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    Man in the MistsMan in the Mists Registered User regular
    KalTorak wrote: »
    okay but what if I started jerking off the horse

    Then we know you're secretly Tom Green.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    As always, the biggest problem with people like Lauren Boebert is the material harm they do to the word, but it can be especially galling to see people who preach about family values and being pro-life and being afraid that drag shows are going to poison young minds do things like...disrupt a musical performance in an audience full of kids by groping each other and vaping even when a pregnant woman behind them asks them to stop. If this was just some random woman and not a sitting member of congress, you might hear some people go "you would not believe what this asshole did at Beetlejuice," because she's still...you know, being a disruptive asshole in a crowd of people who paid money to be there.

    What was very funny was Politico dropping an article the day the reports started to come out about how Lauren Boebert saw how close she was to losing her seat and was turning over a new leaf in her home district

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    DJ Eebs wrote: »
    Coinage wrote: »
    I think we didn't talk enough about the alien in Mexico
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    Such an incredible specimen

    yeah, the news story on this was pretty wild

    I haven't followed either thing but isn't it weird that the US military guy a while ago came out saying "UFOs are definitely real and we've found them" and now some Mexican congress dude is saying "We definitely have aliens". What's up with all the alien stuff at the moment.

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    DJ Eebs wrote: »
    Coinage wrote: »
    I think we didn't talk enough about the alien in Mexico
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    Such an incredible specimen

    yeah, the news story on this was pretty wild

    I haven't followed either thing but isn't it weird that the US military guy a while ago came out saying "UFOs are definitely real and we've found them" and now some Mexican congress dude is saying "We definitely have aliens". What's up with all the alien stuff at the moment.

    Some folks will tell you it’s all designed to distract us from the stuff that Really Matters and that the governments are doing other stuff under our noses

    Which is not untrue, except that they’ve since learned over the past decade that they can do whatever with no consequence regardless so why bother to distract with anything

    Frankly I think the Mexico thing was just a guy trying to get some attention and make a buck off the American thing, which was probably just declassified stuff that the military didn’t care much about anymore

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    Some autopsy footage of the alien has surfaced. Spoilered because it shows an alien being cut open.

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    David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    The Mexico thing doesn't seem to be very... probable.
    The apparently desiccated bodies date back to 2017 and were found deep underground in the sandy Peruvian coastal desert of Nazca. The area is known for gigantic enigmatic figures scraped into the earth and seen only from a birds-eye-view. Most attribute the Nazca Lines to ancient indigenous communities, but the formations have captured the imaginations of many.

    In 2017, Maussan made similar claims in Peru, and a report by the country’s prosecutor’s office found that the bodies were actually “recently manufactured dolls, which have been covered with a mixture of paper and synthetic glue to simulate the presence of skin.”

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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    There’s always a Fiji Mermaid

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
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    ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    Don’t you even put alanis and her in the same breath!

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    Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    DJ Eebs wrote: »
    Coinage wrote: »
    I think we didn't talk enough about the alien in Mexico
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    Such an incredible specimen

    yeah, the news story on this was pretty wild

    I haven't followed either thing but isn't it weird that the US military guy a while ago came out saying "UFOs are definitely real and we've found them" and now some Mexican congress dude is saying "We definitely have aliens". What's up with all the alien stuff at the moment.

    UFOs were always "real." "Unidentified flying object"

    All that means it's we can't identify it, not that it's actually aliens. All the US government did was finally come out and say "yeah, these incidents happened and we have no idea what these are."

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    I thought the guy specifically said they found extraterrestrial stuff and that's why people got worked up about it, but like I said I haven't been paying much attention.

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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    As someone obsessed with ufo folklore AND hucksters I’m eating good.

    Havent felt this alive since the nineties.

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    reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    There's so much UFO stuff going around maybe they'll reboot the X-Files.

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    Quantum TigerQuantum Tiger Registered User regular
    I thought the guy specifically said they found extraterrestrial stuff and that's why people got worked up about it, but like I said I haven't been paying much attention.

    The guy said someone else told him they found extraterrestrial stuff but he hadn't seen any evidence himself

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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    We tried that one already. Christ Carter can’t be trusted

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    I wish there was a way to get Lauren Boebert and George Santos out of politics and onto CBS' Big Brother

    Remove their ability to do material harm with actual power, lean into their strengths

    yeah everything she did here is 100% awesome, zero problem with it, if it didn't come along with all of the actual real harm she's done in the world

    she was in the deadass center of a theater giving her date an over the pants handy in a fucking family musical while vaping

    do not do this, that is extremely weird

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited September 2023
    Thank goodness we've sufficiently condemned "the funniest behavior from a politician in recent memory," that was a close one, we almost lost good people to the salacious musical theater handjob mines

    Poorochondriac on
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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    I can't believe we've received a gift horse as purely, objectively hilarious as "active member of Congress rips cotton and rounds first base at Beetlejuice musical" and some motherfuckers are checking the teeth

    smdh there's no pleasing some people

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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    It’s that you can hear the Awooga even without the sound. Like it’s remarkable.

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Can't say I'm happy to know Lauren Boebert is having more sex than me

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    God dammit, I'm going to have to watch Beetlejuice today...

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2023
    At my ollllld job working at Apple, I had occasion to kick several people out of the store for looking at porn on store computers. Usually they were embarrassed and went sheepishly. Sometimes they tried to claim they weren't doing it and that this is bullshit.

    But this one guy just glared at me, started to walk out, then as they were exiting they screamed to everyone in the store "YOU CAN'T STOP ME. NOTHING YOU CAN DO WILL STOP ME!"

    And I gotta say, if you're getting ejected from a store for watching porn with your hand shoved down your pants, that's sure is a powerful statement to go out on.

    Another time someone brought a horse into the store. Another customer asked us to make the person with the horse leave. We did not, because horses are way cooler than public tuggers.

    Last time I kicked a dude out of the library for watching porn, he spent several minutes refusing to leave and shouting that he was just testing us because he knew we were all pedophiles and this proved it.

    So that was a neat afternoon.

    We did used to have some kids who rode horses to the library on a pretty regular basis back at Honest Jedoc's Down-Home Bookateria, though, just to bring the whole thing full circle.

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    Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    Meanwhile, someone has made the obvious (in hindsight) comparison:

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    ZekZek Registered User regular
    I think I'm fairly sex positive, but like, not right next to me in public maybe?

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2023
    Zek wrote: »
    I think I'm fairly sex positive, but like, not right next to me in public maybe?

    didn't happen right next to you in public though

    this is a purely hypothetical situation, didn't happen and won't happen to anyone here, nobody's gonna do this to any of you, this is a Seinfeld sitcom bit

    anyway not gonna keep talking about it, I'm on pooro's side and that's good enough for me

    Houk the Namebringer on
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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited September 2023
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    MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    With two little kids I don't get out nearly as often, but genuine question, is vaping indoors more or less treated as smoking l?

    I am in the business of saving lives.
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    Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    MegaMan001 wrote: »
    With two little kids I don't get out nearly as often, but genuine question, is vaping indoors more or less treated as smoking l?

    It's less of an immediate nuisance than actual tobacco and a lot of people get away with it in certain public spaces so long as they're not blatantly blowing clouds. However, somewhere like a theater where you can't move away from it *and* it's indoors *and* the lighting means it's gonna be especially obnoxious in the moment

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    TomantaTomanta Registered User regular
    The Texas Senate acquitted Ken Paxton of all 16 impeachment articles, he gets to continue being AG and avoiding his 2015 felony charges + all the others that he's been indicted on since then.

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    oh good, so it was only a slight hiccup in Texas's clean record of being the fucking worst

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Mortal Sky wrote: »
    MegaMan001 wrote: »
    With two little kids I don't get out nearly as often, but genuine question, is vaping indoors more or less treated as smoking l?

    It's less of an immediate nuisance than actual tobacco and a lot of people get away with it in certain public spaces so long as they're not blatantly blowing clouds. However, somewhere like a theater where you can't move away from it *and* it's indoors *and* the lighting means it's gonna be especially obnoxious in the moment

    It can still set off people's asthma so I consider it no less than smoking. And swear to every fucking deity if someone started vaping indoors near me I'd be out of my seat and grabbing that vape out of their hands to smash it on the ground faster than the intrusive thoughts could get a word in

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    ZekZek Registered User regular
    edited September 2023
    Zek wrote: »
    I think I'm fairly sex positive, but like, not right next to me in public maybe?

    didn't happen right next to you in public though

    this is a purely hypothetical situation, didn't happen and won't happen to anyone here, nobody's gonna do this to any of you, this is a Seinfeld sitcom bit

    anyway not gonna keep talking about it, I'm on pooro's side and that's good enough for me

    Sorry I should have mentioned, this did happen right next to me. I got pretty ticked off and said some things to Lauren I regret, just a little.

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    minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    What’s the funniest broadway show to get caught giving or receiving a handjob during?

    Off the top of my head, I want to say Blue Man Group.

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Assassins

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Getting Cirque D’ Solaid

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    What’s the funniest broadway show to get caught giving or receiving a handjob during?

    Off the top of my head, I want to say Blue Man Group.

    Woody, the Woody Guthrie musical.

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    destroyah87destroyah87 They/Them Preferred: She/Her - Please UseRegistered User regular
    What’s the funniest broadway show to get caught giving or receiving a handjob during?

    Off the top of my head, I want to say Blue Man Group.

    Call it getting a bluejob.

    Shrek would be a close second.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Jagged Little Pill has gotta be up there, just for the beautiful symmetry

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    What’s the funniest broadway show to get caught giving or receiving a handjob during?

    Off the top of my head, I want to say Blue Man Group.

    Urinetown

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