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Aliens are extremely real

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    Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    Fuck meant to post this in the op no turning back
    https://youtu.be/DYlc4T8dxqA

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Sorry, nothing fun is real.

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    What kind of aliens

    Like xenomorphs or those gray ones or what

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    Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    What kind of aliens

    Like xenomorphs or those gray ones or what

    I'm open minded but I was thinking the grey dudes

    They could be green not picky

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    My high level clearance and access to classified documents means I can confirm this assertion is 100% true but can give no further details.

    Please see my references which all rate me as "extremely trustworthy, probably" and "pretty good at [my job] which in no way relates to aliens" and "yeah I met them once I think".

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    How does ET put together a cheap desk?

    With an alien wrench

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    Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    How does ET put together a cheap desk?

    With an alien wrench

    Why were ETs eyes so big?

    Yours would be too, if you saw his phone bill 😂 😆

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    Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    Snap decision now ghosts are real too

    Can someone please inform Dan akyrod via crystal skull

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I'm glad aliens decided to stop being polite and start being real

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    Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    Ghosts and aliens = very real

    Goblins, ghouls = jury is out

    Mermaids = sexy, also real

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    IronKnuckle's GhostIronKnuckle's Ghost This is also my fault Registered User regular
    How can ghosts be real when your eyes aren't real?

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    Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    I take it back ghosts are now unreal

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Goblins are extremely real I met one before

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    SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    Where do kobolds factor into this?

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    Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    SirToasty wrote: »
    Where do kobolds factor into this?

    I actually don't know what that is

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    SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    It's like a goblin but kinda different

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    Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    Real

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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    do you believe in society's lies?

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    ZavianZavian universal peace sounds better than forever war Registered User regular
    also really horny
    Once inside the craft, Boas said that he was stripped of his clothes and covered from head-to-toe with a strange gel. He was then led into a large semicircular room, through a doorway that had strange red symbols written over it. (Boas claimed that he was able to memorize these symbols and later reproduced them for investigators.) In this room the beings took samples of Boas' blood from his chin. After this he was then taken to a third room and left alone for around half an hour. During this time, some kind of gas was pumped into the room, which made Boas become violently ill.

    Shortly after this, Boas claimed that he was joined in the room by another humanoid. This one, however, was female, very attractive, and naked. She was the same height as the other beings he had encountered, with a small, pointed chin and large, blue catlike eyes. The hair on her head was long and white (somewhat like platinum blonde) but her underarm and pubic hair were bright red.[6] Boas said he was strongly attracted to the woman, and the two had sexual intercourse. During this act, Boas noted that the female did not kiss him but instead nipped him on the chin.

    When it was all over, the female smiled at Boas, rubbing her belly and gestured upwards.[7] Boas took this to mean that she was going to raise their child in space.[7] The female seemed relieved that their "task" was over, and Boas himself said that he felt angered by the situation, because he felt as though he had been little more than "a good stallion" for the humanoids.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antônio_Vilas-Boas

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    Hexmage-PAHexmage-PA Registered User regular
    I don't really have an opinion either way on if aliens actually exist, but I love the really far out theories about aliens and UFOs, the ones where they're things like extradimensional entities whose appearances aren't real but instead are shaped by human perception.

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Aliens are real and they are my wife

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    The question of whether or not aliens exist, and whether or not they have visited our planet (much less actively meddled in human affairs) are very different.

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    ZavianZavian universal peace sounds better than forever war Registered User regular
    Hexmage-PA wrote: »
    I don't really have an opinion either way on if aliens actually exist, but I love the really far out theories about aliens and UFOs, the ones where they're things like extradimensional entities whose appearances aren't real but instead are shaped by human perception.

    yeah I think the interdimensional hypothesis is interesting, great basis for a good scifi story
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interdimensional_hypothesis

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    I lied aliens aren't real.

    They destroyed their planets long before they ever achieved interstellar space travel and are now radiation blasted carapaces on a shattered dust ball that's hurtling towards their sun.

    Much like we will be in 25 to 40 years.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    I always want to believe in aliens and ghosts because it makes the world a more fun and silly place. Obviously this opinion is subject to change should I run across a dick of either one of those.

    "Well I used to like Ghosts until I ran into Benjamin, now they are all stupid dicks who don't understand COMMON COURTESY BEN!"

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    The question of whether or not aliens exist, and whether or not they have visited our planet (much less actively meddled in human affairs) are very different.

    Oh yeah well I saw one

    Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making aliens and I saw one of the aliens and the alien looked at me

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    Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    I always want to believe in aliens and ghosts because it makes the world a more fun and silly place. Obviously this opinion is subject to change should I run across a dick of either one of those.

    "Well I used to like Ghosts until I ran into Benjamin, now they are all stupid dicks who don't understand COMMON COURTESY BEN!"

    My dad always tells this story about seeing a ghost with my uncle as a kid and y'know it's probably just a story but it made me feel some type of way as a kid

    Probably because my dad tells it like it was Vietnam lmao

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    "real" ghost stories are always spooky as fuck. As long as they are in the realm of believeability and not like something you heard on life of luxury.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    i'm an alien

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    ghosts aren't real tho sorry. as an alien i have insider information

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    Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    i'm an alien

    Prove it

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    ChallChall Registered User regular
    Aliens are real
    Alien resurrections though, totally fake

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    I live in the tunnels under wright Patt AFB

    Ask me anything

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    i'm an alien

    Prove it

    would a human use a name with so many numbers

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    valhalla130valhalla130 13 Dark Shield Perceives the GodsRegistered User regular
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    i'm an alien

    Prove it

    would a human use a name with so many numbers

    I don't know. Would they?

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    LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    as a ghost, i’m afraid of aliens

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    Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    Lucedes wrote: »
    as a ghost, i’m afraid of aliens

    Prove it

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    i'm an alien

    Prove it

    would a human use a name with so many numbers

    I don't know. Would they?

    no

    i'm an alien

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    LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    i'm an alien

    Prove it

    would a human use a name with so many numbers

    I don't know. Would they?

    no

    i'm an alien

    oh shit an alien

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
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