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Penny Arcade - Comic - The DeepStore

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The DeepStore!

Penny Arcade - Comic - The DeepStore

Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.

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  • OverkillengineOverkillengine Registered User regular
    edited November 2023
    Made from artisanal organic free range gluten free ethically sourced GabeN, and redolent of the same, of course, from wax to wick. Light the candle and let the olfactory penetration begin.


    No, you may NOT know what my points shop balance is.

    Overkillengine on
  • dennisdennis aka bingley Registered User regular
    I have also never spent a single steam point, and have over 100k. Because every time I forget and think, "wait, what can you do with these things it tells me about every time I make a purchase?", I look it up and see
    Use your points to customize your Steam presence or award fellow members of the community.
    and realize I don't give a single shit about any of that.

  • KoopahTroopahKoopahTroopah The koopas, the troopas. Philadelphia, PARegistered User regular
  • V1mV1m Registered User regular
    edited November 2023
    dennis wrote: »
    I have also never spent a single steam point, and have over 100k. Because every time I forget and think, "wait, what can you do with these things it tells me about every time I make a purchase?", I look it up and see
    Use your points to customize your Steam presence or award fellow members of the community.
    and realize I don't give a single shit about any of that.

    Big same. I would gladly gift them to my nephews who might have the time and energy to care about such things and would rejoice in "skins" and whatnot, but apparently one can't. I do not understand why, when one buys something for someone as a Steam Gift, there isn't also the option to include the points accrued thereby.
    I love that GabeN art.

    Yeah I'd spend some Steam Points on it.

    V1m on
  • MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    Just checked. I have 70k.

    For 50k I can stand next to Gabe and take one (1) picture.
    Does not include a scheduled meeting, we just have to be the same room at the same time.

  • Golden YakGolden Yak Burnished Bovine The sunny beaches of CanadaRegistered User regular
    I have 100k (and as of yesterday 69 games, nice)

    I have purchased a single item - an avatar frame. Not for any one else to look at, I don't do any steam community stuff either. It's just something for me.

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  • Monkey Ball WarriorMonkey Ball Warrior A collection of mediocre hats Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Yeh i was unaware of the entire concept before the comic, I have over 100k points but the only thing even remotely interesting in there is buffing the number of cheevos you can show off on your profile. It seems deeply pointless.

    "I resent the entire notion of a body as an ante and then raise you a generalized dissatisfaction with physicality itself" -- Tycho
  • BremenBremen Registered User regular
    I have 178k. I think I may have a problem.

  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    I read steam reviews before I purchase games and I spend my points to slap awards on the most helpful and/or entertaining reviews. More awards mean more eyes on the review, and hopefully the reviewers are encouraged by the dopamine hit of receiving awards to continue writing helpful reviews

    I've also bought some avatar, frame, background junk to brighten up my user experience but that's because I keep spending money on games I will never play and thus accrue excess points

  • ironzergironzerg Registered User regular
    I have almost 400k. And I spent some here and there. I also have kids, and when they put up a picture on Steam or do a review, even if it's "Good game" I gift them some points because seeing a chicken spitting fire next to something they put on the internet delights them.

    Also, the Deck is some legit shit, as I've posted many times in the Steam thread. And it absolutely doubles as a computer. A few months ago, I had to take middle kids computer in to get rebuild because (not really exaggerating, I tell them not to eat at their computers), food debris (think cheeze puff dust) had somehow entered the case, clogged up the fans, and blew the power source, which also fried the motherboard...anyway...

    I took mercy on him by hooking up the Steam deck to his monitor, mouse, and keyboard. He was a little bummed when I told him he'd have to play on the Steam Deck for a week, then instantly came back to life when I showed him it was literally the same as playing from Steam on his computer.

    Anyway, for those with extensive Steam libraries, or those who aspire to it, I can't say enough good stuff about the Steam Deck. I, too, came very, very close to buying a new OLED version because the upgrades looked amazing. As in, my credit card was out of the wallet...but discretion was the better part of valor that week. Of course, when they debut Steam Deck 3.0, it's an instant buy, I'm sure of it.

  • dennisdennis aka bingley Registered User regular
    I ordered an OLED deck a few days ago. I was "forced" to by an upcoming plane (well, technically four plane) trip for xmas with my kids. One Switch between two kids is a recipe for disaster.

    I'd also been pondering a way to play PC games on the main monitor. Both for games I'm playing, but also to have a more locked down experience to let my kids have some PC gaming time. Right now, they both share the switch hooked up to the TV, and wind up working together on a lot of games. I'm hoping this will have the same feel.

    Also hoping I can get some of the plethora of free Epic Game Store games to work. From googling it sounds like a lot of people have gotten it to so I'm optimistic.

  • MarcinMNMarcinMN Registered User regular
    edited November 2023
    I only have 4,269 points. That seems like proof of what I've long suspected: I'm on my way out as a gamer. lol

    It's too bad it's based solely on money spent in the store. Otherwise I'd think that my 5,500+ hours in the Steam version of Final Fantasy XIV alone would be worth more than that. :smiley:

    MarcinMN on
    "It's just as I've always said. We are being digested by an amoral universe."

    -Tycho Brahe
  • OverkillengineOverkillengine Registered User regular
    edited November 2023
    dennis wrote: »
    I have also never spent a single steam point, and have over 100k. Because every time I forget and think, "wait, what can you do with these things it tells me about every time I make a purchase?", I look it up and see
    Use your points to customize your Steam presence or award fellow members of the community.
    and realize I don't give a single shit about any of that.

    Yeah my only "purchase" that I can ever recall making was for an animated avatar border many years ago. I do most of my actual socializing via other platforms, so the features presented were, "meh" tier for me. And I am not jumping through the points shop hoops to hand an award out to some Rando Calrissian I played one match with out of hundreds.

    Overkillengine on
  • LtPowersLtPowers Registered User regular
    MarcinMN wrote: »
    I only have 4,269 points. That seems like proof of what I've long suspected: I'm on my way out as a gamer. lol

    Wow, I didn't think my 7,132 would beat anyone.


    Powers &8^]

  • nialloniallo Registered User regular
    edited November 2023
    I have 45k, but I'm sure I had more. When I learned they existed I spent tens of thousands on random stuff, since they're meaningless. I can display all sorts of nerdy backgrounds to my profile, should I care to.

    I do use the market to sell those cards. I noticed I had a ton, and I got into the habit of putting them on the auction system. I'd guess I've gotten about 100 USD from those?

    When people complain about Epic not being very good, I half agree, because the UI isn't great, and it doesn't have user reviews, but then I also think of all the absolutely useless bullshit on Steam like this, and the bad peripheral support, unmodded forums, and just general terrible QA (of the software, e.g. game trailers not playing most times). And so Epic suddenly doesn't seem so bad.

    Steam's not terrible, but the software team seems to be 3 guys and a raccoon, and since they're making an insane amount of money, they could maybe spring for a fourth coder, or maybe a red panda.

    niallo on
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  • dennisdennis aka bingley Registered User regular
    edited November 2023
    niallo wrote: »
    When people complain about Epic not being very good, I half agree, because the UI isn't great, and it doesn't have user reviews, but then I also think of all the absolutely useless bullshit on Steam like this, and the bad peripheral support, unmodded forums, and just general terrible QA (of the software, e.g. game trailers not playing most times). And so Epic suddenly doesn't seem so bad.

    Steam's not terrible, but the software team seems to be 3 guys and a raccoon, and since they're making an insane amount of money, they could maybe spring for a fourth coder, or maybe a red panda.

    These are my thoughts exactly. Steam is mom's home cooking for a lot of people, even though mom is a terrible cook. And also a billionaire that could afford cooking lessons or to just hire a decent chef.

    dennis on
  • RatherDashing89RatherDashing89 Registered User regular
    edited November 2023
    To jump on the bandwagon I decided to try to find out how many points I have.

    On the way to figuring out where the points even were, I found out that I am Level 13. I have 8 badges. I've earned a slot for a Showcase on my profile. I have 320 "Steam items" (which seem to be the trading cards...thing?

    ...and finally I found out I have 32,000 points. It was like walking through a graveyard of abandoned Engagement schemes.

    Oh! And of the 1,340 animated avatars I could choose from....they are not sorted or sortable in any way. Just gotta...tab through all thirteen hundred till you find one you want.

    Oh oh! And I found a cool Frostpunk "profile" which includes an animated avatar, frame, and an animated background! Like a skin for Steam!

    ...

    ...that only shows up when viewing my Profile. So not, like, when I'm browsing my games or anything. Does anyone ever click on anyone's profile? Why would you?

    RatherDashing89 on
  • Eat it You Nasty Pig.Eat it You Nasty Pig. tell homeland security 'we are the bomb'Registered User regular
    I mean, steam was good before they added silly points and it's good after adding silly points

    somebody at the company clearly has a hard-on for engagement-driving shit like this because they keep trying to make it happen, but you can also just completely ignore it

    hold your head high soldier, it ain't over yet
    that's why we call it the struggle, you're supposed to sweat
  • OverkillengineOverkillengine Registered User regular
    somebody at the company clearly has a hard-on for engagement-driving shit like this because they keep trying to make it happen, but you can also just completely ignore it


    It's so fetch!

    Yeah it's not going to happen. I like having the chat and voip as an option, but it's not something I prioritize since external options are usually better anyways. Just useful to have around if someone has nothing else.

  • RatherDashing89RatherDashing89 Registered User regular
    I mean, steam was good before they added silly points and it's good after adding silly points

    somebody at the company clearly has a hard-on for engagement-driving shit like this because they keep trying to make it happen, but you can also just completely ignore it

    still fun to dunk on them for implementing it so poorly though....

  • dennisdennis aka bingley Registered User regular
    edited November 2023
    On the way to figuring out where the points even were, I found out that I am Level 13

    I was once told my opinion on some steam forum thread didn't matter, because I was only a Level 1 scrub.

    The "expert" didn't know enough about Steam to know that you can hide your level (if you don't care about that bullshit, and instinctually set privacy settings at maximum), and if you do so it just shows "Level 1".

    dennis on
  • Anon von ZilchAnon von Zilch Registered User regular
    dennis wrote: »
    The "expert" didn't know enough about Steam to know that you can hide your level

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  • dennisdennis aka bingley Registered User regular
    Not that I'm uber-high level. I didn't even get into the argument that level is just "how much money you have to spend on games", and we've all seen very publicly how wealth is not tied to competence...

  • V1mV1m Registered User regular
    dennis wrote: »
    I ordered an OLED deck a few days ago. I was "forced" to by an upcoming plane (well, technically four plane) trip for xmas with my kids. One Switch between two kids is a recipe for disaster.

    I'd also been pondering a way to play PC games on the main monitor. Both for games I'm playing, but also to have a more locked down experience to let my kids have some PC gaming time. Right now, they both share the switch hooked up to the TV, and wind up working together on a lot of games. I'm hoping this will have the same feel.

    Also hoping I can get some of the plethora of free Epic Game Store games to work. From googling it sounds like a lot of people have gotten it to so I'm optimistic.

    https://heroicgameslauncher.com/

  • RatherDashing89RatherDashing89 Registered User regular
    dennis wrote: »
    Not that I'm uber-high level. I didn't even get into the argument that level is just "how much money you have to spend on games", and we've all seen very publicly how wealth is not tied to competence...

    If anything, "winning at Steam" means having the most games, the least playtime, and the least money spent. That would mean you are a pro at playing the Steam Sale game. That should be what they base levels on.

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