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ShinobiShinobi Registered User regular
edited June 2007 in Social Entropy++
What would win a gorilla or a grizzly bear?

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WEIGHT:
Gorilla: ~400lbs
Bear: 400-1,500lbs.

PROS:
Gorilla: Superior Intelligence
Bear: Claws

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  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    What would what... what?

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  • PusciferPuscifer Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Bergy would win.

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  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I would win a gorilla or a grizzly bear, gladly.

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  • ShinobiShinobi Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Wait is it dieing or dying?

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Bear. Because Bear Grillz and Bear McCreary both have "Bear" in their name, and they're both insanely badass. Therefore: Bear.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    3. Larlar

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Not making bad threads would win respect.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    3. Larlar

    Damn you cripple!

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    3. Larlar

    Damn you cripple!

    cripplestix for the win

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  • ShinobiShinobi Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Butler wrote: »
    Not making bad threads would win respect.

    Don't hate.

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  • Abraham F. HawkAbraham F. Hawk Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Whoever wins,

    man will kill.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I used an "x" because I'm extreme



    extreme cripple. We go around and fall over slightly higher curbs then "regular old lame ass cripples".



    cause if you ain't face down in a IHOP parking lot..... you ain't livin' man

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    I used an "x" because I'm extreme



    extreme cripple. We go around and fall over slightly higher curbs then "regular old lame ass cripples".



    cause if you ain't face down in a IHOP parking lot..... you ain't livin' man


    Help! Help!


    I fallen and I can't get up

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  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    I used an "x" because I'm extreme



    extreme cripple. We go around and fall over slightly higher curbs then "regular old lame ass cripples".



    cause if you ain't face down in a IHOP parking lot..... you ain't livin' man


    Help! Help!


    I fallen and I can't get up


    I've fallen and I can't get up TO THE MAX

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Lets all drink Mt. Dew and talk about our Government disability checks

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    SpongeCake wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    I used an "x" because I'm extreme



    extreme cripple. We go around and fall over slightly higher curbs then "regular old lame ass cripples".



    cause if you ain't face down in a IHOP parking lot..... you ain't livin' man


    Help! Help!


    I fallen and I can't get up


    I've fallen and I can't get up TO THE MAX


    Yeah!

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    cripplex

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    the backflip kid is actually pretty cool.

    I like him.


    him and lazy legz. and the one legged breakdancer.

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    apparently carbination erodes/destroys your dna :(

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Seph wrote: »
    apparently carbination erodes/destroys your dna :(

    lies!

    I drink 100 cans a week and I'm fine.....






    wait....... fuck.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    Seph wrote: »
    apparently carbination erodes/destroys your dna :(

    lies!

    I drink 100 cans a week and I'm fine.....






    wait....... fuck.


    Its just Darwin make sure you don't fuck up his theory. :)

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2007
    chuck norris lol

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Is that some Han Solo reference I'm missing?

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Dude, the gorilla would most likely rip the bear's arms off. No joke.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    but the bear would maul the shit out of the gorilla

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    err not without arms, idiot

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2007
    oh holy shit payday

    30 hours of overtime and 8 hours of holiday pay makes me a happy panda

    oh lordy what am i going to buy with this loot

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Question: What kind of bear is best?

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    err not without arms, idiot

    It really comes down to who wins the init roll.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    oh holy shit payday

    30 hours of overtime and 8 hours of holiday pay makes me a happy panda

    oh lordy what am i going to buy with this loot


    Step 1) Buy Beer.
    Step 2) Drink Beer.
    Step 3) See Step 1

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Gorillas have 9 I. Bears have 5 at best.
    Gorillas = automatic first swipe.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Seph wrote: »
    apparently carbination erodes/destroys your dna :(

    lies!

    I drink 100 cans a week and I'm fine.....






    wait....... fuck.


    Its just Darwin make sure you don't fuck up his theory. :)



    no shit... 80+ cans a week. I'm constantly drinking a diet caffinated beverage of some type.

    diet coke
    diet pepsi
    coke zero
    cherry coke zero
    diet dr pepper


    I don't think I ever go more then 5 mins without drinking something. I keep a stack of 12 packs at the office, at home, in the car...

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    Question: What kind of bear is best?
    polar

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2007
    man that is going to be a lot of beer

    i was thinking of finally getting some proper studio monitors

    or maybe one of those sweet telecaster clones on rondomusic

    or save it for a month and when i get my next check with hells of overtime get a kickin' laptop

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    a gorilla might win against a brown bear maybe

    a polar bear though

    NEXT SEASON ON LOST

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    man that is going to be a lot of beer

    i was thinking of finally getting some proper studio monitors

    or maybe one of those sweet telecaster clones on rondomusic

    or save it for a month and when i get my next check with hells of overtime get a kickin' laptop

    new macbook pros just came out

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  • AggronautAggronaut Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    a lot of beer generally isn't as much as you originally thought it would be

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2007
    oh god how much

    like $5000 probably

    no matter how much i want a macbook i am doomed to never afford one

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    knob why don't you just get a set of Sony V6's? They are cheap and pretty benchmark.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Aggronaut wrote: »
    a lot of beer generally isn't as much as you originally thought it would be

    That's because it is scientific fact that it is impossible to have too much beer.

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