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high effort april 1st joke thread

BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
April fools!

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  • reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    April fool jokes are great fun and not obnoxious and annoying at all.

  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    oh, you got me, you old jokester

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Post of the year.

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    I hate this day slightly less than the days Daylight Savings starts/ends

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited April 2023
    What's a good name for the turmoil in the late Byzantine Empire when the emperors attempted to reconcile the orthodox church with the Pope at the council of Florence? The Union Revolt?

    The April Fools of this is that the military aid the Emperor hoped for as a result of bending the knee resulted in the disastrous battle of Varna

    RMS Oceanic on
  • FoolproofFoolproof thats what my hearts become in that place you dare not look staring back at youRegistered User regular
    I went into the kitchen and took some string and tied it around the sink sprayer and aimed the sprayer at a point in front of the sink.

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
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    It doesn’t count as an April Fools thread without that in the OP

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2023

    LEGO recently contacted us with an opportunity to examine a prototype model, so we could give feedback in advance of release.

    010423 The Majestic Horse looks impressive on the packaging and we can publish our feedback publicly, which is decidedly mixed.
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    Brolo on
  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2023
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    Henry Kissinger's dead

    Dead serious about bombing Itchy & Scratchy Land

    Sweeney Tom on
  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    LPL got me to laugh quite a bit at this one.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSUhZc7sqxI

    He/Him | "We who believe in freedom cannot rest." - Dr. Johnetta Cole, 7/22/2024
  • SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    LPL always knocks it out of the park.

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  • ChallChall Registered User regular
    Remember before GameStop killed Think Geek and they always had fun fake products on April 1st which sometimes were so cool they made them real?

    Anyway, fuck GameStop

  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    Chall wrote: »
    Remember before GameStop killed Think Geek and they always had fun fake products on April 1st which sometimes were so cool they made them real?

    Anyway, fuck GameStop

    Stories about that time have floated around this forum, yes...

    He/Him | "We who believe in freedom cannot rest." - Dr. Johnetta Cole, 7/22/2024
  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2023
    April Fool’s can be fun so long as you remember the tier list.

    F: Lying about serious shit. Pulling pranks that could hurt people. Fuck you.
    D : Lying about less serious shit or pulling dumb but harmless pranks.
    C: Lying about things that aren’t important but could be cool.
    B: Lying about things that are goofy or terrible and you wouldn’t expect to be true.
    A: Lying about cool shit but it’s actually true.
    S: Lying about things that are goofy and you wouldn’t expect to be true…and then announce that it is.

    Sterica on
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  • ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    Sterica wrote: »
    April Fool’s can be fun so long as you remember the tier list.

    F: Lying about serious shit. Pulling pranks that could hurt people. Fuck you.
    D : Lying about less serious shit or pulling dumb but harmless pranks.
    C: Lying about things that aren’t important but could be cool.
    B: Lying about things that are goofy or terrible and you wouldn’t expect to be true.
    A: Lying about cool shit but it’s actually true.
    S: Lying about things that are goofy and you wouldn’t expect to be true…and then announce that it is.

    Would this classify as a B?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWgKkN4c1QI

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    So far I've enjoyed the jokes within my daily word games of the New York Times Crossword and the Squardle

    Which are also the only jokes I've encountered so far, so I'm currently at a 100% hit rate

  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2023
    People and companies have been moving away from “let’s make fools of people” and more “let’s act foolish” over the past twenty or so years

    Sterica on
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  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    You know... I think there might be a market for this...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2S1hVtf8NQ

    He/Him | "We who believe in freedom cannot rest." - Dr. Johnetta Cole, 7/22/2024
  • AvalonGuardAvalonGuard Registered User regular
    Yeah, I had trouble finding the joke there for a bit, I keep thinking like.... yeah, man, I need a proper table for Alpha Strike, and while this isn't like, amazing, it has some fun features and stuff.

    So I went to the website and... oh, they make organizational inserts for board games. Yeah, that's actually hilarious.

  • ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    You done fucked up a aron, that's why this is only a b

    https://youtu.be/LAemzjFt5ps

  • TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    edited April 2023
    A good one from Jeff VanderMeer:


    Happy these Southern Reach Trilogy editions for kids are almost a reality. We consulted with child psychologists for a preferred text "Where lies the fruit that sprang from the hand of the winners we shall all harvest the seeds to share with our friends." #Annihilation #AreaX

    Tynnan on
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I never remember it’s April’s Fools Day until I log into the forum and get the badge.

  • reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    Most of my April's Fools badges are just a broken image. Didn't know the forums use NFTs.

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  • PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    edited April 2023
    Chall wrote: »
    Remember before GameStop killed Think Geek and they always had fun fake products on April 1st which sometimes were so cool they made them real?

    Anyway, fuck GameStop

    Even before GS killed it, there was a changeover where the April 1st product mentality switched from “Oh, you really like that? Ok, we’ll make some!” and changed to “We’re gonna make these we just want to gauge buzz so see how many we should produce”

    … and then into “this is just when we launch new products now, they’re not that much sillier than anything else silly we sell”

    Perrsun on
  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    edited April 2023
    reVerse wrote: »
    Most of my April's Fools badges are just a broken image. Didn't know the forums use NFTs.
    I always assumed the broken image was part of the April fools joke.

    Librarian's ghost on
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  • ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    Posted elsewhere, so some of y’all have seen it already, but here’s Coffee Stain Studio’s announcement for Satisfactory:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GjKn5KyAd0

  • HefflingHeffling No Pic EverRegistered User regular
    Sterica wrote: »
    April Fool’s can be fun so long as you remember the tier list.

    F: Lying about serious shit. Pulling pranks that could hurt people. Fuck you.
    D : Lying about less serious shit or pulling dumb but harmless pranks.
    C: Lying about things that aren’t important but could be cool.
    B: Lying about things that are goofy or terrible and you wouldn’t expect to be true.
    A: Lying about cool shit but it’s actually true.
    S: Lying about things that are goofy and you wouldn’t expect to be true…and then announce that it is.

    This is an S-tier list.

  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    Huh. I'm actually surprised Fantasy Flight did something this year.

    A print and play investigator for Arkham Horror: LCG!

    https://www.fantasyflightgames.com/en/news/2023/4/1/the-blob-that-investigated-everything/


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    That said, given the nature of the game.. completing scenarios as this perfectly normal human is going to be kind of challenging.

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    He/Him | "We who believe in freedom cannot rest." - Dr. Johnetta Cole, 7/22/2024
  • MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    I remember when Game Informer would do the aprol fools in their april magazine, but I'd get it in March and wouldn't be thinking of April Fools. Garbage holiday.

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    the most annoying april fools pranks I've suffered through were adult swim's

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  • SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    I'm an April fools truther. It's silly and fun and harmless and worth and its fun to annoy the people who get performatively upset about it. you'll live

  • ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    edited April 2023
    Elvenshae wrote: »
    Posted elsewhere, so some of y’all have seen it already, but here’s Coffee Stain Studio’s announcement for Satisfactory:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GjKn5KyAd0
    You know, I'm something of a certified dipshit myself.

    Shadowfire on
  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    https://youtu.be/a1T7NzCtWHo

    My favorite April Fool's joke of the year is one of the best motorcycle reviewers on the internet switching genres to do an entirely earnest cheese review

  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I like the league joke:

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    The communities both really ran with it, it's great.

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