Is everyone ready for the LITTLE DRUMMER BOY. That little fucker and his drum is coming for you!
If you’ve never done this before…first of all I’d lie to meet the rock you’ve been living under, and second…here are the rules
It’s simple, you just have to make it from 12:01am the Friday after Thanksgiving until 12:00am on 12/26 without hearing a second of any version of the song The Little Drummer Boy. Sounds easy, right? WRONG
HERE ARE THE SPECIFICS OF THE COMPETITION
1. If you realize at any time you’ve heard any of the song…you whistled it, you hummed it, someone sang a few bars, it came on at Walmart…you’re out. If you’re watching a show and it plays at all you’re out (there are lists online that warn you what episodes of shows to avoid)
2. This one comes up every year. You can’t be eliminated by someone trying to eliminate you. If someone knows you’re in the contest and intentionally makes you hear it…you’re still alive…for now.
That’s basically it. Any questionable calls can be run by me.
Oh! You cannot be eliminated by Missy Elliott’s song, Work It. I refuse to run a contest that limits listening to Missy Elliott.
If you want to be in just post here and let me know. I’ll put your name on a list here. When the contest begins and you are inevitably eliminated I will move you from the Alive list to the Dead list and you will be greeted by a lovely Christmas image.
I already have my theme and a phone full of pictures. (I warned my wife why there are so many…interesting…Christmas pictures on my phone.
So that’s it! What do you win if you make it? You win the honor of survival.
Let’s get this shit started
Alive
Raijin Quickfoot
Cello
Psykoma
Yaya
A Dabble of Thelonius
Ketar
3cl1ps3
Captain Inertia
SniperGuy
Astrobstrd
Brovid Hasselsmof
ASimPerson
Pinfeldorf
Bucketman
Ranlin’s Spouse
Sorce
MechMantis
H0b0man
Slym
Maddoc
Polaritie
Jedoc
MrMonroe
Tef
Peewi
Spool32
Spono
Blackhawk1313
Ladybug2332
Chromdom
Lost Canuck
Mr Fuzzbutt
Ironknuckle’s Ghost
Jokerman
Furlion
Expendable
Fishman
Dead
The Lovely Bastard - Always dead
JimBobtheMonkey - First Blood. Tasted like weak sauce.
PaperLuigi44 - The Boy need not his drums to kill
Carpy - got the football pulled out from him…again
BahamutZERO - slipped in a moment of weakness
HoukTheNamebringer - Thought he had more time…if only he had more time!
SporkAndrew - Rookie Mistake of trusting a child
Orca - wasn’t even supposed to be here today
Zonugal - Guess he should have paid for premium…
Lasbrook - Say cheeseCAKE motherfucker
Jragghen - In sickness or in health…the drummer comes for all
Pooka - lived a couple days longer than they should have
Sleep - Neil Diamond takes no prisoners
Altlat55 - Dead before they even started
Paykoma - Thought he was alive. He was wrong…DEAD wrong
Kayne Red Robe - Danced with Death…and lost
Tofystedeth - Gave themselves a hummer
Grobian - Worked to death by the ever present bougie drummer sent to destroy the proletariat
Mortal Sky - They will NOT survive - get it? Got eliminated by a disco version!
Munkus Beaver - Worked to death
SirToasty - Lived Longer than they should have due to LDB error
Ani_Game_Bum - Wishes they didn’t hear now what they didn’t hear then….it’s a Bob Seger reference…
Ubik - The drummer came while he was a slovenly drunk at some brewery
Ringo - Got TRAPped by the drummer
Perrsun- Got daddy dominated by the drummer
Brolo - Bing Bing, bitches
CursedKing - The first to taste the SHAME of Pentatonix
Curly_Brace - Parodied Death…still died
ZeroCow - Got HOUSED by the drummer
Magell - Worked to DEATH
Ironknuckle’s Ghost - Will never live down getting PENTATONIX’d
ChicoBlue - Thought they weren’t playing…they were wrong!
Ranlin - Lindsey Sterling is playing the tiniest violin for them
Lucedes - Fell victim to a last second drumming
MrPaku - Bing Crosby made sure he’s dead
Rhesus Positive - Self Fellated to DEATH
DisruptedCapitalist - another self immolation. The drummer does not condone suicide
See317 - Classically DEAD
Rhylith - THE DRUMMER WITH A SLOBBERKNOCKER OF A CLOTHESLINE!!
Grey Ghost - Motowndrummer’s back again…Parararum rum doing a little drummer murder
Elvenshae - Stabbed in the back by a loved one
QuantumTurk - College boy got BUSTED
3cl1ps3 - 3 years…the drummer comes for all eventually
MegaMan001 - the drummer kills with surgical precision
Gnizmo - It does not matter…the drummer comes for us all eventually
Madican - Korean Jesus from 21 Jump Street can’t save you from the DRUMMER
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Going full risk mode with shopping, airports, christmas markets, all of it.
Barnes and Noble already had christmas music playing when I went there this weekend and made me think of this thread.
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I’ve got some great stuff for this year’s theme
Gosh these stores posters are starting Christmas earlier every year
Anyway you know I'm in. Wonder what horrific themed images we'll be graced with this year
This year will have multiple school functions, family parties, and road trips where my partner will insist on holiday music
Cranking difficulty level up to Ho-Ho-Hard
I want to eliminate you every year for making me figure out how to spell your name
I’m saving the stiffness for the season
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