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A talking picture? Well, now I've heard everything. [movies]

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  • shoeboxjeddyshoeboxjeddy Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    It might be best to watch Cocaine Bear at home, where you can skip past the rambling sections and go straight to the laughs and screams. In the cinema, most viewers will wish that it was wittier, faster, and more willing to fulfil the gonzo potential of its in-your-face title. It's definitely better than Banks's last film, Charlie's Angels, but you can't help feeling that she has done the bear minimum.
    Are you really proud of that one Nicholas Barber??

    I feel like they paired that review down to the uh necessities.

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    more like Nicholas Bearbear

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Apparently Glass Onion either got or is getting a Director’s Commentary on Netflix

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  • OdinOdin Registered User regular
    Maddoc wrote: »
    I can put Googly eyes on a rock if you want to give me five thousand dollars, hmu

    What about your buttplugs

  • Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    Apparently Glass Onion either got or is getting a Director’s Commentary on Netflix

    I want commentary by Craig.
    In character.

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  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    I’m holding on to hope that the commentary was recorded long enough ago and it’s actually just Natasha Lyonne, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Angela Lansbury, and Stephen Sondheim just talking shit the whole time.

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    Apparently Glass Onion either got or is getting a Director’s Commentary on Netflix

    And rhe physical release right

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  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    asofyeun wrote: »
    KalTorak wrote: »
    what about the buttplugs

    only $7,500

    That's an absolute steal

    I am in the business of saving lives.
    Andy Joe
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I finally actually watched the trailer for Cocaine Bear and it looks... fine? really seems like we're stretching that concept but hey, I hope it's fun

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Indeed the embargo for Cocaine Bear is up

    https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/cocaine_bear 83% after 41 reviews

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  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    Shows 73% for me. But you know what? If we’re grading on the appropriate curve for movies titled “COCAINE BEAR”, that’s like a solid 94%

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    73% after 78 reviews, yeah a bunch more just dropped

    It was 100% after 11

    Either way it’s still a lot better than people seriously believed after the thing was first announced, and I’m real happy and remain excited to watch!

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Now if you wanted some bad news, Zaslav got done with the conference call and there’s a very real chance a The Hobbit film only remains the worst LOTR film for another year or two

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  • Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    oh god
    are they going to try to film the Silmarillion

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    oh god
    are they going to try to film the Silmarillion

    The Tolkien estate has not granted the Silmarillion rights to anyone. that's why Rings of Power had to go without adapting anything exclusive to it

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I can’t wait to watch that coked up ursa fuck some shit up tomorrow night

  • Ms DapperMs Dapper Yuri Librarian Registered User regular
  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    We’re gonna get The Adventures of Young Legolas Greenleaf, aren’t we?

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    I hope that, whatever they do, they continue to never ever do Tom Bombadil

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    The Rings of Power showrunners said they have the rights to The Hobbit, the LOTR trilogy, appendices, and Unfinished Tales. I don't know if that means they're exclusive to Amazon, but if so, I have no idea what that leaves WB to make a new thing of

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I hope that, whatever they do, they continue to never ever do Tom Bombadil

    I heard he’s getting his own reality show where sexy men and women get together on a gorgeous beach and go on dates.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I should have said hobbits or Gondorians instead of men and women.

    I’m disappointed in myself

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    I should have said hobbits or Gondorians instead of men and women.

    I’m disappointed in myself

    Men and women of gondor

  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Ms Dapper wrote: »

    The Buried Giant is a real interesting book, I think it might be a good fit for Del Toro

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  • LasbrookLasbrook It takes a lot to make a stew When it comes to me and youRegistered User regular
    Apparently Glass Onion either got or is getting a Director’s Commentary on Netflix

    https://overcast.fm/+SMhKyMLVQ

    It's out now, seems netflix has a podcast series of these? Watching Knives Out with commentary in the theater was fun, so I'm looking forward to this.

  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Ms Dapper wrote: »

    For a hot second there I was envisioning a way different film. I always get Buried Giant and Sleeping Giants confused, and Del Toro seems like he would love to bend a dude's knees backward so he can pilot an ancient alien mech.

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  • durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    edited February 2023
    I'd like for the next LotR project to be exclusively Tom Bombadil, just him hanging out at a cabin and taking nature walks.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    If I had to guess, I'd bet they'll try and do a Young Aragorn project of some kind. There's a decent amount of stuff about his life in the appendices.

  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    Just three solid hours of Tom Bombadil and Golberry fucking

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  • Kevin CristKevin Crist I make the devil hit his knees and say the 'our father'Registered User regular
    I hope that, whatever they do, they continue to never ever do Tom Bombadil

    Taking cue from sexy shelob, they'll add MILF Ungoliant.

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    I hope that, whatever they do, they continue to never ever do Tom Bombadil

    Taking cue from sexy shelob, they'll add MILF Ungoliant.

    PUT THAT EVIL BACK IN THE BOTTLE

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I hope that, whatever they do, they continue to never ever do Tom Bombadil

    Taking cue from sexy shelob, they'll add MILF Ungoliant.

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  • Kevin CristKevin Crist I make the devil hit his knees and say the 'our father'Registered User regular
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    "Are you entranced by my four slender human limbs? Will you lose yourself in my two human eyes.... Humans have only two eyes, right? I have no idea how you hairless apes work."

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  • asofyeunasofyeun Registered User regular
    I hope that, whatever they do, they continue to never ever do Tom Bombadil

    Taking cue from sexy shelob, they'll add MILF Ungoliant.


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  • AtomicTofuAtomicTofu She's a straight-up supervillain, yo Registered User regular
  • FCDFCD Registered User regular
    Bloods End wrote: »
    I hope that, whatever they do, they continue to never ever do Tom Bombadil

    Taking cue from sexy shelob, they'll add MILF Ungoliant.

    PUT THAT EVIL BACK IN THE BOTTLE

    It's too late for that. The idea is out there now. Somebody somewhere is writing an Ungoliant/Venom/Carnage fucky monster three-way as we speak.

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  • ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    edited February 2023
    We’re getting a sexy Shelob trilogy and that’s final

    Prohass on
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  • BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    edited February 2023
    I'd like for the next LotR project to be exclusively Tom Bombadil, just him hanging out at a cabin and taking nature walks.

    It'd just be the Arda version of Haight-Ashbury.

    Bet Tom and Goldberry have bush for days.

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Maddoc wrote: »
    Just three solid hours of Tom Bombadil and Golberry fucking

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRVIVJjuaHE

    steamy

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