Its that time again an arbitrary amount of time after the Superbowl where two teams that exist on the fringes of perception will meet and play a game that resembles football but is . . .wrong
This year the Altoona Zone meets the Little Rock Eternity at the abandoned husk of a warehouse in San Antonio Texas returning champ The Void will also interrupt the proceedings at a random time to reclaim its title as is tradition. Will it succeed for the 85th time? We'll see!
Who do you think will being home the dense obelisk this year?
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Certainly it will be an intense.0345 milliseconds
It's not The Void consumes most, or The Void consumes a lot. It's all.
Ah yes the classic team chant
this contest is over, the case has been made
They tried that in secret Superbowl 3
You . . . cannot forfeit
What if they mysteriously fail to show up?
Altoona did this once before. Only once though
Google Altoona Pizza to see what happened
What happens if the players all quit on both sides?
the last time that happened, Bono was conceived
we cannot allow that to happen again