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🖥️🎮- Jedi Survivor & AmazeVR Megan Thee Stallion VR Concert out today!

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  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    you know how NotMad you have to be to know what a podcast's regular signoff is

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    you know how NotMad you have to be to know what a podcast's regular signoff is

    Didn't everything Luckey is still mad about happen well before it became their standard signoff too?

  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    aggressively so, like by a lot

  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    Palmer Luckey potentially outing himself as a Waypoint hate-listener would be the funniest thing in the history of the universe.

    Like, that's just pure joy.

  • TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    I had genuinely forgotten that Palmer Luckey exists

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2023
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uI6eAVvvmg0&pp=ygUPZGlnaXRhbCBmb3VuZHJ5
    Plagued with shader compilation stutter, traversal stutter, nonsensical CPU limitations, an impenetrable settings menu with little utility, a terrible FSR2 implementation, no DLSS or XeSS... virtually everything that could go wrong with a PC port is present and correct in this awful release. The tragedy is that the game looks great, but the quality of the code here is unacceptable.

    Brolo on
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular

    When making a game for a console, you're making it for one set of drivers/hardware. When making a game for PC you're making it for like 900+ possible combinations.

    I promise you it's not laziness. It's just really really really difficult.

    Something can really look and feel ready until you release it to millions of people. Developers are trying really hard, but it's not easy when dealing with unstandardized platforms. Especially with how complex and graphically intensive modern videogames are.

    Welp. That's a lot of angry replies...

    There's a bunch of exhausted men & women using weekends and evenings to get a Patch out for you. I only wanted to state this stuff is difficult and problems are often unforeseen. Devs are trying hard and will try harder in future ❤️

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  • ZxerolZxerol for the smaller pieces, my shovel wouldn't do so i took off my boot and used my shoeRegistered User regular
    Console performance for Jedi Survivor ain't all that peachy either from what I'm hearing, so 🤷.

  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    I hope they get it ironed out because the game I’ve played so far is pretty much exactly the type of game I want for Star Wars.

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  • DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    edited April 2023
    This is why game engines like Unreal are popular because it's the game engine's developer's job to make sure it's compatible with everything.

    *Touches hand to ear*

    Oh... Well then, nevertheless.

    DisruptedCapitalist on
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  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    Sekiro, ng+
    Genichiro status: clowned upon

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I want a star wars game where you don't play as a Jedi because Jedi are boring

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  • reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    I want a star wars game where you don't play as a Jedi because Jedi are boring

    Yeah, Sith: Survivor.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2023
    I want a star wars game where you don't play as a Jedi because Jedi are boring

    do you have the spunk
    do you have the balls

    to becum

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    the Jizz Master?



    Brolo on
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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I want to play as an astromech droid doing puzzles to fix a y wing

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  • MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    I want a star wars game where you don't play as a Jedi because Jedi are boring

    do you have the spunk
    do you have the balls

    to becum

    qqaay0eemsk3.jpg

    the Jizz Master?



    They should definitely make a Rock Band knock off with Star Wars instruments where you play Jizz music. Got to make my own band to rival Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes.

  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Neat thing. You collect data disks in Jedi Survivor. The graphic for them looks exactly like the data disk at the beginning of Dark Forces 2: Jedi Knight. I don't think data disks have looked like that before or since?

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Magell wrote: »
    Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes.

    What'd you fuckin call me???

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    I want to play as an astromech droid doing puzzles to fix a y wing

    Not really the same thing at all, but Lone Echo (VR game) has some nice "look around and fix some shit" moments. You also play as a robot!

    I should finish it sometime...

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  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    I want a non Jedi non Mandalorian game, but I'm pretty sure that's...never going to happen.

    Actually give me Empire at War 2

    I am in the business of saving lives.
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    David Cage has a Star Wars game coming up, maybe that'll be just what some folks are looking for

  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    David Cage has a Star Wars game coming up, maybe that'll be just what some folks are looking for

    This is what Star Wars deserves

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    David Cage has a Star Wars game coming up, maybe that'll be just what some folks are looking for

    Yeah, and those folks should announce themselves, so we know where to begin the ritual culling

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  • Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    I want a star wars game where you don't play as a Jedi because Jedi are boring

    Respawn making a Bad Batch game would be a thing I'd like.

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  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Who is David Cage? Is that the guy from Quantum Whatever from the game about Androids and Detroit?

    I kinda thought that game basically didn't exist and was a pitch to try and attract talent to work on a Star Wars and then nobody was ever attracted because that studio sucks shit?

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Who is David Cage? Is that the guy from Quantum Whatever from the game about Androids and Detroit?

    I kinda thought that game basically didn't exist and was a pitch to try and attract talent to work on a Star Wars and then nobody was ever attracted because that studio sucks shit?

    Yup. He's the detroit and heavy rain guy.

    Watching an LP of detroit I predicted one of the plot twists by extrapolating what would be the stupidest twist possible.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    edited April 2023
    David Cage is just out here living his dream of having players fuck corpses and robots and you all are being serious buzzkills.

    minor incident on
    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    David Cage is just out here living his dream of having players fuck corpses and robots and you all are being serious buzzkills.

    I thought his dream was assaulting a woman with short black hair.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    edited April 2023
    David Cage is just out here living his dream of having players fuck corpses and robots and you all are being serious buzzkills.

    I thought his dream was assaulting a woman with short black hair.

    People can be about more than one thing.

    minor incident on
    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    David Cage is just out here living his dream of having players fuck corpses and robots and you all are being serious buzzkills.

    I thought his dream was assaulting a woman with short black hair.

    People can be about more than one thing.

    Well he's also into cheap racism.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    There’s some real meat in a Star Wars branded mixture of Hardspace Shipbreaker and Car Mechanic Simulator. Traverse beat up old space ships and expose panels to fix and replace technobabble bullshit that looks an awful lot like WWII war machine parts with occasional sci fi elements taped on. Your guide is a Gonk droid that tells you what panel in this ship you gotta open to access the Plasma Thingy to replace its Restriction Field Disks

    Final level is actively doing this while the ship is in combat and being torn apart around you

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  • JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    One of the short free VR experiences they did was a Star Wars droid repair thing, definitely seemed like it coulda been made into a full game.

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »

    When making a game for a console, you're making it for one set of drivers/hardware. When making a game for PC you're making it for like 900+ possible combinations.

    I promise you it's not laziness. It's just really really really difficult.

    Something can really look and feel ready until you release it to millions of people. Developers are trying really hard, but it's not easy when dealing with unstandardized platforms. Especially with how complex and graphically intensive modern videogames are.

    Welp. That's a lot of angry replies...

    There's a bunch of exhausted men & women using weekends and evenings to get a Patch out for you. I only wanted to state this stuff is difficult and problems are often unforeseen. Devs are trying hard and will try harder in future ❤️

    I got to the "well vampire survivor works on everything and 1 person did it" reply and my eyeballs rolled out of my head across the floor and up onto a plate of spaghetti.

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  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Who is David Cage? Is that the guy from Quantum Whatever from the game about Androids and Detroit?

    I kinda thought that game basically didn't exist and was a pitch to try and attract talent to work on a Star Wars and then nobody was ever attracted because that studio sucks shit?

    Yup. He's the detroit and heavy rain guy.

    Watching an LP of detroit I predicted one of the plot twists by extrapolating what would be the stupidest twist possible.

    Is it
    that the kid is an android?

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Who is David Cage? Is that the guy from Quantum Whatever from the game about Androids and Detroit?

    I kinda thought that game basically didn't exist and was a pitch to try and attract talent to work on a Star Wars and then nobody was ever attracted because that studio sucks shit?

    Yup. He's the detroit and heavy rain guy.

    Watching an LP of detroit I predicted one of the plot twists by extrapolating what would be the stupidest twist possible.

    Is it
    that the kid is an android?

    Bingo bongo.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    edited April 2023
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Who is David Cage? Is that the guy from Quantum Whatever from the game about Androids and Detroit?

    I kinda thought that game basically didn't exist and was a pitch to try and attract talent to work on a Star Wars and then nobody was ever attracted because that studio sucks shit?

    Yup. He's the detroit and heavy rain guy.

    Watching an LP of detroit I predicted one of the plot twists by extrapolating what would be the stupidest twist possible.

    Is it
    that the kid is an android?

    Bingo bongo.

    When that reveal came, my wife immediately said “were we supposed to assume she was
    human??”

    minor incident on
    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
  • CelloCello Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    David Cage has a Star Wars game coming up, maybe that'll be just what some folks are looking for

    Yeah, and those folks should announce themselves, so we know where to begin the ritual culling

    It's me, I'll go line up against the wall

    ... look, Detroit: Become Human was perhaps the single funniest game I have ever played, I absolutely want to see his take on Space Racism (and then once again conspire with the EB Games guy to buy an Edge card and return the game for full price a week later)

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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    "You see, I wanted to make a game set in Star Wars, but exploring the complicating allure of the Dark Side, which no Star Wars had done before and so I was quite interested..."

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  • David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    I'm not saying I'm looking forward to a David Cage Star Wars game... but I do sorta understand those people who stood in line in 1903 to see an elephant being electrocuted.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Cello wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    David Cage has a Star Wars game coming up, maybe that'll be just what some folks are looking for

    Yeah, and those folks should announce themselves, so we know where to begin the ritual culling

    It's me, I'll go line up against the wall

    ... look, Detroit: Become Human was perhaps the single funniest game I have ever played, I absolutely want to see his take on Space Racism (and then once again conspire with the EB Games guy to buy an Edge card and return the game for full price a week later)

    See that's fine as long as you are denying him a sale.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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