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    Phoenix-DPhoenix-D Registered User regular
    Zavian wrote: »
    why are there always seamen being unloaded all over the place

    The boat can only hold them in so long

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    I also attempted to join the US Navy. I met with a recruiter and took a practice ASVAB. But by that time my left eye had deteriorated close enough to blindness that I was medically ineligible.

    This was me, having broken my leg the back half of my Freshman year of college and the recruiter saying "well it was nice knowing you"

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Well you all seem to be forgetting the core tenant of fascism: "the enemies are at the same time too strong and too weak."

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
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    ZavianZavian universal peace sounds better than forever war Registered User regular
    one phrase ive heard before is 'everything you ever need to know is found in the bible'

    and its like no, everything you ever need to know is definitely not found in the bible

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    TuminTumin Registered User regular
    edited July 2023
    Our enemies are all simultaneously the most evil, selfish people on the planet and also willing to altruistrically work with all the other groups to topple us for the benefit of each other

    Tumin on
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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited July 2023
    I had no intention of joining the Armed Forces because it was 2003 and Iraq was just kicking off. I told a recruiter on the phone that I was going to go to college, they asked what I was going to major in, I replied “Interpretive Dance”, they said good luck and hung up.

    Havelock2.0 on
    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
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    DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Zavian wrote: »
    one phrase ive heard before is 'everything you ever need to know is found in the bible'

    and its like no, everything you ever need to know is definitely not found in the bible

    you should immediately stone them to death for wearing mixed textiles

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Phoenix-D wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    The cherry on top was this being a conversation with my dad involved as well, and both he and my uncle are highly dependent on government subsidies for their livelihoods. 🙄

    This mindset is both weird and very common. I once had a conversation with a cop where he whined about "The Man".

    That’s scary, because it probably meant like he felt like he was being held back from doing something he thought cops should be allowed to do. 😕


    My dad at this point probably pockets $120k a year in payments from the government and gets another $20k in tax subsidies, and does about five days of work a month.

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    Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Zavian wrote: »
    one phrase ive heard before is 'everything you ever need to know is found in the bible'

    and its like no, everything you ever need to know is definitely not found in the bible

    "Love thy neighbour as thyself."

    Okay, learned everything I need to know.

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    DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Phoenix-D wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    The cherry on top was this being a conversation with my dad involved as well, and both he and my uncle are highly dependent on government subsidies for their livelihoods. 🙄

    This mindset is both weird and very common. I once had a conversation with a cop where he whined about "The Man".

    That’s scary, because it probably meant like he felt like he was being held back from doing something he thought cops should be allowed to do. 😕


    My dad at this point probably pockets $120k a year in payments from the government and gets another $20k in tax subsidies, and does about five days of work a month.

    This sounds like the socialist utopia I've been looking for, how do I get on this?

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    It is very easy for people who are part of the establishment to construct another, parallel establishment ("elites") to be opposed to

    This is independent of political affiliation tbh — liberal government employees do this constantly

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    TuminTumin Registered User regular
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Phoenix-D wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    The cherry on top was this being a conversation with my dad involved as well, and both he and my uncle are highly dependent on government subsidies for their livelihoods. 🙄

    This mindset is both weird and very common. I once had a conversation with a cop where he whined about "The Man".

    That’s scary, because it probably meant like he felt like he was being held back from doing something he thought cops should be allowed to do. 😕


    My dad at this point probably pockets $120k a year in payments from the government and gets another $20k in tax subsidies, and does about five days of work a month.

    This sounds like the socialist utopia I've been looking for, how do I get on this?

    Be born a white guy in 1955?

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    Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Phoenix-D wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    The cherry on top was this being a conversation with my dad involved as well, and both he and my uncle are highly dependent on government subsidies for their livelihoods. 🙄

    This mindset is both weird and very common. I once had a conversation with a cop where he whined about "The Man".

    That’s scary, because it probably meant like he felt like he was being held back from doing something he thought cops should be allowed to do. 😕


    My dad at this point probably pockets $120k a year in payments from the government and gets another $20k in tax subsidies, and does about five days of work a month.

    Your dad is the poster child for communism! What a role model!

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Tumin wrote: »
    Our enemies are all simultaneously the most evil, selfish people on the planet and also willing to altruistrically work with all the other groups to topple us for the benefit of each other

    “All of our enemies have gathered together to overthrow us—”

    “All them people put aside their differences and collectively agreed you were their biggest problem? I don’t know if that’s the flex you think it is, champ,”

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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    It is very easy for people who are part of the establishment to construct another, parallel establishment ("elites") to be opposed to

    This is independent of political affiliation tbh — liberal government employees do this constantly

    I’m beginning to think it’s a form of untreated Oppositional Defiant Disorder

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
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    PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    Zavian wrote: »
    one phrase ive heard before is 'everything you ever need to know is found in the bible'

    and its like no, everything you ever need to know is definitely not found in the bible

    It doesn't even tell you how big a cubit is!

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    Nova_C wrote: »
    Zavian wrote: »
    one phrase ive heard before is 'everything you ever need to know is found in the bible'

    and its like no, everything you ever need to know is definitely not found in the bible

    "Love thy neighbour as thyself."

    Okay, learned everything I need to know.

    Checkmate atheists I hate myself

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Someone painted their car to look like an Arizona Tea can

    5dlgb0tt724q.jpeg

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Phoenix-D wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    The cherry on top was this being a conversation with my dad involved as well, and both he and my uncle are highly dependent on government subsidies for their livelihoods. 🙄

    This mindset is both weird and very common. I once had a conversation with a cop where he whined about "The Man".

    That’s scary, because it probably meant like he felt like he was being held back from doing something he thought cops should be allowed to do. 😕


    My dad at this point probably pockets $120k a year in payments from the government and gets another $20k in tax subsidies, and does about five days of work a month.

    This sounds like the socialist utopia I've been looking for, how do I get on this?

    My dad has understood for a long time a way to become wealthy and have the time to actually spend it is to have other people make it for you and to minimize your tax obligations. Under his ethos, doctors and scientists and academics are the real chumps because they worked so hard for their positions and spend all week at work instead of at the country club watching Fox News in the lounge before their daily eighteen.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    Nova_C wrote: »
    Zavian wrote: »
    one phrase ive heard before is 'everything you ever need to know is found in the bible'

    and its like no, everything you ever need to know is definitely not found in the bible

    "Love thy neighbour as thyself."

    Okay, learned everything I need to know.

    “Rich people can’t get into heaven”

    No, wait, not that part of the Bible

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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    I have a friend who does that w/re to “elites”

    Basically if you’re a boss, you’re bad

    Which, I can see how they got there but I don’t totally agree with it

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Someone painted their car to look like an Arizona Tea can

    5dlgb0tt724q.jpeg

    I like that even unironically

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    That_GuyThat_Guy I don't wanna be that guy Registered User regular
    edited July 2023
    The fish are living in a much nicer aquarium these days. I have an old 20 gallon aquarium that I'm not doing anything with. Suggest things I could do with it.

    That_Guy on
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    I have a friend who does that w/re to “elites”

    Basically if you’re a boss, you’re bad

    Which, I can see how they got there but I don’t totally agree with it

    What about hosses tho?

    PSN: Honkalot
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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    That_Guy wrote: »
    The fish are living in a much nicer aquarium these days. I have an old 20 gallon aquarium that I'm not doing anything with. Suggest things I could do with it.

    Put new fish in it?

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    So that plane that got diverted to Spokane yesterday? Anyone hear about this?

    Crazy story:

    https://www.kxly.com/news/if-this-plane-lands-in-seattle-i-will-kill-everyone-on-board-man-who-admitted/article_68439e9e-1c1a-11ee-82ef-2f376e499441.html

    Dude claims he thought the Sinaloa cartel was waiting for him in Seattle so he make a bomb threat knowing the plane would be diverted.

    But why would he get on a plane to Seattle then?

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    I have a friend who does that w/re to “elites”

    Basically if you’re a boss, you’re bad

    Which, I can see how they got there but I don’t totally agree with it

    What about hosses tho?

    a7gsbkfck14k.png

    Just today I was reminded that there was a 21st century movie about the f'n Dukes riding around their Traitor flag car, trying to make Jessica Simpson a movie star.

    Steam: SanderJK Origin: SanderJK
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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    my wife's parents have a print shop, and they can do full wraps for cars.

    One fucking day..... I'll have a Mystery Machine

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    That_GuyThat_Guy I don't wanna be that guy Registered User regular
    That_Guy wrote: »
    The fish are living in a much nicer aquarium these days. I have an old 20 gallon aquarium that I'm not doing anything with. Suggest things I could do with it.

    Put new fish in it?

    1 fish tank is enough. I want to do something totally different with it. I thought about maybe making a terrarium for a hamster.

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    That_Guy wrote: »
    The fish are living in a much nicer aquarium these days. I have an old 20 gallon aquarium that I'm not doing anything with. Suggest things I could do with it.

    Terrarium
    Gaming pc build cooled by fluorinert immersion
    Keep a large spider

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Look I unironically love the Dukes of Hazzard movie and that's just a shame I'm gonna have to own to my grave.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    Home anodising setup
    Water transfer printing for objects around the house

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    TuminTumin Registered User regular
    Are we liquefying hamsters again

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    Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Tumin wrote: »
    Are we liquefying hamsters again

    You stopped?

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    SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    Nova_C wrote: »
    Tumin wrote: »
    Are we liquefying hamsters again

    You stopped?

    I ran out of hamsters long ago.
    The pet shop doesn't trust me for some reason.

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    I like to imagine that having your own water transfer printing equipment causes the same kind of temporary derangement that possesses people when they buy a label printer

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Nova_C wrote: »
    Zavian wrote: »
    one phrase ive heard before is 'everything you ever need to know is found in the bible'

    and its like no, everything you ever need to know is definitely not found in the bible

    "Love thy neighbour as thyself."

    Okay, learned everything I need to know.

    “Rich people can’t get into heaven”

    No, wait, not that part of the Bible

    Jesus in particular has some great stuff

    - Help people
    - Don’t judge people based on their job or origin
    - Righteous atheists are better than prideful believers
    - If you have money to spare to help people, help people
    - No one is responsible for your deeds and emotions other than yourself
    - Help your kids even if you don’t cotton to their beliefs
    - Don’t fuck people over
    - Don’t burden the sick, elderly, or poor
    - Be truthful
    - Above all, help people

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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    SanderJK wrote: »
    Nova_C wrote: »
    Tumin wrote: »
    Are we liquefying hamsters again

    You stopped?

    I ran out of hamsters long ago.
    The pet shop doesn't trust me for some reason.

    How else are you supposed to generate your own electricity??

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
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    TuminTumin Registered User regular
    edited July 2023
    Jesus' reliance on coming back with a sword was a little

    I mean

    You could sword the Romans now couldnt you

    Or at least Pontius Pilate

    Tumin on
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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Nova_C wrote: »
    Zavian wrote: »
    one phrase ive heard before is 'everything you ever need to know is found in the bible'

    and its like no, everything you ever need to know is definitely not found in the bible

    "Love thy neighbour as thyself."

    Okay, learned everything I need to know.

    “Rich people can’t get into heaven”

    No, wait, not that part of the Bible

    Jesus in particular has some great stuff

    - Help people
    - Don’t judge people based on their job or origin
    - Righteous atheists are better than prideful believers
    - If you have money to spare to help people, help people
    - No one is responsible for your deeds and emotions other than yourself
    - Help your kids even if you don’t cotton to their beliefs
    - Don’t fuck people over
    - Don’t burden the sick, elderly, or poor
    - Be truthful
    - Above all, help people

    This is basically AA

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
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