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  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    "Is he the witcher??" my mom whispers, pointing to a filthy townsperson about to be murdered by a monster, 5 seconds into episode 1 of the witcher

    Classic mom!

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Starship Troopers is also a large portion of 40k IIRC

    really pretty gauche of them to rip off Starcraft like that

  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Cavill and Cristophe Waltz as a Kruber / Saltzpyre buddy action comedy

    you heard it here first

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Genestealers are such a weird, interesting tidbit

    They were a separate alien threat from Tyranids, originally, IIRC, a kind of classic bodysnatcher paranoia horror thing

    But they got integrated, and now the all-consuming overwhelming bestial horror of the hive mind also includes these... sapient, intelligent infiltrators who make intricate plans to sabotage societies from within

    There is a bit of a contradiction there but in a way that's interesting; the idea that the genestealer (or their host/identity) are taken over by a kind of mindless genetic algorithm that can process complex social information like, say, an incredibly sophisticated AI, is compelling

    Or the idea that the hive mind isn't a classic sapient mind but it can extrude such a mind as a tool to use for delicate work (like in that recent episode of Love Death and Robots)

  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Scarlett Johansson, Emma Stone, and J Law can rock paper scissors for Kerillian

  • joshgotrojoshgotro nah nahRegistered User regular
    They should let Zack Snyder do w40k.

  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Binding of Isaac is real fucking weird

    I'm not really a bullet hell fan but I've really been digging on Brotato, so I got to looking at the wiki and uh no I'm okay thanks

    Issac rules. It's more roguelike than Brotato though. Not really the same type of game.

    Only the major Issac bosses are bullet hell.

    No I mean plot-wise

    Brotato: You are a potato with a Rambo bandana, little blob baddies try to eat you

    Isaac:
    WOMB SATAN DEATH MOM, our child hero suffocates in a chest, the end

    I was checking the wiki and was not ready for that

    That's like... 1 of 20 endings. There are more. But yeah, theme a little heavy.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    JebusUD wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Binding of Isaac is real fucking weird

    I'm not really a bullet hell fan but I've really been digging on Brotato, so I got to looking at the wiki and uh no I'm okay thanks

    Issac rules. It's more roguelike than Brotato though. Not really the same type of game.

    Only the major Issac bosses are bullet hell.

    No I mean plot-wise

    Brotato: You are a potato with a Rambo bandana, little blob baddies try to eat you

    Isaac:
    WOMB SATAN DEATH MOM, our child hero suffocates in a chest, the end

    I was checking the wiki and was not ready for that

    That's like... 1 of 20 endings. There are more. But yeah, theme a little heavy.

    oh, I thought they were all building to that and each "ending" was like a little more of it spooled it

  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    Scarlett Johansson, Emma Stone, and J Law can rock paper scissors for Kerillian

    Kristen Stewart tho

  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    joshgotro wrote: »
    They should let Zack Snyder do w40k.
    u1y7yqrbnty3.png

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
    Saorise Ronan as Kerillian

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    I love that the 40k universe is so big and sprawling that I’ve read three eisenhorn books and still when y’all talk about warhammer it’s like cricket to me

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited December 2022
    I know Adam Carolla only as the voice of a Web Animated Pig in Drawn Together, a parody of reality TV shows from the mid aughts

    RMS Oceanic on
  • A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    If I were to explain 40K to an outsider, I’d start with the fact that it began life as a broad-strokes satire of Thacherite Britain using a bunch of tropes and ideas from other properties thrown into a soup so that a bunch of nerds could have their wargaming games set in SPAAACE! but then the property gained a life of its own and became popular with other nerds.

    Switch Friend Code: SW-3011-6091-2364
  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
    milf aughts

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Zack Snyder is a great director of photography. His shit is impeccable.

    He is maybe the worst story teller I have ever seen given hundreds of millions of dollars

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    Scarlett Johansson, Emma Stone, and J Law can rock paper scissors for Kerillian

  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Peccavi wrote: »
    Scarlett Johansson, Emma Stone, and J Law can rock paper scissors for Kerillian


    Jude Law is pretty enough to do it, however

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    joshgotro wrote: »
    They should let Zack Snyder do w40k.

    No, he'd end up making it too grimdark.

  • PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    Also I just realized that Cavill 40k is supposed to be live action. Which I guess makes sense but seems like it'll be super expensive to do well. I just assumed it'd be an Arcane thing.

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    If I were to explain 40K to an outsider, I’d start with the fact that it began life as a broad-strokes satire of Thacherite Britain using a bunch of tropes and ideas from other properties thrown into a soup so that a bunch of nerds could have their wargaming games set in SPAAACE! but then the property gained a life of its own and became popular with other nerds.

    I was gonna say "So was Judge Dredd" but it started in 1977 so it didn't start as one

  • ChallChall Registered User regular
    They're working on the technology to shrink Cavill down to mini scale so he can act next to his actual figures

  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    Grimdark horseshoe theory says that

  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Saorise Ronan as Kerillian

    Both her and Kristen Stewart are actually great ideas.

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Judgr Dredd can only really end with a random street criminal getting a lucky shot on him. Nothing else feels thematically appropriate.

  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Judgr Dredd can only really end with a random street criminal getting a lucky shot on him. Nothing else feels thematically appropriate.

    Damn, he got Omar'd

    Bless your heart.
  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    It's finally happened.

    I've been drinking water as my primary hydration source for so long it's all I really crave anymore. It tastes great.

    Oh no

  • MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    I have left good food out overnight.

    Adhd tax.

    😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    I even had to leave work early yesterday because they kept blasting music and I couldn’t focus.

    It’s probably fine unless it’s seafood

    T’was cheesecake and a beef empanada

    BlueSky: thequeenofchaos Steam: mimspanks (add me then tell me who you are! Ask for my IG)
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    wait

    I just looked at Cavill's IG

    It just says "Warhammer" and the crest looks like Fantasy Warhammer (not that I'd know) not 40K

    7pjfruyqakcl.png


    This is the twin eagle of the Imperium of Man. Not fantasy.

    u7stthr17eud.png
  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
    I think if they’re pulling from any material for series type stuff it needs to be from Dan Abnett’s body of work

    He’s the best Black Library author imo

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I think if they’re pulling from any material for series type stuff it needs to be from Dan Abnett’s body of work

    He’s the best Black Library author imo

    Abnett and ABD are my two favorites. Abnett's stuff is better for a show though, ABD writes fun but terrible characters since he does a lot of Chaos stuff.

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  • MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Kamiro wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    i didn't really enjoy the Witcher show

    it was fine but i felt very much like the fact i never played the games hindered my experience

    i just enjoyed Cavill growl at things

    I enjoy Cavill fucking things

    So same thing basically

    BlueSky: thequeenofchaos Steam: mimspanks (add me then tell me who you are! Ask for my IG)
  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    I have left good food out overnight.

    Adhd tax.

    😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    I even had to leave work early yesterday because they kept blasting music and I couldn’t focus.

    It’s probably fine unless it’s seafood

    T’was cheesecake and a beef empanada

    You're probably fine

    Have you picked up toilet paper recently? Oh no, nothing to worry about, was just curious.

  • joshgotrojoshgotro nah nahRegistered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    wait

    I just looked at Cavill's IG

    It just says "Warhammer" and the crest looks like Fantasy Warhammer (not that I'd know) not 40K

    7pjfruyqakcl.png


    This is the twin eagle of the Imperium of Man. Not fantasy.

    ;)

  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    OK and how do we get the horniest big tiddy eldar into this IP

  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I think if they’re pulling from any material for series type stuff it needs to be from Dan Abnett’s body of work

    He’s the best Black Library author imo

    Abnett and ABD are my two favorites. Abnett's stuff is better for a show though, ABD writes fun but terrible characters since he does a lot of Chaos stuff.

    ADB did Helsreach though and that was p good.

    Matthew Farrer’s Enforcer series is really good and on par with Abnett’s work. CL Werner does good stuff too but I’ve only read his stuff for Fantasy.

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    JebusUD wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Binding of Isaac is real fucking weird

    I'm not really a bullet hell fan but I've really been digging on Brotato, so I got to looking at the wiki and uh no I'm okay thanks

    Issac rules. It's more roguelike than Brotato though. Not really the same type of game.

    Only the major Issac bosses are bullet hell.

    No I mean plot-wise

    Brotato: You are a potato with a Rambo bandana, little blob baddies try to eat you

    Isaac:
    WOMB SATAN DEATH MOM, our child hero suffocates in a chest, the end

    I was checking the wiki and was not ready for that

    That's like... 1 of 20 endings. There are more. But yeah, theme a little heavy.

    oh, I thought they were all building to that and each "ending" was like a little more of it spooled it

    Not really. In fact there is a strong implication that all of the endings and most everything that happens is imaginary. The twisted thoughts of a child trying to deal with his parents divorce and living through being left with an abusive TelevangelMom.

    Everything is warped through the perspective of living with the mom. For example, it's implied that Dad is Mega Satan.

    If you play Legend of Bumbo, a spinoff game, you can see everything is a cardboard cutout. And Edmund McMillian has talked before about being a weird kid that imagined grotesque things.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I look forward to all the people awkwardly saluting by making the aquilla with their hands.

    Also lots of the use of Throne as a cuss word.

    u7stthr17eud.png
  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I look forward to all the people awkwardly saluting by making the aquilla with their hands.

    Also lots of the use of Throne as a cuss word.

    Feth
    Gak

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Tumin wrote: »
    OK and how do we get the horniest big tiddy eldar into this IP

    jetblackraider as consulting writer/producer

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