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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    The Geek wrote: »
    No, he stepped on a pop top and it got infected and he died of sepsis.

    Not sepsis. Pepsi. He did of Pepsi.

    I thought those were the same thing?

  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    What are you a cop?
    S'pepsis

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    What are you a cop?
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    BLM - ACAB
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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    What are you a cop?
    Do not let Pepsicola leak into your abdominal cavity

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    What about Diet Pepsi?

  • rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    edited July 2023
    What are you a cop?
    S'pepsis

    Sacabambaspepsis

    rhylith on
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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    What are you a cop?
    What about Diet Pepsi?

    Why it’s right there in the name, the secret to weight loss

    Ever tried to lift something in the pool and noticed it weighs less? Your organs floating on Diet Pepsi is the same thing, they all get lighter

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    What about Diet Pepsi?

    Why it’s right there in the name, the secret to weight loss

    Ever tried to lift something in the pool and noticed it weighs less? Your organs floating on Diet Pepsi is the same thing, they all get lighter

    That’s how I lost this last 30 pounds!!! Light organs

    Captain Inertia
  • expendableexpendable Silly Goose Registered User regular
    Yes
    Preacher wrote: »
    I feel like Bull Randleman when easy company came looking for me.

    Aside from how a post inexplicably about me had mostly nothing to do with me. I was literally on vacation for two weeks, christ Joker, I swear I even told you I was going on vacation.

    I heard from Preacher. They posted on page 5.

    Djiem wrote: »
    Lokiamis wrote: »
    So the servers suddenly decide to cramp up during the last six percent.
    Man, the Director will really go out of his way to be a dick to L4D players.
    Steam
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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    What are you a cop?
    Whenever Preacher’s not on the page, all the other posters should be asking “where’s Preacher”

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    No
    What about Diet Pepsi?

    Why it’s right there in the name, the secret to weight loss

    Ever tried to lift something in the pool and noticed it weighs less? Your organs floating on Diet Pepsi is the same thing, they all get lighter

    That’s how I lost this last 30 pounds!!! Light organs

    My organs are now made of light, my flesh prison flows from within

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    What are you a cop?
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  • JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    No
    What about Diet Pepsi?

    What about that colachup?

    Not my Tempo
  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    What are you a cop?
    Diet Peepsi Colachup Zero

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    What are you a cop?
    The Geek wrote: »
    No, he stepped on a pop top and it got infected and he died of sepsis.

    Not sepsis. Pepsi. He did of Pepsi.

    How fucking dare you, I'm a coke main.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    What are you a cop?
    Yeah that's why it killed you

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  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    S'pepsis

    TRIAL BY STONE

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  • JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    No
    Preacher wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    No, he stepped on a pop top and it got infected and he died of sepsis.

    Not sepsis. Pepsi. He did of Pepsi.

    How fucking dare you, I'm a coke main.

    Bro you fucking told me you were clean now. I'm so fucking disappointed

    Not my Tempo
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    zero sugar cherry dr pepper or I park in the bike lane

    Bucketman
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    What are you a cop?
    Someone offered me pineapple pepsi today and it felt like they were dealing drugs when they did it.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    No
    Weaver wrote: »
    zero sugar cherry dr pepper or I park in the bike lane

    Park wherever you want, if you're not attached to your mirrors neither am I.

    Not my Tempo
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    What are you a cop?
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    No, he stepped on a pop top and it got infected and he died of sepsis.

    Not sepsis. Pepsi. He did of Pepsi.

    How fucking dare you, I'm a coke main.

    Bro you fucking told me you were clean now. I'm so fucking disappointed

    I legit talked to a real estate agent who is the living embodiment of Jeremy Piven from Grosse Point Blank. He says "As I said in the fraternity" and it was the last surprising reveal of all time.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    What are you a cop?
    After that there was no more surprise to be had

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    No
    I've usually said this half drunk on holiday cheer in the yearly appreciation forum, but I've been posting here since I was 14 and get very lucky and hashtag blessed that instead of Something Awful or 4 Chan I wound up here and this place and you people have all helped me become who I am.

    Like literally, the job thread helped me get my shit together and finish school and get started on my career path, the dating thread helped me get the courage to ask my now wife out, and the people here have helped me to become a pinko leftist.

    Like I know I'm nobodies favorite poster because I don't often say much of substance or comedy, but I like to think I've become a standard background character here. Like they dude you see on the bus everyday, or that guy who's always buying energy drinks at the 7/11 or the nice lady who seems to always do laundry at the same time as you. A comforting fixture in the community.

    Anyway when I die I'm going to have my wife mail 100 of you chosen at random 1% of my remains.

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  • JragghenJragghen Registered User regular
  • RanlinRanlin Oh gosh Registered User regular
    edited July 2023
    Bucketman wrote: »
    I've usually said this half drunk on holiday cheer in the yearly appreciation forum, but I've been posting here since I was 14 and get very lucky and hashtag blessed that instead of Something Awful or 4 Chan I wound up here and this place and you people have all helped me become who I am.

    Like literally, the job thread helped me get my shit together and finish school and get started on my career path, the dating thread helped me get the courage to ask my now wife out, and the people here have helped me to become a pinko leftist.

    Like I know I'm nobodies favorite poster because I don't often say much of substance or comedy, but I like to think I've become a standard background character here. Like they dude you see on the bus everyday, or that guy who's always buying energy drinks at the 7/11 or the nice lady who seems to always do laundry at the same time as you. A comforting fixture in the community.

    Anyway when I die I'm going to have my wife mail 100 of you chosen at random 1% of my remains.


    Delightfully mixed into a 5lb bag of gummies to ensure we're not far behind.

    <3 Skragg

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    What are you a cop?
    Jragghen wrote: »
    Who's preacher?

    A miserable pile of secrets.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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  • GrisloGrislo Registered User regular
    Jragghen wrote: »
    Who's preacher?

    That's a fucking rookie question.

    Try any of the other wh-ones, they'll get you further.

    "Where's Preacher" could have sorted this whole thing.

    "Who's Preacher" is amateur hour.

    This post was sponsored by Tom Cruise.
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    i am, however, everybody's favorite forumer

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    What are you a cop?
    I don't see forumers, to me you're all equally the same person.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    i am, however, everybody's favorite forumer

    Quick, damn yourself with fainter praise

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  • JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    No
    Preacher wrote: »
    Jragghen wrote: »
    Who's preacher?

    A miserable pile of secrets.

    Everyone wants to ask where's preacher, but no one wants to ask, how's preacher?

    Not my Tempo
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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    What are you a cop?
    When’s Preacher

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    What are you a cop?
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Jragghen wrote: »
    Who's preacher?

    A miserable pile of secrets.

    Everyone wants to ask where's preacher, but no one wants to ask, how's preacher?

    This but like for real.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    How was your weekend, Preacher?

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    What are you a cop?
    It was decent, streamed some diablo, had spaghetti with meatballs. Thank you for asking Chico.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    The Geek wrote: »
    No, he stepped on a pop top and it got infected and he died of sepsis.

    Not sepsis. Pepsi. He did of Pepsi.

    Dear God, he put some pep in his step

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • LuianeLuiane Registered User regular
    The Geek wrote: »
    No, he stepped on a pop top and it got infected and he died of sepsis.

    Not sepsis. Pepsi. He did of Pepsi.

    Dear God, he put some pep in his step

    What are you doing, stepsi?

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    It was decent, streamed some diablo, had spaghetti with meatballs. Thank you for asking Chico.

    what's your steam channel? i wanna join and post nudes in chat

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I enter a vote of NO CONFIDENCE on our current Preacher

    It’s time for a special election to find a new and much better Preacher

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