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[NFL]Its a Giants world and we’re all living in it

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  • ph blakeph blake Registered User regular
    edited January 23
    Setting up perfectly for SF to kick a FG to go up 7 with 3:00 left, Dak to randomly remember how to QB and lead a two minute drive and score a TD on the last play of the game...

    and then Maher shanks the extra point and the cowboys loose by one

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  • Knight_Knight_ Dead Dead Dead Registered User regular
    that blown screen was a big fuck up, gave dallas 40 seconds for nothing

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  • Knight_Knight_ Dead Dead Dead Registered User regular
    ph blake wrote: »
    Setting up perfectly for SF to kick a FG to go up 7 with 3:00 left, Dak to randomly remember how to QB and lead a two minute drive and score a TD on the last play of the game...

    and then Maher shanks the extra point and the cowboys loose by one

    i mean if you score a td with no time left and don't go for 2 on the road you deserve to lose even if your kicker hasn't developed one of the most brutal cases of the yips i've seen in a bit.

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  • Knight_Knight_ Dead Dead Dead Registered User regular
    edited January 23
    lmao how do you not pick that. free pick six.

    edit: damn sorry i didn't realize i triple posted.

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  • ph blakeph blake Registered User regular
    Knight_ wrote: »
    ph blake wrote: »
    Setting up perfectly for SF to kick a FG to go up 7 with 3:00 left, Dak to randomly remember how to QB and lead a two minute drive and score a TD on the last play of the game...

    and then Maher shanks the extra point and the cowboys loose by one

    i mean if you score a td with no time left and don't go for 2 on the road you deserve to lose even if your kicker hasn't developed one of the most brutal cases of the yips i've seen in a bit.

    Also lmao Dak is playing awful so this is a moot point anyways

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Unreal

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  • TicaldfjamTicaldfjam Snoqualmie, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 23
    ph blake wrote: »
    Knight_ wrote: »
    ph blake wrote: »
    Setting up perfectly for SF to kick a FG to go up 7 with 3:00 left, Dak to randomly remember how to QB and lead a two minute drive and score a TD on the last play of the game...

    and then Maher shanks the extra point and the cowboys loose by one

    i mean if you score a td with no time left and don't go for 2 on the road you deserve to lose even if your kicker hasn't developed one of the most brutal cases of the yips i've seen in a bit.

    Also lmao Dak is playing awful so this is a moot point anyways

    Your gonna here a helluva lot of "Trade Dak to Raiders for Derek Carr while we wait a few years to trade for Arch Manning" ,takes to invade the Dallas sports Chiron for weeks.

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  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Greg Olsen talking about Mike McCarthy's clock management as if McCarthy wasn't in GB the whole time Olsen was in Chicago. You should be used to this

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    It’s wild that SF isn’t up by at least 20, this Cowboys showing is probably the worst playoff performance this side of Jaguars half 1 and Chargers half 2

  • ph blakeph blake Registered User regular
    It’s wild that SF isn’t up by at least 20, this Cowboys showing is probably the worst playoff performance this side of Jaguars half 1 and Chargers half 2

    I mean, the defense has been playing lights out before these last 2 drives, so I'm not really surprised it was close

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  • PellaeonPellaeon Registered User regular
    It’s wild that SF isn’t up by at least 20, this Cowboys showing is probably the worst playoff performance this side of Jaguars half 1 and Chargers half 2

    This is peak niners, keep it close a half, grind em down in the second. Don't end to score a ton (though need to score SOME) and just run the clock out

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  • Knight_Knight_ Dead Dead Dead Registered User regular
    edited January 23
    insanely head empty play to go out of bounds there, just slide bro

    49ers gave the cowboys a minute 20 for nothing. game would be over after the punt had they not been hella dumb.

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  • ph blakeph blake Registered User regular
    Congrats to George Kittle for somehow making my dad, a hardcore Cowboy's fan, so mad that he just texted me "I hope Philly beats the shit out of these twerps next week, go Jalen"

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    That is …. A play call

  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    Greg Olsen talking about Mike McCarthy's clock management as if McCarthy wasn't in GB the whole time Olsen was in Chicago. You should be used to this

    The BEAV

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    I want to thank Elijah Mitchell for providing the circumstances for one more Dak interception this season

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  • ph blakeph blake Registered User regular
    Schultz...

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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Oh my god he just wandered out of bounds without touching his right foot in bounds. Galaxy brain.

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Schultz lol

  • Knight_Knight_ Dead Dead Dead Registered User regular
    i mean odds are it doesn't matter but big yikes you gotta get those feet down, they weren't even defending you

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  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Back to back bonehead moves from Schultz making sure this sputters out.

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  • TicaldfjamTicaldfjam Snoqualmie, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 23
    ph blake wrote: »
    It’s wild that SF isn’t up by at least 20, this Cowboys showing is probably the worst playoff performance this side of Jaguars half 1 and Chargers half 2

    I mean, the defense has been playing lights out before these last 2 drives, so I'm not really surprised it was close

    Aurther Blank is about to go , "Hey Dan, sorry about last time,. You want the HC job in Atlanta? I can fire Aurther Smith right now!" To Dan Quinn very shortly.

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  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    wut

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  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Decent season. Just couldn't deal with losing Pollard and having Dak's decision making regress again. Can't keep being this much of a problem.

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    All this and there’s a STRONG possibility that Zeke just fucking biffs the snap

  • ph blakeph blake Registered User regular
    Well that was an attempt

    technically

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  • admanbadmanb unionize your workplace Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    ph blake wrote: »
    Congrats to George Kittle for somehow making my dad, a hardcore Cowboy's fan, so mad that he just texted me "I hope Philly beats the shit out of these twerps next week, go Jalen"

    Kittle is peak "I'd love him if he was on my team, but" energy for me. He just has a lot of fun playing football, but as an opponent that looks like smarminess.

    Nick Bosa can go fuck himself though.

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  • Knight_Knight_ Dead Dead Dead Registered User regular
    lmao after all that

    was funny watching zeke get absolutely pancaked at least

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  • ph blakeph blake Registered User regular
    Maybe Zeke just went "hey coach, we're doomed no matter what, so can I just snap the ball here? I just think it's be neat"

  • Blackhawk1313Blackhawk1313 Demon Hunter for Hire Time RiftRegistered User regular
    edited January 23
    Whelp was fun while it lasted. Fuck the Eagles and I hope whatever happens it drains all hope and joy from that city and its fans for all eternity.

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  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited January 23
    Pat McAfee jumping for joy he's no longer seen as the face of the dumbest formation ever to actually snap the ball

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  • Knight_Knight_ Dead Dead Dead Registered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    Pat McAfee jumping for joy he's no longer seen as the face of the dumbest formation ever to actually snap the ball

    lets not say things we can't take back

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  • Trajan45Trajan45 Registered User regular
    Does Dak not have the arm for a hail mary? Not sure I understand why you'd Kirk Cousin's this in the playoffs.

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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    That was actually a pretty good game, all told. A real clinic of defense from both sides.

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  • TicaldfjamTicaldfjam Snoqualmie, WARegistered User regular
    ph blake wrote: »
    Maybe Zeke just went "hey coach, we're doomed no matter what, so can I just snap the ball here? I just think it's be neat"

    You know Jerrahs gonna pull a "Hershal Walker Part Deux" with Zeke being traded to Cleveland for multiple picks before he Croaks and Stephen failsons the Boys into the ground and sells them to Elon Musk.

  • ph blakeph blake Registered User regular
    Trajan45 wrote: »
    Does Dak not have the arm for a hail mary? Not sure I understand why you'd Kirk Cousin's this in the playoffs.

    No one has the arm for a hail mary from their own 24

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  • Trajan45Trajan45 Registered User regular
    idk, feels like Josh Allen might ha.

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Ticaldfjam wrote: »
    ph blake wrote: »
    Maybe Zeke just went "hey coach, we're doomed no matter what, so can I just snap the ball here? I just think it's be neat"

    You know Jerrahs gonna pull a "Hershal Walker Part Deux" with Zeke being traded to Cleveland for multiple picks before he Croaks and Stephen failsons the Boys into the ground and sells them to Elon Musk.

    The Browns have no picks because they went all in on a serial rapist

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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    ph blake wrote: »
    Trajan45 wrote: »
    Does Dak not have the arm for a hail mary? Not sure I understand why you'd Kirk Cousin's this in the playoffs.

    No one has the arm for a hail mary from their own 24

    Josh Allen.

  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    ph blake wrote: »
    Trajan45 wrote: »
    Does Dak not have the arm for a hail mary? Not sure I understand why you'd Kirk Cousin's this in the playoffs.

    No one has the arm for a hail mary from their own 24

    Josh Allen.

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