Aliens are extremely real

Local H Jay

Discuss

Local H Jay

Fuck meant to post this in the op no turning back
https://youtu.be/DYlc4T8dxqA

Coinage

Sorry, nothing fun is real.

Tallahasseeriel

What kind of aliens

Like xenomorphs or those gray ones or what

Local H Jay

Tallahasseeriel wrote: »

What kind of aliens

Like xenomorphs or those gray ones or what

I'm open minded but I was thinking the grey dudes

They could be green not picky

tynic

My high level clearance and access to classified documents means I can confirm this assertion is 100% true but can give no further details.

Please see my references which all rate me as "extremely trustworthy, probably" and "pretty good at [my job] which in no way relates to aliens" and "yeah I met them once I think".

Tallahasseeriel

How does ET put together a cheap desk?

With an alien wrench

Local H Jay

Tallahasseeriel wrote: »

How does ET put together a cheap desk?

With an alien wrench

Why were ETs eyes so big?

Yours would be too, if you saw his phone bill 😂 😆

Local H Jay

Snap decision now ghosts are real too

Can someone please inform Dan akyrod via crystal skull

Tallahasseeriel

I'm glad aliens decided to stop being polite and start being real

Local H Jay

Ghosts and aliens = very real

Goblins, ghouls = jury is out

Mermaids = sexy, also real

IronKnuckle's Ghost

How can ghosts be real when your eyes aren't real?

Local H Jay

I take it back ghosts are now unreal

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Tallahasseeriel

Goblins are extremely real I met one before

SirToasty

Where do kobolds factor into this?

Local H Jay

SirToasty wrote: »

Where do kobolds factor into this?

I actually don't know what that is

SirToasty

It's like a goblin but kinda different

Local H Jay

Real

Depressperado

do you believe in society's lies?

Zavian

also really horny

Once inside the craft, Boas said that he was stripped of his clothes and covered from head-to-toe with a strange gel. He was then led into a large semicircular room, through a doorway that had strange red symbols written over it. (Boas claimed that he was able to memorize these symbols and later reproduced them for investigators.) In this room the beings took samples of Boas' blood from his chin. After this he was then taken to a third room and left alone for around half an hour. During this time, some kind of gas was pumped into the room, which made Boas become violently ill.

Shortly after this, Boas claimed that he was joined in the room by another humanoid. This one, however, was female, very attractive, and naked. She was the same height as the other beings he had encountered, with a small, pointed chin and large, blue catlike eyes. The hair on her head was long and white (somewhat like platinum blonde) but her underarm and pubic hair were bright red.[6] Boas said he was strongly attracted to the woman, and the two had sexual intercourse. During this act, Boas noted that the female did not kiss him but instead nipped him on the chin.

When it was all over, the female smiled at Boas, rubbing her belly and gestured upwards.[7] Boas took this to mean that she was going to raise their child in space.[7] The female seemed relieved that their "task" was over, and Boas himself said that he felt angered by the situation, because he felt as though he had been little more than "a good stallion" for the humanoids.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antônio_Vilas-Boas

Hexmage-PA

I don't really have an opinion either way on if aliens actually exist, but I love the really far out theories about aliens and UFOs, the ones where they're things like extradimensional entities whose appearances aren't real but instead are shaped by human perception.

Juggernut

Aliens are real and they are my wife

DarkPrimus

The question of whether or not aliens exist, and whether or not they have visited our planet (much less actively meddled in human affairs) are very different.

Zavian

Hexmage-PA wrote: »

I don't really have an opinion either way on if aliens actually exist, but I love the really far out theories about aliens and UFOs, the ones where they're things like extradimensional entities whose appearances aren't real but instead are shaped by human perception.

yeah I think the interdimensional hypothesis is interesting, great basis for a good scifi story
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interdimensional_hypothesis

Juggernut

I lied aliens aren't real.

They destroyed their planets long before they ever achieved interstellar space travel and are now radiation blasted carapaces on a shattered dust ball that's hurtling towards their sun.

Much like we will be in 25 to 40 years.

Preacher

I always want to believe in aliens and ghosts because it makes the world a more fun and silly place. Obviously this opinion is subject to change should I run across a dick of either one of those.

"Well I used to like Ghosts until I ran into Benjamin, now they are all stupid dicks who don't understand COMMON COURTESY BEN!"

Local H Jay

DarkPrimus wrote: »

The question of whether or not aliens exist, and whether or not they have visited our planet (much less actively meddled in human affairs) are very different.

Oh yeah well I saw one

Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making aliens and I saw one of the aliens and the alien looked at me

Local H Jay

Preacher wrote: »

I always want to believe in aliens and ghosts because it makes the world a more fun and silly place. Obviously this opinion is subject to change should I run across a dick of either one of those.

"Well I used to like Ghosts until I ran into Benjamin, now they are all stupid dicks who don't understand COMMON COURTESY BEN!"

My dad always tells this story about seeing a ghost with my uncle as a kid and y'know it's probably just a story but it made me feel some type of way as a kid

Probably because my dad tells it like it was Vietnam lmao

Preacher

"real" ghost stories are always spooky as fuck. As long as they are in the realm of believeability and not like something you heard on life of luxury.

3cl1ps3

i'm an alien

3cl1ps3

ghosts aren't real tho sorry. as an alien i have insider information

Local H Jay

3cl1ps3 wrote: »

i'm an alien

Prove it

Chall

Aliens are real
Alien resurrections though, totally fake

Macro9

I live in the tunnels under wright Patt AFB

Ask me anything

3cl1ps3

Local H Jay wrote: »

3cl1ps3 wrote: »

i'm an alien

Prove it

would a human use a name with so many numbers

valhalla130

3cl1ps3 wrote: »

Local H Jay wrote: »

3cl1ps3 wrote: »

i'm an alien

Prove it

would a human use a name with so many numbers

I don't know. Would they?

Lucedes

as a ghost, i’m afraid of aliens

Local H Jay

Lucedes wrote: »

as a ghost, i’m afraid of aliens

Prove it

3cl1ps3

valhalla130 wrote: »

3cl1ps3 wrote: »

Local H Jay wrote: »

3cl1ps3 wrote: »

i'm an alien

Prove it

would a human use a name with so many numbers

I don't know. Would they?

no

i'm an alien

Lucedes

3cl1ps3 wrote: »

valhalla130 wrote: »

3cl1ps3 wrote: »

Local H Jay wrote: »

3cl1ps3 wrote: »

i'm an alien

Prove it

would a human use a name with so many numbers

I don't know. Would they?

no

i'm an alien

oh shit an alien

Tonkka

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m92yvNscIAo&t=17s