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Dudes I am having a weird day
Ein
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I just started working at an attorney's office. The two paralegals working with me are named Sue and Sue. In a law office.
Also the first thing I've been assigned has to do with selling the house of a dude who is a detective and whose last name is Kimble.
Detective Kimble.
His first name is not John though
Also I have just been informed that I am related to this:
I am afraid to go outside for fear that I will be run down by a bear on a unicycle or some other crazy shit
Also the first thing I've been assigned has to do with selling the house of a dude who is a detective and whose last name is Kimble.
Detective Kimble.
His first name is not John though
Also I have just been informed that I am related to this:
I am afraid to go outside for fear that I will be run down by a bear on a unicycle or some other crazy shit
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COOO-OOOL
wait is it wierd or weird, I always screw that one up
and are the Sue's good looking
My brain has retired for the day it seems.
Is he a bear
one's a boy
Otter.
shaves his back
The Sues are both like mid-40s mothers
So no
This is the first thing I thought of.
mid-40s mother does not mean not hot
shit, that could mean hotter
soos
seuss
Otter-bot.
I can assure you
With regards to at least this particular case
You are incorrect
Man, the day somebody gets into an accident doing that though, that guy is going to laugh and laugh.
You're so meta.
show evidence
Electronic composer for hire.
Only if Yakety Sax was playing in the background.
Electronic composer for hire.
painful and awkward in practice
like bicycles with dildos in the seats
I mean, in a sense, I'm paying for porn because I am watching people have sex. However, the kind of people who would volunteer to have sex on a unicycle or a pogo stick, and the quality of the sex they would have, would quite likely leave something to be desired, so it would in this sense be worth less money.
However, it's taking place on a unicycle, or a pogo stick. This, in itself, would hypothetically be worth more money by virtue of its novelty.
So the money I would refuse to pay by virtue of the low quality of the sex is factored back in because of the oddness of the situation.
i don't mean in actuality
i mean what if it was one of those wacky porns that have bad special effects and weird ideas
those are the best ones
and easy to find, go ask /b/ to see a squid get inserted into a woamn's vagina
What do you think we are, country bumpkins?
Squid in vagina =/= tentacle rape, that's just "sticking weird stuff in a vagina"
You must be a camp counselor, because you just helped me pitch a tent