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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »

    I uhhh what?

    Is it the vagina part or the bones pretty that is confusing

    yes

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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  • DelduwathDelduwath Registered User regular
    OK, great, I'm glad that we are at the same level of confusion about the situation as Twitter user Sebban_E was in 2016.

    Preacher
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    I just don't understand what I don't understand here

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    My partner: what’s so funny
    Me: (ah jeez, how do I explain vagina bones right now without sounding like a complete lunatic?)

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  • A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Preacher wrote: »
    I just don't understand what I don't understand here

    The person is calling the ab lines right above the hotpants "vagina bones" instead of the normal thing to call them.

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    ringringringringringring vagina bone

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    A duck! wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I just don't understand what I don't understand here

    The person is calling the ab lines right above the hotpants "vagina bones" instead of the normal thing to call them.

    "cum gutters"

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  • A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Kadith wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I just don't understand what I don't understand here

    The person is calling the ab lines right above the hotpants "vagina bones" instead of the normal thing to call them.

    "cum gutters"

    I didn't want to type it, but I will quote and agree with your post.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    A duck! wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I just don't understand what I don't understand here

    The person is calling the ab lines right above the hotpants "vagina bones" instead of the normal thing to call them.

    no I got that, I just I didn't want to get that.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    The phrase "vagina bones" is an essential shibboleth to understanding gamer "outrage" over "games censorship"

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  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    Kadith wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I just don't understand what I don't understand here

    The person is calling the ab lines right above the hotpants "vagina bones" instead of the normal thing to call them.

    "cum gutters"

    My partner: okay, what are you laughing at now?
    Me: … here, just take my phone, but don’t say I didn’t warn you.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    The phrase "vagina bones" is an essential shibboleth to understanding gamer "outrage" over "games censorship"

    I thought that was like how that tweet was being presented, but man its hard to tell sometimes.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    The phrase "vagina bones" is an essential shibboleth to understanding gamer "outrage" over "games censorship"

    I thought that was like how that tweet was being presented, but man its hard to tell sometimes.

    gAmErS will get outraged over ANYTHING, man. Especially vagina bones.

    Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
    Preacher
  • OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    ringringringringringring vagina bone

    I don't think I'm supposed to laugh this loud in a hospital

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  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    Oghulk wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    ringringringringringring vagina bone

    I don't think I'm supposed to laugh this loud in a hospital

    I mean… it depends.

    Are you in the morgue?

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Oghulk wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    ringringringringringring vagina bone

    I don't think I'm supposed to laugh this loud in a hospital

    I mean… it depends.

    Are you in the morgue?

    Even then mortuary staff have the best jokes, their delivery can be a little stiff though.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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  • Knight_Knight_ Dead Dead Dead Registered User regular
    that vagina bones tweet should be framed and hung in the smithsonian as a key piece of internet history

    it makes me laugh so hard every time

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    I was under the impression that cum gutters was specifically for gay dudes

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    You're all just laughing and laughing and laughing, well I'll have you know that my grandfather spent his life down on the wharves, working as a vagina deboner, and he was a good man. A veteran, a family man. Better than all you degenerates with your japes and your jokes

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    You're all just laughing and laughing and laughing, well I'll have you know that my grandfather spent his life down on the wharves, working as a vagina deboner, and he was a good man. A veteran, a family man. Better than all you degenerates with your japes and your jokes

    Intrusive thought: Vagina debonair might be a rude tales NPC

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    You're all just laughing and laughing and laughing, well I'll have you know that my grandfather spent his life down on the wharves, working as a vagina deboner, and he was a good man. A veteran, a family man. Better than all you degenerates with your japes and your jokes

    And at some point he had to become a vagina boner or you wouldn't be here.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited February 14
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-73d8ukz8tM

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    https://www.androidpolice.com/tomb-raider-reloaded-hands-on/

    Tomb Raider is BACK

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Jesus

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    Crystal Dynamics woke up and chose violence today, I see.

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  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    A second kind of daily reward???

  • DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    Who owns the TR franchise these days anyway?

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited February 14
    Embracer Group bought Crystal Dynamics and I think all the associated IPs in the fire sale from Square Enix getting rid of its western studio assets

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  • ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    Embracer Group bought Crystal Dynamics and I think all the associated IPs in the fire sale from Square Enix getting rid of its western studio assets

    It's better. SE sold all of their western studio stuff to Embracer for $300 million.

    It's been widely reported since then that Tomb Raider alone was sold to Amazon for $600 million.

    Fuckin Square Enix just showing their whole ass again.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    So embracer resold the IP on to amazon for twice what they bought it for, immediately? lmao

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  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    square enix is not good at being a business

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited February 14
    maybe crystal dynamics had some sort of stipulation in their contracts with SE that they had to be sold together with their big IPs that embracer group did not have? truly bizarre decisionmaking otherwise
    They left the hitman franchise with IO interactive as well. Who knows.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    So embracer resold the IP on to amazon for twice what they bought it for, immediately? lmao

    Reminds me of house flipping.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Just don't make a legacy of kain mobile game

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Just don't make a legacy of kain mobile game

    I'm sure whoever owns it right now would if they remembered what legacy of kain was

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  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    the spirits within did permanent damage to the company

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I remember liking the spirits within

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  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    Don't worry, they won't make anything with Legacy of Kain

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  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    I remember liking the spirits within

    sakaguchi i didn't know you posted!

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    I remember liking the spirits within

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OnIODgqUHxw

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