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  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    i assume it's just suits being reactionary and yelling at their employees to fix things because they trended for the wrong reasons. there is no plan.

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  • Fig-DFig-D Tustin, CA, USRegistered User regular
    edited March 9
    matthias00 wrote: »
    Brolo wrote: »
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    Kentucky Fried Chicken, purveyor of the world's most famous fried chicken, is collaborating with Blizzard Entertainment to offer fans early beta access to one of the most anticipated games of the year, Diablo IV, the next generation installment in the genre-defining series, which will be released on June 6, 2023.

    https://www.qsrmagazine.com/news/kfc-offer-early-beta-access-diablo-iv

    this is, apparently, not a joke

    Truly a match made in hell.

    If only I had been in the marketing meetings that set this up, we could have had the Diablo Down!
    I think KFC still has Tennessee Hot tenders, make the Diablo Down out of those for theming/color.

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  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Y'all don't even know what a gall bladder does other than cause you pain and suffering when you get a stone.

    the gallbladder stores and concentrates bile (gall) produced by the liver so when fatty foods enter the intestine it can be stimulated to release the liquid to help emulsify the fat, to aid in digestion.

    :smile:

    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    I think we are trending old enough on this board that more of us than you might guess are familiar with the function and dysfunction of ol' gall bladdy.

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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    gall blussy

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Mine went bad over 20 years ago

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Mine went bad over 20 years ago

    I mean Richy killed mine like 10 years ago, damn canadian son of a bitch.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    galussy

  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited March 9
    Preacher wrote: »
    Y'all don't even know what a gall bladder does other than cause you pain and suffering when you get a stone.

    When I went in torso pain I had a history of kidneys stones so it took a little while for them to work out what might be wrong while I was hopped up barely cognisant on morphine. They eventually figured it out at like 2am and asked me if I wanted to wait to see if it resolves or get it taken out now.

    I chose now. Turns out it part of it had died and was gangrenous. Thankyou drug addled me, you chose correctly.

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  • KarozKaroz Registered User regular
    I actually picked up Ancestor fairly recently due to watching a youtuber start it up and man the stuff can be intense and figuring stuff out and then jumping a generation and things don't work anymore (since you need to regrow neurons since there's no way to reinforce them all). But was mostly in the jungle for most of this though did a fair bit of exploring.

    Now I'm in the second to last biome, reached two evolution milestones, and can make a sharp stick in like 3 hits with a subpar tool, it's almost too easy now. I may finish exploring the last biome and then call it but it's been an interesting journey. Given this has been after 25 hours.

    It's kind of crazy how much further the youtuber explored while not becoming
    bipedal
    but part of what you unlock is part of exploring things so it's kinda crazy how you'll evolve.

  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    also just... robocop is supposed to be a satire on some level, but playing as a hyper violent AI cop who's gunning down people who are homeless, people who are addicted to drugs and people who commit street-level crime is maybe... a bit too close to home, right now

    That’s the big thing putting me off at the moment, because I actually played their Terminator game and it was a lovely 7/10 experience of the kind you rarely see anymore, a real chintzy, cheap piece of work that punched above its weight

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    This Suicide Squad game is executives chasing the elusive "Games As A Service" goldmine that very rarely actually does gangbusters, but it is very funny to consider that they probably could have done like three Arkham-like singleplayer games in this time on the budget they've already spent and... just made money that way.

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  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    With the amount theyre spending on it, it might kill Rocksteady which is pretty fucking stupid considering how well their Arkham games did.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Y'all don't even know what a gall bladder does other than cause you pain and suffering when you get a stone.

    When I went in torso pain I had a history of kidneys stones so it took a little while for them to work out what might be wrong while I was hopped up barely cognisant on morphine. They eventually figured it out at like 2am and asked me if I wanted to wait to see if it resolves or get it taken out now.

    I chose now. Turns out it part of it had died and was gangrenous. Thankyou drug addled me, you chose correctly.

    Kidney stones hit in a different location to me than gall attacks. Like gall attacks were upper burpy territory. Kidney stone was lower back and trouble urinating.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited March 9
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Y'all don't even know what a gall bladder does other than cause you pain and suffering when you get a stone.

    When I went in torso pain I had a history of kidneys stones so it took a little while for them to work out what might be wrong while I was hopped up barely cognisant on morphine. They eventually figured it out at like 2am and asked me if I wanted to wait to see if it resolves or get it taken out now.

    I chose now. Turns out it part of it had died and was gangrenous. Thankyou drug addled me, you chose correctly.

    Kidney stones hit in a different location to me than gall attacks. Like gall attacks were upper burpy territory. Kidney stone was lower back and trouble urinating.

    This pain was radiating enough it was like a shotgun had hit me. They were also worried about heart.

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    It took them months to figure out it was my gall bladder because when mine first started hurting I was like 13 years old and they don't usually go bad when you are that young so they didn't think to even check for like 5 or 6 months during which I kept having attacks.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Y'all don't even know what a gall bladder does other than cause you pain and suffering when you get a stone.

    When I went in torso pain I had a history of kidneys stones so it took a little while for them to work out what might be wrong while I was hopped up barely cognisant on morphine. They eventually figured it out at like 2am and asked me if I wanted to wait to see if it resolves or get it taken out now.

    I chose now. Turns out it part of it had died and was gangrenous. Thankyou drug addled me, you chose correctly.

    Kidney stones hit in a different location to me than gall attacks. Like gall attacks were upper burpy territory. Kidney stone was lower back and trouble urinating.

    This pain was radiating enough it was like a shotgun had hit me. They were also worried about heart.

    Yiker rikers.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular


    Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League Delayed Until Everyone Forgets It Sucks

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  • KarozKaroz Registered User regular
    I just wanted to have a good time playing King Shark...who played exactly like everyone else.

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    What if I don't want to kill the justice league

  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Why don't they make a legion of doom game instead

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  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    edited March 9
    What if I don't want to kill the justice league

    You're gonna get out there and fuck them up regardless, son. Take this knife and drive it into Barry Allen's throat until that son of a bitch dies choking on his own blood. That's what gamers want. You are a gamer, ain't ya?

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  • ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    What if I don't want to kill the justice league

    Why don't you just buy the battle pass and shut the fuck up?

    -some WB exec

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  • KarozKaroz Registered User regular
    Why don't they make a legion of doom game instead

    WIth a nemesis system with the super heroes!

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  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    You don't have to debase yourself with a Double Down, just for clarification

    I got a normal chicken sandwich on lunch today and got a beta code

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  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    Maddoc wrote: »
    You don't have to debase yourself with a Double Down, just for clarification

    I got a normal chicken sandwich on lunch today and got a beta code

    Sounds like a coward's way out.

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    I'll be shocked if the players kill a single member of the Justice League in that entire game. I'm guessing it's either 'beat up on them enough that they flee' and then get freed at the end; or beating them up will break Brainiac's mind control.

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  • captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    I got the Double Down.

    I've never had one! It was okay.

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  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    Rough Up The Justice League a Bit Until They Break Free of the Mind Control They're Suffering From didn't test well, so...

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  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    I was having a chicken sandwich for lunch anyway and was surprised when the beta code showed up in my email. (I ordered via the app, for clarification)

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPBqqmb_ELs
    Tintin Reporter: Cigars of the Pharaoh - Reveal Trailer

    Combining all the best elements of adventure and investigation games, Tintin Reporter: Cigars of the Pharaoh invites the player to dress up as an investigator / reporter: search, infiltrate to find clues and solve enigmas with the help of investigation dialogues enriched with video sequences, infiltration phases or even plane or car chases. Tintin Reporter: Cigars of the Pharaoh offers a unique and innovative gameplay to allow everyone to live the adventure like a real reporter!

    uh... I forget exactly how imperialist this specific tintin adventure is

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    What if you go full on kratos godofwar3 on the justice league?

    Street shark or whatever his name is full on displacing green lanterns eyes like you gotta Poseidon at the beginning of that game?

    Honestly I would be surprised if they didn't go really over the top with it like that

  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Every time I see footage of that Suicide Squad game I think to myself, "What if they just made a DC game akin to Marvel Ultimate Alliance?"

    But sometimes I also think to myself, "What if they did a cooperative shooter in the style of Back 4 Blood but DC-themed?"

    I think on a lot of different game ideas and none of them resemble what that Suicide Squad game chose.

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  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    Batman must die across all variations of DC

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  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    How about we scrap the whole mess and just make a Dick Grayson dating sim?

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Just give me a Sniper Elite game where I'm playing as Deadshot instead

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    How about we scrap the whole mess and just make a Dick Grayson dating sim?

    Red Hood, he's more damaged bad boy who I can fix.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    The dating sim can include the entire Bat family.

    Except Bruce, of course. Ew.

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    The dating sim can include the entire Bat family.

    Except Bruce, of course. Ew.

    Let's double check how old Damian is first too

  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    The dating sim can include the entire Bat family.

    Except Bruce, of course. Ew.

    BATMAN IS DEAD

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