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Would it be better or worse to be eaten by a hot zombie?

DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughingin the pizza rainRegistered User regular
Okay, this is it, your number is up, your check is cashed, you're getting eaten by a zombie no matter what

would you prefer if the zombie that ate you was like, freshly turned and hot, you know, like a hot zombie?

Would it be better or worse to be eaten by a hot zombie? 57 votes

Better
26%
RedTideHoukaltlat55MegaMan001sarukunexisjkylefultonDepressperadoQuetziMaddocProhassZombie GandhijmcdonaldfacetiousSleep 15 votes
Worse
14%
MulysaSemproniusmrpakuThe Lovely BastardlazegamerEtiowsaLucedesKanadiscrider 8 votes
Indifferent
29%
Munkus BeaverreVerseminor incidentZeroCowtynicBahamutZEROMorninglordAnthrax! Please.userSpeed RacergodmodeMatevKristmas Kthulhunever dieTynnanJuggernutasofyeun 17 votes
Scaroused
29%
DarmakSonelanProlegomenaSirToastyShadowfireSkeithTehSpectreRingodurandal4532PinfeldorfTonkkaCaptain Inertiaspool32NecoFoolOnTheHillEvilCakepolarcamel 17 votes
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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Scaroused
    Got me a fear boner while I'm gettin et

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Scaroused
    My wife said, "Depends on what kind of eatin they're doin, nahmsayin?"

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    Better
    like, there's gonna be a few moments where you are in close proximity to the zombie but not yet killed and even if I was getting bitten it would suck for it to also smell really bad.

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    Scaroused
    Yessssssss

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    Yeah Zed!

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    Get it Zed!

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    Better
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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    Scaroused
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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    I suppose if given the choice between being eaten by Trash from Return of the Living Dead or not being eaten by Trash from Return of the Living Dead, I'd choose the former.

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    But zombies are corpses and therefor cold

    Checkmate atheists

  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    A zombie on fire would be worse, yes.

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Scaroused
    Eat me ass first, please, hot zombie.

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Hot zombies is muscling in on vampire turf imho

  • lazegamerlazegamer The magnanimous cyberspaceRegistered User regular
    Worse
    Oh wait, we mean sexy. I thought like hot soup zombie. I'd much rather it be chilled.

    I would download a car.
  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    Scaroused
    Vampires is Zombies 4 I think

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  • SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    theres a lot going on in the world rn so sorry but i don't have an opinion either way.

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    But zombies are corpses and therefor cold

    Checkmate atheists

    he said it was freshly turned

    maybe recently running a fever from the zombie infection

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    I didn’t know Tina Belcher posted here.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Worse
    i wanna be eaten by the hugest piece of shit zombie, just the ugliest motherfucker

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  • lazegamerlazegamer The magnanimous cyberspaceRegistered User regular
    Worse
    I still can't get the hot soupy zombie sloughing off it's skin while it eats me out of my head. Thanks.

    I would download a car.
  • reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    Indifferent
    I would prefer not to get eaten by any kind of zombie.

  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Scaroused
    i wanna be eaten by the hugest piece of shit zombie, just the ugliest motherfucker

    The zombie of Henry Kissinger?

  • discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    Worse
    Like, if the zombie is still warm, how do you know it's not just cannibalism

  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    Better
    it's not Armie Hammer

  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Indifferent
    Don't much care either way I just hope when I'm turned I get to be the big fuckin gross bloater zombie that waddles around and spits AoE juice at people.

  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Scaroused
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Don't much care either way I just hope when I'm turned I get to be the big fuckin gross bloater zombie that waddles around and spits AoE juice at people.

    I just played some Killing Floor 2 a couple minutes ago and now I wanna be one of the little spidery ones that crawls out of air vents and leaps at people's faces.

    Or one of the basic clots, just because the name is gross and it makes me laugh. Clot lol

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  • GrisloGrislo Registered User regular
    Where's the option for "a bunch of old men to get around me, and start biting and eating me alive"

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    i'm not getting eaten

    me and my bros practice our tactical skills at the local park everyday at 3:30pm those zombies don't stand a chance

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Scaroused
    Grislo wrote: »
    Where's the option for "a bunch of old men to get around me, and start biting and eating me alive"

    That's just living in late stage capitalism

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Better
    discrider wrote: »
    Like, if the zombie is still warm, how do you know it's not just cannibalism

    Wait are you saying being cannibalized would be worse than being eaten by a zombie?

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    As long as I’m dead when it’s over.

  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field ---Registered User, Transition Team regular
    Indifferent
    you say that at the start of every day though

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Better
    Better and I literally, like 30 minutes ago finished watching the movie What We Do in the Shadows for the first time so ummmmm I'm kind of an expert.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Indifferent
    facetious wrote: »
    Better and I literally, like 30 minutes ago finished watching the movie What We Do in the Shadows
    Oh cool
    for the first time
    What?? Only just now?

    I feel the forum has failed you

  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Better
    I've wanted to watch it for years I'm just bad at actually sitting down and watching things.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Yeah I watch a lot of things standing

  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    Better
    now you get the joy of watching the show, which is extremely fucking good

  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    Scaroused
    For whatever reason we couldn't get into the show. "Muuultipaack" is firmly in our lexicon though.

  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Scaroused
    I failed to get past Colin Robinson's energy drain

    Much like the "shitty teens" on that one episode of Community, the characters are too realistic to enjoy

  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Indifferent
    Colin Robinson is the greatest villain ever put to television.

  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field ---Registered User, Transition Team regular
    Indifferent
    hero, i think is the word you meant

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
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