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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited March 2023
    Ranlin wrote: »
    What the heck is a Pornado?

    A tornado of porn, duh

    Poorochondriac on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2023
    You see its an email that opens up a bunch of dirty smut and any attempt to close the window only makes it open more. Hence Pornado.

    At least CSI Miami just leaned into David Caruso being a characture of a cop show character. Like this is a literal actual scene played "straight" in the show.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNWjcTPVUoM

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    AlexandierAlexandier Registered User regular
    I presume like a Sharknado but instead of a tornado over the water picking up a bunch of sharks it goes over some undeveloped land in 1987 and picks up a bunch of.discarded 70s woods porn.

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    MegaMan001 wrote: »
    We are just going through the whole end of life stuff and I think I'm gonna do organ donation followed by cremation because why the hell do I need some headstone somewhere?

    My mom passed in 2021 (fuck cancer), and she was far from a hoarder, but there was still so much stuff. Both my sister and I said once we were home we were going to clean out some of our own junk from storage.

    ...I should get on that.

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    Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    Ranlin wrote: »
    What the heck is a Pornado?

    Nothing much, what's Pornado with you?

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Perhaps we should be less concerned with what the pornado is and more concerned with how the pornado is. Do a little check-in, make sure it's feeling alright

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    don't take your pornado for granted

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    MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    MegaMan001 wrote: »
    We are just going through the whole end of life stuff and I think I'm gonna do organ donation followed by cremation because why the hell do I need some headstone somewhere?

    My mom passed in 2021 (fuck cancer), and she was far from a hoarder, but there was still so much stuff. Both my sister and I said once we were home we were going to clean out some of our own junk from storage.

    ...I should get on that.

    Me and my brother just convinced them to move to an apartment and sell the house and that helped them downsize dramatically.

    But that process, just so much stuff.

    I am in the business of saving lives.
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    LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular

    Checked out the free sample in Bethany Mandel’s anti-woke book and this passage is breathtaking.

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
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    Chall wrote: »
    Also one time a bad guy killed someone and then scraped computer code into one of the bones that when the Bones crew scanned the bones they would get a computer virus and couldn't catch the bad guy.

    and then David Boreanaz turned to the camera and said "Well now we're really boned." :sunglasses:

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    CelloCello Registered User regular
    Can I just ask why we have to keep reading stuff that this idiot wrote

    I recognize Bethany sucks, I am not on Twitter to avoid reading about main characters, do I really need to know the particulars beyond that

    It feels at this point like just giving her more exposure than she deserves at the expense of energy we could spend on actual positive work

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    LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular
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    Chall wrote: »
    Also one time a bad guy killed someone and then scraped computer code into one of the bones that when the Bones crew scanned the bones they would get a computer virus and couldn't catch the bad guy.

    and then David Boreanaz turned to the camera and said "Well now we're really boned." :sunglasses:

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    I will say it's weird to focus so much on this one particular shithead, because nothing in that excerpt is out of step with hundreds of other shitheads just like her. What we're doing is proving that she's a shithead to people that already kinda thought she was a shithead, and also making other shitheads think she's brave for continuing to be a shithead in the face of adversity.

    I don't know that there's a good solution to this, but "I said something wrong now I'm doing a substack and a piece in the National Review about it" is part of this grift, and while I'm sure some part of her was a little embarrassed when she couldn't define "woke" on a webshow run by a different sort of grifter, this was always the next step.

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    LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular
    Cello wrote: »
    Can I just ask why we have to keep reading stuff that this idiot wrote

    I recognize Bethany sucks, I am not on Twitter to avoid reading about main characters, do I really need to know the particulars beyond that

    It feels at this point like just giving her more exposure than she deserves at the expense of energy we could spend on actual positive work
    Lanz wrote: »
    Brolo wrote: »
    who is this person and why do I keep seeing her bad tweets

    One of many from a class of pundits who are judged by Very Serious and Important People in charge of the major institutions of society as fit to listen to and follow the advice of in regards to literally everything that influences our lives at the macro level.


    She finally embarrassed herself by going on an MSNBC punditry show to promote her book about “woke politics” and then, when prompted by the host to “Define woke” could not do it to save her life and just stammered for about half a minute straight.

    It will ultimately have no reprecussions as to whether or not her opinions still hold sway with the ruling class of the country, and so far has only served to reinforce their love of her because despite all their claims to rationality and reason and other such intellectual facades their entire operation is all just a masturbatory exercise in reaffirming their already shitty beliefs about the marginalized and lower classes
    Lanz wrote: »
    In other words Bethany Mandel is a functionary in system that effectively creates bullshit excuses for why the larger socioeconomic systems we live under must continue to operate as they have, despite the incalculable cruelties and exploitations required to keep them in operation.

    In a world where Omelas’ prosperity is founded not upon simply torturing one child, but entire nations, she is one of the people who demand you respect the torture and madness, and tells the those in charge of the machine that they must be crueler to the fuel.

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    minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    She’s not even really all that important of a shit head bigot.

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    I know that she sucks. My question was less, "does she suck and why," and more, "what are we accomplishing by continuing to yell at her." That wasn't a hypothetical question, really, it was, "hey, this is a problem, clearly tweeting about her awful opinions isn't doing anything, is there anything else to be done?"

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    LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular
    DJ Eebs wrote: »
    I know that she sucks. My question was less, "does she suck and why," and more, "what are we accomplishing by continuing to yell at her." That wasn't a hypothetical question, really, it was, "hey, this is a problem, clearly tweeting about her awful opinions isn't doing anything, is there anything else to be done?"

    [thinks]

    [looks around]





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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    Gonna be honest, if not here I would never have known who this person was.

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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    Frankly I still don't really know who she is.

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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Lanz what the actual fuck are you doing

    I ate an engineer
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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Why should we care that you want to murder this random lady.

    I ate an engineer
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    LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    Lanz what the actual fuck are you doing
    milski wrote: »
    Why should we care that you want to murder this random lady.
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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Yes, exactly.

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited March 2023
    Lanz just wants general strikes on principal.

    I think the decapitation thing is orthogonal to that.

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    If you want a bad book reading corner my dad has probably a literal ton of them. You could "learn" a lot

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    LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular
    edited March 2023
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Lanz just wants general strikes on principal.

    I think the decapitation thing is orthogonal to that.

    Now technically that was Jrag who posted that one

    But yes, in the question of “is there anything else to be done?” The answer is massed, collective disruptive protest actions, because history has repeatedly demonstrated those are the only things that the ruling class actually listens to because it routes around the institutions of power they ultimately control and manage. The history of the progress of the 20th century versus the now multi-decade backslide on rights, the utter refusal of capitalist government to embrace meaningful climate change responses over fossil fuel profits and the resurgence of the right wing’s grip on power through institutional means across the country are ultimately all a testament to this.

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    DaimarDaimar A Million Feet Tall of Awesome Registered User regular
    Lanz wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    Lanz what the actual fuck are you doing
    milski wrote: »
    Why should we care that you want to murder this random lady.
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    to put it another way, your last 5 posts, all on this page, have not had any conversation or thoughts from you, just posts of memes, tweets and nothing else. While I realize this is SE++, what are you doing to enrich the conversation?

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    Again, though, that really doesn't do much to explain why we need updates on this specific woman. Again: she sucks! I don't like her! I mostly don't think there's any particular value to posting her every post or for people to start combing her terrible book for excerpts that prove she's as terrible as we already knew she was

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    minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    Lanz wrote: »
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Lanz just wants general strikes on principal.

    I think the decapitation thing is orthogonal to that.

    Now technically that was Jrag who posted that one

    But yes, in the question of “is there anything else to be done?” The answer is massed, collective disruptive protest actions, because history has repeatedly demonstrated those are the only things that the ruling class actually listens to because it routes around the institutions of power they ultimately control and manage. The history of the progress of the 20th century versus the now multi-decade backslide on rights, the utter refusal of capitalist government to embrace meaningful climate change responses over fossil fuel profits and the resurgence of the right wing’s grip on power through institutional means across the country are ultimately all a testament to this.

    I’m with you. I’m just a bit lost as to how this relates to dipshit bigot pundit specifically.

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited March 2023
    I can see the value (if there is any at all) in us critiquing Elon Musk's dogshit tweets in the Twitter thread. He's the owner of the business! He's also the second wealthiest* person on the planet. He is, regrettably, somebody with mass influence on our society (arguably on several).

    But I continue to see no real use in dragging in the trash of this... Pundit? Who is this person and why should I care about their garbage beliefs? Because they influence our society on a macro level? I guess?

    Ultimately I am issuing a protest against these particular dead birds brought upon my doorstep.

    Zonugal on
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    LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular
    edited March 2023
    DJ Eebs wrote: »
    Again, though, that really doesn't do much to explain why we need updates on this specific woman. Again: she sucks! I don't like her! I mostly don't think there's any particular value to posting her every post or for people to start combing her terrible book for excerpts that prove she's as terrible as we already knew she was

    Because her writing is representative of the current state of “anti-woke” political thought, and the excerpt there about “normalcy” is a useful and evocative example of that mindset which sees any deviation from a white supremacist assimilationist politic (queer lives, POC lives, etc) as socially destructive.

    The passage isn’t something to simply “dunk on” but is an encapsulation of the present political moment that threatens the lives and wellbeing of countless innocent people who do not fit within this fantasy reality that has more to do with an idealized 1950s white family structure than it does the experiences, needs or wants of any actual living person or lived experience of today.

    Reading writing like this is useful in understanding the fascist mode of thought in America, and the way it couches itself in benign and desirable values (“family,” “loyalty,” “being above ideology”) so as to be palatable for the mainstream.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    i cannot believe a noted asshole continues to *check notes* be an asshole

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    FCDFCD Registered User regular
    Cello wrote: »
    Can I just ask why we have to keep reading stuff that this idiot wrote

    I recognize Bethany sucks, I am not on Twitter to avoid reading about main characters, do I really need to know the particulars beyond that

    It feels at this point like just giving her more exposure than she deserves at the expense of energy we could spend on actual positive work

    She reminds me of that Red Bull girl who used to get constantly retweeted on Twitter for all the ignorant, bigoted and just straight up incorrect things she said. And I was always like "Who is this person, and why are their terrible hot takes important?"

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Lanz wrote: »
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Lanz just wants general strikes on principal.

    I think the decapitation thing is orthogonal to that.

    Now technically that was Jrag who posted that one

    But yes, in the question of “is there anything else to be done?” The answer is massed, collective disruptive protest actions, because history has repeatedly demonstrated those are the only things that the ruling class actually listens to because it routes around the institutions of power they ultimately control and manage. The history of the progress of the 20th century versus the now multi-decade backslide on rights, the utter refusal of capitalist government to embrace meaningful climate change responses over fossil fuel profits and the resurgence of the right wing’s grip on power through institutional means across the country are ultimately all a testament to this.

    I’m with you. I’m just a bit lost as to how this relates to dipshit bigot pundit specifically.

    The point is, there's nothing unique about this idiot pundit specifically. She's just the current focus because of her public corncobbing, but she's just one cog in the machine that exploits the masses to enrich the few at the top, while sowing division and propagating scapegoats to blame for society's ills, the better to discourage class solidarity.

    Her job is to convince you not only that better things aren't possible, but that you should be thankful for the scraps you have and to watch out because that Other over there is coming for those scraps of yours.

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    LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
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    Because of the Internet a coworker had this really heartfelt email about their cancer and how they couldn't be on a project and I swear to god this meme was my first thought. Thank you internets.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular
    edited March 2023
    Like I mean

    I look at the state of the country right now where people like me are being made illegal in state after state, while the federal government sits around with one hand’s thumb up its ass, the other giving out hand jobs to an industry that’s literally making this planet uninhabitable for billions of life forms because that’s where the fuckin’ money’s at, and a President at the head of that government talking about how his party’s embracing too many “extremes” that he fails to elaborate upon while in the same speech talking about how we need to be able to work with the party that is actively sharpening their knives and tying together nooses for their next big pogrom, and then I see an excerpt from a relatively mainstream white-passing author, one currently making the press tour rounds on major media networks for the book that excerpt is from, talking about how the big problem society is facing is “woke” ideology that threatens the nuclear family and wants to put divisions between said members of the nuclear family and I can’t help but go “ah, there’s another piece of poison that’s gonna filter it’s way through the halls of power in this country and slowly and steadily build a climate within it that is going to want to either make me and mine dead or at least stand back to let more extreme bastards go and make us dead.”

    And maybe I just want to talk about that in some way or at least hear someone else go “yeah that’s pretty fucked” to feel for just a moment a little less alone in a third space I’ve occupied for years as the larger space we all inhabit becomes more and more hostile and our society just kind of lets it happen because on a macro level the halls of power have steadily dismantled our collective responses against its ability to abuse and exploit us, especially the most marginalized, and the past three years have been a stark resurgence in its efforts to do so since the 2020 BLM protests scared the fuckin’ shit out of them that they hadn’t fully finished the job and some of those sparks remained, so they had to redouble the efforts at recreating “normalcy”

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    LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular
    So

    I dunno

    Here’s another Tanuki post. We all love the adorable raccoon dogs.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    I also like Pallas cats.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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