minor incidentexpert in a dying fieldnjRegistered Userregular
My local theater posted showtimes on Facebook for “Pussy Boots” and boy that was a fun comments section for a couple hours before they realized their mistake.
Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
I'm sorry, I looked up the plot synopsis as I didn't think it'd be for me but...
THAT'S HOW IT ENDS?
Last year right before I saw Tar I had expected to like it and had hoped I wouldn't feel the runtime
I point that out, and I posted the tweet of the song, because never once did I think that film or its premise would play out anywhere near as funny as it wound up being. Definitely not a comedy, but still had two or three of the funniest scenes of the year for me even despite that
the whole Apartment For Sale scene, the ending reveal, and her ruining the concert she's been replaced in
cj iwakuraThe Rhythm RegentBears The Name FreedomRegistered Userregular
I'm glad the Oscars are helping these more niche films get more play, so there's that.
How about putting Decision To Leave in more than two theaters per state?
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Zonugal(He/Him) The Holiday ArmadilloI'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered Userregular
I just started watching GoldenEye, as I'm going to play through the N64 game this week on Xbox.
I haven't seen this in probably two decades.
This movie is still a classic.
And so incredibly sexual, even by the standard of other Bond films.
Checking the Tar Wikipedia, Marin Alsop said "I was offended as a woman, I was offended as a conductor, I was offended as a lesbian," lol. I haven't seen the movie but I can see why she would dislike it. I don't think that makes it anti-woman though.
Happiness is within reach!
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
It’s 2023 I guess it’s time to watch He Never Died again
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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KetarCome on upstairswe're having a partyRegistered Userregular
Speaking of Martin Campbell, I showed my kids The Mask of Zorro for the first time tonight.
Huge success, much loved by both of them. Blew their minds when I told them that they'd been watching Elena all week as the villain in the National Treasure series that we've been burning through. My daughter could not wrap her head around both of them being Catherine Zeta-Jones. My son loved pretty much everything, but especially the sword fights. I think my daughter's favorite part was easily when the horse moved out of the way as Antonio Banderas attempted the large drop mount - pretty sure she laughed hard enough that root beer came out of her nose.
Anyway, it was a joy to watch and even moreso to watch it with them.
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
I don’t know why I like this movie so much but God I do
Henry Rollins was born for this deadpan comedy
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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BlackDragon480Bluster KerfuffleMaster of Windy ImportRegistered Userregular
finally watched M3gan and it wasnt nearly as crazy as I was expecting, especially compared to Malignant. It was very well done though and well written, but I cant have been the only one expecting it to end with
A smash cut of all the firby things waking up with M3gan infecting them? Like yeah shes infected the internet via the alexa thing, but I thought a Firby ending wouldve been funnier and was what I was expecting based on eveyrone saying it was crazy
maybe im mixing it up in my head with the response to Orphan First kill? Which i havent seen
Also my god, I finally forced myself to watch Halloween Ends. It makes Kills look like a coherent masterpiece. And I think Kills held the record for me in worst drop in quality between two films by the same creative team. Kills was the most I’ve been disappointed by a sequel in recent memory, and Ends makes it feel like a solid and coherent film by comparison. Mind boggling
I’ve never seen a trilogy so thoroughly and completely shit the absolute bed after starting so strong. It’s the same actors, creators, and yet 2 and 3 areso utterly and completely terrible. It’s astonishing. my god it was so bad, it was beyond bad, it was stunningly moronic and insane, like half the movie is about this kid who is trying to become micheal Myers apprentice, with all this backstory and shit, it’s absolutely insane
I feel like Kills drove the trilogy off the cliff, and Ends couldn’t even provide the explosion of the car hitting the ground. Instead it’s more like watching EMTs drag the corpses from the wreckage and inform the families
Kills and End almost seem like homages to terrible horror movie sequels, they make exactly the same mistakes the worst sequels do.
All they had to do was keep going from where the first movie ended, and instead they are these absolute messes of backstory and new characters and incoherent pacing and plot lines.
Ends is the worst, it’s like trying to be a Scream movie almost, just utterly incomprehensible badness. Like it would be difficult to make worse films as sequels to what the first one did, which was pare things down and focus on intensity and a singular through line.
I feel like anyone on earth could’ve made a better film out of this even if they had never seen Halloween.
So fucking depressing. I would’ve loved if Kills had basically been a part 2 and just picked up right away with action and chases. It fucked that up by spending the first hour on new characters as if it was the first film in a different series. This third one, Ends, my god, it’s like someone tried to put a Scream script into a Halloween movie, and not a good one. It was tedious and dull even on its own merits, I barely could get through it just skim watching it after a while
Hiking up the price of the vaccine to $110-$130 is legit dangerous, but yeah I shouldn’t be shocked at all a celebrity was more mad about it existing at all than about its cost. Sigh
Also not sure I’d post an unironic “looking forward to the Flash” post from someone with a bio of “#ezramillerisinnocent”
Hiking up the price of the vaccine to $110-$130 is legit dangerous, but yeah I shouldn’t be shocked at all a celebrity was more mad about it existing at all than about its cost. Sigh
Also not sure I’d post an unironic “looking forward to the Flash” post from someone with a bio of “#ezramillerisinnocent”
I forget that twitter is fucking stupid and airing out the trash can bring it to your house.
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Brovid Hasselsmof[Growling historic on the fury road]Registered Userregular
Calvin and Hobbes being on that list kind of threw me.
Is Bill Watterson awful? Wait, maybe I don't actually want to know. I don't know if my heart could take it.
That's not Watterson. The account handle is 'calvinn_hobbes', which is misspelled to get around the most obvious copyright searches. Plus, Watterson is pretty famously reclusive. I doubt greatly he'd ever bother to make a Twitter.
Calvin and Hobbes being on that list kind of threw me.
Is Bill Watterson awful? Wait, maybe I don't actually want to know. I don't know if my heart could take it.
That's not Watterson. The account handle is 'calvinn_hobbes', which is misspelled to get around the most obvious copyright searches. Plus, Watterson is pretty famously reclusive. I doubt greatly he'd ever bother to make a Twitter.
I didn't think it was him. I just found the association of C&H with what I thought were a lot of internet ballbags worrying.
As Watterson explains in the Tenth Anniversary Book, "Hobbes is more about the subjective nature of reality than dolls coming to life": thus there is no concrete definition of Hobbes' reality.
Watterson explained: "Calvin sees Hobbes one way, and everyone else sees Hobbes another way." Hobbes' reality is in the eye of the beholder.
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PiptheFairFrequently not in boats.Registered Userregular
As Watterson explains in the Tenth Anniversary Book, "Hobbes is more about the subjective nature of reality than dolls coming to life": thus there is no concrete definition of Hobbes' reality.
Watterson explained: "Calvin sees Hobbes one way, and everyone else sees Hobbes another way." Hobbes' reality is in the eye of the beholder.
As Watterson explains in the Tenth Anniversary Book, "Hobbes is more about the subjective nature of reality than dolls coming to life": thus there is no concrete definition of Hobbes' reality.
Watterson explained: "Calvin sees Hobbes one way, and everyone else sees Hobbes another way." Hobbes' reality is in the eye of the beholder.
ok, but is hobbes a real tiger though?
Are you, yourself, personally, Calvin?
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PiptheFairFrequently not in boats.Registered Userregular
Any and all times when you are not THE Calvin, then no, Hobbes is not a real Tiger, but a real stuffed animal.
Those times when you find that you are cartoon drawn by Bill Watterson named Calvin, you will find that you are also best friends with a real-ass tiger.
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Last year right before I saw Tar I had expected to like it and had hoped I wouldn't feel the runtime
I point that out, and I posted the tweet of the song, because never once did I think that film or its premise would play out anywhere near as funny as it wound up being. Definitely not a comedy, but still had two or three of the funniest scenes of the year for me even despite that
Steam
I didn't think it was hilarious.
None of the "comedic" moments were ha ha funny to me. They were like 'whoa, mouth agape' funny, if that makes sense.
It was a drama with character.
Anyways I liked it. 4 stars outta 5.
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How about putting Decision To Leave in more than two theaters per state?
I haven't seen this in probably two decades.
This movie is still a classic.
And so incredibly sexual, even by the standard of other Bond films.
Xenia Onatopp really makes the way she kills guys see worth it.
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some youtube video or other recently reminded me that Goldeneye was directed by Martin Campbell.
Martin Campbell successfully rebooted James Bond into the modern day twice. TWO TIMES.
Huge success, much loved by both of them. Blew their minds when I told them that they'd been watching Elena all week as the villain in the National Treasure series that we've been burning through. My daughter could not wrap her head around both of them being Catherine Zeta-Jones. My son loved pretty much everything, but especially the sword fights. I think my daughter's favorite part was easily when the horse moved out of the way as Antonio Banderas attempted the large drop mount - pretty sure she laughed hard enough that root beer came out of her nose.
Anyway, it was a joy to watch and even moreso to watch it with them.
Henry Rollins was born for this deadpan comedy
Death by kegels is a hell of a signature.
~ Buckaroo Banzai
maybe im mixing it up in my head with the response to Orphan First kill? Which i havent seen
Also my god, I finally forced myself to watch Halloween Ends. It makes Kills look like a coherent masterpiece. And I think Kills held the record for me in worst drop in quality between two films by the same creative team. Kills was the most I’ve been disappointed by a sequel in recent memory, and Ends makes it feel like a solid and coherent film by comparison. Mind boggling
I’ve never seen a trilogy so thoroughly and completely shit the absolute bed after starting so strong. It’s the same actors, creators, and yet 2 and 3 areso utterly and completely terrible. It’s astonishing. my god it was so bad, it was beyond bad, it was stunningly moronic and insane, like half the movie is about this kid who is trying to become micheal Myers apprentice, with all this backstory and shit, it’s absolutely insane
I feel like Kills drove the trilogy off the cliff, and Ends couldn’t even provide the explosion of the car hitting the ground. Instead it’s more like watching EMTs drag the corpses from the wreckage and inform the families
Kills and End almost seem like homages to terrible horror movie sequels, they make exactly the same mistakes the worst sequels do.
All they had to do was keep going from where the first movie ended, and instead they are these absolute messes of backstory and new characters and incoherent pacing and plot lines.
Ends is the worst, it’s like trying to be a Scream movie almost, just utterly incomprehensible badness. Like it would be difficult to make worse films as sequels to what the first one did, which was pare things down and focus on intensity and a singular through line.
I feel like anyone on earth could’ve made a better film out of this even if they had never seen Halloween.
So fucking depressing. I would’ve loved if Kills had basically been a part 2 and just picked up right away with action and chases. It fucked that up by spending the first hour on new characters as if it was the first film in a different series. This third one, Ends, my god, it’s like someone tried to put a Scream script into a Halloween movie, and not a good one. It was tedious and dull even on its own merits, I barely could get through it just skim watching it after a while
Fuck
https://gofund.me/fa5990a5
Well shit
What a fucking dumbass
I mean, he could be talking about all the other shit they get up to as do most of the pharma companies?
But yeah, it's probably anti-vax bullshit.
AND THE SUBTWEET OF THE YEAR AWARD GOES TO.....
https://twitter.com/FLOWSupps
LITERAL SNAKE OIL SALESMAN.
Also not sure I’d post an unironic “looking forward to the Flash” post from someone with a bio of “#ezramillerisinnocent”
Steam
I forget that twitter is fucking stupid and airing out the trash can bring it to your house.
Calvin and Hobbes being on that list kind of threw me.
Is Bill Watterson awful? Wait, maybe I don't actually want to know. I don't know if my heart could take it.
There's only like 1 bad person per screenshot. Rogan, Crowder, Musk, and Peterson
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That's like the Mount Rushmore of internet Douchebags.
That's not Watterson. The account handle is 'calvinn_hobbes', which is misspelled to get around the most obvious copyright searches. Plus, Watterson is pretty famously reclusive. I doubt greatly he'd ever bother to make a Twitter.
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So is Hobbes really a tiger or not? How's that work.
I didn't think it was him. I just found the association of C&H with what I thought were a lot of internet ballbags worrying.
Needs added Ben Shapiro (a sentence I never thought I'd say)
This is like, extremely well documented in interviews and the like.
ok, but is hobbes a real tiger though?
Are you, yourself, personally, Calvin?
Any and all times when you are not THE Calvin, then no, Hobbes is not a real Tiger, but a real stuffed animal.
Those times when you find that you are cartoon drawn by Bill Watterson named Calvin, you will find that you are also best friends with a real-ass tiger.