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Who is the Best Animorph?

DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
I've done this thread before but I want to see everyone's answers in 2022. We're keeping it to the core six this time, however, if they didn't get their own book they are INELIGIBLE. If you don't know any of these characters I will NOT be providing context!!!

Who is the Best Animorph? 51 votes

Jake
1%
demonfalldown 1 vote
Rachel
11%
ph blakeTNTrooperadejaanDaebunzHexmage-PALucedes 6 votes
Tobias
39%
MegaMan001BahamutZEROSirToastyQuetziNarbusAiouaMetzger MeisterZilla360Endless_Serpents3cl1ps3RetabaMr FuzzbuttAnzekayTorgaironSnicketysnickGvzbgulTuminIlpalaasofyeunKnaveOfSwords 20 votes
Cassie
29%
Munkus BeaverMulysaSemproniuscj iwakuraDJ EebsDaMoonRulzDocshiftysponoElarozekebeauPaperLuigi44ElvenshaeH0b0manNiryaThe Zombie PenguinMadican 15 votes
Marco
5%
Raijin QuickfootKing RiptorMortal Sky 3 votes
Ax
11%
WhippyDepressperadoPeenEtiowsa21stCenturyBillyIdle 6 votes
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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Ax
    what was his full name again, like Aximili Esgarouth Estil or some such?

    Anyway, he was good. when he found out he had a mouth and could just stuff things there to activate a sense? wild.

  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    Tobias
    Which one got stuck as a bird?

  • ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    Cassie
    Which one got stuck as a bird?

    Tobias

    Children's rights are human rights.
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Tobias
    Cool to be a bird, innit.

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    IT'S ALL IN YOUR HAAAANDS

  • MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    Cassie
    My daughter says Cassie because she's an animal lover who cares for animals a lot.

    If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I never read animorphs

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Cassie
    Why must you make me pick among my children

    why

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • ph blakeph blake Registered User regular
    Rachel
    I remember liking Rachel cause she was fucking nuts

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Cassie
    ph blake wrote: »
    I remember liking Rachel cause she was fucking nuts

    I like Rachel because she's fuckin Stone Cold.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    Tobias
    I don't know about 'best', but I certainly think Tobias had the most meaningful arc to me and I think about it maybe once or twice a month randomly while on my deck seeing a bird fly by.

    I am in the business of saving lives.
  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    Do you see Larry?

    Do you see what happens when you joke with an admin in the AlpsTwitter thread

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Did someone say Larry Town?

    https://youtu.be/2B6jgkcANRE

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Tobias
    tobias was the one who almost got stuck as a bird right

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  • H0b0manH0b0man Registered User regular
    Cassie
    tobias was the one who almost got stuck as a bird right

    Nothing almost about it

    FFXIV: Agran Trask
  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    H0b0man wrote: »
    tobias was the one who almost got stuck as a bird right

    Nothing almost about it

    But then he learned to morph again, but his default form was bird

  • TefTef Registered User regular
    FUCK

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

    bit.ly/2XQM1ke
  • TefTef Registered User regular
    You said a normal amount!!

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

    bit.ly/2XQM1ke
  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Larlar

  • DocshiftyDocshifty Registered User regular
    Cassie
    Cassie

    Because whomst among us cannot identify with a child struggling to reconcile what they were taught by society with the cruel realities of the world.

    Definitely no parallels there at all.

  • Hexmage-PAHexmage-PA Registered User regular
    Rachel
    God I wish they'd make a faithful Animorphs show.

    Let me just quote the "Nightmare Fuel" entries for the series on TVTropes:

    The Forgotten, book eleven, has Rachel falling unconscious on top of an ant hill in the Amazon rain forest in bear morph. They then start eating her alive. Jake and the others are, of course, horrified when they see this. And when Rachel wakes up and demorphs, she screams the entire time.
    ---
    The fate of David, the sixth Animorph. He turns against the Animorphs, so the team decides to trap him in rat form and leave him on an island with dozens of other rats. People boating by months later could still hear him mind-screaming. Not to mention that Rachel and Ax are forced to wait the two hours with him to make sure he's stuck. As Rachel said, you can't block out thought-speak, and she notes that she would hear his screams and pleads and threats.
    ---
     In The Predator Marco describes Jake morphing into a lobster and his face "exploding" into valves.  "I think I would have thrown up, seeing that. Except that I, also, had no mouth."
    ---
    In the Yeerk pool, the humans whose Yeerks are feeding in the pool are put in cages. Most of them either cry, scream, curse, or rage at the guards, but some just sit there in silence, and wait to be called back, because they have literally lost all hope of ever being free again.

    The graphic novels are good, but they're coming out at such a slow pace that I don't believe they'll ever finish the series.

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Someone summarize animorphs for me

    Give me the cliffs notes for this young adults book series

  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Tobias
    I'm a little surprised to see Marco with no votes but absolutely not surprised to see Jake with no votes.

    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (on Siren), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
    Fuck Joe Manchin
  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Tobias
    Someone summarize animorphs for me

    Give me the cliffs notes for this young adults book series

    Alien mind slugs invade, a power rangers-sized group of kids find alien technology from the a crashed ship of the mind slugs enemies that lets them transform into any animal they touch (but if they don't turn back in two hours they get stuck). They try to free the planet.

    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (on Siren), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
    Fuck Joe Manchin
  • Zilla360Zilla360 21st Century. |She/Her| Trans* Woman In Aviators Firing A Bazooka. ⚛️Registered User regular
    edited November 2022
    Tobias
    I somehow still have books 1 to 18 on my bookshelf, plus a couple of the 'mega-morphs' (the one where they get sent back into the time of the dinosaurs, casually commit genocide, and witness the comet hitting Earth).

    I've never been able to get rid of them:

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    No idea what happens after book #18 (I think I stopped subbing to my schools books club) but I've heard shits wild after that.

    Zilla360 on
  • LucedesLucedes Registered User regular
    Rachel
    i almost picked tobias or ax because they have the most interesting development arcs
    i think marco is underrated but i still can't choose him as best

    but no, fuck it, always pick the insane fighter

  • Hexmage-PAHexmage-PA Registered User regular
    edited November 2022
    Rachel
    Ilpala wrote: »
    Someone summarize animorphs for me

    Give me the cliffs notes for this young adults book series

    Alien mind slugs invade, a power rangers-sized group of kids find alien technology from the a crashed ship of the mind slugs enemies that lets them transform into any animal they touch (but if they don't turn back in two hours they get stuck). They try to free the planet.

    And become increasingly mentally scarred and/or ruthless in the process!
    The leader, Jake, eventually starts advocating for or actually committing war crimes in the pursuit of winning, in addition to becoming more manipulative of his friends and allies.

    Hexmage-PA on
  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    I never got very far in the series.

  • LarsLars Registered User regular
    edited November 2022
    Someone summarize animorphs for me

    Give me the cliffs notes for this young adults book series

    Here's the four-hour run down:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zrE6m3xOoE

    Edit: Can't vouch for whether these guys are assholes or not, though. They do drop the r-word within the first two minutes though, so be warned.

    Lars on
  • DocshiftyDocshifty Registered User regular
    Cassie
    Lars wrote: »
    Someone summarize animorphs for me

    Give me the cliffs notes for this young adults book series

    Here's the four-hour run down:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zrE6m3xOoE

    That's the one that drops the r word really early on? I didn't watch past that, so dunno the overall tone.

    Lord Ravenscroft has a less story specific but more character focused breakdown, currently at like 4 parts

    https://youtu.be/nPRKzwgqvAA

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    Cassie
    Ringo wrote: »
    Did someone say Larry Town?

    https://youtu.be/2B6jgkcANRE

    Geth, kick @Ringo from the thread

  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Affirmative DJ Eebs. @Ringo banned from this thread.

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    Cassie
    Ringo wrote: »
    Did someone say Larry Town?

    https://youtu.be/2B6jgkcANRE

    Geth, kick @Ringo from the thread

  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Affirmative DJ Eebs. @Ringo banned from this thread.

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Cassie
    H0b0man wrote: »
    tobias was the one who almost got stuck as a bird right

    Nothing almost about it

    Literally the first book he's the one to trigger the "stay morphed for too long and you will never be able to turn back" feature of the power. It takes a literal god-like being to enable him to morph again and that's after the suicidal ideations and solid attempt from the dysphoria that comes of animal instincts clashing with human mind.

  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Tobias
    Finally the correct response to that stupid fucking video.

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    Cassie
    Not in my Animorphs thread, baybee!

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    Cassie
    Tef wrote: »
    You said a normal amount!!

    buddy there's a forty-five minute video on Club PA where I talk mostly non-stop about Animorphs and it could have easily been longer

  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    Tobias
    Yeah the bird one.

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