There are recovered Greek sling bullets with dexai ("catch!") inscribed on them, which just shows you that no matter what time in history it is, dudes are just Like That
It's kinda weirdly comforting?
Like, in 5000 years when we have retreated beneath the crust of the earth to escape the ravaged surface, a precious young mole-dude hybrid will absolutely use his gamma drill to etch a big ole peener into some igneous strata. His ancestors stretching back through counltess eons will all look on proudly and be like "lol nice"
personally I remember feeling this way when I read some of the graffiti from pompeii
shitposters have been shitposters for all of history
In one bar, a picture depicts two men playing dice. One shouts, "Six!" while his opponent holds up two fingers and says, "No, that’s not a ‘three’; it’s a ‘two’”. By the door of the bar, another picture shows a short man driving a group of men out. Above his head are the words, “Go on, get out of here! You have been fighting!”
the shitposting in pompeii and herculaneum is incredible
Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio: Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men's behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
Gladiator barracks: Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.
In the basilica: Epaphra, you are bald!
In the basilica: Chie, I hope your haemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they ever have before!
The story of David people remember often leaves out the part where after knocking Goliath down David then proceeded to decapitate him. So ya know, even if the rock did only stun Goliath, he got got by David
There are recovered Greek sling bullets with dexai ("catch!") inscribed on them, which just shows you that no matter what time in history it is, dudes are just Like That
It's kinda weirdly comforting?
Like, in 5000 years when we have retreated beneath the crust of the earth to escape the ravaged surface, a precious young mole-dude hybrid will absolutely use his gamma drill to etch a big ole peener into some igneous strata. His ancestors stretching back through counltess eons will all look on proudly and be like "lol nice"
personally I remember feeling this way when I read some of the graffiti from pompeii
shitposters have been shitposters for all of history
In one bar, a picture depicts two men playing dice. One shouts, "Six!" while his opponent holds up two fingers and says, "No, that’s not a ‘three’; it’s a ‘two’”. By the door of the bar, another picture shows a short man driving a group of men out. Above his head are the words, “Go on, get out of here! You have been fighting!”
the shitposting in pompeii and herculaneum is incredible
Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio: Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men's behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
Gladiator barracks: Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.
In the basilica: Epaphra, you are bald!
In the basilica: Chie, I hope your haemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they ever have before!
I like the one that's just two dudes in a weird love triangle arguing through graffiti
(all in the Thermopolium of Prima)
Successus, a weaver, loves the innkeeper’s slave girl named Iris. She, however, does not love him. Still, he begs her to have pity on him. His rival wrote this. Goodbye. [Severus]
Envious one, why do you get in the way. Submit to a handsomer man and one who is being treated very wrongly and good looking. [Answer by Successus]
I have spoken. I have written all there is to say. You love Iris, but she does not love you. [Answer by Severus]
also just the repeated messages that amount to "gods damn it, stop pooping outside my house"
To the one defecating here. Beware of the curse. If you look down on this curse, may you have an angry Jupiter for an enemy.
also, of course, the self-aware Tweet about how bad Twitter is
O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed that you have not already collapsed in ruin.
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KalTorakOne way or another, they all end up inthe Undercity.Registered Userregular
The story of David people remember often leaves out the part where after knocking Goliath down David then proceeded to decapitate him. So ya know, even if the rock did only stun Goliath, he got got by David
another part of the story about David that people don't talk about much is when he sent a dude to the front lines of a war so that he (David) could bang the dude's wife after the dude died in battle
The story of David people remember often leaves out the part where after knocking Goliath down David then proceeded to decapitate him. So ya know, even if the rock did only stun Goliath, he got got by David
another part of the story about David that people don't talk about much is when he sent a dude to the front lines of a war so that he (David) could bang the dude's wife after the dude died in battle
The story of David people remember often leaves out the part where after knocking Goliath down David then proceeded to decapitate him. So ya know, even if the rock did only stun Goliath, he got got by David
another part of the story about David that people don't talk about much is when he sent a dude to the front lines of a war so that he (David) could bang the dude's wife after the dude died in battle
david and bathsheba is brought up frequently
like all the time!
she was the mother of solomon!
I've never heard of her
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KalTorakOne way or another, they all end up inthe Undercity.Registered Userregular
The story of David people remember often leaves out the part where after knocking Goliath down David then proceeded to decapitate him. So ya know, even if the rock did only stun Goliath, he got got by David
another part of the story about David that people don't talk about much is when he sent a dude to the front lines of a war so that he (David) could bang the dude's wife after the dude died in battle
The story of David people remember often leaves out the part where after knocking Goliath down David then proceeded to decapitate him. So ya know, even if the rock did only stun Goliath, he got got by David
another part of the story about David that people don't talk about much is when he sent a dude to the front lines of a war so that he (David) could bang the dude's wife after the dude died in battle
david and bathsheba is brought up frequently
like all the time!
she was the mother of solomon!
Bathsheba? I barely know her
Brovid Hasselsmof on
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Garlic Breadi'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm aRegistered User, Disagreeableregular
I like the one that's just two dudes in a weird love triangle arguing through graffiti
(all in the Thermopolium of Prima)
Successus, a weaver, loves the innkeeper’s slave girl named Iris. She, however, does not love him. Still, he begs her to have pity on him. His rival wrote this. Goodbye. [Severus]
Envious one, why do you get in the way. Submit to a handsomer man and one who is being treated very wrongly and good looking. [Answer by Successus]
I have spoken. I have written all there is to say. You love Iris, but she does not love you. [Answer by Severus]
also just the repeated messages that amount to "gods damn it, stop pooping outside my house"
To the one defecating here. Beware of the curse. If you look down on this curse, may you have an angry Jupiter for an enemy.
also, of course, the self-aware Tweet about how bad Twitter is
O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed that you have not already collapsed in ruin.
severus hit successus with a "no bitches?"
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PiptheFairFrequently not in boats.Registered Userregular
The story of David people remember often leaves out the part where after knocking Goliath down David then proceeded to decapitate him. So ya know, even if the rock did only stun Goliath, he got got by David
another part of the story about David that people don't talk about much is when he sent a dude to the front lines of a war so that he (David) could bang the dude's wife after the dude died in battle
david and bathsheba is brought up frequently
like all the time!
she was the mother of solomon!
not in like sunday school when you're five
they sure like talking about Goliath tho
david and goliath is taught early because it is an extremely easy to understand story of triumphing over a seemingly impossible foe
bathsheba is a great deal more difficult to relate to a child because it deals with great men having flaws and how one seeks absolution and justice after
David pulled some shit from time to time it is true.
Honestly, David’s life is a pretty interesting story, from shepherd who killed a giant, to great soldier under Saul, having a deep passionate romance with Saul’s son Jonathon, to becoming king, getting a bunch of people killed for his sins, banging Bathsheba, etc.
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KalTorakOne way or another, they all end up inthe Undercity.Registered Userregular
The story of David people remember often leaves out the part where after knocking Goliath down David then proceeded to decapitate him. So ya know, even if the rock did only stun Goliath, he got got by David
another part of the story about David that people don't talk about much is when he sent a dude to the front lines of a war so that he (David) could bang the dude's wife after the dude died in battle
david and bathsheba is brought up frequently
like all the time!
she was the mother of solomon!
not in like sunday school when you're five
they sure like talking about Goliath tho
david and goliath is taught early because it is an extremely easy to understand story of triumphing over a seemingly impossible foe
bathsheba is a great deal more difficult to relate to a child because it deals with great men having flaws and how one seeks absolution and justice after
also, evangelicals love hagiographies
okay
I just said they don't talk about it as much as DvG
Fuckin, Jeff Buckley's version of Hallelujah can still tear a hole in you like you were a Roman in the army at Cannae and the song was a sling stone ripped off by a Carthaginian mercenary.
"Well it's not a cry that you hear at night
It's not somebody who's seen the light
It's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah"
Like, how do you survive that? How do you fuckin listen to that and not immediately get blasted backwards by the sheer force of felt heartbreak? I typed that out and then had to go smoke a cigarette and stare into a puddle for 10 minutes in the rain.
The story of David people remember often leaves out the part where after knocking Goliath down David then proceeded to decapitate him. So ya know, even if the rock did only stun Goliath, he got got by David
another part of the story about David that people don't talk about much is when he sent a dude to the front lines of a war so that he (David) could bang the dude's wife after the dude died in battle
david and bathsheba is brought up frequently
like all the time!
she was the mother of solomon!
not in like sunday school when you're five
they sure like talking about Goliath tho
honestly that just depends on the timeframe and whether or not they watched VeggieTales, because they sure did do an episode where Larry the Cucumber plays a king who sends a boy to the front lines of a war so he can steal his rubber duck
but also, well
Phil Vischer said in the studio commentary that this was the most risky episode Big Idea had ever produced at the time, since the original Bible story the episode is based after is more "adult" themed. Sean Gaffney wrote the first draft; a ten-page script called "King David and the Bath Ducky." The story was just the same as the original Bible story, but with a rubber duck in the place of Bathsheba. Phil then decided to tweak it (eg. names and locations) because he didn't want kids to go looking it up in the Bible to read it.
yeah, a story about a dude having a man killed so he can fuck his wife is a bit much for a five-year-old
I think just in general children don't get told much of the other Bible stories with tons of sex and violence in them, because society as a whole doesn't like to expose kids to stuff like Genesis 19:30-38
On the subject of graffiti: on the island of Orkney there's a burial mound with a load of Viking graffiti from when a party was sheltering from a storm over Christmas (according to Orkneyinga saga, anyway)
Such pearls of wisdom as:
"Tholfir Kolbeinsson carved these runes high up"
"These runes were carved by the man most skilled in runes in the western ocean"
"This is how Vermundr carved"
[Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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Garlic Breadi'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm aRegistered User, Disagreeableregular
On the subject of graffiti: on the island of Orkney there's a burial mound with a load of Viking graffiti from when a party was sheltering from a storm over Christmas (according to Orkneyinga saga, anyway)
Such pearls of wisdom as:
"Tholfir Kolbeinsson carved these runes high up"
"These runes were carved by the man most skilled in runes in the western ocean"
"This is how Vermundr carved"
my favorite is that first one was carved really high up and people initially couldn't read them when they were discovered because of that
The story of David people remember often leaves out the part where after knocking Goliath down David then proceeded to decapitate him. So ya know, even if the rock did only stun Goliath, he got got by David
another part of the story about David that people don't talk about much is when he sent a dude to the front lines of a war so that he (David) could bang the dude's wife after the dude died in battle
david and bathsheba is brought up frequently
like all the time!
she was the mother of solomon!
not in like sunday school when you're five
they sure like talking about Goliath tho
honestly that just depends on the timeframe and whether or not they watched VeggieTales, because they sure did do an episode where Larry the Cucumber plays a king who sends a boy to the front lines of a war so he can steal his rubber duck
but also, well
Phil Vischer said in the studio commentary that this was the most risky episode Big Idea had ever produced at the time, since the original Bible story the episode is based after is more "adult" themed. Sean Gaffney wrote the first draft; a ten-page script called "King David and the Bath Ducky." The story was just the same as the original Bible story, but with a rubber duck in the place of Bathsheba. Phil then decided to tweak it (eg. names and locations) because he didn't want kids to go looking it up in the Bible to read it.
yeah, a story about a dude having a man killed so he can fuck his wife is a bit much for a five-year-old
I think just in general children don't get told much of the other Bible stories with tons of sex and violence in them, because society as a whole doesn't like to expose kids to stuff like Genesis 19:30-38
the conquest of the midianites during the exodus is one that is glossed over a lot because yowza
also, yahweh attacking moses at the inn, because that one is weird
The story of David people remember often leaves out the part where after knocking Goliath down David then proceeded to decapitate him. So ya know, even if the rock did only stun Goliath, he got got by David
another part of the story about David that people don't talk about much is when he sent a dude to the front lines of a war so that he (David) could bang the dude's wife after the dude died in battle
david and bathsheba is brought up frequently
like all the time!
she was the mother of solomon!
not in like sunday school when you're five
they sure like talking about Goliath tho
honestly that just depends on the timeframe and whether or not they watched VeggieTales, because they sure did do an episode where Larry the Cucumber plays a king who sends a boy to the front lines of a war so he can steal his rubber duck
but also, well
Phil Vischer said in the studio commentary that this was the most risky episode Big Idea had ever produced at the time, since the original Bible story the episode is based after is more "adult" themed. Sean Gaffney wrote the first draft; a ten-page script called "King David and the Bath Ducky." The story was just the same as the original Bible story, but with a rubber duck in the place of Bathsheba. Phil then decided to tweak it (eg. names and locations) because he didn't want kids to go looking it up in the Bible to read it.
yeah, a story about a dude having a man killed so he can fuck his wife is a bit much for a five-year-old
I think just in general children don't get told much of the other Bible stories with tons of sex and violence in them, because society as a whole doesn't like to expose kids to stuff like Genesis 19:30-38
not sex, but like...
David doesn't hug Goliath and then tuck him into bed
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the shitposting in pompeii and herculaneum is incredible
I think doing a 1020 no scope would make me dizzy
I like the one that's just two dudes in a weird love triangle arguing through graffiti
(all in the Thermopolium of Prima)
also just the repeated messages that amount to "gods damn it, stop pooping outside my house"
also, of course, the self-aware Tweet about how bad Twitter is
another part of the story about David that people don't talk about much is when he sent a dude to the front lines of a war so that he (David) could bang the dude's wife after the dude died in battle
Wholesome
david and bathsheba is brought up frequently
like all the time!
she was the mother of solomon!
I've never heard of her
not in like sunday school when you're five
they sure like talking about Goliath tho
severus hit successus with a "no bitches?"
david and goliath is taught early because it is an extremely easy to understand story of triumphing over a seemingly impossible foe
bathsheba is a great deal more difficult to relate to a child because it deals with great men having flaws and how one seeks absolution and justice after
also, evangelicals love hagiographies
Honestly, David’s life is a pretty interesting story, from shepherd who killed a giant, to great soldier under Saul, having a deep passionate romance with Saul’s son Jonathon, to becoming king, getting a bunch of people killed for his sins, banging Bathsheba, etc.
okay
I just said they don't talk about it as much as DvG
You still could, it's only like $5.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/263420/Probably_Archery/
We need to find Kan, who is made up of all the good
Everyone keep a look out for any ancient crystals or halves of necklaces that can be used in the reunification ceremony
Gimmie a hand here, which character was jesus? The donkey?
If you're gonna tell me shrek is a Bible story, I'm gonna need more details
Edit: to be clear I just googled "is shrek in the bible" and I guess there is a talking donkey?!?
I thought that song was about Donald Trump?
It's not somebody who's seen the light
It's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah"
Like, how do you survive that? How do you fuckin listen to that and not immediately get blasted backwards by the sheer force of felt heartbreak? I typed that out and then had to go smoke a cigarette and stare into a puddle for 10 minutes in the rain.
A righteous ass
pleasepaypreacher.net
riverdale is good
honestly that just depends on the timeframe and whether or not they watched VeggieTales, because they sure did do an episode where Larry the Cucumber plays a king who sends a boy to the front lines of a war so he can steal his rubber duck
but also, well yeah, a story about a dude having a man killed so he can fuck his wife is a bit much for a five-year-old
I think just in general children don't get told much of the other Bible stories with tons of sex and violence in them, because society as a whole doesn't like to expose kids to stuff like Genesis 19:30-38
pleasepaypreacher.net
Such pearls of wisdom as:
"Tholfir Kolbeinsson carved these runes high up"
"These runes were carved by the man most skilled in runes in the western ocean"
"This is how Vermundr carved"
and that's fine
my favorite is that first one was carved really high up and people initially couldn't read them when they were discovered because of that
Reworkings of Halleluiah are among my favourite bits
Hard disagree.
the conquest of the midianites during the exodus is one that is glossed over a lot because yowza
also, yahweh attacking moses at the inn, because that one is weird
Ahahaha what the fuck, Time.
not sex, but like...
David doesn't hug Goliath and then tuck him into bed