Get in the Dungeon

Endless_Serpents · June 13

There’s a dungeon and it’s full of gold and monsters. You have to get in the dungeon and fight and steal because you are a desperate outlaw.

To see if you do something cool or fail, use Geth to roll 1d6 (one regular die). 1 = bad, 6 = good, interpret the rest.

Type it in your post like this: Geth roll 1d6 for OP

Anyone can add more rules as we go.

facetious · June 13

oh. I was hoping it was a different kind of dungeon.

Polaritie · June 13

Geth roll 1d6 for new rules.

Edit: Oh right, I have to actually think of some. Uh... Right. Treasure chests are mimics, until its not funny anymore. And also all loot has monsters guarding it, because we're here for robbery and that means there's people to rob.

new rules:

1d6 2 [1d6=2]

Juggernut · June 13

Aight I gotta get the vibes of this dungeon. Geth roll 1d6 to assess the vibes of this dungeon.

ChicoBlue · June 13

Geth roll 1d6 for scouring the dungeon for something nice for my mom's birthday because it is coming up soon

scouring the dungeon for something nice for my mom's birthday for it is coming up soon:

1d6 6 [1d6=6]

Juggernut · June 13

Geth does not respect me.

A random arrow kills me instantly before I even set foot in the dungeon.

Endless_Serpents · June 13

An orc approaches!

Endless_Serpents · June 13

@facetious

You find a surprisingly clean room in the dungeon, but theres nothing in it but a strangely shaped icon. But be of religious significance.

Geth roll 1d6 for German Good Time

German Good Time:

1d6 3 [1d6=3]

Didgeridoo · June 13

Do we have to eat the dungeon monsters

If so, are they tasty

Juggernut · June 13

I'm assuming the orc eats my freshly died corpse.

Geth roll 1d6 for how badly I upset the orcs tum tum.

how badly I upset the orcs tum tum:

1d6 5 [1d6=5]

Raijin Quickfoot · June 13

I’m busy in the Gungeon

Endless_Serpents · June 13

JUGGERNUT

DIED OUTSIDE DUNGEON

0 points

You are a ghost now.

Endless_Serpents · June 13

@Didgeridoo Yes and yes.

Juggernut · June 13

Endless_Serpents wrote: »

JUGGERNUT

DIED OUTSIDE DUNGEON

0 points

You are a ghost now.

I am now the Ghost of the Guy Outside the Dungeon. Before you enter the dungeon you must listen to me bitch about dying outside of the dungeon.

OoooooOOoooh goooood luck I got screeeeweeeOOOOOooh'd and that's unfAAAAAIRaaaagh

Dys · June 13

Geth roll 1d6 for Slime Jiggliness

Slime Jiggliness:

1d6 5 [1d6=5]

Dys · June 13

oh he's a wiggly boy

Polaritie · June 13

Geth roll 1d6 for eating the slime

Edit: This was poisonous, wasn't it? Deliciously poisonous. But just mildly. I think I feel some indigestion coming on...

eating the slime:

1d6 4 [1d6=4]

Endless_Serpents · June 13

New rule, @Dys is now the Person Holding the Torch. If you’ve got the torch, you can find the most treasure.

Endless_Serpents · June 13

A small dog approaches!

Geth roll 1d6 for Number of Woofs

Number of Woofs:

1d6 6 [1d6=6]

Xaquin · June 13

Here is a treat for you, what is your name?

Endless_Serpents · June 13

The dog replies to @Xaquin in a comedy French accent, “I yam ze King of the Land, but a foul vizard ‘as turned me into a dog.”

He eats the treat. He does not elaborate further.

Xaquin · June 13

Good Roi

Munkus Beaver · June 13

Pet the dog

Sir Fabulous · June 13

Shapeshifter!

Geth roll 1d6 to slay this abomination

to slay this abomination:

1d6 2 [1d6=2]

Endless_Serpents · June 13

@Munkus Beaver has earned 10 points and 1 chew toy.

@Sir Fabulous fails to strike down the dog! He has lost 1 heart point for his crimes!

Munkus Beaver · June 13

Kick sir fab in the shins for trying to hurt a good boy

Sir Fabulous · June 13

His time will come.

Geth roll 1d6 for quietly bubbling vengeance

quietly bubbling vengeance:

1d6 6 [1d6=6]

Endless_Serpents · June 13

An upsetting creature approaches!

“Hello.”

pooka · June 13

Geth roll 1d6 for dog friendliness, from 'chill' to 'would protect me from myself'

dog friendliness, from 'chill' to 'would protect me from myself':

1d6 1 [1d6=1]

Endless_Serpents · June 13

It has been determined the dog is very chill.

Doodmann · June 13

Geth roll 1d6 to pet the friendly dog

to pet the friendly dog:

1d6 3 [1d6=3]

DarkPrimus · June 13

Ask the upsetting creature for directions to some nice treasure

Geth roll 1d6 for asking for directions

asking for directions:

1d6 2 [1d6=2]

Endless_Serpents · June 13

@DarkPrimus The upsetting creature drags a finger along the floor, then opens a trap door that wasn’t there before, it gestures you to enter it.

Endless_Serpents · June 13

A translucent purple Gameboy approaches!

Sir Fabulous · June 13

Geth roll 1d6 for cool games or naw

cool games or naw:

1d6 2 [1d6=2]

Munkus Beaver · June 13

Offer the game boy to the weird creature.

Tell him you got ghost bubble.

Brolo · June 13

geth roll 1d6 to see if it has a good tony hawk pro skater game you play

to see if it has a good tony hawk pro skater game you play:

1d6 2 [1d6=2]

Sir Fabulous · June 13

Geth roll 1d6 for so I guess when it comes to games on this gameboy the roll will always be two, huh?

so I guess when it comes to games:

1d6 5 [1d6=5]

Munkus Beaver · June 13

Geth roll 1d6 for striking a pose

striking a pose:

1d6 2 [1d6=2]

Endless_Serpents · June 13

A shaved manticore approaches!

It wants to play Crash Test Dummies on the Gameboy.

Dys · June 13

Endless_Serpents wrote: »

New rule, @Dys is now the Person Holding the Torch. If you’ve got the torch, you can find the most treasure.

oh shit, Geth roll 1d6 for how much treasure I can see (including gameboy games)

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