husk.

    The corgis are her phylactery. When the last falls, she will return.

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
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    Is the queen of england bread

  • TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    edited September 2022
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    Unable to fully relinquish the reins of empire, Elizabeth, Coffin Queen, defies death itself to raise occupying soldiers from their graves. Early in her undead reign, this takes a lot of practice and focus and so she can only do it with one person at a time.

    Her stats are 1 power and 1 toughness

    Tynnan on
  • NarbusNarbus Registered User regular
    edited September 2022
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    I believe that tradition dictates, now that her child is on the throne, her proper title is Queen Mummy

    Narbus on
  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Zombie Queen
    I don't think she's cool enough to be a lich or a ghost so zombie it is

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
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    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    Gustav wrote: »
    The ghosts of the corgis will inhabit the husk.

    The corgis are her phylactery. When the last falls, she will return.

    I don’t think she has any left. Probably why she’s dead, now that I think about it

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
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    The whole, being kinder to her animals than her colonial subjects, hell, even her homeland subjects tbh, is just peak white people shit

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Ghost Queen
    She was only 25 years off from the Victorian era, so I'm going to say she's a Near-Victorian ghost

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I averaged the responses here and produced a composite photofit of Queen Elizabeth's current status. Whereabouts/ number of corgis unknown. Please contact the hotline with any information.

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  • smofsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Put that on the new stamps please

  • LabelLabel Registered User regular
    Lich Queen
    I'm pretty sure I'm going to wish I was undead, as more global warming rolls on through the rest of our lives.

  • BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    Lich Queen
    tynic wrote: »
    I averaged the responses here and produced a composite photofit of Queen Elizabeth's current status. Whereabouts/ number of corgis unknown. Please contact the hotline with any information.

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    Now this...this is art.

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Ghost Queen
    tynic wrote: »
    I averaged the responses here and produced a composite photofit of Queen Elizabeth's current status. Whereabouts/ number of corgis unknown. Please contact the hotline with any information.

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    the corgis get to gnaw on her corpse a bit, a lil treat for em

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  • SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    Ghost Queen
    MegaMan001 wrote: »
    Lich Queen is way too powerful. Definitely Ghost Queen.

    Completely ineffectual, but always kind of around.
    Chuck will definitely be feeling her presence in everything he does, yeah.

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  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    they're going to try to frankenstein her but the efforts will culminate at the funniest possible point of the energy crisis, causing a sequence of events that obliterates her body absolutely

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  • ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    BlackDragon480 wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    I averaged the responses here and produced a composite photofit of Queen Elizabeth's current status. Whereabouts/ number of corgis unknown. Please contact the hotline with any information.

    5mqi7m21bbkm.png

    Now this...this is art.

    Only thing missing is an incorporeal Range Rover.

    And a gold Wii.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
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    It’s not a fun or popular opinion, but I think Liz is just regular dead.

    Nothing about her life makes me think she put in the work to prepare for undeath.

  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    "have we extracted undeath from the colonies yet, colonel?"

    "ma'am you're talking to one of the dogs"

    "i am aware of who i am speaking to and if you attempt to disregard their rank one more time i will hang you."

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