Man, I’m trying to wrack my brain for a good Scottish sitcom to post but they’re mostly about old drunks. Though, a bar and/or alley close to a bar is the ideal battleground…
Plus I feel like if we had a broader knowledge of Spanish or really any other culture’s sitcoms many of these entries would be toast. Not Malcolm in the Middle though. They’re contenders.
I love M*A*S*H but they would not willingly engage in a street fight. They would crack wise in order to hide their pain at the random cruelty of war just before getting hit with a car.
I think The Bernie Mac show cast could put up a good scrap.
But no, yeah, Malcom in the Middle wouldn't even be fair. It'd be like letting a pack of rabid raccoons loose in a ball pit full of toddlers. No survivors.
You know, it’d be great if M*A*S*H was just having an episode of M*A*S*H in the middle of this, same set, it’s just instead of soldiers it was whoever, Joey etc.
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animated sitcoms, American Dad, definitely.
Stan has CIA hook-ups and the whole lot of them are fucking insane.
also Roger is mostly immortal, so if it's a "leaving the game running to wait out The End" situation, he'd bring the victory.
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You know, it’d be great if M*A*S*H was just having an episode of M*A*S*H in the middle of this, same set, it’s just instead of soldiers it was whoever, Joey etc.
Hawkeye and Hot Lips administering a lethal injection of heroin into Uncle Joey as he thrashes his life away on the table, rasping out "Yo gotta help me, Docs, I can't feel me legs!" in his best Popeye as Radar chokes back a sob
You know, it’d be great if M*A*S*H was just having an episode of M*A*S*H in the middle of this, same set, it’s just instead of soldiers it was whoever, Joey etc.
Hawkeye and Hot Lips administering a lethal injection of heroin into Uncle Joey as he thrashes his life away on the table, rasping out "Yo gotta help me, Docs, I can't feel me legs!" in his best Popeye as Radar chokes back a sob
If Home Improvement competes does Tim Allen have access to a ride on mower and/or cocaine?
Does the alley have a wooden fence or is it just chain link? Wilson can only exist in a Schrodinger's state where his body cannot be directly observed.
I guess Al just.stands aside as Tim destroys everyone including himself with some chainsaw chucks and wins by default.
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GustavFriend of GoatsSomewhere in the OzarksRegistered Userregular
The Dewey child would be acquainted with the taste of blood by the end this much I know
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Paddy’s Pub operates on Animosity rules where they might take each other out as effectively as their enemies. So they’re not winning but it would be a great watch.
I Dream of Genie and Bewitched are some wildcards. Would they take a dive to maintaine their respective secrets? Pretty sure Endora dgaf and would waste the mortals.
okay you know what, I think I actually am gonna do a bracket thing and throw together a new thread for the Tournament of Sitcom Champions. this question needs a scientifically verified answer
Paddy’s Pub operates on Animosity rules where they might take each other out as effectively as their enemies. So they’re not winning but it would be a great watch.
See this exact phenomenon is why I personally give Malcom and family the edge
It is canonical that they are at their strongest, their most violent, when their own are threatened
I Dream of Genie and Bewitched are some wildcards. Would they take a dive to maintaine their respective secrets? Pretty sure Endora dgaf and would waste the mortals.
Endora would banish any and all comers to the Berserk eclipse dimension and just shrug when Samantha protested consigning everyone to be fangoriously devoured by mouth demons.
What is Flipper? A drama aparently? Fitting, that stupid fish/baby wheeeel/call the aquarium jay couldn't do anything in an alley fight in Boston anyway.
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I wanna see Dale do the ol pocket sand to Frasier Crane
The Hathaways is a 26-episode situation comedy, which aired on ABC from October 6, 1961, to March 30, 1962, starring Peggy Cass and Jack Weston as suburban Los Angeles "parents" to a trio of performing common chimpanzees
Here's your "if they participate then everyone loses" entrant.
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While not a contender for ultimate victory, I think Alf will end up higher in the tournament bracket than anyone thought possible, because it just turned out that little guy is scrappy bastard when backed into a corner.
While not a contender for ultimate victory, I think Alf will end up higher in the tournament bracket than anyone thought possible, because it just turned out that little guy is scrappy bastard when backed into a corner.
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sorry but that is a movie not a sitcom
UNO REVERSE
There was was a sitcom based on the movie!
but how would harry feel about facing a 3rd rock from the sun john lithgow?
3rd Rock from the Sun guys could probably annihilate the whole planet, it they really wanted to
I think The Bernie Mac show cast could put up a good scrap.
But no, yeah, Malcom in the Middle wouldn't even be fair. It'd be like letting a pack of rabid raccoons loose in a ball pit full of toddlers. No survivors.
he would thirst for vengeance
Depends on if he outlaws dancing
Because if so The Boondocks.
Stan has CIA hook-ups and the whole lot of them are fucking insane.
also Roger is mostly immortal, so if it's a "leaving the game running to wait out The End" situation, he'd bring the victory.
Hawkeye and Hot Lips administering a lethal injection of heroin into Uncle Joey as he thrashes his life away on the table, rasping out "Yo gotta help me, Docs, I can't feel me legs!" in his best Popeye as Radar chokes back a sob
Does the alley have a wooden fence or is it just chain link? Wilson can only exist in a Schrodinger's state where his body cannot be directly observed.
I guess Al just.stands aside as Tim destroys everyone including himself with some chainsaw chucks and wins by default.
See this exact phenomenon is why I personally give Malcom and family the edge
It is canonical that they are at their strongest, their most violent, when their own are threatened
Endora would banish any and all comers to the Berserk eclipse dimension and just shrug when Samantha protested consigning everyone to be fangoriously devoured by mouth demons.
This, in the Def Jam Vendetta: Fight for New York announcer voice.
I wanna see
[DALE]
do
[THE OL POCKET SAND]
to
[FRASIER CRANE]!
Here's your "if they participate then everyone loses" entrant.
The fight never even happens, Cheers just gets converted into townspeople.
Is he in vanilla or POG form?
ALF and the Tanner family though.
I’d pay to watch Frank fight ALF
But they’d probably bond over a roast cat or two
I am on record as thinking genre classifications are largely restrictive and that fights about genre are very stupid
But boy seeing Wandavision called a sitcom made my vision go all red and blurry, an acrid tang in the air like a battery with cracked casing
Okay then we're talking about the show they are broadcasting in-canon.
Would Charlie allow for a cat to be roasted? My calculus has his vision going red and Kill Bill siren going off when Alf enters the arena.
And anyways Frank has equal chances to just starts blastin' or go into diet Coke can Zucco's wine gargle in the corner.
Then again you can't discount the jagged trash can to the jugular....
They'd have to patch them up after, but Dr. Cox could take prolly everyone but Danson