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  • TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Keep those criminals off counters.

    Get off there.

    YOUR PAWS GO IN POOP SAND GET OFF THERE.

    I agree, my wording was because I know MP has a lot of cats and it might not be fully within his control.

    Magic Pink
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Do you butter up your toast before you put on the beans?

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Tynnan wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    i am legit scared of using onions because they're so poisonous for cats

    I've had cats and also cooked with alliums for years and years and never had any problems. If you're concerned, make sure to clean up as you cook, toss your scraps promptly, and not let them up onto the counter until after you're done cleaning it.

    I do. We had one instance of onion poisoning and it was about 3000$ to save her and the entire time the vets were telling us there's no way she should still be alive.

  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    My dog knows that if we're chopping up an apple or something he can come over and get a piece, but that morphed into him coming over and demanding a piece of anything getting chopped up on the cutting board. Like I'm sorry you're mad dude, but you don't want to munch on a chunk of onion or sliced garlic.

    He loves cabbage tho.

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  • OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    Hank the Cow Dog's ability to find literally any and all possible trash is impeccable.

    Like he will just find some random thing you didn't know about it tucked away in the corner of the abode and bring it to you like a cat with a dead bird and it makes me so irritated that I can't possibly clean to his standards

    Also I think he knows my partner hates the sound of smacking and so anytime he finds anything will smack his lips just constantly and loudly to fuck with them

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  • BurtletoyBurtletoy Registered User regular
    My dog loves cherry tomatoes but she often forgets because the good stuff is inside behind the skin and so I got to cut them open sometimes.

    And, yeah, nightshades for dogs in small amounts only

  • TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    Oghulk wrote: »
    Hank the Cow Dog's ability to find literally any and all possible trash is impeccable.

    Like he will just find some random thing you didn't know about it tucked away in the corner of the abode and bring it to you like a cat with a dead bird and it makes me so irritated that I can't possibly clean to his standards

    Also I think he knows my partner hates the sound of smacking and so anytime he finds anything will smack his lips just constantly and loudly to fuck with them

    A former girlfriend haaaaated the sound of the cat grooming herself and would close doors or change locations to avoid it. Naturally the cat considered this a game.

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Tynnan wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Keep those criminals off counters.

    Get off there.

    YOUR PAWS GO IN POOP SAND GET OFF THERE.

    I agree, my wording was because I know MP has a lot of cats and it might not be fully within his control.

    Boomer has to be RIGHT UP IN THE SHIT whenever we cook anything, he literally hovers over all the cutting and opening and what not looking Extremely Concerned.

    He does not steal tho he am goodest lad.

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Crippl3 wrote: »
    Like 10 years ago we got my dad a set of Cutco knives for Christmas (yes, I know now, I didn't know that they were a scam/MLM/whatever then)
    He cut himself on one as he took it out of the cardboard sheath, like literally 0.5 seconds after taking it out of the box, it was incredible

    I think the Cutco knives are actually a pretty good product. It's just a shitty place to "work".

    Cutco knives are absolute garbage for the price compared to actual good knives that cost similar.

    I know this because I have a Cutco knife given to me by my dad because it was sitting in the kitchen drawer never being used. Its only real use is chopping root vegetables, everything else I'll reach for my ceramic paring knife.

  • LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular
    edited January 19
    Regarding cats and dogs, dosage is still going to be a thing for allium with them, so bits of scrap while not good aren’t going to be health threatening in a major way if they manage to sneak or steal a bit of them before you can properly clean up from prep.

    My understanding is your cat or dog (especially for larger dogs) it’s gonna take like, really chowing down on the things, so long as you’re careful and making sure to clean up and make sure they can’t get to what you’re working with, they should be fairly safe from harm

    You still don’t want them getting any of it, but its a manageable situation assuming you don[t have an absolute fiend pet who devours whatever you’re working on

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Burtletoy wrote: »
    My dog loves cherry tomatoes but she often forgets because the good stuff is inside behind the skin and so I got to cut them open sometimes.

    And, yeah, nightshades for dogs in small amounts only

    i'm allergic to cherry tomatoes and people keep thinking i make it up

    like, why. why would i do that i would invent something much more horrible like i only have half a tongue

    Preacher
  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Tynnan wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Keep those criminals off counters.

    Get off there.

    YOUR PAWS GO IN POOP SAND GET OFF THERE.

    I agree, my wording was because I know MP has a lot of cats and it might not be fully within his control.

    Even when we had ten cats none of them got up on the counter for fear of The Spray Bottle

  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    Tynnan wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Keep those criminals off counters.

    Get off there.

    YOUR PAWS GO IN POOP SAND GET OFF THERE.

    I agree, my wording was because I know MP has a lot of cats and it might not be fully within his control.

    Even when we had ten cats none of them got up on the counter for fear of The Spray Bottle

    my keets look at the spray bottle and laugh

    they know i'd have to lean forward to use it and ladies and gentlefolk fuck. that.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Pluck thine eyes from thy wretched skull and let onions trouble you nevermore

    I see Sam Neil from Event Horizon has popped in to say hello

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    you can see Sam Neil's penis and saggy booty in Possession (1981)!

    This has been a Thirsty Film Fact

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Burtletoy wrote: »
    My dog loves cherry tomatoes but she often forgets because the good stuff is inside behind the skin and so I got to cut them open sometimes.

    And, yeah, nightshades for dogs in small amounts only

    i'm allergic to cherry tomatoes and people keep thinking i make it up

    like, why. why would i do that i would invent something much more horrible like i only have half a tongue

    Allergic? You just haven't had Cherry tomatoes like I make them!

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Burtletoy wrote: »
    My dog loves cherry tomatoes but she often forgets because the good stuff is inside behind the skin and so I got to cut them open sometimes.

    And, yeah, nightshades for dogs in small amounts only

    i'm allergic to cherry tomatoes and people keep thinking i make it up

    like, why. why would i do that i would invent something much more horrible like i only have half a tongue

    Allergic? You just haven't had Cherry tomatoes like I make them!

    omg you are my actual mother fr

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited January 19
    fried chicken gives me stomach pain and my mom's all "not the way momma makes it" BITCH I AM FOUR WHO ELSE YOU THINK IS GIVING ME FRIED CHICKEN THE SOUL FOOD FAIRY

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Burtletoy wrote: »
    My dog loves cherry tomatoes but she often forgets because the good stuff is inside behind the skin and so I got to cut them open sometimes.

    And, yeah, nightshades for dogs in small amounts only

    i'm allergic to cherry tomatoes and people keep thinking i make it up

    like, why. why would i do that i would invent something much more horrible like i only have half a tongue

    Allergic? You just haven't had Cherry tomatoes like I make them!

    omg you are my actual mother fr

    As someone who can't eat fresh fish because of either mental or actual allergy, I know your pain.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
    Magic Pink
  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Madican wrote: »
    Tynnan wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Keep those criminals off counters.

    Get off there.

    YOUR PAWS GO IN POOP SAND GET OFF THERE.

    I agree, my wording was because I know MP has a lot of cats and it might not be fully within his control.

    Even when we had ten cats none of them got up on the counter for fear of The Spray Bottle

    my keets look at the spray bottle and laugh

    they know i'd have to lean forward to use it and ladies and gentlefolk fuck. that.

    We had one with a variable spray tip. One of which was a far-reaching thin jet.

    They learned quickly if we were in line of sight they were in range.

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  • OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    Lanz wrote: »
    Regarding cats and dogs, dosage is still going to be a thing for allium with them, so bits of scrap while not good aren’t going to be health threatening in a major way if they manage to sneak or steal a bit of them before you can properly clean up from prep.

    My understanding is your cat or dog (especially for larger dogs) it’s gonna take like, really chowing down on the things, so long as you’re careful and making sure to clean up and make sure they can’t get to what you’re working with, they should be fairly safe from harm

    You still don’t want them getting any of it, but its a manageable situation assuming you don[t have an absolute fiend pet who devours whatever you’re working on

    The dumb vacuum cleaner got into a bag of chocolate covered pretzels the one time we left him alone not in his crate while we were gone 30 minutes (he threw an absolute rager, we were pissed and he hasn't been allowed out of his crate while we're not home since)

    Turned out totally fine. Cause it was milk chocolate and lethality is based on dosage relative to weight

    Still don't want him vaccuming up the stupid veggie scraps though

  • JragghenJragghen Registered User regular
    Oghulk wrote: »
    Funniest cut that ever happened was my roommate and best friend in college with an exacto knife

    He was trying to take the safety cap off, and cut so deep he lost feeling in his thumb for a couple of years

    Not funny, but exacto knives can be scary.

    When I was a kid, my dad let me use one to cut out a giant radiolarian I drew on cardboard. I didn't have my hand in the wrong position, but it got snagged and I pushed wrongly (as kids might do). Jumped out and went straight into my wrist.

    I hit the artery but just barely, so I had a pulse further up, so they thought I hadn't. So stitched up my thumb tendon, put on the cast, 3 months later pull it off and MASSIVE hematoma with completely dead skin on top of it. Had to have surgery to remove it and then take part an artery in my elbow and put it in my wrist.

    CW scars
    2m495s4jcg7b.jpg

    Always have to explain "no, it's not what it looks like."

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  • CelloCello Registered User regular
    Oghulk wrote: »
    Lanz wrote: »
    Regarding cats and dogs, dosage is still going to be a thing for allium with them, so bits of scrap while not good aren’t going to be health threatening in a major way if they manage to sneak or steal a bit of them before you can properly clean up from prep.

    My understanding is your cat or dog (especially for larger dogs) it’s gonna take like, really chowing down on the things, so long as you’re careful and making sure to clean up and make sure they can’t get to what you’re working with, they should be fairly safe from harm

    You still don’t want them getting any of it, but its a manageable situation assuming you don[t have an absolute fiend pet who devours whatever you’re working on

    The dumb vacuum cleaner got into a bag of chocolate covered pretzels the one time we left him alone not in his crate while we were gone 30 minutes (he threw an absolute rager, we were pissed and he hasn't been allowed out of his crate while we're not home since)

    Turned out totally fine. Cause it was milk chocolate and lethality is based on dosage relative to weight

    Still don't want him vaccuming up the stupid veggie scraps though

    Our last German Shepherd once knocked a glass tray of brownies onto the floor and ate both brownie AND glass (immediate vet appointment obviously, she was fine)

    We also think she ate some razor blades once

    Dog had a cast iron stomach, she was badass

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  • Kristmas KthulhuKristmas Kthulhu Registered User regular
    Jragghen wrote: »
    Oghulk wrote: »
    Funniest cut that ever happened was my roommate and best friend in college with an exacto knife

    He was trying to take the safety cap off, and cut so deep he lost feeling in his thumb for a couple of years

    Not funny, but exacto knives can be scary.

    When I was a kid, my dad let me use one to cut out a giant radiolarian I drew on cardboard. I didn't have my hand in the wrong position, but it got snagged and I pushed wrongly (as kids might do). Jumped out and went straight into my wrist.

    I hit the artery but just barely, so I had a pulse further up, so they thought I hadn't. So stitched up my thumb tendon, put on the cast, 3 months later pull it off and MASSIVE hematoma with completely dead skin on top of it. Had to have surgery to remove it and then take part an artery in my elbow and put it in my wrist.

    CW scars
    2m495s4jcg7b.jpg

    Always have to explain "no, it's not what it looks like."

    that is a hell of a story

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  • JragghenJragghen Registered User regular
    Okay, you guys might want to sit down for this.

    https://arstechnica.com/cars/2023/01/tesla-staged-2016-self-driving-demo-says-senior-autopilot-engineer/
    Tesla's widely viewed 2016 Autopilot demonstration video showing the system stopping for red lights and moving off again when the light changed to green was faked, according to the director of Autopilot software, Ashok Elluswamy. Elluswamy made the statement under oath during a deposition for a lawsuit brought against Tesla following the fatal crash of Apple engineer Walter Huang in 2018.

    It's shocking, I know.

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  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    Cello wrote: »
    Oghulk wrote: »
    Lanz wrote: »
    Regarding cats and dogs, dosage is still going to be a thing for allium with them, so bits of scrap while not good aren’t going to be health threatening in a major way if they manage to sneak or steal a bit of them before you can properly clean up from prep.

    My understanding is your cat or dog (especially for larger dogs) it’s gonna take like, really chowing down on the things, so long as you’re careful and making sure to clean up and make sure they can’t get to what you’re working with, they should be fairly safe from harm

    You still don’t want them getting any of it, but its a manageable situation assuming you don[t have an absolute fiend pet who devours whatever you’re working on

    The dumb vacuum cleaner got into a bag of chocolate covered pretzels the one time we left him alone not in his crate while we were gone 30 minutes (he threw an absolute rager, we were pissed and he hasn't been allowed out of his crate while we're not home since)

    Turned out totally fine. Cause it was milk chocolate and lethality is based on dosage relative to weight

    Still don't want him vaccuming up the stupid veggie scraps though

    Our last German Shepherd once knocked a glass tray of brownies onto the floor and ate both brownie AND glass (immediate vet appointment obviously, she was fine)

    We also think she ate some razor blades once

    Dog had a cast iron stomach, she was badass

    I had one collie who ate, or at least chewed:
    tungsten filings
    Android: Netrunner
    AA batteries
    syringes (new/unused, for insulin)

    I swear to god if we had a cartoon poison bottle with a big skull and crossbones on it there'd be nothing we could do to keep her from it

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  • CarpyCarpy Registered User regular
    Oghulk wrote: »
    Pro-tip I learned. The reason you cry when cutting onions is because the vapors released attract to liquids, which your eyes have. If you have douse a paper towel or just a kitchen towel with water and set it on your cutting board (or whatever) near the onion then that can substantially lessen the amount an onion will affect you.

    A trick passed from my El Pasoan friend's grandmother that cooked a lot of onions in her life.

    I like cutting onions in the summer time because I can just step outside to the table in the backyard and let the breeze deal with the vapors.

    Fencingsax
  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    I straight up forgot that onions do the crying thing because my contacts prevent it from happening somehow. Then one day I was wearing glasses instead of contacts while cooking and gassed myself with an onion and was like "...oooohhhhhh right"

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  • ChallChall Registered User regular
    Cello wrote: »
    Oghulk wrote: »
    Lanz wrote: »
    Regarding cats and dogs, dosage is still going to be a thing for allium with them, so bits of scrap while not good aren’t going to be health threatening in a major way if they manage to sneak or steal a bit of them before you can properly clean up from prep.

    My understanding is your cat or dog (especially for larger dogs) it’s gonna take like, really chowing down on the things, so long as you’re careful and making sure to clean up and make sure they can’t get to what you’re working with, they should be fairly safe from harm

    You still don’t want them getting any of it, but its a manageable situation assuming you don[t have an absolute fiend pet who devours whatever you’re working on

    The dumb vacuum cleaner got into a bag of chocolate covered pretzels the one time we left him alone not in his crate while we were gone 30 minutes (he threw an absolute rager, we were pissed and he hasn't been allowed out of his crate while we're not home since)

    Turned out totally fine. Cause it was milk chocolate and lethality is based on dosage relative to weight

    Still don't want him vaccuming up the stupid veggie scraps though

    Our last German Shepherd once knocked a glass tray of brownies onto the floor and ate both brownie AND glass (immediate vet appointment obviously, she was fine)

    We also think she ate some razor blades once

    Dog had a cast iron stomach, she was badass

    I had one collie who ate, or at least chewed:
    tungsten filings
    Android: Netrunner
    AA batteries
    syringes (new/unused, for insulin)

    I swear to god if we had a cartoon poison bottle with a big skull and crossbones on it there'd be nothing we could do to keep her from it

    Hey so interesting story, my brother had a pit bull who was very sweet and extremely dumb, who would rather anything, including drywall bits from our walls amount other things.

    Well, one year the mosquitos were really bad in our area, so the city set out mosquito poison pellets, and since my mom's house was near a pond there were a lot out in her area.

    So obviously the dog got out and ran around eating the mosquito poison pellets, as many as she could get. She never had any effects from it, but that was a scary day

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Chall wrote: »
    Cello wrote: »
    Oghulk wrote: »
    Lanz wrote: »
    Regarding cats and dogs, dosage is still going to be a thing for allium with them, so bits of scrap while not good aren’t going to be health threatening in a major way if they manage to sneak or steal a bit of them before you can properly clean up from prep.

    My understanding is your cat or dog (especially for larger dogs) it’s gonna take like, really chowing down on the things, so long as you’re careful and making sure to clean up and make sure they can’t get to what you’re working with, they should be fairly safe from harm

    You still don’t want them getting any of it, but its a manageable situation assuming you don[t have an absolute fiend pet who devours whatever you’re working on

    The dumb vacuum cleaner got into a bag of chocolate covered pretzels the one time we left him alone not in his crate while we were gone 30 minutes (he threw an absolute rager, we were pissed and he hasn't been allowed out of his crate while we're not home since)

    Turned out totally fine. Cause it was milk chocolate and lethality is based on dosage relative to weight

    Still don't want him vaccuming up the stupid veggie scraps though

    Our last German Shepherd once knocked a glass tray of brownies onto the floor and ate both brownie AND glass (immediate vet appointment obviously, she was fine)

    We also think she ate some razor blades once

    Dog had a cast iron stomach, she was badass

    I had one collie who ate, or at least chewed:
    tungsten filings
    Android: Netrunner
    AA batteries
    syringes (new/unused, for insulin)

    I swear to god if we had a cartoon poison bottle with a big skull and crossbones on it there'd be nothing we could do to keep her from it

    Hey so interesting story, my brother had a pit bull who was very sweet and extremely dumb, who would rather anything, including drywall bits from our walls amount other things.

    Well, one year the mosquitos were really bad in our area, so the city set out mosquito poison pellets, and since my mom's house was near a pond there were a lot out in her area.

    So obviously the dog got out and ran around eating the mosquito poison pellets, as many as she could get. She never had any effects from it, but that was a scary day

    well duh, she's a dog not a mosquito

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    I've also read not cutting off of the core/center/whatever its called of the onion until the end helps?

  • BurtletoyBurtletoy Registered User regular
    Goose! wrote: »
    I've also read not cutting off of the core/center/whatever its called of the onion until the end helps?

    It definitely helps with dicing them, but I don't know if it helps with the smells

  • BurtletoyBurtletoy Registered User regular
    The fucking twitter garage sale auction ended yesterday and no one reminded me!

    They haven't published any of the prices, so I can't tell if musk got his $8 or not

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    The bird statue went for $100k

  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Burtletoy wrote: »
    The fucking twitter garage sale auction ended yesterday and no one reminded me!

    They haven't published any of the prices, so I can't tell if musk got his $8 or not

    Dammit, I even signed up for a reminder!

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Jragghen wrote: »
    Okay, you guys might want to sit down for this.

    https://arstechnica.com/cars/2023/01/tesla-staged-2016-self-driving-demo-says-senior-autopilot-engineer/
    Tesla's widely viewed 2016 Autopilot demonstration video showing the system stopping for red lights and moving off again when the light changed to green was faked, according to the director of Autopilot software, Ashok Elluswamy. Elluswamy made the statement under oath during a deposition for a lawsuit brought against Tesla following the fatal crash of Apple engineer Walter Huang in 2018.

    It's shocking, I know.

    People would rather talk about the dumb fire hazard death trap Vegas tunnel

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  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    edited January 19
    One time my dog Rex ate eight incredibly spicy chorizo tacos.

    I had just made dinner for my wife and myself and plated up our tacos, so she had a plate with four tacos ready to eat that she took to the dining table while I finished putting mine together. She put them on the dining table and then realized she had left the tv on in the other room so she walked over to turn it off.

    When she got back in the dining room her four tacos were gone. Plate was exactly where she left it, but all four tacos had been abducted. Then she saw Rex still frantically chewing in the corner and yelled at me to tell me what had happened.

    “But you said he had eight tacos?”

    I did.

    In an act of what I can only describe in hindsight as incredible hubris, I walked over to see the plate that was picked clean and doubled over laughing. Like, straight up had to compose myself and catch my breath. “Okay okay, it’s fine, I’ll split mine with you, and we have some extra filling. It’s okay.”

    And as you probably guessed when I got back to the kitchen I found my plate which once contained, but no longer, my four tacos. And Rex in the corner frantically chewing and swallowing and looking like he’s trying to diffuse a bomb.

    So that’s the day that our dog had eight glorious homemade spicy chorizo tacos while my wife and I ate Taco Bell.

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    My uncle has two, maybe three now, dogs of a particular breed called Rhodesian Ridgebacks. They are colossal dogs, bigger than German Shepherds with bulk to match. Anything left on the counters or stovetop at their place is not safe from those dogs, as they found out when one of them ingested an entire cooking pot worth of peanut oil.

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    One time my dog Rex ate eight incredibly spicy chorizo tacos.

    I had just made dinner for my wife and myself and plated up our tacos, so she had a plate with four tacos ready to eat that she took to the dining table while I finished putting mine together. She put them on the dining table and then realized she had left the tv on in the other room so she walked over to turn it off.

    When she got back in the dining room her four tacos were gone. Plate was exactly where she left it, but all four tacos had been abducted. Then she saw Rex still frantically chewing in the corner and yelled at me to tell me what had happened.

    “But you said he had eight tacos?”

    I did.

    In an act of what I can only describe in hindsight as incredible hubris, I walked over to see the plate that was picked clean and doubled over laughing. Like, straight up had to compose myself and catch my breath. “Okay okay, it’s fine, I’ll split mine with you, and we have some extra filling. It’s okay.”

    And as you probably guessed when I got back to the kitchen I found my plate which once contained, but no longer, my four tacos. And Rex in the corner frantically chewing and swallowing and looking like he’s trying to diffuse a bomb.

    So that’s the day that our dog had eight glorious homemade spicy chorizo tacos while my wife and I ate Taco Bell.

    I have a similar story but with a puppy choco lab, a 5lbs plate of Christmas cookies, and a home remodel consisting of replacing white carpet with wood floors

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  • PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    edited January 19
    Cello wrote: »
    Oghulk wrote: »
    Lanz wrote: »
    Regarding cats and dogs, dosage is still going to be a thing for allium with them, so bits of scrap while not good aren’t going to be health threatening in a major way if they manage to sneak or steal a bit of them before you can properly clean up from prep.

    My understanding is your cat or dog (especially for larger dogs) it’s gonna take like, really chowing down on the things, so long as you’re careful and making sure to clean up and make sure they can’t get to what you’re working with, they should be fairly safe from harm

    You still don’t want them getting any of it, but its a manageable situation assuming you don[t have an absolute fiend pet who devours whatever you’re working on

    The dumb vacuum cleaner got into a bag of chocolate covered pretzels the one time we left him alone not in his crate while we were gone 30 minutes (he threw an absolute rager, we were pissed and he hasn't been allowed out of his crate while we're not home since)

    Turned out totally fine. Cause it was milk chocolate and lethality is based on dosage relative to weight

    Still don't want him vaccuming up the stupid veggie scraps though

    Our last German Shepherd once knocked a glass tray of brownies onto the floor and ate both brownie AND glass (immediate vet appointment obviously, she was fine)

    We also think she ate some razor blades once

    Dog had a cast iron stomach, she was badass

    When I was a kid we used to have a German Shepherd that ate a massive chocolate-peanut butter Easter egg (the ones that are a bit bigger than a baseball).

    We didn’t realize it had happened until we noticed a strong poo smell, and that led us to the empty wrapper next to a massive pile of crap.

    No adverse effects beyond that huge poop. We got lucky.

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