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    LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular
    edited March 2023

    Elon losing Catturd2 is like when Walter Cronkite said the Vietman War was unwinnable.


    https://youtu.be/kDuLHEoS45s

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    I cannot get my head around the catturd2 thing

    Like, as far as I can tell he's just some guy

    And yet Elon is impoverishing himself and destroying a multibillion dollar social media company to win his approval for some reason

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    because without the catturds of the world on his side, there will be no one left to tell Elon he's cool and funny

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    They're somehow a spokes person or bellwether for the conservatives/fascists /bigots that Elon wishes would like him

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    So stephen king got him to lower the price of twitter to 8 dollars, what will caturd2 get?

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    I welcome whatever it takes to break the US medias obsession with twitter.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    cursedkingcursedking Registered User regular
    edited March 2023
    A duck! wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »

    "why isn't this a musical" yes right that was my first one too

    Did he poop his pants before or after getting caught in the fence?

    i mean the not fun answer is that it's a fake video done by a comedy troupe that dresses up as a policeman and does something embarrassing, so probably before

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    LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular
    Buuuuuurn baby burn,
    Twitter Inferno!

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    A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    cursedking wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »

    "why isn't this a musical" yes right that was my first one too

    Did he poop his pants before or after getting caught in the fence?

    i mean the not fun answer is that it's a fake video done by a comedy troupe that dresses up as a policeman and does something embarrassing, so probably before

    Why would you post something so cruel?

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    Charging for verification is such a transparently stupid and desperate move, and anyone arguing that it isn't is a credulous goon

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    DJ Eebs wrote: »
    Charging for verification is such a transparently stupid and desperate move, and anyone arguing that it isn't is a credulous goon

    It seemed like an obviously bad move and 100% was.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    having to pay to use polls is very funny though

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    the weird thing is that all of their videos are "british police officer stuck on fence"

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSTf0K7mUEk

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MjNjpmMNkUk

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3Wn0e7Lu3rY


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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    running joke or fetish

    the eternal question.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    DJ Eebs wrote: »
    Charging for verification is such a transparently stupid and desperate move, and anyone arguing that it isn't is a credulous goon

    it's stupid enough to charge for individual posters, but it's even dumber to charge for organizations to use it

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    ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    A duck! wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »

    "why isn't this a musical" yes right that was my first one too

    Did he poop his pants before or after getting caught in the fence?

    This is why you don't wear white undies. No matter how well you wipe, a couple rough farts ruins your day.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular

    The head of the San Jose police union was arrested and charged with importing and distributing opiods including fentanyl for over seven years and allegedly trying to frame her housekeeper, the DOJ said
    “Sorry, i had 50 new officers starting today so if I’ve been tied up all morning,” Segovia allegedly wrote to an associate on June 14, 2021. “I’ll be back on the office within an hour and I’ll take care of all of it! Any news on the soma??”

    Soma is a trade name for carisoprodol, a prescription muscle relaxant that is often sold illicitly and abused.

    “Im so sorry, im on a business trip because we had 2 officers that got shot!” Segovia wrote on May 2, 2022, according to the government. “I should be home tomorrow night so ill get them shipped as soon as i can.”
    On March 14, Vargas wrote in his affidavit, Segovia blamed the drug shipments on her housekeeper, saying, “It all leads to her.” Segovia allegedly told agents she didn’t want to throw the woman “to the wolves,” but wanted to be “honest.”

    the cops can pull pranks too, just not the funny or good kind

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Hes either not really a cop or thats fake fent because there's no way he's still alive otherwise

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    asofyeunasofyeun Registered User regular
    Shadowfire wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »

    "why isn't this a musical" yes right that was my first one too

    Did he poop his pants before or after getting caught in the fence?

    This is why you don't wear white undies. No matter how well you wipe, a couple rough farts ruins your day.

    those are sharts

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    minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    edited March 2023
    Preacher wrote: »
    So stephen king got him to lower the price of twitter to 8 dollars, what will caturd2 get?

    He was one of the dummies who paid via the iOS App Store, where Elon tacks on a $3 Apple tax.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular

    On the heels of this news Tesla's stock went up

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular

    BREAKING: A train carrying ethanol has derailed and caught fire in Minnesota, forcing evacuations of all residents within half a mile. It was run by the Warren Buffet-owned rail giant BNSF. At least 22 cars came off the tracks.

    Another derailment

    Love a crumbling system of rail infrastructure, companies that are too profit obsessed to car about inspecting properly and crewing humanely and sufficiently, and where the costs of fucking up never once come close to outweighing the profits made from running things this way.

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »

    The head of the San Jose police union was arrested and charged with importing and distributing opiods including fentanyl for over seven years and allegedly trying to frame her housekeeper, the DOJ said
    “Sorry, i had 50 new officers starting today so if I’ve been tied up all morning,” Segovia allegedly wrote to an associate on June 14, 2021. “I’ll be back on the office within an hour and I’ll take care of all of it! Any news on the soma??”

    Soma is a trade name for carisoprodol, a prescription muscle relaxant that is often sold illicitly and abused.

    “Im so sorry, im on a business trip because we had 2 officers that got shot!” Segovia wrote on May 2, 2022, according to the government. “I should be home tomorrow night so ill get them shipped as soon as i can.”
    On March 14, Vargas wrote in his affidavit, Segovia blamed the drug shipments on her housekeeper, saying, “It all leads to her.” Segovia allegedly told agents she didn’t want to throw the woman “to the wolves,” but wanted to be “honest.”

    the cops can pull pranks too, just not the funny or good kind

    And i'm sure it is a coincidence that the SBA PAC made it's 2nd largest donation in 2020 of $20k to a not for profit at the same address...

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Hes either not really a cop or thats fake fent because there's no way he's still alive otherwise

    She, but yeah, she's not a cop, she just works for the cop union

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    "Train full of ethanol and corn syrup owned by Warren Buffet derails in Midwest" jeez a little on the nose don't you think?

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    A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    "Train full of ethanol and corn syrup owned by Warren Buffet derails in Midwest" jeez a little on the nose don't you think?

    Ethanol and corn syrup? Oh no, my Fireball!

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    cursedkingcursedking Registered User regular
    Jragghen wrote: »


    Twitter's about to have a funny 24 hours.

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    silence1186silence1186 Character shields down! As a wingmanRegistered User regular
    Will Elon lose his place as main character of Twitter briefly?

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    cursedking wrote: »
    Jragghen wrote: »


    Twitter's about to have a funny 24 hours.

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    Well an indictment here is a bit more legal trouble than he's been in in the past. But you aren't wrong.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Will Elon lose his place as main character of Twitter briefly?

    I feel like the vulva phrenologist has been occupying that space for the last few days anyways

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Every conservative on social media once they get over their shock:

    https://youtu.be/VYy77IGsBFc

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Will Elon lose his place as main character of Twitter briefly?

    I feel like the vulva phrenologist has been occupying that space for the last few days anyways

    The what?

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Will Elon lose his place as main character of Twitter briefly?

    I feel like the vulva phrenologist has been occupying that space for the last few days anyways

    The what?

    A woman had a transphobic meltdown about a body positive art installation and proceeded to post through it for days, including at one point admitting that her father had purchased her human cadavers to examine the genitals of

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Will Elon lose his place as main character of Twitter briefly?

    I feel like the vulva phrenologist has been occupying that space for the last few days anyways

    The what?

    A woman had a transphobic meltdown about a body positive art installation and proceeded to post through it for days, including at one point admitting that her father had purchased her human cadavers to examine the genitals of

    Man this is a real dead dove don't eat scenario.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    RanlinRanlin Oh gosh Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Will Elon lose his place as main character of Twitter briefly?

    I feel like the vulva phrenologist has been occupying that space for the last few days anyways

    The what?

    A woman had a transphobic meltdown about a body positive art installation and proceeded to post through it for days, including at one point admitting that her father had purchased her human cadavers to examine the genitals of

    what the fuck, I didn't hear that bit

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    minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    Ranlin wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Will Elon lose his place as main character of Twitter briefly?

    I feel like the vulva phrenologist has been occupying that space for the last few days anyways

    The what?

    A woman had a transphobic meltdown about a body positive art installation and proceeded to post through it for days, including at one point admitting that her father had purchased her human cadavers to examine the genitals of

    what the fuck, I didn't hear that bit

    This is why you always stick it out until the season finale.

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
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    JragghenJragghen Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Will Elon lose his place as main character of Twitter briefly?

    I feel like the vulva phrenologist has been occupying that space for the last few days anyways

    The what?

    A woman had a transphobic meltdown about a body positive art installation and proceeded to post through it for days, including at one point admitting that her father had purchased her human cadavers to examine the genitals of

    Man this is a real dead dove don't eat scenario.

    She also accused a porn star of not being able to recognize her own genetalia.

    But the real worst thing is that said person was forced by the aforementioned father to get cosmetic surgery on *glances down* when she was younger, which led her to do actual good activisim on body positivity for women on the various forms that it can come in, it's just that that seemed to lead into the anti-trans stuff so.....:/

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