My uncle has two, maybe three now, dogs of a particular breed called Rhodesian Ridgebacks. They are colossal dogs, bigger than German Shepherds with bulk to match. Anything left on the counters or stovetop at their place is not safe from those dogs, as they found out when one of them ingested an entire cooking pot worth of peanut oil.
My uncle has two, maybe three now, dogs of a particular breed called Rhodesian Ridgebacks. They are colossal dogs, bigger than German Shepherds with bulk to match. Anything left on the counters or stovetop at their place is not safe from those dogs, as they found out when one of them ingested an entire cooking pot worth of peanut oil.
ridgebacks were bred to kill lions
Well these two are only interested in killing rabbits and squirrels while out on their walks
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Indie Winterdie KräheRudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered Userregular
Ridgebacks have this thing where, when they first meet you, they're usually very aloof. Not scared or shy, they literally seem like they are being huge snobs and looking down their nose at this interloper who dared enter their space.
But the second time they meet you? OH MY GOD HELLO FRIEND I CANT BELIEVE YOU ARE HERE LETS PLAY
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David_TA fashion yes-man is no good to me.Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered Userregular
Verge seems to be down, but Twitter has officially banned third party clients.
Edit: Back up.
Twitter has updated its developer rules to ban third-party clients, almost a week after it unceremoniously blocked the apps’ access to its platform, offering almost no explanation to what was going on (via Engadget). The new rules state that you can’t use Twitter’s API or content to “create or attempt to create a substitute or similar service or product to the Twitter Applications.”
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KalTorakOne way or another, they all end up inthe Undercity.Registered Userregular
Twitter now defaulting to the "for you" instead of "following" regardless of which you pick because it hates you and everything you love
It's started doing this for me, too
Hey, guess what Twitter! I literally NEVER want to know what porn my casual acquaintances are running around favoriting! Never, not once! It does not make me want to use Twitter more, it makes me want to follow fewer people! I'm not 100% clear on why people are going to Twitter for porn, and the thing is, I don't care! Shouldn't be any of my goddamn business!
Incredible how much worse this dork is making an already-lousy site
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StraightziHere we may reign secure, and in my choice,To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered Userregular
A restaurant concerned about economies of scale is an institutional canteen
Moreover I'm really not convinced that the people cooking in a lot of restaurants are necessarily better at it than I am
Fine dining, sure, but that's not even close to "most restaurants"
The trick isn't that the food they serve is better than the food you can cook, the trick is that the food they serve is better than the food you can cook in 20-30 minutes while getting all the sides and different mains served at once. The curse of many a would-be restaurant owner is thinking that their ability to make the best food for their family, with unlimited time, can translate to making that food for money with all the budgetary and time restrictions that entails.
Also, I don't trust myself to move knives quickly near my fingers!
Yeah, I'm super slow when using a knife because I'm so scared of cutting myself. Always have been, but even moreso now that I'm on anticoagulants. My wife bought me some of those gloves that are supposed to protect your hands from blades but I never think to use them.
Most things are fine, like a cucumber or something is pretty easy to keep moving and stay stable. For me, the biggest knife fear is onions. I want onions in everything, but even chopped in half first, trying to move quick with them is a recipe for the knife to deflect off the curve, so I just buy prechopped up onions like a coward.
Twitter now defaulting to the "for you" instead of "following" regardless of which you pick because it hates you and everything you love
It's started doing this for me, too
Hey, guess what Twitter! I literally NEVER want to know what porn my casual acquaintances are running around favoriting! Never, not once! It does not make me want to use Twitter more, it makes me want to follow fewer people! I'm not 100% clear on why people are going to Twitter for porn, and the thing is, I don't care! Shouldn't be any of my goddamn business!
Incredible how much worse this dork is making an already-lousy site
There is an option to turn off seeing stuff the people you follow Liked. I know there is an option because I turned it on a long time ago. I only see Tweets and Retweets.
Twitter now defaulting to the "for you" instead of "following" regardless of which you pick because it hates you and everything you love
It's started doing this for me, too
Hey, guess what Twitter! I literally NEVER want to know what porn my casual acquaintances are running around favoriting! Never, not once! It does not make me want to use Twitter more, it makes me want to follow fewer people! I'm not 100% clear on why people are going to Twitter for porn, and the thing is, I don't care! Shouldn't be any of my goddamn business!
Incredible how much worse this dork is making an already-lousy site
There is an option to turn off seeing stuff the people you follow Liked. I know there is an option because I turned it on a long time ago. I only see Tweets and Retweets.
Could not tell you how it's done.
I had a lot of shit turned off that Twitter seems to now be showing me again
yeah no matter how many times i tell it to stop showing me cum tributes, if i try to search for fanart of basically any anime character it keeps fucking showing up
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minor incidentexpert in a dying fieldnjRegistered Userregular
True story: my boss at my last job had a huge fight with his wife because she saw him liking tons (like, huuuundreds) of porn star tweets every day. One day he came in looking frantic asking how he can turn that off so his wife can’t see tweets he likes, or if there was some kind of “private mode” he could use.
CEO of a tech company, folks.
She said, "You're pretty good with words, but words won't save your life."
And they didn't.
So he died.
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minor incidentexpert in a dying fieldnjRegistered Userregular
And yes, my first suggestion was obviously “how about just not liking every tweet your favorite porn stars put out there?”
It was not an acceptable solution.
She said, "You're pretty good with words, but words won't save your life."
And they didn't.
So he died.
look SEX WORK IS WORK and he's DOING HIS PART to help these BUDDING TECHNOLOGICAL TRENDSETTERS gain RECOGNITION under the ALGORITHMIC METRICS OF THE WEBSITE
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KalTorakOne way or another, they all end up inthe Undercity.Registered Userregular
burner account also not an option because they need to know that HE Liked their tweet
Twitter now defaulting to the "for you" instead of "following" regardless of which you pick because it hates you and everything you love
It's started doing this for me, too
Hey, guess what Twitter! I literally NEVER want to know what porn my casual acquaintances are running around favoriting! Never, not once! It does not make me want to use Twitter more, it makes me want to follow fewer people! I'm not 100% clear on why people are going to Twitter for porn, and the thing is, I don't care! Shouldn't be any of my goddamn business!
Incredible how much worse this dork is making an already-lousy site
There is an option to turn off seeing stuff the people you follow Liked. I know there is an option because I turned it on a long time ago. I only see Tweets and Retweets.
Could not tell you how it's done.
Okay I just went and trawled through the settings menu and I genuinely could not even find the option. I think they've removed it.
"You absolutely WILL know which online person you've never met has a choking fetish, fucking deal with it loser"
I could turn off all sensitive content, I guess, but so much random shit gets flagged as "potentially sensitive" that I feel like I'd accidentally block the Associated Press or something
Twitter now defaulting to the "for you" instead of "following" regardless of which you pick because it hates you and everything you love
It's started doing this for me, too
Hey, guess what Twitter! I literally NEVER want to know what porn my casual acquaintances are running around favoriting! Never, not once! It does not make me want to use Twitter more, it makes me want to follow fewer people! I'm not 100% clear on why people are going to Twitter for porn, and the thing is, I don't care! Shouldn't be any of my goddamn business!
Incredible how much worse this dork is making an already-lousy site
There is an option to turn off seeing stuff the people you follow Liked. I know there is an option because I turned it on a long time ago. I only see Tweets and Retweets.
Could not tell you how it's done.
Okay I just went and trawled through the settings menu and I genuinely could not even find the option. I think they've removed it.
"You absolutely WILL know which online person you've never met has a choking fetish, fucking deal with it loser"
I could turn off all sensitive content, I guess, but so much random shit gets flagged as "potentially sensitive" that I feel like I'd accidentally block the Associated Press or something
Gotta pay $8 if you don't want to see dumb shit you hate, probably
Twitter now defaulting to the "for you" instead of "following" regardless of which you pick because it hates you and everything you love
It's started doing this for me, too
Hey, guess what Twitter! I literally NEVER want to know what porn my casual acquaintances are running around favoriting! Never, not once! It does not make me want to use Twitter more, it makes me want to follow fewer people! I'm not 100% clear on why people are going to Twitter for porn, and the thing is, I don't care! Shouldn't be any of my goddamn business!
Incredible how much worse this dork is making an already-lousy site
There is an option to turn off seeing stuff the people you follow Liked. I know there is an option because I turned it on a long time ago. I only see Tweets and Retweets.
Could not tell you how it's done.
Okay I just went and trawled through the settings menu and I genuinely could not even find the option. I think they've removed it.
"You absolutely WILL know which online person you've never met has a choking fetish, fucking deal with it loser"
I could turn off all sensitive content, I guess, but so much random shit gets flagged as "potentially sensitive" that I feel like I'd accidentally block the Associated Press or something
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ridgebacks were bred to kill lions
Am I in bed?
Ask me if your shoes go with that hat and I might have to do a fair bit of lion
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Well these two are only interested in killing rabbits and squirrels while out on their walks
But the second time they meet you? OH MY GOD HELLO FRIEND I CANT BELIEVE YOU ARE HERE LETS PLAY
Verge seems to be down, but Twitter has officially banned third party clients.
Edit: Back up.
they funged my tokens jerry!
all of em, funged!
It's started doing this for me, too
Hey, guess what Twitter! I literally NEVER want to know what porn my casual acquaintances are running around favoriting! Never, not once! It does not make me want to use Twitter more, it makes me want to follow fewer people! I'm not 100% clear on why people are going to Twitter for porn, and the thing is, I don't care! Shouldn't be any of my goddamn business!
Incredible how much worse this dork is making an already-lousy site
Well now I'm fucking tempted
There is an option to turn off seeing stuff the people you follow Liked. I know there is an option because I turned it on a long time ago. I only see Tweets and Retweets.
Could not tell you how it's done.
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I had a lot of shit turned off that Twitter seems to now be showing me again
CEO of a tech company, folks.
And they didn't.
So he died.
It was not an acceptable solution.
And they didn't.
So he died.
Best part is that his Twitter handle he was doing this on is literally “nameofcompany_CEO”
And they didn't.
So he died.
Okay I just went and trawled through the settings menu and I genuinely could not even find the option. I think they've removed it.
"You absolutely WILL know which online person you've never met has a choking fetish, fucking deal with it loser"
I could turn off all sensitive content, I guess, but so much random shit gets flagged as "potentially sensitive" that I feel like I'd accidentally block the Associated Press or something
pleasepaypreacher.net
Gotta pay $8 if you don't want to see dumb shit you hate, probably
associated press, more like ass play probably
BEHOLD, the corporate dong
I hope someone saw that I liked it and made a mental note.
pretty audacious, chico.
Might wanna rein it in there.
You wouldn't not like a meal, how can you not like a youtube you criminal!
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