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Happy Thankngrambling, you nerds. [Thanksgiving]

sarukunsarukun RIESLINGOCEANRegistered User regular
edited November 2022 in Social Entropy++
It's 10:30 in the future right now, did you know that?

Which means it's turkey day.

But I'm working today, at least for a little bit, and all my fambly on the island is working too, even my wife. So we're having American Gluttony Day on Saturday, as is customary in the future, where I live.

I made two pumpkin pies and will probably go pick up some little baby pie shells because I have a bit of left over pie filling that I made from scratch, so I might as well make some take-home souveniers. We are not having turkey this year because weirdly my American family in the past is also not having turkey this year (and also Costco couldn't get turkeys for the first time, like, ever, avian flu I guess?), so I woke up early today to go get a pork shoulder/picnic to make Cuban pernil, but apparently they don't make that cut at the traditional market butcher shop, so I had to like, go over exactly what I wanted with the guy (who by the way was just so super nice, really great service) yesterday and then get there today and come to find out he still didn't quite understand what I meant so we're gonna try again tomorrow. But I'm very thankful that my Taiwanese fambly-in-law is as excited about getting together and having weird foods from America and parts otherwise unknown and just being a fambly, as famblys do. And I'm thankful for my beautiful, smart, supportive wife, who always gives 1000%, 10,000% of the time. And I'm thankful that our daughter does not have a debilitating DNA disease, because that was a thing we were worried about for a hot minute there back in September, but it looks like she'll be born healthy in about another 3 months.

I have a lot to be thankful for this year, I hope you all do too. Happy Thanksgiving (horpy thringlethrnagle?), eat, drink and be merry as best as you are able.

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    I am taking it as a good omen that I’m crapping myself empty on the eve of the feast

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    thnaks sarukun!

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    I went grocery shopping today and I have a thanksgrumble:

    when was the last time anyone in the world needed a whole quart of buttermilk?

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited November 2022
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    I went grocery shopping today and I have a thanksgrumble:

    when was the last time anyone in the world needed a whole quart of buttermilk?

    Me for pouring directly into my gullet all at once.

    (that does seem like a lot of buttermilk)

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  • AlexandierAlexandier Registered User regular
    My direct report told me to take off at noon today unless something was going on and nothing was going on so I did. Doing thanksgiving for my household, partners mom, my mom and one of my sisters family's.

    Discovered my turkey was apparently neckless, dried it off and got it dry brining.

    Used the giblet sack contents and cut off the tail flap to brown and use for stock with the usual vegetables. Simmered that for 5 hours.

    Trimmed and boiled and cooled the pearl onions. Going to finish those in a balsamic glaze tomorrow.

    Cubed and toasted two big grocery store 'french' loafs for dressing, took care of the butter/veg/herb/stock mix and cooked to 160f in prep for tomorrow heat/brown -ing.

    Got my herbed butter set up for the bird.


    Tomorrow I need to take care of the bird(distribute the herbed butter under/over the skin and cram the cavity full of aromatics), trim some brussels sprouts to roast, clean some green beans to suttee with butter and garlic, break down a big ol turnip to boil for a few hours, sauté the pearl onions in the glaze, finish the dressing, and make a gravy with the drippings/additional stock.

    My mom has always been the pumpkin pie baker, surprisingly my attending sister said she wanted to provide mashed potatoes(which... I did not object but im like YOU...you DARE to lay claim to the apple of the earth when that has been my dominion since time immemorial????).

    I mean i have some backup potatoes available JUST IN CASE but still....


  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Alexandier wrote: »
    Cubed and toasted two big grocery store 'french' loafs for dressing, took care of the butter/veg/herb/stock mix and cooked to 160f in prep for tomorrow heat/brown -ing.
    I am working on this tomorrow as well, I like the big ol' cubes you get from a french loaf. We have a tiny bakery across the street that does solid loaves.

  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    We're having Thanksgiving on the 4th because my wife is on the tail end of the rona so this is just an ultra fridax for us.

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    I gotta stay up late to wish people on the west coast happy thanglejangle.

    I gotta wake up early to buy my protien.

    Why must I be made to suffer?!?!!?

  • pookapooka Registered User regular
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    I went grocery shopping today and I have a thanksgrumble:

    when was the last time anyone in the world needed a whole quart of buttermilk?
    Buttermilk makes a great marinade.

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  • pookapooka Registered User regular
    edited November 2022
    My partner went up to be with his mom and the rest of his family, so it's just me 'n the cats; at least we're in the same country this year. Got some twice baked potatoes and sliced turkey, and a plan to get discount pies tomorrow, muaha.

    Thankstaking!

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    Educationally, a good podcast in general:
    https://www.allmyrelationspodcast.com/podcast/episode/4a4fe11b/thankstaking-or-thanksgiving

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  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    I think NBC has set a new record for showing the least amount of the Thanksgiving Day Parade.

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Turkey is in the oven now

    Gotta get a snack because it's going to take 3 hours to cook

    Happy Thanksgiving!

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Yesterday I woke up at 8am to go to work like a CHUMP and all I could think about was how nice it would be up wake up today (Thursday) at some more civilized hour, like 10.

    Today i woke up at 7.30 and couldn't go back to sleep. I hate you so much, brain.

  • EtheaEthea Registered User regular
    Oven isn’t working properly ( won’t ever re-fire ).

    Turkey was luckily smoked and par-cooked so we can heat it on the bbq. But squash brisket, stuffing and Brussels sprouts are now an unknown which sucks as we have two vegetarians to feed

  • JokermanJokerman Registered User regular
    I am taking a bit of perverse joy at explaining to people that yes the coffee shop will be closed today, yes it is because it's thanksgiving, yes I hope those people are at home with their families or otherwise enjoying life, yes there is coffee in both the restaurant and in your room (Fancy Coffeemakers in every room).

  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    edited November 2022
    I love Thanksgiving. I took hosting duties from my mother as soon as I had the space, because over the years I'm pretty sure she just did the event because it was expected - not that she got any joy out of it. Thanksgiving was also the only time we would ever see any member of my extended family, and even then it was rare.

    When I took over the event, me and my wife made it a policy to just invite everyone and anyone we knew, in particular those people who may not have anywhere else to go on holidays (mostly our colleagues who were on call). It's an open door policy and people just kind of come and go all day.

    I absolutely love it.

    Every year I do a different celebrity chef menu. I've done Martha Stewart, Alton Brown, Bobby Flay, etc. This year I'm picking my favorites and curating my own meal. Honestly, I think my boy Kenji Lopez-Alt has got the best recipes for most things.

    This year we have our highest attendance to date. I think it's going to be something like 20 adults throughout the day. So I went with a traditional menu of spatchcocked turkey, green bean casserole, homemade stuffing, garlic mashed potatoes, glazed carrots, creamed spinach, cranberry sauce. I found out my BIL is apparently a vegetarian now, so I did a roasted sweet pumpkin stuffed with kombucha squash, shittake mushrooms, and kale for him.

    https://youtu.be/Q0UVPHbYodA

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBeIWWKTjkI

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    I am in the business of saving lives.
  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    That pumpkin sounds pretty good!

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  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    That pumpkin sounds pretty good!

    https://www.seriouseats.com/stuffed-pumpkin-vegetarian-thanksgiving-main-recipe

    Honestly, it looks like a casserole just stuffed inside a sweet pumpkin that has been partially roasted? Smells good though and I thought it would be nice to surprise him.

    I am in the business of saving lives.
  • EtheaEthea Registered User regular
    A great vegetarian option is pumpkin stuffed with every good ( just skip / swap the bacon ).

    https://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/pumpkin-stuffed-with-everything-good-361169

    You can’t go wrong with baking bread, cheese, and cream together and mixing in some veggies 🤤

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Bird
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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m57gzA2JCcM

    Oh, you can get anything you want

    At Alice's Restaurant

    (Excepting Alice)

  • JokermanJokerman Registered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m57gzA2JCcM

    Oh, you can get anything you want

    At Alice's Restaurant

    (Excepting Alice)

    Walk right in it's around the back, just a half a mile from the railroad track

  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aic2e--EcFo

    Happy Turkey Day!

    My family actually did our big thanksgiving thing earlier this month when my niece and grand-niece were in town visiting so today we're just doing a big spiral ham and some side dishes and stuff.

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I ate too much now it's nap time

  • EtheaEthea Registered User regular
    edited November 2022
    Smoker ( by a restaurant ) and finished on the grill bird by me
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  • DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    edited November 2022
    So sleepy. Cooked the whole thing this year but this was the first year I made the gravy and sampled it and thought to myself, "Fuck yeah." Best gravy I've ever made.

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    I have eaten several foods and now my fuel store is at capacity, I must return to my home planet.

  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Deep fried turkey. Deep fried pickle slices. Deep fried zucchini medallions. Deep fried stuffing balls. Deep fried blooming onion. This is Thanksgiving dinner here.

    Also pie.

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Bird
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    ‘S a nice bird!

  • pookapooka Registered User regular
    edited November 2022
    Also, baked with the beau and sent a container of these up with him since he is celiac, and his mom might be but is def GF; incidentally it's probably safe for the niece with nut allergy!

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    Didn't get to deliver the remainder to local family due to Reasons, but that means they'll get a fresh batch at need, and I get these. Surprisingly good for a mix! (maple shortbread) I am not an enthusiastic baker, so it was pure ADHD project energy that sent me around collecting supplies like a dough whisk, cookie cutters, and thematic plate. But I'm prepared for the next bout of whimsy.

    Dessert!
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    e: also also, made myself a punch with my usual juice + fizzy water, but fancy apple juice and blood orange juice elevate it a tad. No pics, I drank it all, so maybe just the idea will inspire.

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  • LabelLabel Registered User regular
    Last night a made a blackberry pie, at the traditional starting time of 11pm.

    It was my first time making gluten-free pie crust, and it was frustrating.


    Today the person who was on a diet decided to skip a little and have a small slice, because it looked so good. They were very happy with it.

    I am pleased. GF is still annoying, but it was worth it.

  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    I ate so much food at our big neighborhood communal Thanksgiving celebration that I became anchored to my seat for 2.5 hours.

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  • tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks OaklandRegistered User regular
    Helped my mom cook dinner today! Made some herbed butter to put on/under the skin of the turkey and cooked haricots verts with shallot and lemon zest. Also made TJ's stuffing from a box, but she likes it. Combined to help out on some maple mashed sweet potatoes and regular mashed potatoes with drippings gravy. Add in the Pillsbury Crescent rolls, canned cranberry sauce, black olives, and a Marie Calendar's pumpkin pie that we managed to not pull a Sharon Weiss on, and it made for a great Thanksgiving dinner.

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    I ate so much food at our big neighborhood communal Thanksgiving celebration that I became anchored to my seat for 2.5 hours.

    Strong grandpa energy.

  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    Well my MIL voted to watch barbarian last night after dinner which was a strange note to end the night on

    I am in the business of saving lives.
  • ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    My MIL made the first pumpkin pie I've ever liked. And it was fucking great. No nutmeg, but some cardamom and other stuff, just wonderful.

    Also my brother in law made squash soup with curry and it was incredible.

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Happy Saturgiving, everybody. The family is on their way, the table is all set. The pork looks and smells incredible, I kinda fucked up th arroz congri but apparently my wife likes it better this way so, we're calling it a win. I'm gonna whip up some whipped cream for the pumpkin pie, but we're all done for another Thranglegrangle. I hope everyone had an excellent time with no fights and only love and hugs. See you next year!

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Got together with neighbors this evening for some munchies and chatter. More fried stuff plus chicken fingers, peppermint yogurt pretzels, and pie.

  • LucedesLucedes Registered User regular
    i ate almost an entire sweet potato pie by myself over the past three days

    i have been stopped only by the lack of more pie

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