There's a funny irony in Modern Family/Married With Children given that Ed O'Neill himself is a black belt in Brazilian jiu-jitsu, trained under one of the most skilled masters in the world.
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Tynnanseldom correct, never unsureRegistered Userregular
Everyone's talking about how Dr. Cox is all for show but nobody's mentioned Kelso. That's a man who has buried his fair share.
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sponoMining for Nose DiamondsBooger CoveRegistered Userregular
The cast of That 70s Show won't last five seconds
Those kids are getting murdered
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DepressperadoI just wanted to see you laughingin the pizza rainRegistered Userregular
Yeah, but a fashion magazine. You think wrangling models is safe? e: If they get a coalition with Ugly Betty, you're gonna see some nasty moves.
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
The cast of M.A.S.H. has access to a lot of military weaponry, that's gotta swing things in your favor
Probably the only sitcom cast that can call in an air strike.
Oh, wait, Veep. Veep would probably be able to do some damage.
Ironically they probably stand a better chance in a straight up fight than trying to stay clear of the fray which they have proved repeatedly and relentlessly incompetent.
Pretty sure Arrested Development are out fastest. Maybe Lucille would scratch out some eyes, but I can't see her bothering. Moira Rose would probably rise to the occasion.
Derry Girls would rate except that they're teens, and could be readily distracted.
In thinking about it more, I'm gonna have to go with The Good Place, if for no other reason than Michael is a 500 foot tall fire squid, and I don't think any regular human is a match for whatever in the fuck that actually is.
It's definitely the Letterkenny guys but the main fella writes himself to be a hard drinking ultimate brawling badass who all the girls love and that definitely cheapens it.
Someone mentioned it in Houk's spin-off thread, but, I think the POW cast of Hogan's Heroes are the unsung champions of this sort of match-up.
Every single man Hogan brings to that fight has Nazi blood on their hands.
Every single one of them has likely killed multiple human beings.
I honestly don't know how you match that.
The cast were all pilots though right?
They bombed a bunch of people through a scope or maybe shot down some planes, but they weren't fighting hand to hand.
Let's see...
-- Colonel Robert Hogan commanded the 504th Bomb Group
-- Corporal Louis LeBeau was a part of the French Air Force
-- Corporal Peter Newkirk is a member of the the Royal Air Force and British Expeditionary Force
-- Staff Sergeant James "Kinch" Kinchloe is a member of the United States Army Air Forces
-- Technical Sergeant Andrew Carter is another member of the United States Army Air Forces
-- Sergeant Richard Baker is another member of the United States Army Air Forces
So, sure, they're all air boys but they're all still military trained soldiers.
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they're incorrigible, you can't keep the boys down
Those kids are getting murdered
they're fighters.
Well in that case I think the cast of Farscape would have this wrapped up tout suite
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I had.been considering these boys but...
Inevitably Ricky shoots himself in the leg or foot..
Bubbles is incapacitated crying/berating Ricky as Conkey.
Julian cannot avoid involvement.
Corey and Trevor collapse into a pile and get arrested on charges that amount to 12hrs community service.
However
, they see a Samsquanch they're going to at least be prepared with baseball bats.
They can’t afford the tickets to get to Boston.
They work at a magazine, they're gonna be dead before they hit the floor
You are not taking these men in a fight.
You are just not.
I think the softest, most quickly-dispatched sitcom cast has to go to the Rose family from Schitt's Creek...
Tony Shalhoub and the cast of Stark Raving Mad would hold up pretty well.
Ironically they probably stand a better chance in a straight up fight than trying to stay clear of the fray which they have proved repeatedly and relentlessly incompetent.
Derry Girls would rate except that they're teens, and could be readily distracted.
I feel like Antonio Scarpacci holds his own if there’s a Big Sandwich involved
Lowell has also killed dozens of people
The Hackett Bros are definitely sacks of poo and Roy craps himself ASAP but the rest of that cast can tango no doubts
Every single man Hogan brings to that fight has Nazi blood on their hands.
Every single one of them has likely killed multiple human beings.
I honestly don't know how you match that.
The cast were all pilots though right?
They bombed a bunch of people through a scope or maybe shot down some planes, but they weren't fighting hand to hand.
It's definitely the Letterkenny guys but the main fella writes himself to be a hard drinking ultimate brawling badass who all the girls love and that definitely cheapens it.
What about Klink and Schultz? Did the stalag guards come from the Luftwaffe?
I want to go back to then
Let's see...
-- Colonel Robert Hogan commanded the 504th Bomb Group
-- Corporal Louis LeBeau was a part of the French Air Force
-- Corporal Peter Newkirk is a member of the the Royal Air Force and British Expeditionary Force
-- Staff Sergeant James "Kinch" Kinchloe is a member of the United States Army Air Forces
-- Technical Sergeant Andrew Carter is another member of the United States Army Air Forces
-- Sergeant Richard Baker is another member of the United States Army Air Forces
So, sure, they're all air boys but they're all still military trained soldiers.