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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Man, why does work have to suck

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    ZavianZavian universal peace sounds better than forever war Registered User regular
    did lasagna kill [chat] again

    thank god for mods

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    It’s pronounced ricotta

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    ZavianZavian universal peace sounds better than forever war Registered User regular
    i just had wendy's italian mozzarella chicken sandwich and it was good but now i feel gross and need a shower
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    yes thats a giant piece of fried mozzarella on top of the melted slice of mozzarella on top of the chicken

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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    As a miserable pile of curds and whey

    can you feel the struggle within?
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    shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    JebusUD wrote: »

    The chick on the left's reaction gets me every time.

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    shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    Zavian wrote: »
    i just had wendy's italian mozzarella chicken sandwich and it was good but now i feel gross and need a shower
    he99pagzmdb8.png
    yes thats a giant piece of fried mozzarella on top of the melted slice of mozzarella on top of the chicken

    Damn. Usually Wendy's just needs to make a normal burger to get me to feel like eating that would.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    As part of my unemployment, I need to be registered with the county job placement org. I just got an email notifying me that the tsa is having a hiring event near me

    🥵

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    TuminTumin Registered User regular
    edited November 2022
    eh why tempt the fate hammer

    Tumin on
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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    As part of my unemployment, I need to be registered with the county job placement org. I just got an email notifying me that the tsa is having a hiring event near me

    🥵

    Take the laptop out of the bag sir and put it on a separate tray

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    TuminTumin Registered User regular
    Whose bag of bad dragons is this

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    shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    edited November 2022
    Tumin wrote: »
    Whose bag of bad dragons is this

    Excuse me sir but it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. You always use the indefinite article. A dildo, never your dildo.

    shryke on
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    TuminTumin Registered User regular
    edited November 2022
    A bag of dildos all individually labeled "Eddy's Bad Dragon Dildo" has been found by scanner 2 at the west terminal

    Tumin on
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    I slept through my movie appointment 🤬

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    shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    As part of my unemployment, I need to be registered with the county job placement org. I just got an email notifying me that the tsa is having a hiring event near me

    🥵

    Look at this man, coming in here and disrespecting the hero of Get Out.

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    thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    @amateurhour - I don't blame you for this coming home with me from the grocery store.

    No, instead, I celebrate this bold new direction in [chat] culinary discourse.
    Pumpkin Chocolate Chip Cookies.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Hmmmmm

    Who in here is playing Darktide

    I kinda want to pick it up and be a cool Psyker but I don't want to spend $40 and be bored immediately with no friends

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    ZavianZavian universal peace sounds better than forever war Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    Hmmmmm

    Who in here is playing Darktide

    I kinda want to pick it up and be a cool Psyker but I don't want to spend $40 and be bored immediately with no friends

    if you have GamePass, you can check it out for free on the 30th!

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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Tumin wrote: »
    Whose bag of bad dragons is this

    Imagine

    can you feel the struggle within?
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Zavian wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Hmmmmm

    Who in here is playing Darktide

    I kinda want to pick it up and be a cool Psyker but I don't want to spend $40 and be bored immediately with no friends

    if you have GamePass, you can check it out for free on the 30th!

    I played the beta, but don't have gamepass and don't really like subscription services : <

    I know the game is fun, but I just don't want to solo queue

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    Zavian wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Hmmmmm

    Who in here is playing Darktide

    I kinda want to pick it up and be a cool Psyker but I don't want to spend $40 and be bored immediately with no friends

    if you have GamePass, you can check it out for free on the 30th!

    I played the beta, but don't have gamepass and don't really like subscription services : <

    I know the game is fun, but I just don't want to solo queue

    I am waiting till the 30th and its actually out. Its in a "beta" mode still.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Zavian wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Hmmmmm

    Who in here is playing Darktide

    I kinda want to pick it up and be a cool Psyker but I don't want to spend $40 and be bored immediately with no friends

    if you have GamePass, you can check it out for free on the 30th!

    I played the beta, but don't have gamepass and don't really like subscription services : <

    I know the game is fun, but I just don't want to solo queue

    I am waiting till the 30th and its actually out. Its in a "beta" mode still.

    Yes but I won't be on thanksgiving break then : <

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    ZavianZavian universal peace sounds better than forever war Registered User regular
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    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Zavian wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Hmmmmm

    Who in here is playing Darktide

    I kinda want to pick it up and be a cool Psyker but I don't want to spend $40 and be bored immediately with no friends

    if you have GamePass, you can check it out for free on the 30th!

    I played the beta, but don't have gamepass and don't really like subscription services : <

    I know the game is fun, but I just don't want to solo queue

    I am waiting till the 30th and its actually out. Its in a "beta" mode still.

    also some stuff like private servers won't be out at release, but devs have said they're aiming to get that and solo mode out by end of december

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    RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    I fell off Lamb of God hard after their second album but God damn if the breakdown in Ruin doesn't just rip shit.

    RedTide#1907 on Battle.net
    Come Overwatch with meeeee
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    "Arch” wrote:
    I don't want to spend $40 and be bored immediately with no friends

    aren’t you already bored with no friends

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    "Arch” wrote:
    I don't want to spend $40 and be bored immediately with no friends

    aren’t you already bored with no friends
    They are more of a hive mind than a friendship. Can you really be friends with an extension of your own group-consciousness? I mean, aside from tulpas, naturally.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    "Arch” wrote:
    I don't want to spend $40 and be bored immediately with no friends

    aren’t you already bored with no friends

    I don't have to take this kind of abuse from the unemployed rabble!

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    ZavianZavian universal peace sounds better than forever war Registered User regular
    Arch is in to insects, insects are into hive minds, 40k has tyranids....

    Arch is in a genestealer cult CONFIRMED

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    I love in Necromunda you're basically an unstoppable killing machine but one of the side jobs has you go in some tunnels and theres a genestealer there and it's just like "hmmm I'll be having your face with your organs, fuck it I'll treat myself and have the bones too"

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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    "Arch” wrote:
    I don't want to spend $40 and be bored immediately with no friends

    aren’t you already bored with no friends

    I don't have to take this kind of abuse from the unemployed rabble!

    I was going to agree with this but then I remembered I am unemployed rabble

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    ZavianZavian universal peace sounds better than forever war Registered User regular
    its always more fun to be boared with friends

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    TuminTumin Registered User regular
    edited November 2022
    Arch wrote: »
    Hmmmmm

    Who in here is playing Darktide

    I kinda want to pick it up and be a cool Psyker but I don't want to spend $40 and be bored immediately with no friends

    Your first 8-10 hours with the game are gonna be kind of boring grinds to get the perks and gear you need to do the mode that requires teamwork. I think level 15//gear 250 is the tipping point where diff3 becomes "doable" but its still pretty tight. But the lower two are cakewalks. It is what it is.

    I am not sure how interested folks are in pushing the harder modes either? I dunno. I think balance is sort of bad right now, it is either boring or incredibly random whether you get a "lmao u all die" rng bad luck.

    Ill be playing zero this holiday and probably going hard poopsocker at Christmas.

    Tumin on
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    shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    Hmmmmm

    Who in here is playing Darktide

    I kinda want to pick it up and be a cool Psyker but I don't want to spend $40 and be bored immediately with no friends

    I don't wanna spend $50 and find out I can't even run it.

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    The LGBT tag on Hive is 50% trans rights discourse and 50% dudes with their dicks out


    That probably shouldn’t be, just like, in the feed

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    shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    The LGBT tag on Hive is 50% trans rights discourse and 50% dudes with their dicks out


    That probably shouldn’t be, just like, in the feed

    It sounds like the only issue here is it's not 33% trans rights/33% dicks out/33% tits ahoy.

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    TuminTumin Registered User regular
    Imagining arch just endlessly dying on difficulty 2

    My shame

    Eh

    Oh well

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    I tried VT2 but the grind is kinda a turn off

    I understand rewarding playing but I don't want to play the same levels 500 times to see the whole game

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    shryke wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    The LGBT tag on Hive is 50% trans rights discourse and 50% dudes with their dicks out


    That probably shouldn’t be, just like, in the feed

    It sounds like the only issue here is it's not 33% trans rights/33% dicks out/33% tits ahoy.

    It’s only anime tits ahoy so far, sadly


    Content suggestion algorithms need some work, I’m seeing. And I have the NSFW filter turned on, yet my suggested content is still chock full of lewds. Hive decidedly not ready for prime time.

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    tinwhiskerstinwhiskers Registered User regular
    So one of my upcoming gift exchanges theme is your gift has to be inspired by a Christmas song/carol and I know I 100% want to do a gift around the god fucking awful Christmas Shoes song.


    Now I just need to figure out what to buy.

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    shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    The LGBT tag on Hive is 50% trans rights discourse and 50% dudes with their dicks out


    That probably shouldn’t be, just like, in the feed

    It sounds like the only issue here is it's not 33% trans rights/33% dicks out/33% tits ahoy.

    It’s only anime tits ahoy so far, sadly


    Content suggestion algorithms need some work, I’m seeing. And I have the NSFW filter turned on, yet my suggested content is still chock full of lewds. Hive decidedly not ready for prime time.

    Get the gasoline, it's time to burn this motherfucker to the ground.

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