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How, uh... how you guys drink drinks?

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2023
    Tongue resting on the bottom of my mouth, as one of the living dead, liquid poured directly into the throat
    Also, did you know that dog tongues curl down/back instead of up/forward when they lap up liquid?

    https://youtu.be/63Ch2pNkZwU

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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    When I learned that it explained a lot about how my dogs make the mess they do when drinking.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Tongue resting on the bottom of my mouth, as one of the living dead, liquid poured directly into the throat
    I did know that
    Cats catch droplets on their tongue spikes I think

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited April 2023
    Some wacky bullshit, like through a crazy straw or lapped like a domesticated animal
    i stick my head under the faucet and wag my tongue frantically in hopes something goes in

    i'm so thirsty you guys

    Magic Pink on
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I put my mouth completely over the opening of the glass and pick it up without my hands.

    Tilt my head back and go to town

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Some wacky bullshit, like through a crazy straw or lapped like a domesticated animal
    I put my mouth completely over the opening of the glass and pick it up without my hands.

    Tilt my head back and go to town

    as my father did

    and his father before him

    but just with beer

    Raijin Quickfoot
  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    I did know that
    Cats catch droplets on their tongue spikes I think

    It's actually even wilder than that - their tongue grabs a bunch of water, and when the pull their tongue into their mouth it falls off the tongue but receives enough force to get yanked up in a stream, and then the cats catch that water by closing their mouth.

    (this is how housecats drink, I've no idea if this is true for other species)

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Tongue resting on the bottom of my mouth, as one of the living dead, liquid poured directly into the throat
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8nALD25M2yU

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    What the fuck how can you drink like that

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  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    The Geek wrote: »
    Also, did you know that dog tongues curl down/back instead of up/forward when they lap up liquid?

    https://youtu.be/63Ch2pNkZwU

    We recently got a dog and my brother told me this fact and I didn't really believe him. Now I've seen it in action I believe it even less. Wtf dogs.

  • TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    Horses do a big sip

    Lucedes
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Normal, as described in the OP
    Kadith wrote: »
    What the fuck how can you drink like that

    i don’t know!

  • IronKnuckle's GhostIronKnuckle's Ghost Registered User regular
    You ever just wanna stick your head under the soda fountain? Just really get in there.

  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Tongue resting on the bottom of my mouth, as one of the living dead, liquid poured directly into the throat
    I think some people just genetically have really good esophageal control.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I have grown beyond the need for liquid sustenance (LarLar)
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    When I learned that it explained a lot about how my dogs make the mess they do when drinking.

    Uschi used to plunge his whole head in the bowl up to his eyeballs, I think he was hoping it would just flood in with zero effort. I don't know how he didn't choke.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    What the fuck how can you drink like that

    i don’t know!

    Little to no gag reflex helps.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
    #pipeSorce
  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    When I learned that it explained a lot about how my dogs make the mess they do when drinking.

    Uschi used to plunge his whole head in the bowl up to his eyeballs, I think he was hoping it would just flood in with zero effort. I don't know how he didn't choke.

    ilu Uschi

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Tongue resting on the bottom of my mouth, as one of the living dead, liquid poured directly into the throat
    Kadith wrote: »
    What the fuck how can you drink like that

    Open esophagus close lungs, no swallowing, just pour into stomach, I think. I think that guy does competition drinking.

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    #pipe
  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Tongue resting on the bottom of my mouth, as one of the living dead, liquid poured directly into the throat
    The one weird trick I always used to do to stop hiccups is lean over and drink upside down from the opposite end of a cup.

    Always worked for me.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    When I was a kid I would read nonstop, like not in a joke way but in a "would not put the book down, not even to eat or drink" way. And so I drink anything bottled out of the corner of my mouth

    Which led to me being at some industry mixer years and years ago, and some young gal trying to do pop psychology, Sherlockian behavioral-analysis on me, and she had this whole theory about how I don't REALLY like beer but as a guy I felt social pressure to drink it, and drinking out of the corner of my mouth was a sign that I was trying to distance myself from this act I was participating in

    It was very funny and very, very wrong

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  • GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
    Normal, as described in the OP
    dogs be like,
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63Ch2pNkZwU
    fucking amateurs

  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Tongue resting on the bottom of my mouth, as one of the living dead, liquid poured directly into the throat
    Check the top of the page

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  • GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
    Normal, as described in the OP
    i did! After I posted!

    HAVE A CAT TONGUE
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EXd-W_GCoI

    asofyeun
  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    That seems very inefficient

  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Tongue up against the glass, like a filthy harlot, liquid flowing straight down my gullet
    I am pretty sure I can empty a 16 oz bottle of water in like a couple seconds still

    Depressperado
  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Some wacky bullshit, like through a crazy straw or lapped like a domesticated animal
    That seems very inefficient

    he said knowing he has little freak dino arms and can't drink without help

  • MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    Tongue resting on the bottom of my mouth, as one of the living dead, liquid poured directly into the throat
    My fear that I would forget how to drink right after reading this thread has not come to pass.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Magell wrote: »
    My fear that I would forget how to drink right after reading this thread has not come to pass.

    Are you sure?

  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    Tongue resting on the bottom of my mouth, as one of the living dead, liquid poured directly into the throat
    I am pretty sure I can empty a 16 oz bottle of water in like a couple seconds still

    fuck, there is nothing like coming inside after you did yardwork because the yard needed work and you get a crispy water bottle out of the fridge and crinkle it all the way down

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I agree on the pounding a bottle of water comment but

    I prefer my water room temp or just a little bit colder. I don’t like drinking ice water

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    Tongue resting on the bottom of my mouth, as one of the living dead, liquid poured directly into the throat
    once, twas midsummer, and I had to walk several miles to get my car from a place

    by the time I got to my car, I was so thirsty I drank this bottle of "sitting in car all day" hot water and oh my it was like the sweetest wine

  • MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    Tongue resting on the bottom of my mouth, as one of the living dead, liquid poured directly into the throat
    I agree on the pounding a bottle of water comment but

    I prefer my water room temp or just a little bit colder. I don’t like drinking ice water

    If I'm going to down a whole bottle of water I want it closer to room temp, but otherwise I like my water ice cold.

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    I am pretty sure I can empty a 16 oz bottle of water in like a couple seconds still

    fuck, there is nothing like coming inside after you did yardwork because the yard needed work and you get a crispy water bottle out of the fridge and crinkle it all the way down

    l0egxce.gif

    Y'all are doing bottled water at home? Wild.

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    Tongue resting on the bottom of my mouth, as one of the living dead, liquid poured directly into the throat
    not lately, but yeah, I would buy a thing of bottled water for drinking while out, but put it in the fridge so it would be nice and cold when I was going out

    but then I'd open the fridge and see a bottle of water and be like "oh it's literally right in front of me, the drink I need."

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    As long as you’re drinking water I don’t care what temp it is.


    Though I would highly recommend NOT drinking boiling water.

  • GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
    Normal, as described in the OP
    not everywhere has safe drinking tap water

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Tongue resting on the bottom of my mouth, as one of the living dead, liquid poured directly into the throat
    That seems very inefficient

    it is! having hands and thumbs is convenient!

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    Tongue resting on the bottom of my mouth, as one of the living dead, liquid poured directly into the throat
    You try to make it sound like we're the deviants but having tried the "tongue on roof of mouth" method it feels far more deliberately "sexy" than just... drinking.

  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    I agree on the pounding a bottle of water comment but

    I prefer my water room temp or just a little bit colder. I don’t like drinking ice water

    I got used to drinking warm water when I lived in SA, and I still prefer it around room/body temperature. Cold water doesn't quench my thirst as well.

    Raijin Quickfoot
  • RT800RT800 Registered User regular
    edited April 2023
    Tongue resting on the bottom of my mouth, as one of the living dead, liquid poured directly into the throat
    Sometimes I hold the container high above my face and pour the drink into my mouth from a foot or so away.

    This does not always go well.

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