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  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Tumin wrote: »
    Hi Im here for the job touching ding dongs

    Hey, Tumsboo and I specc’d into that and look what happened

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    can't believe i got fired from the hostess factory for touching all the ding dongs

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Elendil wrote: »
    can't believe i got fired from the hostess factory for touching all the ding dongs

    same for sitting on the sno balls

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    can't believe i got fired from the hostess factory for touching all the ding dongs

    same for sitting on the sno balls

    It's really sno problem.

  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    I feel horrible at work today. Just everything hurts and it makes it hard to focus.

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  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    the only thing worse than applying to jobs is dating

    or maybe the only thing worse than dating is applying to jobs

    At least when ur dating sometimes people touch ur ding dong

    When ur applying for jobs there’s no ding dong touching

    there is when i do it

    CANCELLED.

    ah heck

    bleedin' skellies?

  • credeikicredeiki Registered User regular

    I think the core audience for this video are the same people who are going to be at the Molchat Doma concert this weekend

    I was told that the Boston iteration of this concert the audience was 'intimidating teenage goths' and that I will be relatively very old lol

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    wife and I are helping a friend through some shit tonight, I hope, and man it got me all steamed up.

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Tom from succession is scumbag Tom Hanks

    Disgusting Bros. Inc.

  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    Today has been a day for sudden onset melancholia

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Good evening folks

    It’s very windy and wet out

  • SealSeal Registered User regular
    Watching Reacher, these assailants sure did not take into account how very large the titular character is

  • MimMim dead.Registered User regular
    I’ll give deets on my computer on Friday. I’m still doing my hurr and about to rinse this deep conditioner, detangle, blow dry, spray with thermal protectant and then flat iron.

    I don’t think I’m sleeping tonight 😮‍💨

    BlueSky: thequeenofchaos Steam: mimspanks (add me then tell me who you are! Ask for my IG)
  • MimMim dead.Registered User regular
    Thank god for skinny pop kettle corn in sweet and salty.

    My fucking lord and savior right now

    BlueSky: thequeenofchaos Steam: mimspanks (add me then tell me who you are! Ask for my IG)
  • MimMim dead.Registered User regular
    Good evening folks

    It’s very windy and wet out

    Wow, if you said “very windy and wet inside”, you’d describe my vulva.

    BlueSky: thequeenofchaos Steam: mimspanks (add me then tell me who you are! Ask for my IG)
  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
    Seal wrote: »
    Watching Reacher, these assailants sure did not take into account how very large the titular character is

    You might say that their reach

    exceeded their grasp

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    Omg a Reddit comment I made about DCC got 10 upvotes

    Is this what true power feels like?

  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Seal wrote: »
    Watching Reacher, these assailants sure did not take into account how very large the titular character is

    One of the best slaps in a series ever is in Reacher.

  • credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    earlier today I was sort of like, sniff sniff, one of my nose hairs is bothering me

    so I go to tweeze some nose hairs, get extracting, and

    this motherfucker is like--not a whole inch long but I swear 3/4 of an inch long and sort of curved so it fits in my nose

    fuckin how??

    "I should tell chat about this; it seems like the sort of information they should know" --me to lfx

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
  • thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    credeiki wrote: »
    earlier today I was sort of like, sniff sniff, one of my nose hairs is bothering me

    so I go to tweeze some nose hairs, get extracting, and

    this motherfucker is like--not a whole inch long but I swear 3/4 of an inch long and sort of curved so it fits in my nose

    fuckin how??

    "I should tell chat about this; it seems like the sort of information they should know" --me to lfx

    welcome to getting older :bro:

  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    RHCP and The Strokes are playing here tomorrow night but we just had a blizzard so there's a bunch of seats for sale on stubhub for absurdly low prices

    Like $9 for stadium seating and $18 for floor seating

  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    credeiki wrote: »
    earlier today I was sort of like, sniff sniff, one of my nose hairs is bothering me

    so I go to tweeze some nose hairs, get extracting, and

    this motherfucker is like--not a whole inch long but I swear 3/4 of an inch long and sort of curved so it fits in my nose

    fuckin how??

    "I should tell chat about this; it seems like the sort of information they should know" --me to lfx

    I just use the nose hair swizzler. It'll make you a little sneezy for an hour or so but its so much less bad than tweezers.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Cred you can use IPL on your nosehairs

  • thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    All the D4 hype finally got to me, and I decided to see about logging into my battle.net account.

    The physical authenticator I've had for 10+ years is out of battery.

    And there ends my interest in D4.

  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    Think I felt crap all day because I forgot to take a nerve pain medication last night. Whoops.

    First paycheck though! Nice.

  • LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    Omg a Reddit comment I made about DCC got 10 upvotes

    Is this what true power feels like?

    remember us little people when you make it to 15 upvotes and become a huge megastar

    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
  • KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    What was the old cartoon show that was half Mario and half Zelda? I thought it was the The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Krathoon wrote: »
    What was the old cartoon show that was half Mario and half Zelda? I thought it was the The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!

    Yup thats correct

  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Krathoon wrote: »
    What was the old cartoon show that was half Mario and half Zelda? I thought it was the The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!

    It was. Although, to my memory, there was very little Zelda, but I'm pretty sure it's the progenitor of the "Excuuuuuuuuuuse me Princess" meme.

  • MimMim dead.Registered User regular
    edited April 2023
    Omg a Reddit comment I made about DCC got 10 upvotes

    Is this what true power feels like?

    I’m at 209 on one of my comments on my newest account.

    If this was a Meow Meow Beans app, I’d be a 5

    Mim on
    BlueSky: thequeenofchaos Steam: mimspanks (add me then tell me who you are! Ask for my IG)
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2023
    Nova_C wrote: »
    Krathoon wrote: »
    What was the old cartoon show that was half Mario and half Zelda? I thought it was the The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!

    It was. Although, to my memory, there was very little Zelda, but I'm pretty sure it's the progenitor of the "Excuuuuuuuuuuse me Princess" meme.

    I looked it up there were 52 Mario episodes but only 13 Zelda episodes

    But also there were 13 episode seasons each of Mario 3 and Mario World cartoons

    bloodyroarxx on
  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Zelda was only on Fridays

    Gosh, aren’t y’all supposed to be old like me and Chanus

  • thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Zelda was only on Fridays

    Gosh, aren’t y’all supposed to be old like me and Chanus

    on a long enough timeline, we're all old [chat].

  • BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    edited April 2023
    Atomika wrote: »
    Zelda was only on Fridays

    Gosh, aren’t y’all supposed to be old like me and Chanus

    Having friends and familial connections in the wrestling industry through the 80s to the 00s, I saw Mario coked out of his mind on more than 1 occasion.

    BlackDragon480 on
    No matter where you go...there you are.
    ~ Buckaroo Banzai
  • credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Cred you can use IPL on your nosehairs

    I definitely do not know what these abbreviation means and when I google it I just get Indian Premier League (cricket)

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Zelda was only on Fridays

    Gosh, aren’t y’all supposed to be old like me and Chanus

    Captain N: The Game Master was better anyways

    No dumb boring live action parts.

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    credeiki wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Cred you can use IPL on your nosehairs

    I definitely do not know what these abbreviation means and when I google it I just get Indian Premier League (cricket)

    Intense Pulsed Light hair removal treatment

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Zelda was only on Fridays

    Gosh, aren’t y’all supposed to be old like me and Chanus

    Having friends and familial connections in the wrestling industry through the 80s to the 00s, I saw Mario coked out of his mind on more than 1 occasion.

    Aw good ol Captain Lou!

    I thought he legit was Cyndi Lauper’s dad for the longest time

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