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William Gibson predicted the downfall of [Twitter] in one of his books, right?

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    he's been talking to IMC for weeks now

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  • DocshiftyDocshifty Registered User regular
    he's been talking to IMC for weeks now

    I'm pretty sure at least the last two iterations of this thread have Elon tweets of him responding directly to ol Sol Invictus there.

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  • BurtletoyBurtletoy Registered User regular
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    Couscous wrote: »

    Shit, I was supposed to be getting paid to post on Twitter like she was for giving talks for corporations!?

    Wait, you guys aren't paid by the post?

    Imagine spending $44bn to buy twitter simply so you could give yourself a paycheck to post

  • cursedkingcursedking Registered User regular
    I love how people are nodding to this like it’s the most reasonable thing ever just like mmhm mmhm yeah totally yeah obvious in retrospect

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  • JusticeforPlutoJusticeforPluto Registered User regular
    he's just making shit up, don't waste too much energy trying to think of some more clever reason, there isn't one

    Oh I know he's just a big man baby looking for an excuse. I don't think he's playing some 5th D chess, its just even his stated sequence of events makes zero sense.

    Which, yeah, is par for the course with right wing nutjobs.

  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »

    Shit, I was supposed to be getting paid to post on Twitter like she was for giving talks for corporations!?

    Strong "let them eat cake" energy in this tweet. She may be a ghost, that message is so out of touch.

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  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited December 2022

    "traditional publisher"

    Oh, so is Twitter a publisher and therefore responsible for the content like a traditional publisher too now?

    Couscous on
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  • neverreallyneverreally Registered User regular
    I wonder if he'd immediately implemented this policy and banned the word mastodon, how many people would have heard about it, as opposed to how often I see it talked about on twitter now. Maybe he could have controlled the narrative a bit?

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    He can't do things quietly or his band of dipshit fanboys wouldn't be able to tell him how genius of a move it was

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  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    In a way, I respect his decision to just always suck.

    In a more real way, this is half-dimensional chess.

  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    Every one of Twitters competitors allows this?

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  • NeveronNeveron HellValleySkyTree SwedenRegistered User regular
    I wonder if he'd immediately implemented this policy and banned the word mastodon, how many people would have heard about it, as opposed to how often I see it talked about on twitter now. Maybe he could have controlled the narrative a bit?

    Have you ever heard of the "Streisand Effect"?

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Neveron wrote: »
    I wonder if he'd immediately implemented this policy and banned the word mastodon, how many people would have heard about it, as opposed to how often I see it talked about on twitter now. Maybe he could have controlled the narrative a bit?

    Have you ever heard of the "Streisand Effect"?

    I tried to stop my friends hearing about it, but it didn't work for some reason

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited December 2022
    Musk is doubling down on justifying it in a way that shows he has no idea how it would actually be enforced


    Linking is fine unless it is relentless. But that isn't what the rules say. And it is not something that anybody has a good idea of where the dividing line is or even what Musk considers that line to be

    Couscous on
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  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    cursedking wrote: »
    I love how people are nodding to this like it’s the most reasonable thing ever just like mmhm mmhm yeah totally yeah obvious in retrospect

    By and large people trip over themselves to excuse any action by corporate entities

    "oh well yeah that makes sense because they need to extract as much capital as possible, sure"

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  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Misk is doibling down of justifying it in a way that shows he has no idea how it would actually be enforced


    Linking is fine unless it is relentless. But that isn't what the rules say. And it is not something that anybody has a good idea of where the dividing line is or even what Musk considers that line to be

    This is purely to make it more vague so that the rules can be applied unevenly, yeah

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  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Misk is doibling down of justifying it in a way that shows he has no idea how it would actually be enforced


    Linking is fine unless ot is relentless. But that isn't what the rules say. And it is not something that anybody has a good idea of where the dividing line is or even what Musk considers that line to be

    This is the business version of Trump's staff having to make policy decision based on whatever he tweeted on his own that day. This is like reason #2,000,000,000,000 why you can't let one person run a big, diverse show; even when you try to implement their whims through stated policy, they'll still fuck it up and it's now everyone else's job to try to make that work somehow.

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  • LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »

    Shit, I was supposed to be getting paid to post on Twitter like she was for giving talks for corporations!?

    Oh noooo he ran back to ask mommy to protect him again

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  • OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    Gdo jack you complete fucking moron

    You were free. Free! Uninhibited generational wealth without work and you fucking threw it away

    That's maybe the most infuriating part of this whole thing

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Nah we will just have a neural net that classifies behavior as relentless or not which is totally sensible and not at all decision laundering /s

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  • LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular
    Just I cannot overstate that we are at the point where the world’s second richest man, a grown ass adult in his fifties, is repeatedly having his 70-something-year-old mother run public relations interference for him whenever he is critiqued

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  • LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular
    Oghulk wrote: »
    Gdo jack you complete fucking moron

    You were free. Free! Uninhibited generational wealth without work and you fucking threw it away

    That's maybe the most infuriating part of this whole thing

    Jack “I want twitter to be free; practically a new form of protocol not tethered to any single company or domain, a second kind of internet where people can talk freely without restriction, as the old ones dreamed. While I couldn’t accomplish this dream, I think Elon can, and I entrust it to him.”

    Musk: “You can’t tell people to go to Mastadon anymore. Stop plugging my competitors or I’ll ban you from my Twitter. This is my company now, I’ll make sure you can’t promote competitors on my service.”

    Jack: “Hrmm.”

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  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    You guys need to stop posting direct tweets

    I keep clicking on them and reading the replies and it's making me dumber

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    HeadCreeps wrote: »
    You guys need to stop posting direct tweets

    I keep clicking on them and reading the replies and it's making me dumber

    No problem, I give it days before Lex Loser disables twitter embedding.

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  • nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
    MegaMan001 wrote: »
    Every one of Twitters competitors allows this?

    Yes, That's why he had to say no "traditional publisher". Because any comparison to similar businesses to Twitter would show how absurd this is.

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  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    HeadCreeps wrote: »
    You guys need to stop posting direct tweets

    I keep clicking on them and reading the replies and it's making me dumber

    No problem, I give it days before Lex Loser disables twitter embedding.

    Not disabled entirely. You can still occasionally embed tweets.

    Just not relentlessly.

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  • ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    These sites aren't even direct competitors! Every social media site fills a different niche and gets used for different purposes. Like, 'people make posts on there so therefore it's a competitor' is such a low, surface-level understanding of his own freaking business.

  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    I can't tell if he actually thinks they're competitors, or he's just using it as a lame excuse (that he knows his lackeys will parrot) to arbitrarily ban anyone he wants.

  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Would be pretty funny if I posted

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  • nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
    KalTorak wrote: »
    I can't tell if he actually thinks they're competitors, or he's just using it as a lame excuse (that he knows his lackeys will parrot) to arbitrarily ban anyone he wants.

    Twitter already did have policies that de-emphasize posts that lead you away from Twitter. It's something that YouTubers have been having to deal with for a few years now. If you've ever seen a YouTuber mention that they've just released a video but not provide a link to it that's why.

    So what that makes me think is that there's probably at least somebody still working at Twitter who was able to get Musk's ear and convince his weak pissboy brain into thinking linking to other forms of social media is a problem.

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
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    It can't be that easy to convince Musk to change course

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  • JragghenJragghen Registered User regular
    Lanz wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »

    Shit, I was supposed to be getting paid to post on Twitter like she was for giving talks for corporations!?

    Oh noooo he ran back to ask mommy to protect him again

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  • JragghenJragghen Registered User regular


    Between this and the dril tweet, I'm starting to think the next game is trying to get banned for hilarity.

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  • NeveronNeveron HellValleySkyTree SwedenRegistered User regular

    Éric Freyssinet is Deputy commander of the Frech Gendarmerie nationale's cyberspace command.
    Any attempt to remove my tweets that link to my other social media accounts, not violating any law, would actually make #twitter an editorial media, and no longer a social media platform, with civil and criminal liability for *any* illegal content therein.
    ... and the analysis I am making above in the first tweet applies to all similar posts, not just mine of course.
    For a legal reference supporting this, in the US context, you may read how and under what conditions social platforms are protected under Section 230 of the Communications decency act https://www.eff.org/fr/issues/cda230

    I dunno if this is true, but this guy seems like they should probably be somewhat educated on the topic what with being Chief Cybercop of France if I'm reading that title correctly.

    In any case, though, Elon probably shouldn't want to be a "publisher" because oh boy that just opens Twitter up to endless liability.

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited December 2022
    Couscous on
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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    good thing he isn't riding a fixie

    because of the backpedaling, you see

    it's a great joke give it a second to breathe

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular

    Going forward, I will make sure to use a plebiscite to ratify my nonsensical decisions.

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  • OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    Decided to test something with twitter and put out a very awful thing about Musk on a locked account with 0 followers.

    So if something happens then that means twitter can see my dumbness

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