I always thought Turtles would be the most awesome weapon in combat.
Seriously, just attach a 50 caliber machine gun turret with motion sensors and set the turtle loose at a enemy base. They will fear the Turtle. FEAR.
Only weakness would be grenades or if the turtle got knocked on its side. Which then the Turtle would then do that thing that the Half-Life 2 Gun Turrets do when they flip over on their sides.
man, turtles would be the least fearsome combat machine I can even think of
where are you getting this from, I mean, I think turtles are as cute as the next guy, but my vast experience of rescuing them from highways does not give me any confidence as to their fighting capabilities
I have come to realise that SE++ threads have very little structure and tend to vere off topic ever so slightly. I feel I should've realised this earlier.
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I don't think he could afford an ignorant-ass hat.
Oh yeah, he also told me that girls at Uni can only afford to go to Uni because most of them are prostitutes on the side.
I'm not fucking joking. And neither was he.
I don't think he could afford an ignorant-ass hat.
Oh yeah, he also told me that girls at Uni can only afford to go to Uni because most of them are prostitutes on the side.
I'm not fucking joking. And neither was he.
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ON HIS SHELL HE HOLDS THE EARTH
Seriously, just attach a 50 caliber machine gun turret with motion sensors and set the turtle loose at a enemy base. They will fear the Turtle. FEAR.
Only weakness would be grenades or if the turtle got knocked on its side. Which then the Turtle would then do that thing that the Half-Life 2 Gun Turrets do when they flip over on their sides.
Wait..what the hell were we talking about?
where are you getting this from, I mean, I think turtles are as cute as the next guy, but my vast experience of rescuing them from highways does not give me any confidence as to their fighting capabilities
I'm shaking my head at your ass
it's like we're two sides of the same coin, in as much that Germaine Grier isn't me but I am
Merkin.
Turkleton Turtle from Turtletown
oh damn, I said that out loud and the word no longer has any meaning
man, there was a character in Sandman named Merkin, apparently. The Mother of Spiders.
hahahahaha oh Neil, you rascal!
About seven months... yeah I know.
And the president in Dr Strangelove was named Merkin Muffley.
Those are both awesome.
and honestly, what I found intrigues me
Read this thread to page 16, where there was still a lot of bashing going on, jumped ahead to 24, and now we have Merkin and Tea.
I fully enjoy this forum and all it offers.
oh this day just keeps getting better and better
Him on gays... or something.
"Sensitive new age guy?! MORE LIKE SENSITIVE NEW AGE POOF! YEAH? YEAH? RIGHT?"
Him on his favourite football team.
"Man I think they're winning so much because the best player is banging the coach's daughter. Don't you think?"
To that last one, I felt like replying with "Obviously you don't".
Oh yeah, he also told me that girls at Uni can only afford to go to Uni because most of them are prostitutes on the side.
I'm not fucking joking. And neither was he.
This guy was married with three young kids.
I mean, that's a lousy attitude about women
had to come from somewhere
all i like is iced lemon tea
hot tea just tastes like dirty water to me
which is, well, what it is, really
it's some Armenian shit, he just tosses it in the pot and boils it
no tea bags or tea balls or any of that
this thread is made of gold