William Gibson predicted the downfall of [Twitter] in one of his books, right?

Hacksaw

I feel like this is something he probably did. He's prophetic like that.

Jokerman

Sir Fabulous

Do this is how democracy dies... With thunderous shitposts.

Darmak

I was poopin last night and one of our cats got inside my boxers. I tried to take a pic but he is the void so

Preacher

Man that's a comfy cat.

asofyeun

did the cat ever leave or are you still stuck on the toilet

Styrofoam Sammich

Posting ankles on main

Daimar

Just pulled up his boxers and got on with life, like a boss!

I needed anime to post.

here's waffle. he's my mum's cat. i had to move back in to my folks' basement which sucks, but you know what's nice? your mum's cat going "bro your couch owns i'm gonna be here all the time"

Preacher

Man that's a big cat. Every cat I've ever owned is a slim model. I try and get them to eat, buy expensive foods, nope they want to be slim. I only wanted a chonky cat but can not have.

I needed anime to post.

it was a battle to get him under 20 pounds

Preacher

I needed a gnome to post. wrote: »

it was a battle to get him under 20 pounds

He looks so cuddly!

Burtletoy

Hacksaw wrote: »

I feel like this is something he probably did. He's prophetic like that.

The Neal Stephenson 2015 book Seveneves has twitter destroy nearly all of humanity

Madican

So based on just what I've read about these Twitter whistleblower reports, knowingly becoming a haven for foreign government spies and agents while concealing that fact is something US law kinda frowns upon I think.

Darmak

Daimar wrote: »

Just pulled up his boxers and got on with life, like a boss!

My butthole is now covered in cat hair

Tox

Preacher wrote: »

Man that's a big cat. Every cat I've ever owned is a slim model. I try and get them to eat, buy expensive foods, nope they want to be slim. I only wanted a chonky cat but can not have.

Apparently among the most calorie-dense food you can feed a cat is chicken thigh meat. Which is ridiculously easy to cook for animal consumption, and also cheap as fuck

DisruptedCapitalist

Holiday card cat

Lanz

DisruptedCapitalist wrote: »

Holiday card cat

[points]

Baby

[pulls back pointing hand, stares, thinks, points again]

Santa baby

Cantido

Hideo Kojima predicted the downfall of civilization via the internet in MGS2.

[Expletive deleted]

Preacher wrote: »

Man that's a big cat. Every cat I've ever owned is a slim model. I try and get them to eat, buy expensive foods, nope they want to be slim. I only wanted a chonky cat but can not have.

Was an article in the news yesterday that two thirds of housecats are now medically overweight.

Preacher

Tox wrote: »

Preacher wrote: »

Man that's a big cat. Every cat I've ever owned is a slim model. I try and get them to eat, buy expensive foods, nope they want to be slim. I only wanted a chonky cat but can not have.

Apparently among the most calorie-dense food you can feed a cat is chicken thigh meat. Which is ridiculously easy to cook for animal consumption, and also cheap as fuck

Noted!

Styrofoam Sammich

Burtletoy wrote: »

Hacksaw wrote: »

I feel like this is something he probably did. He's prophetic like that.

The Neal Stephenson 2015 book Seveneves has twitter destroy nearly all of humanity

Not a great book but a good one

Perrsun

https://twitter.com/scrubquotesx/status/1602380856060170240?s=46&t=4BDVMvqiR6mJDPw7NI7kCg

I appreciate the good work the ScrubQuotes account does.

smof

The parentheses intrigue me. During quiet periods was it more than 10% boos?

KalTorak

Darmak wrote: »

Daimar wrote: »

Just pulled up his boxers and got on with life, like a boss!

My butthole is now covered in cat hair

sounds like something a cat would say

have you hijacked this posting account, cat?!

MrMonroe

Brovid Hasselsmof wrote: »

The parentheses intrigue me. During quiet periods was it more than 10% boos?

"only when my adoring followers became tired of constantly cheering for me could you hear my detractors"

Lanz

https://twitter.com/pblest/status/1602399695330213888?s=46&t=LgCCEX7Qfwbl41FYXX_1cw

One wonders if chapelle looks at this moment and goes “what were the choices that brought me to this moment and did I make a mistake among any of them”

autono-wally, erotibot300

Lanz wrote: »

https://twitter.com/pblest/status/1602399695330213888?s=46&t=LgCCEX7Qfwbl41FYXX_1cw

One wonders if chapelle looks at this moment and goes “what were the choices that brought me to this moment and did I make a mistake among any of them”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddsZTFSfXaw

Tox

Perrsun wrote: »

https://twitter.com/scrubquotesx/status/1602380856060170240?s=46&t=4BDVMvqiR6mJDPw7NI7kCg

I appreciate the good work the ScrubQuotes account does.

https://twitter.com/AdequateEmily/status/1602404171696701442?t=RReiQHqxu6P3CF-2Ehdy0Q&s=19

Maddoc

My cat now is the first cat I've ever had that just eats when he's hungry

I can leave him food and he'll just stop eating when he's had enough, it's amazing

Tox

Hahaholy shit

https://twitter.com/Chinchillazllla/status/1602428890294648832?t=BDzFYIbL6NaUL1ZIeR-8DA&s=19

Chili lady wrote:

CNBC wrote:

Elon Musk is no longer the richest person in the world
https://www.cnbc.com/2022/12/12/elon-musk-is-no-longer-the-richest-person-in-the-world.html

Chappelle introduced him as the richest man in the world and the crowd booed him so hard they altered reality

Madican

A single, focused wall of sound must be something to experience. Probably not a fun experience but an experience nonetheless

Bloods End

Tox wrote: »

Hahaholy shit

https://twitter.com/Chinchillazllla/status/1602428890294648832?t=BDzFYIbL6NaUL1ZIeR-8DA&s=19

Chili lady wrote:

CNBC wrote:

Elon Musk is no longer the richest person in the world
https://www.cnbc.com/2022/12/12/elon-musk-is-no-longer-the-richest-person-in-the-world.html

Chappelle introduced him as the richest man in the world and the crowd booed him so hard they altered reality

God:

Preacher

I think earlier in the week he already wasn't the world richest man.

I needed anime to post.

it's all fake money wizard accounting anyway

Perrsun

I clicked through so you don’t have to:

- Elon Musk is no longer the wealthiest person, according to Forbes, after a decline in Tesla share price meant that LVMH CEO Bernard Arnault knocked him from his lofty perch.

- Musk held the title of the world’s wealthiest man since September 2021, when he overtook Amazon founder Jeff Bezos.

Arnault made his fortune building the world’s largest luxury conglomerate, which includes brands like Louis Vuitton but also Tiffany, Tag Heuer, and Celine.

archivistkitsune

From the previous thread, in regards to the spyware thing. It's also worth remembering that the right has a history of trying to infiltrate various platforms and subvert them to their shitty will. So good chance that most of the people on the paywall installing spyware were rightwing chuds. After all, with the right, it's always projection, any time they accuse some entity of doing something they are outraged by.

Inquisitor

I don’t think the spyware thing, which was from the whistleblower report, was necessarily a right thing.

A lot of interested parties for getting hooks into large US tech companies.

I needed anime to post.

https://twitter.com/dril/status/1279812599664619521

Crippl3

didn't Ender's Game have Ender's siblings twitter post so hard that they ended up emperors of the Earth or something

Jedoc

I think they actually rose to power through a series of unusually persuasive Blogspot posts.