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Aliens are extremely real

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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Captain March Richards was a liar and motherfucker. It was ME who married that alien raptor princess as a political move to save the Earth, not him!

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    asofyeunasofyeun Registered User regular
    oh are we posting obscure early 3D animation shows about aliens that haven't aged well

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaQU4ZD7HdE

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    i'm an alien

    Prove it

    would a human use a name with so many numbers

    I don't know. Would they?

    no

    i'm an alien

    https://youtu.be/hptxXfHshzM

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    My high level clearance and access to classified documents means I can confirm this assertion is 100% true but can give no further details.

    Please see my references which all rate me as "extremely trustworthy, probably" and "pretty good at [my job] which in no way relates to aliens" and "yeah I met them once I think".

    What level are you in War Thunder?

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    ghosts aren't real tho sorry. as an alien i have insider information

    I feel like an alien would have outsider information

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    asofyeunasofyeun Registered User regular
    Yea it's the reptilians from the hollow earth that have the insider info

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    Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    asofyeun wrote: »
    oh are we posting obscure early 3D animation shows about aliens that haven't aged well

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaQU4ZD7HdE

    God I hated this show

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    ghosts aren't real tho sorry. as an alien i have insider information

    I feel like an alien would have outsider information

    you'd think but ever since we made our base inside the hollow earth it's all insider stuff

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    reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    A movie about aliens, but then it turns out man is the real alien.

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    Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    reVerse wrote: »
    A movie about aliens, but then it turns out man is the real alien.

    *Looks down*

    Guys, uh... You're gonna wanna see this

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    Quantum TigerQuantum Tiger Registered User regular
    I will never forgive conspiracy nuts for inextricably linking UFOs and antisemitism

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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    I know every report about UAPs/UFO will always turn out to be nothing or total hokum.

    But that will never stop me and one of my best friends texting each other every time with an alarming number of Independence Day gifs like it’s for real happening this time.

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    reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    A movie about aliens, but then it turns out countries aren't real.

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    reVerse wrote: »
    A movie about aliens, but then it turns out countries aren't real.

    it really makes you think

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    Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    I hope aliens like food

    I wanna see an alien try Takis for the first time

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    ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    I will never forgive conspiracy nuts for inextricably linking UFOs and antisemitism

    is the idea here being the torah was written somewhere in the far flung corners of andromeda?

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    Quantum TigerQuantum Tiger Registered User regular
    Projeck wrote: »
    I will never forgive conspiracy nuts for inextricably linking UFOs and antisemitism

    is the idea here being the torah was written somewhere in the far flung corners of andromeda?

    No, that's stupid

    Jewish people are of the reptilian race, which originates from Alpha Draconi

    Obviously

    (If you didn't know, this is real conspiracy thought. In almost all major conspiracies, UFOs, Flat Earth, QAnon, etc, that require a shadowy cabal that runs the world, that cabal is always the Jews)

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    I feel like if we ever did encounter alien life it would be really indirect, like some civilisation just threw a shit-ton of probes out into space and one happened to trundle into our solar system.

    Can't see a probe like that having a pilot per se, but maybe some kind of engineered organic control system that could self-repair from cosmic radiation damage? That'd be pretty neat! We could learn phenomenal amounts about their biology just from that!

    Sadly, any communication would be entirely one way, from us to them, save for maybe a pre-recorded message like "This encounter is being recorded for training purposes."

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    ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    Aliens are absolutely real, but any of the ones coming to visit us, if that were true, are probably just assholes. The alien equivalent of the child using a magnifying glass to burn an ant hill.

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    Quantum TigerQuantum Tiger Registered User regular
    Aliens are real, but humanity will exist for such a short window of time that when alien life visits our system, the only evidence we ever existed will be metal machines on other worlds and the vacuum of space

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    Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    Aliens could be my friend, maybe they like mario kart

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Aliens are real, they're hot, blonde, have large eyes and one time they tied a couple of their hairs around the head of a guy's dick under the foreskin.

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    destroyah87destroyah87 They/Them Preferred: She/Her - Please UseRegistered User regular
    edited June 2023
    I believe life exists on other worlds; even sapient life. It's just a question of it existing in concert with us in spacetime.

    I like this story on r/HFY that explores why I also believe Humanity is vanishingly unlikely to ever contact or be contacted by interstellar sapient life: https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/107kqq1/voices/

    Tl:Dr, alien sapience has to exist with us in space and time. And it's the time part that I think is the more unlikely.

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    About an hour ago one of my coworkers started telling me about the UFO crash landing in Vegas back on April 30th and the 10 foot tall aliens that got out and were walking around.

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    I kicked an alien's arse once

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    Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    I kicked an alien's arse once

    Was it butt ugley

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    reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    A movie about a lien, but then it turns out you can't like own property man

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    reVerse wrote: »
    A movie about aliens, but then it turns out countries aren't real.

    this says something about society

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    ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited June 2023
    Projeck wrote: »
    I will never forgive conspiracy nuts for inextricably linking UFOs and antisemitism

    is the idea here being the torah was written somewhere in the far flung corners of andromeda?

    No, that's stupid

    Jewish people are of the reptilian race, which originates from Alpha Draconi

    Obviously

    (If you didn't know, this is real conspiracy thought. In almost all major conspiracies, UFOs, Flat Earth, QAnon, etc, that require a shadowy cabal that runs the world, that cabal is always the Jews)

    i see . . .
    still can't stop imagining Exodus but in Space
    "Xenu, let my people go!"

    Projeck on
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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    reVerse wrote: »
    A movie about aliens, but then it turns out countries aren't real.

    this says something about society

    it really makes pip think

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    ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    Aliens could be my friend, maybe they like mario kart

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    WiiU: Windrunner ; Guild Wars 2: Shadowfire.3940 ; PSN: Bradcopter
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    The Cow KingThe Cow King a island Registered User regular
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    E.CoyoteE.Coyote Registered User regular
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    i'm an alien

    ICE agent: Tell me more...
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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    I kicked an alien's arse once

    Was it butt ugley

    no

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Duke 2.0 wrote: »
    Captain March Richards was a liar and motherfucker. It was ME who married that alien raptor princess as a political move to save the Earth, not him!

    Richards doesn't even know about the Squatch, smh

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    HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    The only alien I believe in is the one in my ant farm

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    SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    I met an alien and it showed me it's assh olr

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    Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    I met an alien and it showed me it's assh olr

    Now I really need to see the evidence

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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    I'm an alien, but my platonic girlfriend and I play it off like I'm just very eccentric

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    Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    I’m an alien. I’m a legal alien.

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