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I love a good one-sided beating in the first half, because it provides room for a comeback (which is exciting) or an absolute dumpstering (which is hilarious if you're not activiely cheering the team getting dumpstered). The only real bad scenario is a scoreless second half.
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ShadowenSnores in the morningLoserdomRegistered Userregular
And, like a real Youtuber, he's learned to capitalize on his memeable misery and clipped it himself, complete with edits.
Notice: he mentions at the start of that segment that he's got 12k people watching live. The VOD of the full game had 150000 views the last time I checked (most, no doubt, on that section of the video.) I wonder how many views the 5 minute video version will get.
I don't wish failure or misery on a whole lot of people but I am very happy to see him stinking up the joint for what I have to assume is his final season of football
He livestreamed his play by play of the game and the two top-rated comments on the VOD are timestamps of that moment.
I didn't even know who this was before now but this reaction is SO fucking funny.
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Sweeney Tomtry The Substanceit changed my lifeRegistered Userregular
man from the posts I thought the cowboys-eagles game was like 3-3 but the eagles are... up 28 points?
eagles first half was a nightmare where they just couldn't get out of their own way, but then the cowboys remembered they had no players and started just turning the ball over every 2 seconds.
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Sweeney Tomtry The Substanceit changed my lifeRegistered Userregular
man from the posts I thought the cowboys-eagles game was like 3-3 but the eagles are... up 28 points?
The first score was an Eagles touchdown, 7-0
The Cowboys never at any point in the game, including the final score, had 7 points total. If the Eagles offense literally never touched the ball or attempted a kick again, they would have still won from that point on
The Cowboys never at any point in the game, including the final score, had 7 points total. If the Eagles offense literally never touched the ball or attempted a kick again, they would have still won from that point on
And even that description sort of overstates the defense. Not to say that they didn't play well, but the Cowboys just kept giving the ball away - they turned the ball over five times and none of them was really an outstanding play by a defender, just sloppy-ass ball security all game long
I'm fairly optimistic about philly's overall trajectory this season, but today's result said less about how good the eagles are and more about just how dire Dallas is right now. They were pretty poor with Dak, now he's gone and the QBs behind him appear to be hot garbage. They still have games against Carolina and the Giants on the schedule, but 3-14 is very much on the table
fake edit: It just occurred to me that if the Cowboys stumble into a top-3 pick Jerrah is absolutely going to take Shedeur Sanders, Dak's new contract be damned
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And, like a real Youtuber, he's learned to capitalize on his memeable misery and clipped it himself, complete with edits.
Notice: he mentions at the start of that segment that he's got 12k people watching live. The VOD of the full game had 150000 views the last time I checked (most, no doubt, on that section of the video.) I wonder how many views the 5 minute video version will get.
Like REALLY sucks?
Aaron Rodgers
You should watch his power rankings videos and his weirdly accurate curse wheel.
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I like to think Andrew Luck has a giant shit eating grin that'll need surgically removed at this moment.
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backup has to do the same cadence as the starter, yea
Yeah about that
Just a lost fumble and a pick so far, but next drive he'll turn it around.
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That was so incredibly satisfying
eagles first half was a nightmare where they just couldn't get out of their own way, but then the cowboys remembered they had no players and started just turning the ball over every 2 seconds.
The first score was an Eagles touchdown, 7-0
The Cowboys never at any point in the game, including the final score, had 7 points total. If the Eagles offense literally never touched the ball or attempted a kick again, they would have still won from that point on
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That metallic candy red for the helmets is gorgeous.
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And even that description sort of overstates the defense. Not to say that they didn't play well, but the Cowboys just kept giving the ball away - they turned the ball over five times and none of them was really an outstanding play by a defender, just sloppy-ass ball security all game long
I'm fairly optimistic about philly's overall trajectory this season, but today's result said less about how good the eagles are and more about just how dire Dallas is right now. They were pretty poor with Dak, now he's gone and the QBs behind him appear to be hot garbage. They still have games against Carolina and the Giants on the schedule, but 3-14 is very much on the table
fake edit: It just occurred to me that if the Cowboys stumble into a top-3 pick Jerrah is absolutely going to take Shedeur Sanders, Dak's new contract be damned
"I assume you won't go for it on 4th down?"
"We'll never know, will we? You know I'm a degenerate."
I don't dislike them, but I keep thinking the Lions are playing the Cardinals instead
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Slowik what are these calls?
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Yeah, Goff hasn't looked comfortable in the pocket all game.
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