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Best Burger in town: Part 3

MatthewMatthew Registered User regular
Ok, it’s been around five years since I put up a thread like this. So tell me, where is the best Burger in your town? If you can, feel free to provide pictures! Make everyone else here jealous of the glory of your burger!

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  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    Red Mill Burger

    Double Deluxe

    maybe bacon if youre feeling cute idk


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  • PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    For the price, probably McDonalds. They've got good quality control nowadays

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    Doc: That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.
  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    I have access to Culver’s, and for fast food you’re just not going to find a better burger.

  • KamarKamar Registered User regular
    edited March 17
    I don't think I can be trusted on burgers, I have the palate of a child.

    Any burger fancier than a Hardee's Angus Burger isn't for me unless I made it myself. I especially hate the generic 'good burger' from whatever higher-end chain or local place that everyone talks up but that really just tastes like grease, shredded lettuce, and mayonnaise. Those places tend to have great chicken tenders, though.

    edit: Culver's is actually my current town's example of the 'the best burger in town' that tastes like a grease trap. Like every other best burger in town in any town I've ever lived in.

    I love lower-mid tier trash, like Whopper Jrs or Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers or the like. I mostly just buy value menu garbage like McDoubles and BK Stackers and whatnot.

    Can't have it now since neither slider place is in town, but I'll fight someone for a sackful of Krystal sliders (not terribly different from White Castle sliders). Always lived with soft-gutted cowards who would whine they didn't want Krystal because they'll shit their guts out or throw up or whatever, pfft.

    Kamar on
  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited March 17
    We talking smash burgers? Fat burgers? Steamed hams?
    I love a good smash burger but I think they've been overexposed in the burger world over the last few years
    No one is innovating the classic steamed ham anymore sadly. I think white castle is the only place not in the midwest that still makes a steamed burger.

    dlinfiniti on
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  • KamarKamar Registered User regular
    Nevermind what I wrote up there, I forgot. The best burger in town is my smashburger patty melt, localized entirely to my kitchen.

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  • JazzJazz Registered User regular
    Paladin wrote: »
    For the price, probably McDonalds. They've got good quality control nowadays

    Pretty much the case here too. And some of their new "limited time" etc burgers in this neck of the woods (UK) have been remarkably good.

  • flamebroiledchickenflamebroiledchicken Registered User regular
    In NYC, Emily is primarily known as a pizza place, and their pizza is great, but the real star of the menu is the burger:

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    Dry-aged beef, cheddar, sauce, caramelized onions, pretzel bun. For 30 bucks, it's definitely a "fancy burger", not a casual everyday thing, but it's easily the best burger I've ever had.

    For fast food, your best option in NYC is probably Shake Shack, though I swear their burgers are getting smaller.

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Best burger in my town is the Cyril Figgis burger from Boxcar Burgers

    1/3lb patty, caramelized onion, goat cheese, fig jam, bacon and arugula

    think I may treat myself next weekend

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    That seems like too nice of a burger for that name

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Best burger is probably social burger here. Good fresh buns from a local bakery. Quality beef. Not too expensive. Good fries.

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  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    I kinda feel like we’ve hit a pinnacle on burgers in the last few years

    Okie-style smashburgs on toasty brioche is a fairly impeccable method

  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    edited March 17
    Sometimes I think I’m the only one left who prefers a big juicy pink burg

    The best I’ve ever had is still father’s office in LA, though it’s been at least ten years.

    VishNub on
  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    VishNub wrote: »
    Sometimes I think I’m the only one left who prefers a big juicy pink burg

    The best I’ve ever had is still father’s office in LA, though it’s been at least ten years.

    We don’t all have a jaw that unhinges, Vish!

  • KamarKamar Registered User regular
    edited March 17
    VishNub wrote: »
    Sometimes I think I’m the only one left who prefers a big juicy pink burg

    The best I’ve ever had is still father’s office in LA, though it’s been at least ten years.

    I never want a burger pink, pink hamburger is like undercooked chicken or pork (yes I know I can probably eat pork rare now but no, mentally, I cannot), but I'll take a nice fat homemade burger from time to time. Never a huge burger at a restaurant or the like, though.

    Kamar on
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Picture stolen from yelp.

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    Wife is out of town this week. So I will probably get dinner there at least one night. Also very good fries and top notch shakes.

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    VishNub wrote: »
    Sometimes I think I’m the only one left who prefers a big juicy pink burg

    The best I’ve ever had is still father’s office in LA, though it’s been at least ten years.

    We don’t all have a jaw that unhinges, Vish!

    Nothing is improved by making a burger taller vs. wider

  • PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    Marathon wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    VishNub wrote: »
    Sometimes I think I’m the only one left who prefers a big juicy pink burg

    The best I’ve ever had is still father’s office in LA, though it’s been at least ten years.

    We don’t all have a jaw that unhinges, Vish!

    Nothing is improved by making a burger taller vs. wider

    At a certain level of wideness the risk of ingredient variance reaches a critical point

    Marty: The future, it's where you're going?
    Doc: That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.
  • flamebroiledchickenflamebroiledchicken Registered User regular
    VishNub wrote: »
    Sometimes I think I’m the only one left who prefers a big juicy pink burg

    The best I’ve ever had is still father’s office in LA, though it’s been at least ten years.

    Yeah I'm not a huge fan of the smashburger style, gimme a big fat meatball on a bun

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  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    My home method is multiple smashed patties to get to the height I want with cheese in-between.

    I am in the business of saving lives.
  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    Paladin wrote: »
    Marathon wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    VishNub wrote: »
    Sometimes I think I’m the only one left who prefers a big juicy pink burg

    The best I’ve ever had is still father’s office in LA, though it’s been at least ten years.

    We don’t all have a jaw that unhinges, Vish!

    Nothing is improved by making a burger taller vs. wider

    At a certain level of wideness the risk of ingredient variance reaches a critical point

    True, but I think you have to go quite a bit further on that X-axis before you’re disappointed than you will on the y

  • PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    I want to try smashburger but I'm looking at smashburger videos and they all involve scraping the burger off the grill like it's a piece of gum on the bottom of your shoe. I don't want to barkeeper's friend my stainless steel pan or risk scratching it just to have a burger

    Marty: The future, it's where you're going?
    Doc: That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.
  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Paladin wrote: »
    I want to try smashburger but I'm looking at smashburger videos and they all involve scraping the burger off the grill like it's a piece of gum on the bottom of your shoe. I don't want to barkeeper's friend my stainless steel pan or risk scratching it just to have a burger

    I know cooking can be tricky sometimes, son
    I’ve got ninety-nine problems but Maillard ain’t one

  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    In NYC, Emily is primarily known as a pizza place, and their pizza is great, but the real star of the menu is the burger:

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    Dry-aged beef, cheddar, sauce, caramelized onions, pretzel bun. For 30 bucks, it's definitely a "fancy burger", not a casual everyday thing, but it's easily the best burger I've ever had.

    For fast food, your best option in NYC is probably Shake Shack, though I swear their burgers are getting smaller.

    Fuck this is a good burger and I miss it

    It tastes like Thanksgiving

  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    I can't really bring myself to believe that the emily burger can even be as good as the pizza there

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  • flamebroiledchickenflamebroiledchicken Registered User regular
    I can't really bring myself to believe that the emily burger can even be as good as the pizza there

    Emily's pizza is really good, but there's also like a hundred places that do really good Neapolitan-style pizza in NY. Their burger is something else.

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  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    My favorite place for burgers is shake shack.

    Their fries are trash, but I love their burger:
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    Smoke stack, shack stack is also good.

  • -Loki--Loki- Don't pee in my mouth and tell me it's raining. Registered User regular
    I get annoyed by fancy burgers, they usually lack the structural integrity to eat with your hands and turn into a knife and fork job.

  • zagdrobzagdrob Registered User regular
    Culver's is very very good for a fast food burger.

    I'm partial to In-N-Out but don't live anywhere near one and it's been 20 years since I've eaten there. I'll still definitely go there next time I'm within 100 miles of one.

    Otherwise I'm pretty happy just making them at home. They never disappoint, you can have exactly your toppings, and you don't ever get something greasy and disappointing hard to eat.

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    The best burger I’ve ever had at a restaurant was at Au Cheval in Chicago, bar none. Nothing I’ve had yet gets close.

  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products, Transition Team regular
    best smash burger is Harlem Shake in nyc at 124th and Malcolm X (6th ave).

    Best fancy burger in manhattan is gramercy tavern’s off menu thing, world famous, michelin starred, just god tier. They use all the fat trimmings from their steaks in the grind.

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    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    He he I’ve been there

    It was four blocks from my apartment

    gud shit

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Best fast food fries goes to Smashburger's smash fries.

    Crunchy tasty fries with a good seasoning? I am all in.

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Best fast food fries goes to Smashburger's smash fries.

    Crunchy tasty fries with a good seasoning? I am all in.

    I gotta give the trophy to Checkers

    but there's no Smashburger near where I live so I don't know

  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    There's a local chain around here called Barney's that does a pretty good burger. I'd call it closer to fancy just on pricing. I like the French, which is blue cheese, bacon, marinated onions, and the burger served on a baguette.

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  • honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    Having a beard gets in the way not making a mess of most burgers with sauce anyway, so I'm not extra bothered by very high burgs compared to normal burgs.

    Best burger shop here exclusively makes the big juicey (and medium grilled as standard) kind and it's been here since 2011 so a bit before the burger craze went off and "fancy" burger shops started popping up at every corner.
    They also make the best fries I've found so far.

    They also do extra special burgers of the week, but so far the regular bacon and hot peppers burger has always been better.

    Expensive though

  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    I like In and Out, but I cannot stand the fucking WORK to get one. There's always a line of approximately seven hundred people.

    I am in the business of saving lives.
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User, Transition Team regular
    Paladin wrote: »
    For the price, probably McDonalds. They've got good quality control nowadays

    mods

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User, Transition Team regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    The best burger I’ve ever had at a restaurant was at Au Cheval in Chicago, bar none. Nothing I’ve had yet gets close.

    I love hitting the pinnacle of some food like that! Like yep this is easily 3x as good as anything else I've ever eaten of the type. A whole other tier of good that I didn't even know existed.

  • Stabbity StyleStabbity Style He/Him | Warning: Mothership Reporting Kennewick, WARegistered User regular
    In Tri-Cities, maybe Bob's Burgers? It's kinda dire out here. Not that it's a bad burger, but it's also not especially noteworthy.
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