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[Star Wars] The Adventures of Crimson Jack and S-M33

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  • Ninja Snarl PNinja Snarl P My helmet is my burden. Ninja Snarl: Gone, but not forgotten.Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Jean-Luc wrote: »
    Acolyte ep4.

    Don't care what happens as long as Jecki survives and is safe forever.

    Jecki and Jortles seem to be the only non-idiots in the whole show

    The space hamster would seem to be competent except that they tasked him with finding a murderer that can kill Jedi and he figured it would be fine to just scream really loudly two feet from said killer right in the middle of scary woods full of big predators instead of calling it on one of the little thumb-sized communicators everybody has.

    Though I do hope when they get back to the Jedi ship with like two survivors (because of COURSE the Jedi will have to suck and die like they always do, despite being legendary space knights), the gerbil is sitting there with his feet up with zero interest in all their conflict shit.

    The gerbil that has been nothing but a wild, screaming, feral animal the whole time?

    That thing isn’t even sentient

    They just like putting clothes on him like how elderly housewives dress up their purse dogs

    Hey, he's a civilian, he has to go in the civilian robe. As to why the fuck the Jedi force non-Jedi with them to wear the "civilian robe"? Completely fucking beyond me. Are they worried about being tempted to the Dark Side by somebody with some idea of style or fashion?

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Jean-Luc wrote: »
    Acolyte ep4.

    Don't care what happens as long as Jecki survives and is safe forever.

    Jecki and Jortles seem to be the only non-idiots in the whole show

    The space hamster would seem to be competent except that they tasked him with finding a murderer that can kill Jedi and he figured it would be fine to just scream really loudly two feet from said killer right in the middle of scary woods full of big predators instead of calling it on one of the little thumb-sized communicators everybody has.

    Though I do hope when they get back to the Jedi ship with like two survivors (because of COURSE the Jedi will have to suck and die like they always do, despite being legendary space knights), the gerbil is sitting there with his feet up with zero interest in all their conflict shit.

    The gerbil that has been nothing but a wild, screaming, feral animal the whole time?

    That thing isn’t even sentient

    They just like putting clothes on him like how elderly housewives dress up their purse dogs

    Hey, he's a civilian, he has to go in the civilian robe. As to why the fuck the Jedi force non-Jedi with them to wear the "civilian robe"? Completely fucking beyond me. Are they worried about being tempted to the Dark Side by somebody with some idea of style or fashion?

    The High Republic era seems big on official uniforms

    Every Jedi has essentially the same kit, with masters getting white robes

  • WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    Anti-Sean wrote: »
    I really, really love Sol just coming out and saying he's about to die. I'll explain everything momentarily my ass. You gonna die, bud.

    Now hold on while I plug navigation coordinates into my astromech, LV4-EVR.

    still not as telegraphed as this poor guy
    17g8ra4ibema.png

    Steam! Battlenet:Wisemantobes#1508
  • FANTOMASFANTOMAS Flan ArgentavisRegistered User regular
    The unnaturalness of the conversations during the trek is next level. We gave the child actors a lot of shit for the third episode, but it clearly wasnt their fault.

    Yes, with a quick verbal "boom." You take a man's peko, you deny him his dab, all that is left is to rise up and tear down the walls of Jericho with a ".....not!" -TexiKen
  • Ninja Snarl PNinja Snarl P My helmet is my burden. Ninja Snarl: Gone, but not forgotten.Registered User regular
    FANTOMAS wrote: »
    The unnaturalness of the conversations during the trek is next level. We gave the child actors a lot of shit for the third episode, but it clearly wasnt their fault.

    Yeah, they seemed like perfectly capable child actors given perfectly awful lines. Definitely some Phantom Menace level of crappiness there, I saw no reason at all to criticize those kid actors for what is clearly some bad writing.

  • ShadowenShadowen Snores in the morning LoserdomRegistered User regular
    And, as ever, the fandumb menace misses the point. They're not complaining about writing (well, they are, but not coherently; they're more upset about what was written rather than how it was written, which is usually a sign of misplaced priorities), directing, cinematography, acting...no. The big controversy right now in the community?

    People vandalizing pages and harassing and issuing death threats to the people who maintain Wookieepedia for (checks notes) adding information to articles based on official Star Wars products.

    Guess which Star Wars product's information in particular they're angry about getting added to Wookieepedia pages?

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  • -Loki--Loki- Don't pee in my mouth and tell me it's raining. Registered User regular
    What’s the problem with Outlaws?

    Let me guess. It’s the Horizon problem. They’ve got a badass girl that looks like a normal woman and not a pinup?

  • WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    Shadowen wrote: »
    And, as ever, the fandumb menace misses the point. They're not complaining about writing (well, they are, but not coherently; they're more upset about what was written rather than how it was written, which is usually a sign of misplaced priorities), directing, cinematography, acting...no. The big controversy right now in the community?

    People vandalizing pages and harassing and issuing death threats to the people who maintain Wookieepedia for (checks notes) adding information to articles based on official Star Wars products.

    Guess which Star Wars product's information in particular they're angry about getting added to Wookieepedia pages?

    I really hope it's one of the inane pages like couches or ducks

    Steam! Battlenet:Wisemantobes#1508
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  • -Loki--Loki- Don't pee in my mouth and tell me it's raining. Registered User regular
    Fucking gamers.

  • ArbitraryDescriptorArbitraryDescriptor Registered User regular
    Maybe it's because I just saw a Smile 2 trailer,
    [Ep 4 + speculation]
    but I am digging the unhinged grin on Jortles' mask.

  • ShadowenShadowen Snores in the morning LoserdomRegistered User regular
    edited June 20
    There's a couple of points they're annoyed about. But most recently, as in today, it's The Acolyte. Surprised none of you thought of that.

    Apparently one of the things they're upset about is...Ki-Adi Mundi's birthdate.

    Shadowen on
  • ArbitraryDescriptorArbitraryDescriptor Registered User regular
    Shadowen wrote: »
    There's a couple of points they're annoyed about. But most recently, as in today, it's The Acolyte. Surprised none of you thought of that.

    Apparently one of the things they're upset about is...Ki-Adi Mundi's birthdate.

    What / Why?

    And, to a lesser degree: who, but that's mostly rhetorical.

  • Ninja Snarl PNinja Snarl P My helmet is my burden. Ninja Snarl: Gone, but not forgotten.Registered User regular
    edited June 20
    Shadowen wrote: »
    There's a couple of points they're annoyed about. But most recently, as in today, it's The Acolyte. Surprised none of you thought of that.

    Apparently one of the things they're upset about is...Ki-Adi Mundi's birthdate.

    What / Why?

    And, to a lesser degree: who, but that's mostly rhetorical.

    I actually saw this and apparently they're pissed that his birthday is about a hundred years BBY, right at the end of the High Republic Era. And that somehow the show is then conflicting with canon? Nevermind the show very very very explicitly says "this shit happened three hundred years before the fall of the Republic or whatever", which would mean it happened way before he was born and still during the High Republic. Because fucking eras are a time range, not a time point.

    So regardless of any other fuckups, there is zero conflict here and people just really suck at watching a show.

    EDIT: And as for "who", it's conehead Jedi Master on the council in the PT. The one who gets gunned down by Clone Troopers on the bridge in the RotS. Also, loves being gifted hats but is notoriously difficult to shop for.

    Ninja Snarl P on
  • ShadowenShadowen Snores in the morning LoserdomRegistered User regular
    These are all excellent questions and the fact that these chuds are able to work themselves into a death-threat-sending frenzy over shit like this is frankly terrifying.

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  • Ninja Snarl PNinja Snarl P My helmet is my burden. Ninja Snarl: Gone, but not forgotten.Registered User regular
    edited June 20
    Sigh, looks like I was totally wrong. That'll teach me for giving Acolyte the slightest benefit of the doubt.

    You see, apparently
    Mundi makes an appearance in Acolyte... well over a century before he is born. Like two hundred years before he was born.
    So yeah, looks like Acolyte is happily trashing the continuity for reasons I cannot fathom. I don't really give a shit about this character but still, if you can't be bothered to spend five minutes reading a wiki for this shit, don't fucking pretend to be a writer.

    Ninja Snarl P on
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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    -Loki- wrote: »
    Fucking gamers.

    I'm pretty sure these people aren't gamers anymore. For one thing they seem to hate all games.

    What kind of fans would hate everything put out within their fandom?

    <.<
    >.>

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    To be honest, I could care only a tiny bit less about how the show retcons the birth year of a minor sidecharacter from the prequels.

    It doesn't make the show itself worse or better. So far down the list of things of things the show could've done better.

  • daveNYCdaveNYC Why universe hate Waspinator? Registered User regular
    I'm thinking that Disney might not be overflowing with talent, so there's a whole gaggle of the sorts of suits that came up with the various live-action remakes looking for something they can glom onto in order to look good.

    Shut up, Mr. Burton! You were not brought upon this world to get it!
  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    edited June 20
    Do we know it's the same character and not two generations of the same name?

    Rhesus Positive on
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  • ArbitraryDescriptorArbitraryDescriptor Registered User regular
    edited June 20
    Sigh, looks like I was totally wrong. That'll teach me for giving Acolyte the slightest benefit of the doubt.

    You see, apparently
    Mundi makes an appearance in Acolyte... well over a century before he is born. Like two hundred years before he was born.
    So yeah, looks like Acolyte is happily trashing the continuity for reasons I cannot fathom. I don't really give a shit about this character but still, if you can't be bothered to spend five minutes reading a wiki for this shit, don't fucking pretend to be a writer.

    Continuity of what, though? Dude was trained by Yoda and old af when Anakin was born. Check and check. I'm not understanding where (or why) dude's birthday was established in canon, or why he can't just be older than what the *checks notes*

    ...Star Wars: Episode I Insider's Guide (?) says?
    According to Star Wars: Episode I Insider's Guide, Ki-Adi-Mundi was sixty years old during the events of Star Wars: Republic: Prelude to Rebellion and Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace, dated to 33 and 32 BBY, respectively, by The New Essential Chronology. Therefore, Mundi's birth must have occurred sixty years before 33 BBY, in 93 BBY.

    That's wookieepedia citation on his less distant birthday. I genuinely do not think the writers need to have their credentials checked for playing fast and loose with whatever this was.

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  • McRhynoMcRhyno Registered User regular
    Also, the opening text of the show says it's a hundred years before the rise of the empire, not three hundred. So they resulted to death threats over their failure of comprehension? Congrats, chuds, you're stupid from multiple vectors.

    PSN: ImRyanBurgundy
  • RatherDashing89RatherDashing89 Registered User regular
    Ki-Adi Mundi: "What about the bot attack on the Wookiepedia?"

  • SiliconStewSiliconStew Registered User regular
    Funny thing about "canon" ages in Star Wars is they've had characters using years based on their local planet's orbital period before, not always a universal time standard, which can make for differences of hundreds of "years" between the two. Mundi's birth date was never a canon statement in the first place, it was only an inference based on a statement of his age in "years", but without reference to who's years they were using.

    Just remember that half the people you meet are below average intelligence.
  • Ninja Snarl PNinja Snarl P My helmet is my burden. Ninja Snarl: Gone, but not forgotten.Registered User regular
    edited June 20
    McRhyno wrote: »
    Also, the opening text of the show says it's a hundred years before the rise of the empire, not three hundred. So they resulted to death threats over their failure of comprehension? Congrats, chuds, you're stupid from multiple vectors.

    Yeah, I must've misread or something for that opening crawl, it definitely says a hundred years. Which is way more obnoxious to me than the Mundi stuff because a hundred years before the fall of the Republic puts this all much too close to the PT and yeah, then there's no way at all that this all isn't directly connected to Plageis. May as well just call it the pre-prequel series, they aren't fooling anybody.

    And yeah, it does put Mundi's lifespan within a reasonable range of his appearance in the PT. I dunno why they picked him to make an appearance at all, but it's nothing outrageous. Definitely a nothing-burger of an issue, even without the pile of serious problems in the show.

    Ninja Snarl P on
  • Inquisitor77Inquisitor77 2 x Penny Arcade Fight Club Champion A fixed point in space and timeRegistered User regular
    Funny thing about "canon" ages in Star Wars is they've had characters using years based on their local planet's orbital period before, not always a universal time standard, which can make for differences of hundreds of "years" between the two. Mundi's birth date was never a canon statement in the first place, it was only an inference based on a statement of his age in "years", but without reference to who's years they were using.

    Yeah, it's rare you will find any science fiction which directly tries to grapple with the relativity of simultaneity in general. People talk about birthdays and stardates and some such as though they are objective and absolute points in time when they really aren't, particularly the farther and faster you go.

  • Atlas in ChainsAtlas in Chains Registered User regular
    Why would leading to Darth Plagueis be a negative? Just because a show is expanding on a previously named character doesn't make it bad. It's bad on its own.

  • Ninja Snarl PNinja Snarl P My helmet is my burden. Ninja Snarl: Gone, but not forgotten.Registered User regular
    Star Trek at least acknowledges the need for a universal time and that's a step beyond where most settings get. And the basis of even that? To give continuity within an episode but not within the series, while also keeping the exact year of the show vague. The original guide for it is "four random numbers and a decimal point".

    The irony being that nobody within Star Wars uses a time or date system we've ever seen, thus requiring us nerds to make up a system to go by using the Battle of Yavin as a fixed point for time.

  • WitchsightWitchsight Registered User regular
    ... Like, why does it seem like Disney just flat out didn't care at all? (I feel like the answer is bound up in Jenny Nicholson's review of the Stars War Galaxy Starcruiser attraction).

    I really did a double take in the first ep, worried that the Jedi padawan was somehow Jenny in 5Lbs of makeup.

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  • Redcoat-13Redcoat-13 Registered User regular
    Shadowen wrote: »
    These are all excellent questions and the fact that these chuds are able to work themselves into a death-threat-sending frenzy over shit like this is frankly terrifying.

    Ah, so I guess this is where all the chuds went to after getting all worked up about a female custodes character (from 40K) with all their anger (or desire for clicks).

    It was interesting seeing a bunch of people who’d not shown any interest (or put out content on this), start creating videos but it seems to have all gone quiet now (or maybe my algorithm just stopped showing them).

    Going back to Star Wars, I just don’t understand how boring it makes things. You had a series with Space whales take space samurai fight space zombies created by space witches, and it was mostly dull and took itself far too seriously. Like aesthetically a lot of the time, I’m reminded of all those computer games from the early 2000’s where everything was brown.

    Stop trying to be cool and serious the whole
    time Star Wars; just be silly, have some fun and admit you like those cheesy pop songs.

    PSN Fleety2009
  • yossarian_livesyossarian_lives Registered User regular
    Despite the goofiness with the tracker, I didn’t think episode 4 was any worse than 1 or 2. I’m still entertained.

    "I see everything twice!"


  • ShadowenShadowen Snores in the morning LoserdomRegistered User regular
    edited June 20
    Redcoat-13 wrote: »
    Going back to Star Wars, I just don’t understand how boring it makes things. You had a series with Space whales take space samurai fight space zombies created by space witches, and it was mostly dull and took itself far too seriously.

    Meanwhile the story about a petty criminal who does a crime, goes to prison, breaks out, and sneaks back home to see his adoptive mother's funeral, and also we know this guy is dead in five years doing a heroism so we know he's never really in danger, and also everyone noteworthy is just human...is the best thing in yonks.

    In conclusion, Star Wars is a galaxy of contrasts.

    Shadowen on
  • McRhynoMcRhyno Registered User regular
    We joke but Andor is where everything came together: writing, acting, production design and music in that way that Star Wars made us feel as kids.

    I started to understand during the 3rd episode, the intercut scene of him being taken away by his adoptive parents and leaving Ferrix having fucked up the Corpo squad:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXEBNxggpLw&amp;ab_channel=HenriqueAurich

    PSN: ImRyanBurgundy
  • proxy_hueproxy_hue Registered User regular
    Yeah, I'm still digging this show myself. Actually hoped they secretly dropped two episodes for this one, the cliffhanger was exciting enough that I wanted to see how things go. The running theory that
    Qimir is the Master
    feels pretty solid to me. More specific spoilers for Acolyte Episode 4:
    Also I'm pretty surprised that they're having Mae actually not do the "I'm determined to be bad because emotions" thing, and instead she's like "wait I have a way out, I should take it!"
    Idk, I would have expected her to be tragically intractable for the drama- it looks like she's going to instead have to run because she's really afraid of her Master more than anything else at this point.

    I liked Bazil, seems like a pretty good little guy. They don't all have to be cute, sometimes they can just be weirdly threatening. Sort of Chopper but more feral vibes there.

  • -Loki--Loki- Don't pee in my mouth and tell me it's raining. Registered User regular
    Eh, I found Mandalorian S1 was the first Disney product that gave me that same feeling I had as a kid.

  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    If the show was Bonkers Good then everybody would (probably) be excited about it being tied into the greater Star Wars continuity

    Of course if it was Bonkers Good people would probably also be excited if it opened up new spaces in the Star Wars galaxy to play in

  • McRhynoMcRhyno Registered User regular
    edited June 21
    -Loki- wrote: »
    Eh, I found Mandalorian S1 was the first Disney product that gave me that same feeling I had as a kid.

    That's true. For awhile there, it was great. But Filoni gonna Filoni focusing on his cartoon characters that an economically viable audience doesn't give a shit about.

    Edit: Let's just cut off the yelling at each other. I don't understand his fans and I never will.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilcRS5eUpwk&amp;ab_channel=AlanReeves

    McRhyno on
    PSN: ImRyanBurgundy
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