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Dudes I am having a weird day

EinEin CaliforniaRegistered User regular
edited June 2007 in Social Entropy++
I just started working at an attorney's office. The two paralegals working with me are named Sue and Sue. In a law office.

Also the first thing I've been assigned has to do with selling the house of a dude who is a detective and whose last name is Kimble.

Detective Kimble.

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His first name is not John though

Also I have just been informed that I am related to this:

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I am afraid to go outside for fear that I will be run down by a bear on a unicycle or some other crazy shit

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    What happened to your dog?

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    tony_importanttony_important Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    ...

    COOO-OOOL

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    and now you've made a thread on an internet forum, how wierd is that?

    wait is it wierd or weird, I always screw that one up

    and are the Sue's good looking

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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I know a guy who works at a Best Buy and he rides a Unicycle to work everyday.

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    tony_importanttony_important Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Now I get the Sue thing.

    My brain has retired for the day it seems.

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    EinEin CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Franko wrote: »
    I know a guy who works at a Best Buy and he rides a Unicycle to work everyday.

    Is he a bear

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    Guy killed me, Mal. Killed me with a sword. How weird is that?

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited June 2007
    and now you've made a thread on an internet forum, how wierd is that?

    wait is it wierd or weird, I always screw that one up

    and are the Sue's good looking

    one's a boy

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Franko wrote: »
    I know a guy who works at a Best Buy and he rides a Unicycle to work everyday.

    Is he a bear

    Otter.

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    It's "weird."

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited June 2007
    Quetzi wrote: »
    Franko wrote: »
    I know a guy who works at a Best Buy and he rides a Unicycle to work everyday.

    Is he a bear

    Otter.

    shaves his back

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    EinEin CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    and now you've made a thread on an internet forum, how wierd is that?

    wait is it wierd or weird, I always screw that one up

    and are the Sue's good looking

    one's a boy

    The Sues are both like mid-40s mothers

    So no

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    DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    Guy killed me, Mal. Killed me with a sword. How weird is that?

    This is the first thing I thought of.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited June 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    and now you've made a thread on an internet forum, how wierd is that?

    wait is it wierd or weird, I always screw that one up

    and are the Sue's good looking

    one's a boy

    The Sues are both like mid-40s mothers

    So no

    mid-40s mother does not mean not hot

    shit, that could mean hotter

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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I don't know what species he is, but I've seen people throw soda cans at him from their cars

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    that thing with the sues is pretty weird

    soos

    seuss

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    tony_importanttony_important Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Quetzi wrote: »
    Franko wrote: »
    I know a guy who works at a Best Buy and he rides a Unicycle to work everyday.

    Is he a bear

    Otter.

    Otter-bot.

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    EinEin CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    and now you've made a thread on an internet forum, how wierd is that?

    wait is it wierd or weird, I always screw that one up

    and are the Sue's good looking

    one's a boy

    The Sues are both like mid-40s mothers

    So no

    mid-40s mother does not mean not hot

    shit, that could mean hotter

    I can assure you

    With regards to at least this particular case

    You are incorrect

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    TxdoHawkTxdoHawk Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Franko wrote: »
    I don't know what species he is, but I've seen people throw soda cans at him from their cars

    Man, the day somebody gets into an accident doing that though, that guy is going to laugh and laugh.

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    GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    and now you've made a thread on an internet forum, how wierd is that?

    wait is it wierd or weird, I always screw that one up

    and are the Sue's good looking

    You're so meta.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited June 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    and now you've made a thread on an internet forum, how wierd is that?

    wait is it wierd or weird, I always screw that one up

    and are the Sue's good looking

    one's a boy

    The Sues are both like mid-40s mothers

    So no

    mid-40s mother does not mean not hot

    shit, that could mean hotter

    I can assure you

    With regards to at least this particular case

    You are incorrect

    show evidence

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    Jester313Jester313 Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Cheers for the Serenity reference.

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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    You guys are right I wanna bang a chick while riding a unicycle or a pogo stick

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    tardcoretardcore Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    It's not a toomah!

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    HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Franko wrote: »
    You guys are right I wanna bang a chick while riding a unicycle or a pogo stick
    Damn, I'd pay to see someone do that.

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    I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    it could only end in hilarious hospitalization

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    tardcoretardcore Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Harrier wrote: »
    Franko wrote: »
    You guys are right I wanna bang a chick while riding a unicycle or a pogo stick
    Damn, I'd pay to see someone do that.

    Only if Yakety Sax was playing in the background.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited June 2007
    what if there was a dick on the end of the pogo stick and you just kept jumping up and down in and out of her vagina

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    great in theory
    painful and awkward in practice
    like bicycles with dildos in the seats

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    So apparently there was a musical alice in wonderland porn made in the seventies. Fascinating.

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    HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Probably no more than for pornography, though.

    I mean, in a sense, I'm paying for porn because I am watching people have sex. However, the kind of people who would volunteer to have sex on a unicycle or a pogo stick, and the quality of the sex they would have, would quite likely leave something to be desired, so it would in this sense be worth less money.

    However, it's taking place on a unicycle, or a pogo stick. This, in itself, would hypothetically be worth more money by virtue of its novelty.

    So the money I would refuse to pay by virtue of the low quality of the sex is factored back in because of the oddness of the situation.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited June 2007
    great in theory
    painful and awkward in practice
    like bicycles with dildos in the seats

    i don't mean in actuality

    i mean what if it was one of those wacky porns that have bad special effects and weird ideas

    those are the best ones

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    live action tentacle rape would be interesting

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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I'm guessing everyone has seen that bike or that go kart with the motorized dildo on it that bangs this leather clad woman as she rides it

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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    live action tentacle rape would be interesting

    and easy to find, go ask /b/ to see a squid get inserted into a woamn's vagina

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Well, of course we have
    What do you think we are, country bumpkins?

    Squid in vagina =/= tentacle rape, that's just "sticking weird stuff in a vagina"

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    HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Franko wrote: »
    live action tentacle rape would be interesting

    and easy to find, go ask /b/ to see a squid get inserted into a woamn's vagina
    Aren't the suckers on squids' tentacles very powerful? Like, powerful enough to tear off skin?

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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Harrier wrote: »
    Franko wrote: »
    live action tentacle rape would be interesting

    and easy to find, go ask /b/ to see a squid get inserted into a woamn's vagina
    Aren't the suckers on squids' tentacles very powerful? Like, powerful enough to tear off skin?

    You must be a camp counselor, because you just helped me pitch a tent

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    ...?

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Quetzi wrote: »
    Franko wrote: »
    I know a guy who works at a Best Buy and he rides a Unicycle to work everyday.

    Is he a bear

    Otter.

    Otter-bot.

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