can you think of a sitcom cast that could beat the cheers cast in a fight

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  • MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    does anyone care to give their thoughts on the cast of grounded for life?

    I was just about to mention them. It's a powerhouse brother combo with Sean and Eddie Finnerty. Claudia is going to hold her own, and I think Lily can more than hold her own, but I don't have a lot of faith in the sons.

  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    Cheers Fraiser and Fraiser Fraiser would be natural allies at first, but due to the deep narcissistic streak in them both one would naturally attempt to defeat the other eventually. Then Niles would say a quip.

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    wait shit

    the most beatable sitcom cast?

    entourage.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    How many is Tony Danza from Who’s the Boss taking down?
    He’s not leading his team to victory but I feel like he’s taking a handful of people down

  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    wait shit

    the most beatable sitcom cast?

    entourage.

    oh yeah!

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  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    my gut wanted to say the happy endings crew, but jane would carry that team.

    so my answer is scrubs.

    i think carla, cox, and janitor would put up a fight

    somebody said modern family earlier and i think even with their numbers they would get demolished by most other casts in a quick instant

    i do not think the janitor and dr. cox could actually throw down, but i would be terrified to fight carla, it's true

    Dr Cox has definitely BEEN in fights, because when you act like he does it's going to happen eventually, but I find it hard to believe that he's ever won one. Just woke up later with a shiner saying "I probably deserved that"

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Magell wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    does anyone care to give their thoughts on the cast of grounded for life?

    I was just about to mention them. It's a powerhouse brother combo with Sean and Eddie Finnerty. Claudia is going to hold her own, and I think Lily can more than hold her own, but I don't have a lot of faith in the sons.

    also one of the sons just disappears partway through so he’s unreliable

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 11
    We’re all underestimating the cast of Living Single.

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    i think the party down crew has so much repressed tension that a fight with them escalates into an accidental murder

    My breakdown is:

    Henry - refuses to fight, goading him into it just makes him refuse harder, someone punches him and he just sits down and says he's done
    Ron - knows how to fight but grievously injures himself in an attempt to actually do so
    Kyle - claims to know how to fight, showboats, gets punched before he has a chance to do anything and immediately crumples
    Roman - refuses to fight, is eventually goaded into it and instantly knocked out
    Casey - might be able to do okay for herself, but as soon as everyone else is taken out is going to give up

    That said, Constance and Lydia both have that repressed tension thing going, so if they're around then you're right, someone might end up dead

  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Entourage talk a big game but are functionally worthless

  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    I don't know who would end the fight but I know who would start it and it would be Raven Baxter when she receives a vision that there will be a minor disagreement between a couple characters and sets out to make sure that the whole thing is cut off at the pass.

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    married with children…may not win but they’ve got what a lot of contenders have which is being in financial straits

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  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    I’m imagining the father-daughter combo from Entourage running ahead of their cast, and they get their heads kicked in before they get to the fight.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    crwth wrote: »
    married with children…may not win but they’ve got what a lot of contenders have which is being in financial straits

    Never count out Al Bundy

  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
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    these people are grizzled veterans

    each one is a hardened killer

    Oh god. I'm older than nearly everyone in that photo.
    Look, I'm just gonna lay down here and die underfoot in the middle of your Sitcom gang war.
    That okay with everyone?

    Also, I think my money goes to The Simpsons or American Dad.

  • Kevin CristKevin Crist I make the devil hit his knees and say the 'our father'Registered User regular
    Too Many Cooks

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    Shockingly left out of the conversation to date:

    Hank Hill is shown capable of fighting constantly
    Dale Gribble is willing to use poison at a moment's notice
    Bill has a deep and profound violence bubbling under his surface
    Boomhauer is a Texas Ranger

    Plus you've got the backup cast full of violent drunk hicks

    Arlen can put a beatdown is what I am saying

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Finally, a good thread

    Also the cast of Malcolm in the Middle would have that bar down to struts and cinders within six hours

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    Dan Connor beat up the dad from Good Luck Charlie that one time so yeah

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Every single cast member of Malcolm in the Middle is an unpredictable wild card in a fight

    As long as one of them goes off, I'm not sure anyone is beating them

  • PolaritiePolaritie Sleepy Registered User regular
    see317 wrote: »
    Brolo wrote: »
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    these people are grizzled veterans

    each one is a hardened killer

    Oh god. I'm older than nearly everyone in that photo.
    Look, I'm just gonna lay down here and die underfoot in the middle of your Sitcom gang war.
    That okay with everyone?

    Also, I think my money goes to The Simpsons or American Dad.

    How many does Maggie shoot dead before someone notices the baby has a shotgun?

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I really need to watch Malcolm In the Middle

  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    I think we need some structure here

    1) have they fought, are they hardened to violence

    2) are they good at fighting? Is there evidence of prowess?

    3) willingness to engage in combat, honourable or otherwise

    These are important questions

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    married with children…may not win but they’ve got what a lot of contenders have which is being in financial straits

    Never count out Al Bundy

    The whole point of the show was to count out Al Bundy

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    Sophia Petrillo is packing

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  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    Archer is an actual spy that has combat training, infiltration training, marksmanship training, and a bunch of funky gadgets.

    And he would absolutely not win.

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  • TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    I think we need some structure here

    1) have they fought, are they hardened to violence

    2) are they good at fighting? Is there evidence of prowess?

    3) willingness to engage in combat, honourable or otherwise

    These are important questions

    So we're back to Always Sunny

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    married with children…may not win but they’ve got what a lot of contenders have which is being in financial straits

    Never count out Al Bundy

    The whole point of the show was to count out Al Bundy

    but he scored four touchdowns in a single game…

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    edited June 11
    Also we’ve seen Al bundy fight

    Also Screech

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    20 seconds in and we’ve got Bryan Cranston naked and getting shaved.

    Why didn’t I watch this sooner?

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
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  • AlexandierAlexandier Registered User regular
    Small Wonder. The family sits back while Vicki's eyes go red as assassination protocols are engaged.

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 11
    Finally, a good thread

    Also the cast of Malcolm in the Middle would have that bar down to struts and cinders within six hours

    That’s hardly fair, you basically have Lex Luthor, Batmite, Robin, Toymaster, and Amanda Waller all in one family.

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  • AlexandierAlexandier Registered User regular
    Fresh Prince, pretty sure Uncle Phil and Geoffrey bushwhacker walk into the fight and go to town on everyone while Carla picks Will up and spinning piledrivers him.

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Alexandier wrote: »
    Fresh Prince, pretty sure Uncle Phil and Geoffrey bushwhacker walk into the fight and go to town on everyone while Carla picks Will up and spinning piledrivers him.

    Phil, Will, and Geoffrey have seen some shit

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    The cast of M.A.S.H. has access to a lot of military weaponry, that's gotta swing things in your favor

    Probably the only sitcom cast that can call in an air strike.

    Oh, wait, Veep. Veep would probably be able to do some damage.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Alexandier wrote: »
    Fresh Prince, pretty sure Uncle Phil and Geoffrey bushwhacker walk into the fight and go to town on everyone while Carla picks Will up and spinning piledrivers him.

    Phil, Will, and Geoffrey have seen some shit

    If we’re talking Geoffrey from the new Fresh Prince I’m picking him to win all by himself.

    That dude is a BADASS

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Finally, a good thread

    Also the cast of Malcolm in the Middle would have that bar down to struts and cinders within six hours

    Dewey: "I used the payphone to call in a report of minors being served here five minutes ago. You lost this fight before it even began."

  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    The cast of M.A.S.H. has access to a lot of military weaponry, that's gotta swing things in your favor

    Probably the only sitcom cast that can call in an air strike.

    Oh, wait, Veep. Veep would probably be able to do some damage.

    Brooklyn 99 are NYPD, they might be able to swing that

  • AlexandierAlexandier Registered User regular
    Another family with a ringer, Harry and the Hendersons.

    I ain't met nobody from Bawstin who's takin down a squatch. No frigging way kid.

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