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@Poorochondriac's Official Baby Shower Thread

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    I'd like to say that the sheer amount of folks who donated in increments of 69 give me hope for this world. It was really nice of y'all. 😎

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Congrats on the baby pooro!

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    CelloCello Registered User regular
    Oh, I thought this was my subscription fee for the Pathologic 2 Pooro And Progeny stream

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    TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    Cello wrote: »
    Oh, I thought this was my subscription fee for the Pathologic 2 Pooro And Progeny stream

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Hell yeah

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    ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    Pooro I'm so happy to hear that the kiddo is out of the NICU. That's a harrowing time, I know from experience. Happy, healthy, that's the cool shit. Enjoy it!

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Wait, so a professional writer just happens to be a beloved member of a community that communicates almost entirely through writing?

    Dammit, I think we've been bamboozled, everyone. This has all been a long con to shake down nerds for diaper money.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    being a dad is for dorks

    good job dork

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    ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Wait, so a professional writer just happens to be a beloved member of a community that communicates almost entirely through writing?

    Dammit, I think we've been bamboozled, everyone. This has all been a long con to shake down nerds for diaper money.

    Considering how long pooro's been active here, it seems to match the hourly rate writers can expect.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Knob wrote: »
    being a dad is for dorks

    good job dork

    Hey..I’m a Da….Nevermind

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    minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    Knob wrote: »
    being a dad is for dorks

    good job dork

    Hey..I’m a Da….Nevermind

    Dooooooooooooooooork

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    congrats on your baby who is now legally named Crypto.com Arena

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    DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    Just imagine, in 13 years pooro's kid will see all of this!

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Just imagine, in 13 years pooro's kid will see all of this!

    If these forums are still around in 13 years

    And we are still posting on it

    And Pooro's kid actually wants to post here

    Well, that would be something. What, exactly, I'm not sure, but it'd be a lot of something.

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    never dienever die Registered User regular
    Holy shit congrats!

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    The Zombie PenguinThe Zombie Penguin Eternal Hungry Corpse Registered User regular
    Hey, congrats!

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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Congrats Pooro, glad the baby is safe and sound!

    Also good luck and get sleep when you can!

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    MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    Congrats Pooro, and as someone with three months of dad experience on you, remember to change your shirt before you leave the house, there is baby spit up on there somewhere.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Just imagine, in 13 years pooro's kid will see all of this!

    Jesus Christ can you imagine? In 13 years we'll all be Raijin's age.

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    this is probably the thread to post these cool pathologic tarot cards I saw today

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Just imagine, in 13 years pooro's kid will see all of this!

    If these forums are still around in 13 years

    And we are still posting on it

    And Pooro's kid actually wants to post here

    Well, that would be something. What, exactly, I'm not sure, but it'd be a lot of something.

    We probably said the same thing 13 years ago

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    this is probably the thread to post these cool pathologic tarot cards I saw today


    it shouldn't surprise me when I find out I know the same people online as someone else around here because obviously we are friends with the same circles of people, but it always does surprise me anyway

    but yeah that artist is a cool person and as big of a pathologic fan as pooro is

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Just imagine, in 13 years pooro's kid will see all of this!

    If these forums are still around in 13 years

    And we are still posting on it

    And Pooro's kid actually wants to post here

    Well, that would be something. What, exactly, I'm not sure, but it'd be a lot of something.

    We probably said the same thing 13 years ago

    If someone was talking about Poorochondriac having a kid 13 years ago on these forums, they must be the reincarnation of Nostradamus.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited October 2023
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Just imagine, in 13 years pooro's kid will see all of this!

    If these forums are still around in 13 years

    And we are still posting on it

    And Pooro's kid actually wants to post here

    Well, that would be something. What, exactly, I'm not sure, but it'd be a lot of something.

    We probably said the same thing 13 years ago

    If someone was talking about Poorochondriac having a kid 13 years ago on these forums, they must be the reincarnation of Nostradamus.

    Anyone who successfully drew a line from Four Loko Pooro to Blissed Out Filing This Baby's Nails While She Naps Pooro should probably be down at the race track picking ponies, yeah
    KalTorak wrote: »
    congrats on your baby who is now legally named Crypto.com Arena

    We didn't name her until we'd been in the hospital a couple of days. We thought we'd have more time to settle on a name, so we kept dicking around with comedy names like Cyberbully, or Remington CoolRanch.

    Everyone says they love what we did settle on, but if we're being honest I imagine a lot of the ostensible joy is more accurately called "relief"

    Poorochondriac on
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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    PoorochondriAchtung Baby is a beautiful name and everyone is glad you two picked it.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    So if everybody loves what you settled on, it must be Reagansucked?

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    edited October 2023
    My earliest memory of Pooro was hanging out @Blake T house and somehow Pooro came up in conversation, and Blake goes, “yeah he’s a cool guy, I hung out with when I was in states. Hey here’s a video of him chugging a tall boy of straight vodka” and I remember thinking, damn he is one hell of a guy

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Just imagine, in 13 years pooro's kid will see all of this!

    Jesus Christ can you imagine? In 13 years we'll all be Raijin's age.

    Expect Raijin

    Maek u think

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    Raijin is always Raijin's age

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    we'll catch him eventually

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Just imagine, in 13 years pooro's kid will see all of this!

    If these forums are still around in 13 years

    And we are still posting on it

    And Pooro's kid actually wants to post here

    Well, that would be something. What, exactly, I'm not sure, but it'd be a lot of something.

    We probably said the same thing 13 years ago

    If someone was talking about Poorochondriac having a kid 13 years ago on these forums, they must be the reincarnation of Nostradamus.

    Anyone who successfully drew a line from Four Loko Pooro to Blissed Out Filing This Baby's Nails While She Naps Pooro should probably be down at the race track picking ponies, yeah
    KalTorak wrote: »
    congrats on your baby who is now legally named Crypto.com Arena

    We didn't name her until we'd been in the hospital a couple of days. We thought we'd have more time to settle on a name, so we kept dicking around with comedy names like Cyberbully, or Remington CoolRanch.

    Everyone says they love what we did settle on, but if we're being honest I imagine a lot of the ostensible joy is more accurately called "relief"

    I started laughing out loud at this post, and I'm currently in a house full of people because we were all at a wedding yesterday and long story short one of those people might be stealing the name Remington CoolRanch as their nom du pornographie

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Remington CoolRanch is a good name. Going to use next time I need an RPG name.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Tef wrote: »
    My earliest memory of Pooro was hanging out @Blake T house and somehow Pooro came up in conversation, and he Blake goes, “yeah he’s a cool guy, I hung out with when I was in states. Hey here’s a video of him chugging a tall boy of straight vodka” and I remember thinking, damn he is one hell of a guy

    But I have never met pooro in real life though tef?

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Just imagine, in 13 years pooro's kid will see all of this!

    Jesus Christ can you imagine? In 13 years we'll all be Raijin's age.

    Oh COME ON! I’m right here…geez

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    ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    Remington CoolRanch is a good name. Going to use next time I need an RPG name.

    Yeah that's a Shadowrun name right there.

    Maybe Deadlands.

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    minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    I bet little DraftKings Turok O’Chondriac is a real sweetheart.

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
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    BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Just imagine, in 13 years pooro's kid will see all of this!

    If these forums are still around in 13 years

    And we are still posting on it

    And Pooro's kid actually wants to post here

    Well, that would be something. What, exactly, I'm not sure, but it'd be a lot of something.

    We probably said the same thing 13 years ago

    they must be the reincarnation of Nostradamus.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Who among us hasn't rattled off a few quatrains after some quaffed grains... fermented grains, I mean. Alcohol, in other words. Look, I'm sober on a Sunday morning right now, you can't expect my best work.

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Who among us hasn't rattled off a few quatrains after some quaffed grains... fermented grains, I mean. Alcohol, in other words. Look, I'm sober on a Sunday morning right now, you can't expect my best work.

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    IoloIolo iolo Registered User regular
    When MI's marvelous email thread about this achieved sentience and demanded naming rights for the child, I naturally assumed we'd all be oohing and ahhing over pictures of adorable little Wangs Pooro.

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