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Terrible Puns

BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
edited June 2007 in Social Entropy++
Two nuns are in a bathtub
One says, "Where's the soap?"
The other answers, "Yes it does, doesn't it?'

Puns are the lowest form of communication short of MySpace
So what are your favorite/most obscure?

Alternatively to Mods: I already know lock rhymes with cock

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    What do you call a girl with one leg?

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    BusterK wrote: »
    Two nuns are in a bathtub
    One says, "Where's the soap?"
    The other answers, "Yes it does, doesn't it?'

    Puns are the lowest form of communication short of MySpace
    So what are your favorite/most obscure?

    Alternatively to Mods: I already know lock rhymes with cock

    god

    I heard that one on Vicker of Dibley

    I still dont get it

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    What do you call a girl with one leg?

    Eileen. (Or, alternatively, Peg.)

    What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

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    FCDFCD Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    Two nuns are in a bathtub
    One says, "Where's the soap?"
    The other answers, "Yes it does, doesn't it?'

    Puns are the lowest form of communication short of MySpace
    So what are your favorite/most obscure?

    Alternatively to Mods: I already know lock rhymes with cock

    god

    I heard that one on Vicker of Dibley

    I still dont get it

    I think where's is meant to rhyme with wears. As in, the water in the tub wears the bar of soap away.

    Yeah, that's pretty bad, alright.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    more like BOREaphyll

    #pipe on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    What do you call a girl with one leg?

    Eileen.

    What do you call a Chinese girl with one leg?

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    What do you call a girl with one leg?

    Eileen.

    What do you call a Chinese girl with one leg?

    Irene.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    What do you call a girl with one leg?

    Eileen.

    What do you call a Chinese girl with one leg?

    Irene.

    Oh The Geek, you complete me. <3

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    what do you call a guy in a hole?

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    when the kool-aid man has plays baseball (or has gay sex), he's always the pitcher

    what do you call bread made by bison?
    buffaloaf
    what do you call a truckload of bison?
    buffaload
    what do you call a lazy bison?
    buffaloafer

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    more like BOREaphyll

    No I will not make out with you.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    gross

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    FCD wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    Two nuns are in a bathtub
    One says, "Where's the soap?"
    The other answers, "Yes it does, doesn't it?'

    Puns are the lowest form of communication short of MySpace
    So what are your favorite/most obscure?

    Alternatively to Mods: I already know lock rhymes with cock

    god

    I heard that one on Vicker of Dibley

    I still dont get it

    I think where's is meant to rhyme with wears. As in, the water in the tub wears the bar of soap away.

    Yeah, that's pretty bad, alright.

    Not if it's not the water wearing the water away

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    The problem with puns is that most of them don't work over text.

    Like my favorite joke ever.

    :(

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    my favorite puns are the ones that are created on the spot, groaned at and then never mentioned again

    kept deeply buried as a shameful memory

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    What do you call a girl with one leg?

    Eileen.

    What do you call a Chinese girl with one leg?

    Irene.

    Oh The Geek, you complete me. <3

    You didn't answer mine.

    And here's another one:

    What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of a lake?

    The Geek on
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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    FCD wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    Two nuns are in a bathtub
    One says, "Where's the soap?"
    The other answers, "Yes it does, doesn't it?'

    Puns are the lowest form of communication short of MySpace
    So what are your favorite/most obscure?

    Alternatively to Mods: I already know lock rhymes with cock

    god

    I heard that one on Vicker of Dibley

    I still dont get it

    I think where's is meant to rhyme with wears. As in, the water in the tub wears the bar of soap away.

    Yeah, that's pretty bad, alright.

    That's nasty

    I hate shows that use Puns for their title
    Like House of Payne, fuck you TBS

    Franko on
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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    What do you call a girl with one leg?

    Eileen.

    What do you call a Chinese girl with one leg?

    Irene.

    Oh The Geek, you complete me.

    You didn't answer mine.

    And here's another one:

    What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of a lake?


    bob

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    what do you call a guy in a hole?

    doug.

    what do you call a guy in a smaller hole?

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    What do you call a girl with one leg?

    Eileen.

    What do you call a Chinese girl with one leg?

    Irene.

    Oh The Geek, you complete me. <3

    You didn't answer mine.

    And here's another one:

    What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of a lake?

    Bob

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited June 2007
    ...so then the duck said, "just put it on my bill."

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    The problem with puns is that most of them don't work over text.

    Like my favorite joke ever.

    :(

    Some of my favorites are that way too.

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    TrexyTrexy Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    How can you tell if a bucket is sick?
    It’s a little pale.
    Giggle.

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    The problem with puns is that most of them don't work over text.

    Like my favorite joke ever.

    :(

    Who fucking cares?
    Post it anyway

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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    What do you call a bovine with a stick of dynamite in it's stomach?


    Abominable.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    You can't tell the Bob joke without starting with the Matt joke.

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    TrexyTrexy Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    This one time we were playing scrabble, my friend asked if bi-gate was a word.
    “A… a gate that is bi”
    “a gate that swings both ways”

    We thought we were so clever.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the mailbox?
    Bill

    What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?
    Matt

    What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging out in a museum?
    Art

    What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on a grill?
    Frank

    What do you call his girlfriend?
    Patty

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    BusterK wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    The problem with puns is that most of them don't work over text.

    Like my favorite joke ever.

    :(

    Who fucking cares?
    Post it anyway
    no, she's right

    the best puns have to be heard in person

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    BusterK wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    The problem with puns is that most of them don't work over text.

    Like my favorite joke ever.

    :(

    Who fucking cares?
    Post it anyway

    No

    Cuz it's my favorite joke and you guys will go around telling it to everyone and then I won't feel special

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Make my thread engorged with posts damn you!

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    what do you call a guy in a hole?

    doug.

    what do you call a guy in a smaller hole?

    Dougless.

    what do you call a guy in a whole with a bunch of other guys?

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your hottub?
    Stu

    What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs waterskiing?
    Skip

    What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs on the beach?
    Sandy

    What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?
    Curt 'n Rod

    What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms holding up your car?
    Jack

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    What do you call a girl with one leg?

    Eileen.

    What do you call a Chinese girl with one leg?

    Irene.

    Oh The Geek, you complete me. <3

    You didn't answer mine.

    And here's another one:

    What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of a lake?

    screwed

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    The problem with puns is that most of them don't work over text.

    Like my favorite joke ever.

    :(

    Wait is it the interrupting cow?

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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Why are all those people not allowed to have arms or legs?

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    BusterK wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    The problem with puns is that most of them don't work over text.

    Like my favorite joke ever.

    :(

    Wait is it the interrupting cow?

    That's not a pun.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    BusterK wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    The problem with puns is that most of them don't work over text.

    Like my favorite joke ever.

    :(

    Wait is it the interrupting cow?

    No no no

    Although that one is pretty great

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Franko wrote: »
    Why are all those people not allowed to have arms or legs?

    because then the joke wouldn't be funny

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    What do you call a dog with no legs?
    Doesn't matter, he's not gonna come anyway.

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