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How, uh... how you guys drink drinks?

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  • cursedkingcursedking Registered User regular
    Tongue up against the glass, like a filthy harlot, liquid flowing straight down my gullet
    I am pretty sure I can empty a 16 oz bottle of water in like a couple seconds still

    fuck, there is nothing like coming inside after you did yardwork because the yard needed work and you get a crispy water bottle out of the fridge and crinkle it all the way down

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    Y'all are doing bottled water at home? Wild.

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Tongue up against the glass, like a filthy harlot, liquid flowing straight down my gullet
    RT800 wrote: »
    Sometimes I hold the container high above my face and pour the drink into my mouth from a foot or so away.

    This does not always go well.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Gundi wrote: »
    not everywhere has safe drinking tap water

    Oh my tap water's garbage, I've got one of those big filter things

    It's all the plastic for me, but I know everyone's got their own lines on stuff

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Why do I always open these polls and then think about a thing that I never wanted to think about and then that's my whole day gone.

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Tongue up against the glass, like a filthy harlot, liquid flowing straight down my gullet
    Gundi wrote: »
    not everywhere has safe drinking tap water

    Oh my tap water's garbage, I've got one of those big filter things

    It's all the plastic for me, but I know everyone's got their own lines on stuff

    How big is your filter pooro

    I have a little filter on my faucet but its like 23 dollars to replace every 4 months which kinda sucks

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Tongue resting on the bottom of my mouth, as one of the living dead, liquid poured directly into the throat
    RT800 wrote: »
    Sometimes I hold the container high above my face and pour the drink into my mouth from a foot or so away.

    This does not always go well.

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    Tongue resting on the bottom of my mouth, as one of the living dead, liquid poured directly into the throat
    Man I got no fucking idea, now that I think about it

    I think it depends on the drinking vessel

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I have grown beyond the need for liquid sustenance (LarLar)
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    When I learned that it explained a lot about how my dogs make the mess they do when drinking.

    Uschi used to plunge his whole head in the bowl up to his eyeballs, I think he was hoping it would just flood in with zero effort. I don't know how he didn't choke.

    ilu Uschi

    The most consistently damp puppy I've ever met.
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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Gundi wrote: »
    not everywhere has safe drinking tap water

    Oh my tap water's garbage, I've got one of those big filter things

    It's all the plastic for me, but I know everyone's got their own lines on stuff

    How big is your filter pooro

    I have a little filter on my faucet but its like 23 dollars to replace every 4 months which kinda sucks

    We've got a big Berkey-style thing but some cheaper-but-works-the-same brand

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    I agree on the pounding a bottle of water comment but

    I prefer my water room temp or just a little bit colder. I don’t like drinking ice water

    This is also why I always get soda with no ice from the restaurants. I don't need the drink to be Antarctic to the point I can no longer taste it because I've numbed my entire throat.

  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Tongue resting on the bottom of my mouth, as one of the living dead, liquid poured directly into the throat
    As long as you’re drinking water I don’t care what temp it is.


    Though I would highly recommend NOT drinking boiling water.

    I drink my water as a hypercondensed 8000 degree steam.

  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Tongue up against the glass, like a filthy harlot, liquid flowing straight down my gullet
    My tongue's natural positioning means that it touches the glass when I'm drinking

    So sort of in between B and C, but like, it's definitely on there

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Some wacky bullshit, like through a crazy straw or lapped like a domesticated animal
    Chugged via butt

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Tongue up against the glass, like a filthy harlot, liquid flowing straight down my gullet
    I do not understand the tongue pressed to the roof of the mouth drink

    I cannot swallow like that

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  • ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    Normal, as described in the OP
    I've just taken a swig of water to test, and, during the glass tilt-mouth filling-swallow cycle, my tongue does definitely hold position on the roof of my mouth for some portion of it, esp. the swallow part. I'm not too sure about the rest.

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  • knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Normal, as described in the OP
    I wouldn’t exactly describe it as “holding the tongue on the roof of the mouth”, more like “pressing the tongue against the back of my upper teeth” but I chose the closest option available

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  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    related: the proper way to hold a mug
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    naturally the handle should either be pointing straight up when you tilt it up to take a sip or offset by 45 degrees

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    I appear to drink with the tip of my tongue against my bottom teeth and the middle of my tongue humped up near the roof of my mouth, and then I flatten it out to draw a mouthful of beverage. It's kinda like filling a syringe, but the plunger is my tongue. I suspect that this is because my front bottom teeth are very sensitive to temperature, and this bypasses that whole situation.

    I just tried the Sarukun method with some beer, though, and that is decadent. It just gets all up and around your tongue on the way in, there are some sidewise taste buds that don't get fully activated that much in the normal course of my day. I gotta try this with some broth.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Tongue resting on the bottom of my mouth, as one of the living dead, liquid poured directly into the throat
    RT800 wrote: »
    Sometimes I hold the container high above my face and pour the drink into my mouth from a foot or so away.

    This does not always go well.


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  • asofyeunasofyeun Registered User regular
    Tongue resting on the bottom of my mouth, as one of the living dead, liquid poured directly into the throat
    clearly the superior way to have your drinks delivered

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9accPzZufk

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  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    I have grown beyond the need for liquid sustenance (LarLar)
    As a cactus...

  • BronzeKoopaBronzeKoopa Registered User regular
    Had a coworker who would come in every morning with one of those huge gas station big gulp sodas that he would nurse throughout the whole day.

  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    I have grown beyond the need for liquid sustenance (LarLar)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hboXKCyV_AU

    This, or that one scene in Beerfest with the big tank.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Normal, as described in the OP
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I do not understand the tongue pressed to the roof of the mouth drink

    I cannot swallow like that

    I assure you, not only does it strike me as weird as I am doing it, but I will, not infrequently, choke as if I haven't spent 40-some-odd-years drinking daily to pronlong my wretched existence.

  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    Tongue resting on the bottom of my mouth, as one of the living dead, liquid poured directly into the throat
    you guys should see me drink through a straw. if I'm not paying attention, I get downright erotic with it

  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    I drink like a normal human being? I don't understand the question.

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND FUCKIN ONE INCH PUNCH A BOTTLE OF WATER INTO VAPOUR THEN I PUT ON MY SHADES BUT NOT MY SHIRT AND I VAPE THE WATER INTO MY STOMACH AND LUNGS WHILE I LISTEN TO MY FAVOURITE TRACK N 2 GETHER NOW FROM LIMP BIZKITS 1999 STUDIO ALBUM SIGNIFICANT OTHER

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Tongue resting on the bottom of my mouth, as one of the living dead, liquid poured directly into the throat
    I put my entire mouth around the tap, sucking lightly to ensure a tight seal, and turn it on to full blast

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I hate when I’m trying to drink from a straw without looking and I miss so I stick my tongue out and start flopping it around trying to find the straw and somehow it takes me 15 seconds to find.

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Some wacky bullshit, like through a crazy straw or lapped like a domesticated animal
    I hate when I’m trying to drink from a straw without looking and I miss so I stick my tongue out and start flopping it around trying to find the straw and somehow it takes me 15 seconds to find.

    it's super hot tho

  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Tongue up against the glass, like a filthy harlot, liquid flowing straight down my gullet
    I have never paid attention to this before, but I just drank some water, and I push my tongue against the glass or cup or other vessel.

  • asofyeunasofyeun Registered User regular
    Tongue resting on the bottom of my mouth, as one of the living dead, liquid poured directly into the throat
    Solar wrote: »
    I put my entire mouth around the tap, sucking lightly to ensure a tight seal, and turn it on to full blast

    are you from pawnee, indiana

  • TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    Tynnan wrote: »
    Horses do a big sip

    As many of you are aware, you can lead a horse to water but there’s no way to guarantee they imbibe.

    If they do, though, you get to tell them “ooooooh big sip!”

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Tongue resting on the bottom of my mouth, as one of the living dead, liquid poured directly into the throat
    asofyeun wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    I put my entire mouth around the tap, sucking lightly to ensure a tight seal, and turn it on to full blast

    are you from pawnee, indiana

    I'm not into pokemon, sorry

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