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just got this email

crwthcrwth THAT'S ITRegistered User regular
in Social Entropy++
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please don’t tell my wife….

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    If you are in with me

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I remember getting one where they insinuated they filmed me committing the mortal sin of masturbation and they were going to send it to my entire email contact list if I didn’t send them some bitcoin.

    I did not send them bitcoin

  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    And what I mean by the fun is that I really love sex very much.

    And what I mean by that I really love sex very much is that I need your social security number and banking information.

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  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
    I like the fun of it but I don’t like the idea of it being a game where you can play a game and then you can play it and then you can

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    I remember getting one where they insinuated they filmed me committing the mortal sin of masturbation and they were going to send it to my entire email contact list if I didn’t send them some bitcoin.

    I did not send them bitcoin

    I got this one, too

    They said they recorded me through my webcam - problem is I don't have a webcam

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    HeadCreeps wrote: »
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    I remember getting one where they insinuated they filmed me committing the mortal sin of masturbation and they were going to send it to my entire email contact list if I didn’t send them some bitcoin.

    I did not send them bitcoin

    I got this one, too

    They said they recorded me through my webcam - problem is I don't have a webcam

    They couldn’t have caught me. I have never masturbated in my life.

  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    @mrs. crwth get in here and look at this smut your husband's into

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    I have rubbed bitcoins on my junk

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  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    HeadCreeps wrote: »
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    I remember getting one where they insinuated they filmed me committing the mortal sin of masturbation and they were going to send it to my entire email contact list if I didn’t send them some bitcoin.

    I did not send them bitcoin

    I got this one, too

    They said they recorded me through my webcam - problem is I don't have a webcam

    They couldn’t have caught me. I have never masturbated in my life.

    Ha ha, I mean, yeah, me neither, I was just saying, ha ha, yeah that's crazy :sweat_smile:

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  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    damn I wish someone would send me an e-mail

  • CelloCello Registered User regular
    Now Tito are you sure Sweet Baby isn't your wife??? Maybe it's a Pina Colada situation

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    why wouldn’t she just say it to me

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    spono wrote: »
    @mrs. crwth get in here and look at this smut your husband's into

    no!!!

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    HeadCreeps wrote: »
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    I remember getting one where they insinuated they filmed me committing the mortal sin of masturbation and they were going to send it to my entire email contact list if I didn’t send them some bitcoin.

    I did not send them bitcoin

    I got this one, too

    They said they recorded me through my webcam - problem is I don't have a webcam

    They couldn’t have caught me. I have never masturbated in my life.

    Yeah, and besides, I only masturbate in front of my mirror, not my webcam

    wait a second, what's behind this mirror...?

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Oh you too huh?

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    I only jerk off in front of large paintings that have had the eyes cut out

  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    Oh wow small world

    I only jerk off behind large paintings that have had the eyes cut out

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    Damnit Crwth, that was meant for your eyes only.
    You weren't supposed to share it on the forums.

    Sorry, but you are now out with me. Out with me forever.

  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    I have never once jerked off in front of my computer

    Now, if we were talking about jelqing. . .

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    @crwth did you go to the store yet

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  • GarthorGarthor Registered User regular
    Don't do it crwth

    it's a DEI trap

  • GarthorGarthor Registered User regular
    They're gonna make you put a black person in an Assassin's Creed game

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    just got this email

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    IT pro-tip if you get those emails to your work email be sure to reply and let them know you are a business professional with your title and boss' name and title and that you would never give up the company secrets you have access to and they should immediately stop emailing you here and give them your personal email

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    go for it... life's too short...

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  • HeavyVillainHeavyVillain Registered User regular
    HeadCreeps wrote: »
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    I remember getting one where they insinuated they filmed me committing the mortal sin of masturbation and they were going to send it to my entire email contact list if I didn’t send them some bitcoin.

    I did not send them bitcoin

    I got this one, too

    They said they recorded me through my webcam - problem is I don't have a webcam

    My mum got one of those emails and she asked me about it and I told her, mum, just stop watching all that porn. Easy fix

    (she doesnt even own a computer and basically only has an email because me and my sisters do)

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    go for it... life's too short...

    hmm

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  • CelloCello Registered User regular
    What if you simply asked for permission

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    wait........ Sweet Baby??

    crwth DON'T DO IT they'll turn you WOKE

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Shenron wrote: »
    Plot twist: the sender is Jacobkosh
    It's not a plot twist, he pervs out at chat, it is to be expected

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  • PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    edited May 29
    Veldrin wrote: »
    wait........ Sweet Baby??

    crwth DON'T DO IT they'll turn you WOKE

    Somewhere out there is a social media manager for a bbq sauce brand that was initially super happy their name was getting more traction, and then after 20 minutes and the realization sinking in, has been despondent ever since.

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